Resident Fun 5
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On with the show:
The stairs lead onto a platform both Chris and Sheva leapt down and ran through the door, they entered a room, an elevator stood in the centre, fences lined the area, Chris and Sheva raised their guns, Chris went slightly around the side of the elevator, Sheva kept glancing at him, finally he'd had enough.
"Sheva I'm fine stop glancing at me!" He growled, suddenly he bumped into Josh who shoved his gun in Chris's face.
"Josh?" Sheva asked in disbelief, Chris glanced a her then looked back at the gun on his forehead.
"Eek" he squeaked.
"Sheva?" Josh replied taking his gun down, Chris shoved his gun onto Josh's head.
"Chris no!" Sheva shouted.
"He did it first" Chris mumbled retracting his gun.
"Yes, yes I know" Sheva said patting Chris. "You're alive" she told Josh.
"Really? I hadn't noticed" Josh replied sarcastically.
"Are you ok?" Sheva asked, Josh didn't reply, simply stared at her. "Wha…how did you get here?"
Josh cocked his head at her.
"Fucking answer me!" Sheva growled.
"Jesus" Chris mumbled, Sheva glared at him but he was scratching the back of his head whistling while looking at the ceiling (and who said men couldn't multi-task!?)
"We…were at the port playing monopoly when we were attacked…and then…well I ended up here" Josh finished lamely.
"That explained everything about nothing" Sheva groaned.
"He's a bad guy!" Chris said pointing his gun at Josh, Sheva looked at him. "Think about it Sheva! He's just turning up here out of the blue…how'd you get here hey? Teleportation? The Tardis!? I doubt you're even African" He snarled.
"How dare you!? Yes I am African!" Josh squealed.
"Everyone relax" Sheva shouted. "We believe you" she assured Josh, Chris gasped in anger but Sheva chose to ignore this.
"Where is the rest of the team?" Josh asked glaring at Chris before turning to look at Sheva.
Chris looked at Sheva. "You answer" he mimed.
Sheva looked at the floor, Josh did too. "Shit" he said.
"Where!?" Shrieked Chris.
"There on the floor, I swear they never clear up around here!" Josh agreed.
"It was probably Sheva" Chris laughed.
"Haha Sheva!" Josh laughed.
"Shut up!" Sheva hissed. "It's just the three of us now" she continued.
"Just the two of us…" Chris sang.
"Why did you not retreat?" Josh asked angrily. "I mean, we are no match for them!"
"Speak for yourself" Sheva mumbled.
"What!?" Josh demanded.
"Nmmmnmmm" Sheva muttered rubbing her arm and looking at the ceiling.
"Stop paying attention to her, I'm the important one!" Chris growled once he had Josh's attention he continued. "I've got unfinished business here…also I have to save Jill"
Sheva looked up at Josh. "The hard drive containing data on the ice cream experiment had a picture inside" She informed him. "The picture was of a kitten!"
"What does that have to do with anything!?" Josh demanded.
"Sheva, it's the other picture we're talking about" Chris hissed.
"What the one with the puppy and the duckling?" Sheva asked.
"No! Jill!" Chris groaned.
"Oh…yeah the picture was of Chris's friend" Sheva continued.
Dear God she can't even get that right! Chris groaned inwardly.
"More than friends actually" he put in; he turned to look at Sheva who was glaring at him. "She dug me, I can't help being attractive to the opposite sex" he shrugged.
"Heehee sex" Josh giggled.
"Haha!" Chris agreed.
Sheva rolled her eyes.
"Anyway…a friend?" Josh asked.
"More than a friend!" Chris exclaimed. "Anyway, I'm not leaving until I catch Backstabber Mc Stabberface and find out what the hell is going on here!"
"Well gosh darn it you're an annoying man!" Josh said.
"You shut up!" Chris warned.
Suddenly something ran past the window, Josh and Sheva turned, Chris watched them then followed suit, Chris pointed his gun, Josh and Sheva watched him then copied him, Chris grinned to himself.
Suddenly a door closed, Josh turned and looked at it wide eyed.
"Lets save the chit-chat for later" he suggested.
"Yeah later when I'm kicking your butt" Chris muttered.
"What?" Josh asked.
"Mm?" Chris said, trying hard to look innocent.
Suddenly a man burst through the window he fell to the floor in pain and died.
"And that's the end of that chapter" Chris said going to put his gun away but another man came through afterwards, Chris shot him. "Dead" he declared.
A man jumped down from a balcony and broke his legs, he started clawing towards Josh, Sheva turned and shot him, Josh being useless just turned in time to see him die.
Suddenly a Majini landed in front of Sheva, Josh went to shoot him but Chris barrelled him out of the way claiming it was: 'To dangerous' then shot the man himself, Josh glared at him.
"Don't hate me cuz you ain't me" Chris quipped.
"You suck" Josh hissed.
Sheva meanwhile fell onto a fence, a man on the other side started tickling her neck she squealed before turning and shooting him.
"Sheva cover me!" Josh squeaked before running to the elevator and commencing to take an unnecessary amount of time causing it to come down.
"Dude just press the button" Chris suggested.
"Did I tell you to cover me? No! So shut up!" Josh hissed.
"You shut up!" Chris retorted.
"No you!" Josh shouted.
"Oh just hurry the fuck up!" Chris roared as they watched hundreds (not literally but there were lots) of Majini begin gathering.
Next chappy, fighting wooo, Majini fighting yey!!!!!!! R&R I lave you.