I saw something wonderful today.
I don't care about your silly creatures Luna. You promised me an update on your progress in getting me out of here.
It was a unicorn foal. Oh Tom it was so sweet!
Oh so not an imaginary creature this time? Still not very interesting though.
It was so white it looked like it was glowing.
They usually do. Anyway back to my problem, have you found any more books on...
She came right up to me in the forest, even let me pet her.
How could you possibly know it was a girl?
Her coat was so soft and smooth.
Luna, I don't care.
And her eyes, oh Tom have you ever seen a unicorns eyes? They are so blue!
I have been stuck in this book for decades, you promised to help me, can you please focus!?
...but not a bright blue though, no they were very pale. In the right light they would probably look silver but I know they were definitely blue.
This is what I get for placing my hopes of escape on a little girl.
I can't believe I have been in this school for so long and never knew there were unicorns so close by.
I can't believe I actually thought you could help me.
...and I actually got to touch one. A beautiful little foal as well. Can you believe it Tom? I feel so lucky.
There are no words.
It was even more moving than the Golden Flue Sprouts.
Luna do me a favour? Put me in a box and don't take me out again until you are at least 20.
I have seen some wonderful things in this world Tom but never anything as wonderful as that before.
Are you even reading my responses?
It was just the most incredible experience of my life.
I am a murderous villain who will one day rule the world.
Oh and I haven't told you about the mane! It was so shiny, like water rippling down her back.
Dumbledore has a lucrative side business selling guinea pigs.
...and her tail. Oh Tom her tail!
I once ate an entire wedding cake by myself just to see if I could.
I feel so wonderful right now I can't even describe it.
Good. Don't.
She ate an apple right out of my hand you know?
Did she? Well isn't that lovely? And yet somehow I continue to not care.
She was so gentle and calm!
Unlike me when I finally get out of here and tear you and your stupid unicorn apart!
I'm so happy Tom. This really has been the most wonderful day ever and I'm so glad I could share it with you.
You are the worst thing that ever happened to me...and that includes the Potter brat.
For ALRYM who requested Luna interrupting Toms ranting with descriptions of a unicorn foal she had seen. :)