Herro!

Amy: Papyrus!

Me:...?

Amy: Sans!

Me:...Are you-?

Amy: Undyne!

Me:...Seriously, man?

Amy: MARKIPLIER ROBOT!

Me:...Right...

So, now that Amy's gone Undertale on me, I feel like this would be a good time to begin. So, someone wanted us to burn a particular character...

...Lucina.

And, as you guys know, I don't play Fire Emblem.

So, sue me; I tried.

...

ONWARDS!


Amy: Hey, Lucina!

Lucina:…Yeah?

Amy: Due to a viewer, it's your lucky day! This entire chapter is dedicated to making you scream in torture due to the worse jokes I can think of!

Lucina: (0_0) No…

Amy: Well, you hate it when people insult Marth, right?

Lucina:…Yeah…Wait, why would I tell you that-?Olimarth

Amy: Mega Marth.

Lucina:…What?

Amy: Darthy Marthy.

Lucina:…I'm not really following…

Amy: Olimarth.

Lucina: What on earth are you…Oh…

Amy: Marth fit trainer.

Lucina:….Oh no…

Amy: Pac Marth.

Lucina: Stop it, that's not even very creative-!

Amy: Mathstache.

Lucina: OH MY GOD, JUST STOP IT-!

Amy: Captain Marth.

Lucina:…*Pulls out sword*..

Amy: (0_0) Oh crap…


Amy: So, after a few hours in the infirmary, I'm back!

Lucina: Why? I just beat the shit out of you.

Amy: It's because I've got fans that want me to do stuff, and that's exactly what I'm gonna do!

Lucina:…Your funeral…

Amy: Okay, Marth jokes, if you could call them that, didn't work out very well…Hehehe, I've got it…

Lucina: You know I can hear you, right?

Amy: That would simply mean that you've got EXCELLUS hearing!

Lucina:…(0_0) Oh God, not the-.

Amy: Stop complaining, you're being a real SOREN my ass!

Lucina: God, not the puns-!

Amy: You know, if I didn't know better, I'd say that I'm SULLYING your mind.

Lucina: Stop!

Amy: Why would I STAH?

Lucina: God, is this how Link feels?

Amy: I don't know, IKE'ant go into his head!

Lucina:…I'll never be able to read a joke book again…

Amy: No need to say things like that, you're speaking very SEVERA-ly!

Lucina: Why me?

Amy: It's okay, you'll be fine. As long as you don't so InSANE!

Lucina:…You're an ass…

Amy: Only now you realize that? Well, CHROMEgradulations!

Lucina: I SWEAR, I'LL KILL YOU-!

Amy: Dude, just JILL out!

Lucina: Stop making fun of my game!

Amy: I can't I'm unABEL.

Lucina: You're so weird!

Amy: You could even say that I ERK you.

Lucina:…

Amy: Hey, buddy? You's okay?

Lucina:…

Amy: Oh crap…Guys, I think…That I was ROBIN all of her senses!


...I swear, I should be burned for my puns...Ack...

So, yeah, this was a short chapter, so maybe, just maybe, I'll update again.

Idk yet, but hey, you never know.

I've got nothing more to really say, so...Till then guys, yes?

Bai bai!