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25th Night - God have mercy on me, there are even more fillers
*at the Order*
KRORY: What's that?
KANDA: ...
KRORY: Is it tasty?
KANDA: ...
KRORY: I'm gonna try it.
*seconds later*
ALLEN: *comes in* A beautiful morning!
KRORY: *screeches*
ALLEN: *teleports by his side* Are you in need of my divine guidance?
KRORY: RJABGAJBJNG
ALLEN: Dafuq?
JERRY: He fucked up eating soba, this dork.
ALLEN: *to Kanda* WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME SO I COULD HELP HIM?
KANDA: Coz I don't give a fuck.
LAVI: Morning!
KANDA: Fuck off.
LAVI: Cold. Oh, Allen babe, Komui is waiting for you!
ALLEN: YES, I CAN FINALLY SHOW OFF MY BRILLIANCE!
*in Komui's office*
KOMUI: You have to take this to General Yeegar.
ALLEN: ...You reduced me to a mere errand boy?
KOMUI: *rolls eyes*He's old and might be in need of your help.
ALLEN: I'm on my way.
BOOKMAN: Why did you send the Walker kid after Yeegar?
KOMUI: I kinda hope he gets lost.
BOOKMAN: Fair enough.
*in the Netherlands*
ALLEN: Where the fuck is that old fart, there isn't anyone here.
FINDER: Hi.
ALLEN: Where the hell did you come from?!
FINDER: I'm Thierry.
ALLEN: And I'm your lord and saviour, Allen Walker - in person. Now where is that poor old man who requires my presence?
THIERRY: Gone.
ALLEN: Typical.
*in some sorta death valley*
ALLEN: The perfect place to recruit followers. *glances at a house*
*the curtains close*
ALLEN: Okay, that hurt. Where's the General?
THIERRY: No idea.
ALLEN: Is there a way to contact him.
THIERRY: Nope.
ALLEN: ... You're fucking useless, you know that, right?
THIERRY: I'm an OC, what did you expect?
*somewhere else an Akuma runs from a carriage and gets cornered*
PERSON FROM INSIDE THE CARRIAGE: *exits and is Yeegar* Gimme your Innocence.
AKUMA: Umm...
YEEGAR: The one in your hand, dolt.
AKUMA: Oh. Thanks but no. *more Akuma appear*
ALLEN: DON'T WORRY MY DEAR WORSHIPPER I SHALL-
YEEGAR: *starts killing them off*
ALLEN: What the fuck this old man rocks!
YEEGAR: *gets surrounded*
ALLEN: *runs there screaming to increase damage with +45%* I SHALL SAVE THOU!
LEVEL 2: *is alone*
YEEGAR: *wraps chains around him* Caught you!
LEVEL 2: Thanks, but I'm not into this stuff. *anatomical canon extends*
ALLEN: KEEP DREAMING! *destroys it*
YEEGAR: So you're Allen Walker? Thank you for saving me.
ALLEN: You're welcome, now then how about-
YEEGAR: But yet again another innocent life was lost.
ALLEN: ...What?
*in the city*
YEEGAR: I'm sorry for being unable to prevent the casulaities.
ALLEN: Um General, our existence is supposed to be a secret.
YEEGAR: Oh right.
*whole town gets massacred*
*in the evening somewhere else*
YEEGAR: *cooks* So you're the pupil of Cross.
ALLEN: Yeah.
YEEGAR: Have my deepest condolences.
ALLEN: Thanks.
YEEGAR: Take this as a gift for putting up with him.
ALLEN: This is the kindest thing anyone ever told me *starts sobbing*
YEEGAR: But of course, it's for putting your life on line.
ALLEN: PLEASE STOP, YOU'RE TOO KIND I'M FUCKING CRYING ALREADY. *stuffs everything in his mouth* OH FUCK I ATE ALL!
YEEGAR: No problem, I'll make more for you.
ALLEN: Marry me, please.
YEEGAR: I can't. I couldn't protect my loved ones. I was a teacher at a small place and one day one of my students died and her best friend called her back.
*flashback*
JOANNE: *weeps*
EARL: Hi.
JOANNE: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU AND WHERE DID YOU POP OUT FROM?
*back in class*
ME: EVERY OC HAS BROWN HAIR?
GUY: You okay?
GIRL #2: You look pale.
JOANNE: IT'S MY FAAAACE *rapeface*
YEEGAR: *runs away to see an unknown Exorcist point their arrow at Joanne* NO!
JOANNE: *explodes into an Akuma*
YEEGAR: Ok, you can kill it.
EXORCIST: *kills it*
*end of flashback*
YEEGAR: Tragedy follows me and it lead to you.
ALLEN: ...I really hope you meant to say that as a compliment.
YEEGAR: Tell me about you.
ALLEN: I was born with Innocence, turned my dad into an Akuma then killed him, so I became an Exorcist to atone.
YEEGAR: Say no more. I can see it, your pain is your strength. Carry on.
ALLEN: Where have you been from my life so far? *cries again*
*at Kanda*
KANDA: *runs all Kill Bill style*
AKUMA: AW YISSS, PLEASE PIERCE ME WITH YOUR MIGHTY MUGEN.
KANDA: *sends First Illusion at it*
AKUMA: YASSS STEP ON MY PLS.
KANDA: No. *leaves*
*Wild Road and Tyki appears*
ME: Oh hey guys, are you back for your usual two panels per episode?
ROAD: ... That's painfully accurate.
END OF 25TH NIGHT