"I know in the past my family served yours for however long but, I'm my own person and you can go screw yourself." Hani cries onto Mori's lap. "I don't care how much of a scene you cause, you're not melting my heart with those fake sobs." He looks at him pleadingly and narrows his eyes when Mori doesn't react before saying.

"You're trying to antagonise me aren't you?" He speaks up. "I made him hate me when I don't even hate him back~ I can't, I don't hate anyone."

"Stop your crocodile tears and sit patiently or leave." He pulls his arm away from his lap.

"See how rough he is with me!? But I deserve it... It's fine, he only does it because I made him."

"You can either stop making me out to be the bad guy or spend the weekend alone."

"You're giving me an ultimatum? Why don't you take me seriously? Start seeing me as a threat, please."

"No, never. You can't just demand to be intimidating. It's not one of your attributes at all. Just accept that you'll never be perceived as dangerous I won't let you touch me up under the table in the bloody school library and that's that, now calm down, you're attracting unnecessary attention. I won't sit with you in future, if this is how it's going to be. You're the worst."

"I know, but what can you do about it? Go on, tell them I 'deserved it', that I 'provoked' you." Mori blinks in disbelief.

"I'm only going to apologise because you're too convincing a victim and we're in public, but don't think for one second that I'm actually sorry. I only do what I want to not what you tell me and I'll pull your arm away have as many times as it takes to get that into your head." He clears his throat and indirectly addresses the room. "Mitsukuni will you ever forgive me?"

"I was never mad, I just want you to come with me I'm too scared to go to the toilet by myself. I know that's why you stopped me. You weren't being rough, you just didn't want me to be in there by myself, no one but you has ever seen my... I can't say it's a naughty word."

"You say every word under the sun, you just want to make me do unspeakable things." He whispers.

"You're right, I could be teased about it, but you're so thoughtful! I never considered it."

"Oh Hani!"

"His body is not mature at all, I'm going to die!"

"Yeah!"

"He's so defenceless!"

"He makes me want to protect him!"

"I'd be his white knight. He's more girly that I'll ever be." Says one girl.

"Yeah, we all know you're no damsel in distress."

"Mori-senpai, take good care of him!"

"Hurry up, before he pees himself."

"Stop that, will you? Making this looks like more than it actually is. I'll take you in there but I am not, by any means, going to do anything inappropriate with you in a public toilet."

"That's what you think." Hani skips to the toilet with Mori trailing behind him reluctantly. Hani is waiting for him outside when he catches up and he asks.

"You don't actually need it, do you?" He says as he follows Hani into the toilet.

"I do." He unzips and stands at the urinal for a minute.

"What do you think you're playing at?"

"Why don't you look? Are you scared you might accidentally get turned on?"

"No."

"I can't pee with other people in here! I've got bashful bladder syndrome!" One of the boys overhears his exclamation.

"You lying toerag. No, you don't." He starts to argue back.

"It's a legitimate condition."

"Oh, then we'll just leave." They all clear out just because Hani indirectly called for it.

"Me too."

"Where do you think you're going?"

"I don't want to be left alone with you."

"Well it's too late, you already have been."

"Do you need it or not because I can't abandon you without all those nosey girls asking questions."

"I can't go, without you looking."

"That's a contradiction of what I'm now starting to see was definitely just another one of your lies."

"You caught me, now look at it then I'll pee and we can go."

"I'm just having a quick peek because I wanted to see not because- Of course it's hard!"

"What do you think I was doing standing there for the past two minutes? Sorry, I just snapped at you, I know you're confused, it's too hard for you to follow, isn't it?"

"Like you understand how I feel."

"It's your fault, just don't get on my bad side."

"I never even did anything today."

"Either it's a case of there needing to be sleep after I go for us to fully become distinct, or it's your fault."

"Explain yourself."

"I'll leak into him and he'll leak into me until we find a balance. The only way for you to keep us separate is just to do as you're told. It's the only way you can get a break. If I'm influencing him, he'll forget what he did, just like before the split. So, that includes the old bedtime routine, just now in the library and the webpage I was trying to access before your keyboard got broken."

"So, even if it was him, if it's your kind of behaviour, he'll forget?"

"Ever since this started, I've been losing my control over him, so you must be doing something right."

"If you're just around when that happens, surely he has control over your presence. You just have control over if he's being nasty. I can influence that by obeying-"

"Just don't get on my bad side and he won't even have a bad side."

"I thought you were all bad."

"I can be if you push me to it. Don't you worry your pretty little head, you're not about to have two perverts pursuing you."

"Few."

"You'll just get me all the time if you don't keep me happy. Hopefully, you won't bother putting yourself through and experience like that again." He gets closer to Mori.

"Eh?" He puts both hands on the back of Mori's head and pulls it down to kiss him.