Here is chapter 25 everyone. I'm sorry about the wait. School was insane. But I am done now so I hope to update more frequently :)

This chapter is mainly Cora and Emma with some Swan Queen.

Disclaimer: I own nothing of Once OR Monty Python and the Holy Grail. All direct quotes are not mine.

Yes. Monty Python and the Holy Grail. If you haven't seen this movie please go and watch it prior to reading the story because you will NOT get the jokes.

But most people have seen it.

I hope...

Also please read the chapter and the ending Author's Note.

Reviews are welcomed and encouraged.

"Emma you look like shit." Cora stated eyeing the blonde up and down. "The fuck happened to you?"

"Your daughter happened to me. Don't get me wrong, I love Regina but these fucking pregnancy hormones are killing me." Emma groaned out, rubbing her exhausted eyes.

"How so?" Cora asked, cocking her head to the side.

"Well one minute she will be all cute and loving and then it spirals into horny Regina, which is fine and I love, but then it spirals into angry Regina if I have literally one thing out of place in the house and she has cravings and gets sad because even though she isn't showing much she thinks she's getting fat which she isn't and I just I CAN'T KEEP HANDLING IT CORA I AM LOSING MY SHIT!" Emma yelled, finishing her rant and waving her hands.

"Why don't you and I have some bonding time again?" Cora asked after thinking for a moment.

"I can't leave Regina on her own." Emma groaned again, banging her head off of the table in front of her.

"You won't have to… I have an idea." Cora replied easily with a smirk.

Emma eyed Cora for a minute, eyebrows creasing together in suspicion.

"Whatchu thinkin bout Cora?" Emma asked suspiciously.

"Don't worry about it. I got it under control."

"Cora."

"Nope."

"Ugh. Fine." Emma groaned out again and leaned back in her chair, swiveling on the spot a little. "Let me know what you have in mind."

"Of course dear." Cora replied easily with a wave of her hand. "Sit back and I will take care of everything."

"Just take two drops of that and it should clear it right up." Blue told Sneezy, him giving a small grunt of gratitude as he exited the room.

"Hello Rachel." Cora said darkly, entering the room and smirking as Blue gasped and jumped, landing into the wall with a thud.

"C-cora." Blue stuttered out, eyes wide as she looked at the woman, "What're you doing here?"

"I need your assistance."

"And what makes you think I would even want to help you?"

Cora raised an eyebrow and smirked.

"Because you won't have a choice." Cora said before preparing to swing. Blue caught the motion and blocked Cora's hit, smacking her in the face and buying her enough time to scamper away.

"FUCKING RACHEL TICE!" Cora yelled as she held her nose, watching Blue's retreating figure.

She gave a wave of her hands and disappeared into a puff of smoke, reappearing near Blue and causing the woman to shriek before running off again, Cora hot on her tail.

"COME BACK HERE YOU BLASTED FAIRY!"

"YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!" Blue yelled out before rounding a corner.

"THAT CAN BE ARRANGED!" Cora yelled back as she tried to pick up her pace, running quicker and making a dive for Blue.

"GET OFF OF ME YOU OLD DERANGED BAT!" Blue shrieked, trying to fight Cora off but instead the woman pinned Blue to the ground.

"Now listen here Rachel, you can either shut up and take this potion or I can sell your organs on the black market. So what's it gonna be?" Cora asked Blue with a smirk.

Blue's eyes widened as she glanced at the potion and gave a groan of acceptance, making Cora smirk triumphantly.

"Why do you need me to take this potion?" Blue asked as she gulped it down.

"I just need to borrow your body for awhile." Cora replied flippantly.

"Wait wha-." Blue began but fell backwards with a thud, unconsciousness claiming her.

"Well that was easy." Cora muttered to herself as she magically poofed a sled behind her, lifting Blue onto it before beginning to pull her down the street.

She whistled as she walked, Blue's unconscious body gliding behind her on the sled.

