Herro!
Amy: Papyrus!
Me:...?
Amy: Sans!
Me:...Are you-?
Amy: Undyne!
Me:...Seriously, man?
Amy: MARKIPLIER ROBOT!
Me:...Right...
So, now that Amy's gone Undertale on me, I feel like this would be a good time to begin. So, someone wanted us to burn a particular character...
...Lucina.
And, as you guys know, I don't play Fire Emblem.
So, sue me; I tried.
...
ONWARDS!
Amy: Hey, Lucina!
Lucina:…Yeah?
Amy: Due to a viewer, it's your lucky day! This entire chapter is dedicated to making you scream in torture due to the worse jokes I can think of!
Lucina: (0_0) No…
Amy: Well, you hate it when people insult Marth, right?
Lucina:…Yeah…Wait, why would I tell you that-?Olimarth
Amy: Mega Marth.
Lucina:…What?
Amy: Darthy Marthy.
Lucina:…I'm not really following…
Amy: Olimarth.
Lucina: What on earth are you…Oh…
Amy: Marth fit trainer.
Lucina:….Oh no…
Amy: Pac Marth.
Lucina: Stop it, that's not even very creative-!
Amy: Mathstache.
Lucina: OH MY GOD, JUST STOP IT-!
Amy: Captain Marth.
Lucina:…*Pulls out sword*..
Amy: (0_0) Oh crap…
Amy: So, after a few hours in the infirmary, I'm back!
Lucina: Why? I just beat the shit out of you.
Amy: It's because I've got fans that want me to do stuff, and that's exactly what I'm gonna do!
Lucina:…Your funeral…
Amy: Okay, Marth jokes, if you could call them that, didn't work out very well…Hehehe, I've got it…
Lucina: You know I can hear you, right?
Amy: That would simply mean that you've got EXCELLUS hearing!
Lucina:…(0_0) Oh God, not the-.
Amy: Stop complaining, you're being a real SOREN my ass!
Lucina: God, not the puns-!
Amy: You know, if I didn't know better, I'd say that I'm SULLYING your mind.
Lucina: Stop!
Amy: Why would I STAH?
Lucina: God, is this how Link feels?
Amy: I don't know, IKE'ant go into his head!
Lucina:…I'll never be able to read a joke book again…
Amy: No need to say things like that, you're speaking very SEVERA-ly!
Lucina: Why me?
Amy: It's okay, you'll be fine. As long as you don't so InSANE!
Lucina:…You're an ass…
Amy: Only now you realize that? Well, CHROMEgradulations!
Lucina: I SWEAR, I'LL KILL YOU-!
Amy: Dude, just JILL out!
Lucina: Stop making fun of my game!
Amy: I can't I'm unABEL.
Lucina: You're so weird!
Amy: You could even say that I ERK you.
Lucina:…
Amy: Hey, buddy? You's okay?
Lucina:…
Amy: Oh crap…Guys, I think…That I was ROBIN all of her senses!
...I swear, I should be burned for my puns...Ack...
So, yeah, this was a short chapter, so maybe, just maybe, I'll update again.
Idk yet, but hey, you never know.
I've got nothing more to really say, so...Till then guys, yes?
Bai bai!
