Hello! I am back and welcome to part two! aka season two of Brittany's Diary! I have been really busy with finals and stuff but it is now officially my six week break so hopefully I can update more often! Enjoy :]
Dear Diary,
I am back! How are you! How have you been? I haven't seen you in so long, it has kind of made me depressed. It's so hard not writing all my thoughts and feelings down somewhere on paper. I would find myself writing on my arm or the fur of my cat to get my thoughts out. One time I even started writing on Santana's back…sooo I decided to come back to you. You are my one true writing love.
Anywho, now that summer is over it's weird going back to school. I spent so much time lost in these sewers over the summer I kind of forgot what it was like to see the sun. I look like a polar bear…with boobs. Santana ended up finding me though, she was like an angel looking down on me from above the ground, it was epic.
Today was my first day back at school, it was pretty fun...I guess. Going back to Glee was amazing, I'm so glad we got to return.
"I'm with Rachel on this one." Finn said standing up and heading towards the front of the choir room. Rachel and Finn have become an item and it is kind of disgusting.
"Gross." I replied sitting next to Santana.
Santana leaned over to me, "I can't believe they are still together." She whispered. "It's like they're in love or something."
"Gross." I replied again.
"Now let's go out there and show the school how cool we can be." Mr. Schue was going off on his usual inspirational speech kind of deals and was explaining to us how we could get new members to join Glee. I kind of liked how Glee was now though; new members would just be weird.
"Let's show them how down we are. Let's give them the song of the year, New Directions style." Mr. Schue said.
I smiled and clapped my hands together loudly. "Whoo!" I shouted.
"Excited much?" Santana said to me as the bell rang and we all headed out.
I nodded, "Yeah! New York? That's awesome and we get to perform for the school!"
Santana rolled her eyes, "Oh yeah, that part is just wonderful."
I linked my pinky to hers.
"So when is this New Directions show going down?" Artie came wheeling up with the rest of the group.
"We need to perform when the student body is most prominent in one location." Rachel began yapping.
"I swear when she talks I don't hear anything anymore." Santana said aloud and everyone chuckled.
Rachel gave her a scowl, "How about lunch time?"
"That's in like, two hours." Mercedes said, "How are we supposed to be ready by then?"
"The question is what do we wear?" Kurt chimed in with a grin.
"Quick mall run?" Mercedes smiled at him.
Kurt nodded widely, "You know it. Be back in an hour guys!"
I have no idea how Kurt and Mercedes had the time to pick out eleven outfits for all of us in that short amount of time, but we managed to pull it off by lunchtime. It was like magical. We got to wear these cool shirts and totally awesome bling...
"If I get food thrown at me I might have to kill someone." Santana said as Quinn, her and I stood at the top of the steps out at the courtyard. It was lunchtime and every student was probably outside.
"You look super sexy in that hat." I said eyeing the dark haired girl.
Quinn sighed, "No one will throw anything at us…hopefully."
"I hope someone throws some ice-cream, I would just catch it in my mouth." I smiled at the thought. I will take free food any day, even if it had to be thrown at my face. It would be like food catch or something.
"Right…" Quinn trailed off and looked down the steps, "Here they come."
The rest of the Glee club came out in their outfits and began to sing.
"Ready to see some booty shaking?" Santana grinned at me and started down the steps.
My eyes widened, "Wait for me!"
It was lame Diary, no one even noticed us. It was like we didn't even exist. I mean I was out there doing my thaaang and no one bothered to check me out. I felt like we were some kind of magical ghost choir that sung to the lives of the living, but they couldn't hear us or something. No one even bothered to throw some yummy ice cream at me, I was kind of hoping for at least that much.
"No one even noticed us." Santana said as we walked back into the halls towards the locker room.
We went into the locker room and I pulled out my Cheerios uniform and began to change.
Santana began taking off her shirt, "I can't believe no one noticed those." I said keeping my eyes glued on Santana's chest. "They are like giant grapes."
"Right?" She replied.
"Why did you do that anyway?" I asked as I pulled my uniform over my head.
She shrugged, "I want people to notice me that's all."
"People do notice you, I notice you." I said quietly.
She just gave me a small smile.
"You don't need them." I said and closed my locker.
"I don't know, sometimes I feel like I need to change. People need to notice me. It's no big deal." Santana mumbled.
"But your body is like, perfect." I said, "If god were to be on this earth in human form, he would be you…you are like a hot version of god and his perfect body…but a girls body." I trailed off.
"Thanks B." Santana replied and shut her locker.
"Santana Lopez. In my office. Now." Coach Sylvester walked passed us.
"Are you in trouble?" I said looking at her worried.
"I don't know." Santana said, "I'll see you later Britt."
I shoved all my things in my backpack and walked out of the locker room. I wonder what Coach would want? Did Santana break a law?
I was roaming through the halls when I heard a slam against the lockers up ahead. My eyes grew curious to the sound and I walked over to see Santana and Quinn shouting at each other.
"You got a boob job!" Quinn shouted at Santana in the hallway.
Santana looked furious, rage was seeping through her veins, "Yup sure did!" She shouted and slapped Quinn straight across the face.
"You can't hit me." Quinn replied.
"Sure I can unless you got yourself knocked up again slut!"