"Captain?" Granny's voice rang out, a hint of confusion in it as she approached the women.

Cora froze in her tracks, turning to give a sheepish smile to the older woman.

"Oh goddamnit Cora not again!" Granny huffed out, waving her arms at Blue's unconscious form.

"EMMA AND I HAVE PLANS OKAY?!"

"Do these plans involve unconscious fairies?"

"OBVIOUSLY! Why the fuck else would I have fucking Rachel Tice unconscious on a sled?" Cora demanded, a hand on her hip in defiance.

"Alright just don't let Regina find out." Granny warned.

"Let Regina find out what?"

Both women froze where they stood, Cora's eyes bulging to the size of golf balls as she took in the form of her daughter behind Granny.

"She's right behind me isn't she?" Granny asked with a small groan.

"Mother why is Blue unconscious on a sled?" Regina asked, a hint of disapproval in her voice as her hand rested on the slightly protruding baby bump.

"Nothing to concern yourself with darling, Armada business." Cora replied smoothly before walking to her daughter, "Now how is my little cupcake?"

Her attention turned to the magical baby growing in Regina's womb, her hand coming out and resting on a slightly swollen belly.

"Still growing." Regina commented softly, she still couldn't believe that she was pregnant with Emma's child. It seemed so surreal and the thought still brought tears to her eyes.

"Well Nana has to go and deal with the pesky fairy but you keep on growing cupcake." Cora cooed to Regina's stomach, lightly kissing it before giving her daughter a hug.

"Goddamnit what is this bitch made out of?!" Cora huffed as she hauled Blue's ass from the sled and sat her on the ground.

"Are you sure you want to do this again?" Jefferson asked the woman, eyeing Blue's unconscious form.

"Emma is stressing a little. She wasn't around to take care of Henry as a baby and now that Regina is preggo and has one on the way, Emma is slightly frazzled because she doesn't want to fuck up." Cora explained as she dragged Blue across the ground into the center of the yard.

"And this has to do with Rachel how?"

"Because I need to go through the portal and need a body to take with me. Well actually I need two…" Cora trailed off, looking at Jefferson expectantly.

"Oh no. No. I am not going unconscious through the hat just so you can have your kicks." He stated firmly.

"Don't make me kick your ass Jefferson." Cora replied with a glare, making the man huff before reluctantly agreeing.

"Spin it."

The Other World...

"I did not miss this place." Cora grumbled as she waltzed away from the dock and began taking back alleyways to get to the Mills Mansion.

Cora treaded carefully, not wanting anyone to see her as she headed to her destination. Finally she spotted the manor just ahead, as well as Emma out front having a rather loud yelling match with some man.

"Neal I don't want you! I am with Regina now!" Emma yelled loudly, shoving the man away from her with a snarl.

"Emma we can be together, as a family! You, me, and Henry!" Neal replied, his eyes pleading with her to see reason.

"I'm sorry Neal, but you're about 10 years too late for that." Emma stated firmly.

"Is there a problem here?" Cora asked, her voice dangerous as she came to a stop behind Neal.

The man spun around quickly, a look of fear flashing across his face.

"C-Cora." He spluttered out.

"Why do you seem so… Oh that's right I'm dead." Cora groaned loudly, "This stupid fucking dimension. UGH! It infuriates me so much."

"Cora what are you doing here?" Emma asked, confusion on her face, "Oh my god is everyone in the other world alright? Oh my god is Regina okay? Am I okay? Oh god we aren't dead are we?!"

"Woah." Cora said putting her hands up, "Pump the brakes, put it in reverse, and back it up a little."

Neal raised an eyebrow at the woman.

"You are fine. Regina is fine. Henry is fine. We are all fine." Cora said slowly, "I just came because I require you and Regina's assistance."

"Oh. Sure thing what do you need?"

"Perhaps we should speak inside?" Cora asked, shooting Neal a glare.

"Of course." Emma agreed, turning her back on Neal and gesturing for Cora to follow.

