Me: This Chapter is going to introduce some new characters.
ETC: Why?
Me: Because I want to introduce new characters. Also, I didn't have many ideas for Chef Aid.
Chef: South Park was created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone. Anonymous Fanz created all OCs seen in this chapter, and some of the plot.
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"Daddy! Look what I found!" Ellie exclaimed. Leonard walked into the clubhouse he built. "Huh." Leo replied. Ellie found a white kitten with black spots of fur near it's paws and eyes. "Can I keep it?!" Ellie asked. "Only if you take responsibility for it." Leonard answered. "Yay!" Ellie lifted the kitten. It tried to claw Ellie's eyes, but it's legs were to short.
A mail man walked over to the door and banged on the door to the demolished house. Joel opened the door. "TAKE YOUR [REDACTED]ING MAIL, I'M OUTTA HERE!" The mailman threw a package on top of Joel and left. "YOU [REDACTED]HOLE!" Joel shouted, while the package was crushing him.
Leonard grabbed a letter tied to the box. "Don't be jury duty." Leonard beggedd. He opened the letter. "FUCK! SHIT! DAMN!"
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"This court is now in session. Who's representing the defense?" The Judge started Chef's trial for allegedly copying a hit song, after claiming to have created it first. "I am, Your Honor. Gerald Broflovski." Kyle's convinced his father to help Chef.
"And representing the prosecution?" The Judge asked. "I am, Your Honor. Johnnie Cochran." The Prosecutor identified himself. Every court attendent in the room gasped. Johnnie Cochran recently won the O.J. Simpson trial using the infamous Chewbacca defense. "This won't end well." Leonard noted.
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Joel took Ellie to Dr. Wilson's office. Ellie held onto her new kitten, who struggled to escape her arms.
"Why would you bring her?" A perfectly healthy Jack asked. "Jack!" Ellie dropped the kitten to hug her brother. Good thing cats always land on their feet. "Get off of me!" Jack yelled, unhappy to see her.
"It wasn't easy, but I put him back together." Dr. Wilson explained. "So he's back to normal?" Joel asked. "Back to his normal." Dr. Wilson replied. How would she know what that is?
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"And so, in summation, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, you've heard the version of my client's song recorded over twenty years ago. You've heard the exact same song produced by those cheats in the past month. I'd say it's pretty much an open-and-shut case. Make the right decision. Thank you." After 15 days, the trial is coming to the closing arguments. Gerald's being the one Chef started this with.
"Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, Chef's attorney would certainly want you to believe that his client wrote "Stinky Britches" ten years ago. And they make a good case. Hell, I almost felt pity myself. But ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one, final, thing I want you to consider." Here comes the Chewbacca defense. "Chewbacca is a Wookie from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about that. That does not make sense."
"Actually, Chewbacca doesn't live on Endor. He lives on a space ship." Jack corrected. Oh shit! He countered the Chebacca defense! "My closing argument was countered by a child speaking out of turn." He's still going? "A random person in the audience completely countered my defense." Are you serious? He's still going. "By speaking out of turn, he has destroyed the arguement that the everyone was expecting to win." Really? "That is not how the system is supposed to work." Oh, come on! "That does not make sense." He still used the Chewbacca defense!
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"Thank you for coming, Officer Henderson." Mr. Garrison welcomed Leonard into his home. Leo arrived to solve an attempt on Mr. Twig's life. "It's detective now." Leonard corrected. Mr. Garrison opened an envolope.
"These pictures just arrived. I set up a camera, and caught Mr. Twig's assailant red-handed." Mr. Garrison explained. "Now, go arrest him!" Mr. Garrison ordered. Leonard looked at the photos, then stared blankly at Mr. Garrison. Mr. Garrison looked at the photos. "What?" They were photos of himself.
"You know I can arrest people for reporting false crimes." Leonard reminded. Garrison could plead insanity, but he wouldn't. "No! I don't know how this happened." Mr. Garrison defended. Sadly, he doesn't achieve mental clarity until several seasons from now. "I know a good psychologist if you need one." Leo dropped one of Dr. Wilson's business cards on a table and left.
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Jack stared at the kitten. "Does it have a name?" Jack asked. "No." Ellie answered. She didn't name it? What the hell? "I'm trying to train it to do tricks, but it won't listen." Ellie explained. She doesn't even know what gender it is? "Probably because it's not a dog." Jack replied. Dogs are more susceptible to human will. "It doesn't listen to anything I say!" Ellie whined. Probably because she never gave it a name. "So it's a maverick." Jack said. "That's a good name!" Ellie exclaimed. No, it's not.
"Maverick! Look!" The kitten stared blankly at Jack. "I don't think it likes you." Jack noted. The kitten jumped into the box containing the package that was tossed on Joel. "Hey! Come back!" Ellie tried to pulled the Kitten out of the box, but it refused to leave.
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