Quinn shoved Santana against the lockers and an entire crowd was surrounding the scene.
"Stop the violence." I said as I watched the two fight in front of me.
Santana threw Quinn to the ground and Mr. Schue barged the scene.
"What is this? What happened to us being a family?" He said pulling them apart.
"Oh please she has a family she's a mother." Santana yelled.
Mr. Schue was having trouble holding Quinn back, "Walk away and tighten up your pony before you get to class!" Quinn shouted through the halls and Santana began to walk away.
I followed soon after and caught up to her, "What the fuck was that?" I asked. I don't usually cuss, but this time it was needed.
"That bitch told Coach Sylvester about my summer surgery." She replied still in a rage. "I can't believe that slut. I'm not head cheerleader anymore because of her."
"Come on S, you'll be back there in no time." I said trying to put a hand on her shoulder. She quickly shoved me away and stormed down the hall.
"I'll see you in the choir room later." She said and left me behind.
That fight was kind of freaky. Not freaky as in freaky freaky, but like scary. I have never seen Santana get so angry before. Her hulk-ness was definitely showing, I swear I could almost see some green in her eyes. Not like the fight wasn't kind of hot in a weird way, but I was worried. If she had gotten hurt I don't know what I would have done…possibly called the number for 911, but I would have been in so much shock I probably wouldn't be able to remember the number.
We all stood in the choir room after school waiting for a glimpse of anyone to show up for auditions. I stood next to Santana by the piano. She was eyeing Quinn from afar with a deep glare.
"Welp, hate to break it to you but it doesn't look like anyone is going to be joining us so I think we should just call it a day." Rachel said walking up to Mr. Schue.
"It's only 4:58." Mr. Schue replied.
"Wait my buddy Sam is going to try out, he totally idolizes me." Finn replied and everyone began walking out of the room.
"No one would ever join this loser party after today." Santana mumbled out of the room. She was obviously still in a bad mood.
"You got into a gnarly fight today." Puck said walking next to us.
Santana glared at him, "Back off Puckerman."
"Just trying to start conversation." He shrugged, "It was kind of hot."
I nodded, "It was wasnt it? Santana was like a crazy wildebeest fighting off a wild Quinna-beest."
Puck just stared at me scrunching his eyes, "That would be awesome."
"Will you get out of here?" Santana said to Puck and he scurried away.
"It was kind of hot you have to admit." I smiled and bumped my shoulder into hers a bit.
She gave a weak smile.
"Is that a smile I see?" I chuckled.
Her smile went back into a frown.
"It was totally a smile." I grinned and we both went home.
Dear Diary,
Coach Sylvester has been asking me to do the strangest things lately. Like earlier at school, she told me to say that Coach Beiste touched me. She never touched me, did she? I feel like it was some sort of trick…
"Show us on the doll where Coach Beiste touched you." Principal Figgins said holding out a doll that looked just like me in front of my face. First of all, how and where could I get one of these dolls? It looked just like me!
"Here and here." I said pointing out spots on the doll.
Mr. Schue stormed in the office short after.
"Brittany, what you're saying could ruin somebody's life." He said sitting next to me. "It's really important that you tell the truth here."
"I made it up." I confessed, "Coach Beiste didn't touch my boobs. Actually I really want to touch her boobs."
Everyone groaned and I was set free. I grabbed the doll and held on to it for dear life as I walked out of the office.
"What was that?" I ran into Santana on the way out. "And what the hell is this?" Santana said and grabbed the doll from my hands. "Did someone make a voo-doo doll out of you?"
"I don't know what that means." I simply replied and grabbed my doll back from Santana. "Coach Sylvester told me to tell Figgins that Beiste touched my boobs."
"What." Santana replied in shock. "That is kind of a low blow."
"I kind of wondered what Beiste's boobs felt like anyways." I mumbled.
Santana looked at me, "What?"
"Nothing." I quickly replied. "So um, what are you doing?" I asked to change the subject.
"Heading to the auditorium." She said.
"Why?"
"We are supposed to be hearing that Sunshine girl sing." Santana replied.
"The sun is a girl?" I replied in shock.
Santana grabbed my hand, "Just come with me."
I never knew such a bomb voice could come out of someone so tiny! Diary, her voice was like the sound of a million divas joining in song. She was really good. Maybe even better than Rachel. Too bad she didn't even have time to sing with us. I think Rachel scared her so she transferred to Vocal Adrenaline. With the sun on their team there is no way they could lose now!
"Your legs are super soft. Almost as soft as Kurt's hands." I said to Santana. Her legs were perched on mine as we sat in the choir room waiting for practice to start.
"Don't ever say that again." She replied and softly put an arm on my shoulder.
Kurt, Tina and Mercedes were surrounding Mike as he did spins on the floor.
"How does he spin so fast?" I said looking at him in wonder; I continued to rub Santana's legs up and down as we sat.
"I think he has magical spinning powers." Santana replied.
I nodded in agreement, "Yeah, that's totally it."
I smiled and she smiled back.
Well I'm so glad I had the chance to write in you again Diary. You have gone so long without my pen writing on your pages, how did you do it? You must feel how I felt like when I went three weeks without sex. HORRIBLE. I hope you sleep tight tonight Diary because I will be writing in you very soon. We are back Diary! Love you.
-B
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