"You say another word to her to try and break her and my daughter up and I will personally cut off that noodle you try to pass off as a dick and feed it to you." Cora threatened, making Neal gulp before backing away slowly.

"Shoo!" Cora spat out, a smirk on her face as she watched the man turn tail and run, "Pussy."

She quickly ran up the stairs of the porch and into the house, following Emma into the living room.

"Baby we have a guest!" Emma called out, dropping into a chair as Cora stood in the middle of the living room.

"Who is it? I certainly hope it isn't that sorry excuse for a man that calls himself-." Regina trailed off as she entered the room, her eyes landing on Cora. "Mother?"

Her voice was small and her eyes began to water slightly.

"Why are you-?... Oh right because I'm fucking dead. GOD I HATE THIS DIMENSION!" Cora fumed slightly before walking to her daughter and embracing her.

"What are you doing here?" Regina asked, her voice cracking with emotion as she returned the embrace.

"Well I thought it would be good to check in on you two and I require your assistance." Cora said as she guided Regina to sit next to her on the loveseat.

"Of course." Regina replied easily.

"Well I have some good news. You're pregnant." Cora said with a bright smile.

Both women stayed silent, their eyes wide as they looked at each other.

"H-How?" Regina stuttered out.

"Well with the amount of sex you two have I'd hardly say it's a surprise… well that and the fact that you have magic and finally gave me a magical baby." Cora replied with a smile.

"I got her pregnant?" Emma asked in surprise as she looked to her girlfriend.

"You sure did you sex fiend."

"Mother." Regina scolded before swallowing, "So what do you need from us?"

"Well Regina, it turns out that when you're eggo is preggo you are a total crazy woman. Apparently you go from lovey to horny to angry to sad so quickly that you would make the flash dizzy." Cora began, "And Emma is stressed out because she does everything for you because she's afraid she's gonna fuck something up big time and she needs a break. So her and I want to have some bonding time."

"What does this have to do with us?" Emma asked, glancing at her girlfriend and giving her a loving stare, which Regina returned.

"Alright, no eye fucking in front of me first of all." Cora started, "I was hoping you two would like to… babysit Regina?"

Regina and Emma stayed silent as they looked at Cora's hopeful smile.

"YOU WANT US TO BABYSIT ME!? I AM NOT A CHILD MOTHER!"

"Well no shit there Sherlock." Cora replied with a wave of her hand, "I just want someone there to keep her company while Emma has some much needed fun."

The two lovers shared a look again before nodding their consent.

"Alright that's settled. Go drop Henry off at White Chocolate's and meet me at the docks. We peacing." Cora said with a smile before poofing away.

Back Home...

"Dear have you seen my mother?" Regina asked as she entered the living room.

Emma stood and walked over to the women and wrapped her arms around her.

"No ma'am." She replied with a grin, eyes raking over her wife's face and stopping at her plump lips.

"Emma not now." Regina said with a giggle as Emma began nipping at her neck.

"Why not? Henry is with my parents, your mom is MIA, we have the house to ourselves…" She trailed off as she continued to kiss down Regina's neck, sucking lightly on the flesh.

"Well when you put it that way." Regina murmured in approval as she brought Emma's face back to hers, latching onto her lips in a passionate kiss.

Emma's hands began wandering over Regina's body; stopping at her ass and giving it a firm squeeze while Regina's groped at her breasts.

"Should we go upstairs?" Regina asked breathlessly as Emma continued her assault on her neck.

"Too far." Emma mumbled as she ripped Regina's shirt off, lips ghosting over the newly exposed flesh.

"I'm assuming they are in- OH FOR FUCK SAKE KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS YOU KINKY ASS BITCHES!" Cora huffed out as Emma and Regina sprang apart.

"MOTHER!" Regina growled out as she turned her back to put her shirt back on.

"Damnit Cora!" Emma grumbled before her eyes landed on their doubles. "Um… baby?"

"Yes dear?" Regina asked, turning around and finishing the last few buttons, still not looking up.

