…ow…
…ow…
…OW!
I'm saying ow goddammit!
Sorry, I'm not trying to hurt you.
It didn't fucking hurt until you started jabbing at me!
Just hold still for a second…
Ah! Okay! Okay! Stop touching it already! Geezus!
…Raph, I'm trying to help…
Hey, I didn't ask you to be my doctor! I told you I'd be fine! To hell with this! I don't need any first aid bullshit!
Sit down, Raph! You can't tell me that you're fine when you look the way that you do right now!
You know if I had energy left there's no way you'd have been able to shove me back down on this damn examination table….
Argh! Why do you keep doing that, Donnie?! That fucking hurts!
This would go a lot faster if you would stop squirming!
Oh, excuse the hell out of me! I didn't mean to inconvenience you!
….ow…ow…
Well, your ribs aren't broken…
Well, ain't that lucky.
…but they are bruised pretty bad…
You think?! You poking at them sure as shit didn't help!
…you cannot do any intense physical activities until they have a chance to heal…
Great, just fucking great.
…I repeat, you CANNOT do any intense physical activities…
Yeah, yeah, I heard you the first time. Suppose you're going to watch me like a hawk for the next few days. Tch. Like I need another goddamn babysitter.
` …that means no training, no workouts, no vigilantism, and no fighting. Got it?
Yes, sir, Doctor Mom. Whatever you say. Sit out on the sidelines. Be a damn wimp. Don't have any fun. Sounds like it'll be a grand old time.
I want you to keep ice on it for the rest of the night to minimize any swelling.
Gah! It's fucking cold! I don't wanna keep this shit on all night. I'll go torpid.
Now let's check out the rest of you.
Let's not and say we did. I've had enough of this. I wanna go to bed.
My god, Raph. Is there any part of you that isn't bruised or bleeding?
Would you quit with your fussing? I'm fine.
Seriously, what is the matter with the two of you?
And it starts.
I don't understand why you and Leo have to resort to fists whenever you disagree about something. Why can't you guys ever talk things out?
Ugh. Spare me the lecture Don, would you? It's bad enough I've got Splinter and Splinter Junior nagging at me all the time. I don't need it from you, too.
What was this fight even about?
Honestly? I don't even remember anymore.
