Letters to Maine

by Pixie Star Fire

The Pine Tree State will be accepting any and all letters, unless they are from polititians and/or sales people . So humor the girl and write, okay?

25. Massachusetts and New Hampshire 3

Dear Maine-
Mass: HA! Jokes on you! I'm not wearing any.
NH: Thank you for sharing -_- No, she really doesn't
Mass: It's not my fault!
NH: Frankly, I don't care if you do. I still have my throwing knives.
Mass: I'M NOT GOING TO SURVIVE THIS! WHAT IF SHE DOES SOMETHING CRAZY AND
ACTUALLY KILLS ME

Mass and NH,

0-o I really didn't need to know that.

I have to agree. I think she convinced this knucklehead polotitian that lives in my state to try and split me in half, the northern half would be "Maine" and the southern half would be "Northern Massachusets"

Of course its not. *extreme sarcasm*

And I'll have a shotgun and my army of lobstahs!

I never said she was going to kill you. I only said that there is a chance she will.

Yours Truly,

Abigail (Maine) Jones