Emma poked her wife's arm and then pointed, Regina's eyes following the trail and stopping on their duplicates.

"Well hello." Regina greeted with a curious look, "Mother, care to explain?"

"Yeaaaaaaaahhh about that… No." Cora dragged out. "Have fun you kids, bye!"

Cora waved her hand, engulfing herself and Emma in a puff of smoke and disappearing, leaving Regina, Gina, and Em in the room together.

"Well how about I make us some tea and you two can fill me in on what shenanigans my mother is planning." Regina said as she gestured to the kitchen and walked off, the other two following behind.

"Regina is going to be pissed."

"Oh nonsense. She'll be fine." Cora answered before retrieving the hat from Jefferson's closet that she was looking for.

"Oh no. No. No portal hopping Cora."

"Oh will you loosen up you pansy!" Cora scolded, "We are going on an adventure and you are going to fucking like it."

Emma groaned as she followed Cora from the room and out to the backyard.

"Where are we going?"

"No idea. I picked the random hat. You give it a spin and it tosses you somewhere." Cora replied with a shrug before spinning the hat and tossing it away from them.

"What if we get sent somewhere bad?!" Emma called over the roaring wind.

"What if we make the butler mad?" Cora called back, not really hearing Emma.

"NO! What if we go somewhere bad!?"

"What if we get a cat?!"

"GODDAMNIT CORA!"

"CHUCK CHATMAN!?"

"UGH!"

"EMMA THIS IS HARDLY THE TIME FOR ELLEN REFERENCES!"

Emma threw her head back in frustration before pushing Cora into the portal and hopping in right behind her.

"Ow." Emma groaned as she picked herself up from the ground, just in time to watch Cora effortlessly Mary Poppins float down to the ground.

"Really dear you need to have more grace." Cora reprimanded before touching the ground, she took a look at their surroundings and noted where the portal was.

"Where are we?"

"A forest." Cora stated simply before grabbing onto Emma and pulling her away, "We need to get out of here so we know where we are."

The two began the walk, weaving in and out of trees, not hearing the rustling that was following them.

"Wait did you hear that?" Emma asked, coming to a halt and making Cora pause as well.

"Hear what?"

Another rustle echoed, this time louder, causing both women to spin around and face the empty woods.

"I must just be hearing things." Emma muttered before both women turned back around.

They screamed loudly as their eyes landed on the figures in front of them.

"Oh will you shut up? No need to scream so loudly." The tall figure scolded.

"Who are you?" Emma asked as she let go of Cora's arm.

"We are the Knights who saaaayyy… NI!"

"Well fuck me in the ass." Cora groaned, "WE FUCKING LANDED IN FUCKING CAMELOT!"

"Camelot as in King Arthur?" Emma asked with wide eyes.

"Yes the very same! Ugh fucking Camelot. Such a silly place."

"Well you aren't technically in Camelot." The Knight butted in.

"Well yes not technically. I assume we are on the outskirts of King Arthur's kingdom?" Cora asked.

"Indeed."

"Great jussssstttt great."

"What's so bad about Camelot?" Emma asked.

"You just wait and see. We're technically in the Enchanted Forest but King Arthur's Camelot is in a secluded section of the Forest… for good reason."

"Why's that?"

"…Because everyone here… is an idiot." Cora stated before looking back to the Knight.

"Alright then. Well if you Knights will excuse us we need to get going." Emma began with an uncertain smile.

"We cannot let you pass without receiving payment." The Knight stated.

"Ummmm what?" Emma asked with a raised eyebrow.

"What do you want for payment?" Cora asked with an eye roll.

"We want… A SHRUBBERY!"

Emma gave Cora a 'are you fucking serious' look as Cora gave another eye roll.

"Very well we will get you your shrubbery."

"A nice one. Not too small. But not too large."

"Okay okay."

"And not too scrawny."

"Okay."

"But not too fat."

"OKAY WE WILL GET YOU YOUR GODDAMN SHRUBBERY!" Cora yelled out in a huff before grabbing Emma and walking off. "Fucking Knights of Ni."

"Cora this is ridiculous."

"No shit Emma." Cora grumbled as they made their way through the forest, finally seeing a small town. "We need to find a shrubbery."

"Where?"

"No idea. We can just ask around." The two women started off for the town, eventually spotting some shrubbery.

"Do you sell the shrubbery?" Emma asked the old man.

"My name is Roger."

"I'm sorry?"

"Roger. My name is Roger." The man stated again.

"Um. Hi Roger… do you sell the shrubbery?"

"Roger the shrubber."

"What?"

"My name is Roger and I am a shrubber, it's my trade."

Emma just stared at the man.

"Listen here Roger the shrubber, we want one of your fucking shrubs for the Knights who say Ni!" Cora huffed out.

"Ahhhh don't say that word!"

"Ni?" Emma asked in confusion.

"Stop. It hurts!"

Emma gave Cora a look as Cora shook her head.

"I'll stop if you give us a shrubbery."

"Fine fine, take which ever you'd like. Just don't say those words again!"

Cora gave a triumphant smirk and picked up a nice shrubbery, whistling as she walked off.

Emma came to a stop next to the man and leaned in to his ear.

"Ni." She whispered and the man cringed before she gave a chuckled and ran after Cora.

They eventually made their way back to the Knights.

"Knights Who Say Ni, we have brought you your shrubbery." Cora called out.

The Knights appeared quickly and circled the women.

"We are now no longer the Knights Who Say Ni."

"Ni." One Knight piped up.

"Shhh." The other hushed.

"We are now the Knights who say… Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG, Zoom-Boing, Z'nourrwringmm."

Cora and Emma shared a look before Cora tossed them the shrubbery.

"There's your damn shrubbery and payment. Now may we have safe passage through these woods?"

"You may." The Knight answered as they went about examining the shrubbery.

"Okay let's get out of here." Cora said to Emma as they began trekking through the forest once more.

"Where are we going?" Emma asked as they walked.

"Not sure. But I hate Camelot. Stupid hat."

"Cora it can't be that bad." Emma reasoned as they finally broke free of the trees and spotted a castle up ahead. "Let's head there."

Cora gave a reluctant nod before they walked towards the castle, spotting a group of men dressed in armor outside of it, looking up to the top.

"Hello." Cora greeted, causing the men to turn around. "Oh fuck."

"Cora?" Arthur asked with a bright smile before engulfing her in a hug.

"You two know each other?" Emma asked in confusion as Arthur released his hold on her mother-in-law.

"Indeed! I knew Cora when I was but a young man, and she a beer wench."

A smirk spread across Emma's face as she slowly turned to face a blushing Cora.

"Is that so?"

"Oh it is! Quite the fine lover too if I might add, she did this thing with her tongue-."

"Okaaaayyyy that's enough Arthur!" Cora interrupted before clearing her throat and directing her attention to the Knights. "Lancelot, Galahad, Benevere, Robin, Bors."

"You know all of them?" Emma asked with wide eyes.

"She took a ride on all of us." Lancelot piped up, making Emma choke on air as Cora groaned.

"Cora!"

"WHAT EMMA, WHAT?! I WAS A WHORE OKAY ARE YOU HAPPY NOW!" Cora cried out, clearly frustrated.

"Was this… before you had Regina?"

"Yes this was long before I had Regina or met Rumple." Cora answered.

"Regina?" Arthur asked.

"My daughter…. The Evil Queen." Cora replied smoothly. All of the men gasped in fear.

"Wait you know of her?" Emma asked curiously.

"All who live here have heard of The Evil Queen and her Dark Curse. How did you survive?"

"It's a long story." Cora answered.

"Wait why didn't they get taken by the curse?" Emma asked pointing to the men.

"Regina got to pick who she wanted to bring… Would you really want these sods in Storybrooke?" Cora asked with a raised eyebrow.

"And who is this blonde beauty?" Arthur asked gesturing to Emma.

"This is my daughter-in-law. Emma Swan, daughter of Queen Snow and King Charming. She married Regina."

"No shit." Galahad piped up and gave Emma a high five.

"Oh and not to brag but… I'm a knight as well." Emma pointed out, rubbing her nails on her shirt.

"Are you really?" Robin asked with wide eyes.

"They call me the White Knight."

"Cocky bitch." Cora grumbled. "So what're you idiots doing standing beneath this castle?"

"We are on a quest for the Holy Grail! I have come to this castle filled with Frenchmen seeking the help of their lord." Arthur began before turning back to the castle and looking up at the Frenchman. "But someone is BEING ENTIRELY UNREASONABLE!"

"You don't frighten us, English pig dogs. Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called 'Arthur King,' you and all your silly English K-nig-hts." The Frenchman taunted from above.

"Is there someone else up there we can talk to?" Galahad asked, looking up at the castle.

"No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time."

"Pleasant bastard isn't he." Cora muttered.

"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries."

"Well that wasn't very nice." Emma called up.

"I merely want to speak to your lord!" Arthur called up once more as the Frenchman disappeared from view.

"FETCHEZ LA VACHE!" Came the cry from above as animals began raining down on the group.

"RUNAWAY!" Arthur called out as the group barreled away from the castle.

"Sir we need to press on away from this dreadful place!" Robin called as they continued to run off.

"Rightly so Sir Robin. Allow us to press on!" Arthur answered before stopping and turning to face Cora and Emma. "Would you ladies like to join us on our quest for the grail?"

"WE SURE WOULD!" Emma yelled, super excited about this idea while Cora gave a groan.

"Fine fine yes we would."

"Here you are Knight Swan." Arthur stated as he handed coconuts to Cora.

"You've gotta be fucking kidding." Cora grumbled as she took the coconuts.

"We ride!" Arthur cried as Patsy began banging the coconuts together, the other knights following suit.

"Well, tally ho Cora!" Emma cried as Cora grumbled and began to bang the coconuts together as they rode off.

"Where are we off to?" Bedevere asked the King as they "rode".

"We must continue the search for the grail, I have heard of a magnificent wizard that knows magic, he might be able to help us in our search." Arthur explained.

"You know that I have magic right Arthur?" Cora asked from behind as she continued to bang the coconuts.

"Indeed I do Cora. But this is a job for a wizard!"

"Don't come crying to me when you blow your balls off." Cora mumbled while Emma gave a snicker, continuing her gallop.

"I believe he can be found just over this ridge!" Arthur called back to his party as they galloped.

Suddenly an explosion of fire happened not fifty feet from them, startling the group, followed by another explosion.

"You who goes there!" Sir Bors called out as the group paused, watching as a man approached the group.

"Who are you who can summon fire without flint or tinder?" Arthur asked as the man continued to approach.

"There are some who call me... Tim." The man answered before examining the group, "Cora?"

"You know him too!?" Emma yelled, looking at her mother-in-law.

"Yes I do and before you ask yes I fucked him too okay!?" Cora growled out before looking back to Tim, "Hello Tim."

"Still as beautiful as ever Cora."

"That's very kind of you Tim. You still look like shit."

"You didn't think so when we took a roll in the hay."

"Yes well I was extremely drunk. I don't remember much from that night."

"I remember everything Cora." Tim said with a wiggle of his eyebrows.

"How fortunate for you." Cora replied dryly.

"You have magic good sir?" Sir Robin broke in, interrupting the conversation.

"Indeed I do. Why do you ask?"

"We seek the Holy Grail!" Arthur stated proudly.

"Oh and who are you?"

"I am Arthur, King of the Brits and ruler of Camelot and all that is in it's kingdom."

"I never heard of you."

"But… what…"

"See. Idiots, idiots everywhere." Cora muttered to Emma, making the blonde snicker.

"I can see why Regina didn't bring them."

"I am your King!" Arthur stated.

"Yes well that's all good and lovely but I really don't give two shits. So what do you want me to do about your cup problem?"

"It is a grail! And it is Holy to our Lord!" Bedevere defended.

"It's a fucking cup." Tim stated plainly, making Cora chuckle.

"Yes well, think what you will… But do you know where it is?" Arthur asked the man.

"Indeed I do."

"Well that would have been nice to state when we first asked you." Galahad grumbled.

"You told me you seek it, not that you wanted to know if I knew where it was." Tim corrected before looking back at Arthur. "It is in a cave up ahead."

"Excellent. Take us to it." Arthur commanded.

"Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of valor! For the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel, that no man yet has fought with it... and lived! BONES of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair! So! Brave knights! If you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth..." Tim told, making a gesture of the teeth with his hands.

"What an eccentric performance." Arthur replied before gesturing for Tim to lead the way.

The group moved towards the cave and quickly ducked behind the rocks.

"Where is this monster? I see no monster." Bedevere pointed out.

"Yeah Tim, where's your big scary monster?" Cora demanded as she scanned the area.

"There he is!" Time exclaimed, pointing ahead.

"Where?" Arthur asked, looking at the area as a rabbit came into view.

"There!" Time repeated, pointing ahead.

"What? Behind the rabbit?" Arthur asked incredulously.

"It is the rabbit." Tim defended.

The entire group grew quiet.

"You're a fucking idiot." Cora stated plainly as she shook her head.

"You silly sod!" Arthur exclaimed.

"What?" Time asked.

"You got us all worked up!"

"Well that's no ordinary rabbit."

"Ohh."

"That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!"

"You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!" Robin exclaimed.

"You slept with pussies Cora." Emma pointed out.

"Yes well… I most certainly am sleeping with one now… if you get what I mean." Cora said with a wink making Emma chuckle.

"Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide! It's a killer!" Tim exclaimed.

"Get stuffed!" Galahad called.

"He'll do you up a treat, mate." Tim stated.

"Oh, yeah?"

"You manky Scots git!" Robin exclaimed.

"I'm warning you!"

"What's he do? Nibble your bum?"

"He's got huge, sharp... er... He can leap about. Look at the bones!" Tim defended.

"Go on, Bors. Chop his head off!" Arthur instructed.

"I'm betting my money on the rabbit." Cora said pointedly.

"Fine. I'll take Bors then." Emma agreed, shaking hands with Cora as they watched.

"Right! Silly little bleeder. One rabbit stew comin' right up!" Bors called as he ran out to attack the rabbit.

Suddenly the rabbit leaped and tackled Bors, ripping his face and throat apart in a matter of seconds.

Arthur and his men let out inhuman girl shrieks while Cora and Emma's eyes widened.

"I bet even White Chocolate couldn't tame that shit." Cora muttered as they watched the blood pour from Bors.

"That is one killer rabbit." Emma muttered as Arthur and his men continued to flip out.

"I warned you, but did you listen to me? Oh, no, you knew, didn't you? Oh, it's just a harmless little BUNNY isn't it?" Tim mocked as he pointed to Bors lifeless body.

"What do we do now?" Robin asked Arthur.

"Too bad Snow wasn't here. I bet she could talk to that fluff ball." Cora muttered to Emma.

"Use your magic Tim!" Arthur called but Tim merely shook his head.

"No. You arrogant sods wanted to pass it off as a harmless rabbit. I am not helping."

"Please Tim!"

"On one condition."

"Name it!"

"…I get to see Cora's boobs."

"What?" Cora asked, eyebrows raised.

"It's been so long."

"I am not showing you my boobs."

"Then I am not helping."

"Cora just flash him." Arthur said.

"No."

"It's not like we are asking you to sleep with him!" Arthur defended making Cora grown before standing.

"Fine fine." She muttered as she unbuttoned her blouse, followed by yanking her bra down with an eye roll.

"They look just as I remember."

"We done now?" Cora asked as she pulled her bra back up and buttoned her blouse.

"Here. Use these." Time stated as he handed Arthur a box.

"What are these?"

"Are those grenades!?" Emma yelped as she looked at the explosives.

"Only way to take down that monster." Tim said darkly.

Cora and Emma shrugged before grabbing a grenade each, pulling the pin, and letting it fly as they bombed the rabbit.

Five grenades later, and sure they killed the monster, the group marched through the blown up rabbit guts and into the cavern.

"It shouldn't be much farther." Tim stated as they walked through the cavern, eventually seeing light at the end of the tunnel.

"It's so bright." Emma said in awe as they approached.

The group made it through the blinding light and came to a halt outside of the tunnel, only seeing more valleys and a half destroyed castle in the distance.

"Well… where the fuck is this grail?" Cora asked, arms crossed as she examined the area.

"IT SHOULD BE HERE!" Arthur exclaimed.

"Perhaps we made a wrong turn?" Robin asked.

"Well… this has been fun gentlemen." Cora began, "But we should be getting back. Have fun continuing your quest for your cup."

"GRAIL!" Arthur yelled.

"Whatever." Cora said with an eyeroll. "Let's go Emma."

Emma waved farewell to the men as Cora and she poofed from the area, reappearing next to their entrance to the portal.

"Let's get home. I'm sick of this place." Cora muttered as they passed through.

"So… I take it you and Emma are still doing quite well in the bedroom department?" Gina asked as she took a sip of her wine, making Em blush.

"Absolutely. Trust me, that is one thing that will never change." Regina answered with a chuckle, "That or our love for each other. As sappy as that sounds."

Em gave a bright smile as she looked to her girlfriend next to her.

"We should do this more often." Em stated, receiving a nod from the other two women.

"How is Cora getting you two through the portal?" Regina asked as she took a sip of her tea.

"Well the same number that go through have to come back so…" Gina trailed off, wondering who her mother could have taken through the portal.

"Oh shit." Regina muttered as she realized. "My mother took Blue through."

"Oh? But who else?" Gina asked.

"No idea. But I'll be sure to ask whenever she and my wife get back." Regina vowed with a firm nod.

"Baby we're back!" Emma called as she and Cora entered the house.

"Where did you two go?" Regina asked as she stood and walked to her wife, embracing her, "You smell like shit."

"We were in Camelot."

"With those idiots?" Both Regina's asked at the same time.

"Yeah, and I learned more about your mother than I needed to."

"Now you see why I hate Camelot." Cora grumbled as she took a seat.

"I guess we should be getting back to our dimension." Gina stated as she stood, helping Em up as well, "Henry is probably wondering where we are."

"Yeah, I'll get you two back." Cora said as she rose.

The women said their goodbyes and Cora exited the house with the group in tow, leaving Regina and Emma alone.

Once the door closed Regina pounced, pinning Emma against a nearby wall as she attacked her wife's neck.

"I have been wanting to fuck you all day since you left." Regina muttered as she continued her assault.

"I need a shower babe."

"That's fine. Shower sex it is." Regina panted as she ripped Emma's top off.

"Regina I forgot my HOLY HERA REGINA YOU CAN'T WAIT LIKE 5 GODDAMN MINUTES TO MAKE SURE I AM COMPLETELY GONE!" Cora yelled as she grabbed her keys to her apartment from the hallway table, storming out the door after.

Emma merely chuckled as she kissed her wife.

"Where were we?"

A/N: First order of business: I recently received a message here on and was asked to include this in my next update. We have a fellow author in need, tempting faith, who is asking for everyone's help. Short story is that they need braces but the mom can't afford them, so raising money for it is the next option.

Help tempting faith out if you would like.

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That's the link for everyone.

Now that's handled...

I hope you all enjoyed this chapter. Once again, sorry for the wait. Reviews are welcomed and encouraged!