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Selfish 25

The spring semester is finally over...

And along with that semester goes that horrible C-.

I've already signed up for my new classes... basic english and math...

Cause apparently I've been out of school so long that even the basics are a challenge.

I don't sign up for more classes because I want to actually succeed in these two first.

But until the Summer session begins...

I stay home and try to to come to terms with my... OUR, extracurricular activities.

Jasper and I have gotten closer, if that's even possible.

I spend so much time in his apartment that some of my stuff has found it's way into his room.

Everything is platonic, we don't touch...

Only when we cuddle... but nothing more.

All I think about is Anthony.

All he thinks about is Alice.

Double A's, Double Time...

We're slowly becoming losers.

According to Facebook...

Anthony and Tanya... cue the sneer... are in Hawaii.

Hawaii!

How fucking lovely...

And why am I still hung on him? Him! My stalker...

And according to Facebook...

Alice is single and dating.

So what do we do?

We set up a computer center in his office with multiple screens...

We follow and track...

Not really.

But we might as well...

Cause we're really good.

I'm good at catching all the small details...

He's good at hacking.

We're fucking awesome.

"We should do this for a living," he murmurs, his eyes intent on following Alice through her latest date.

The guys she's dating... he's a shifty fucker... all kinds of red flags going off.

"I think we should..." I trail off staring at all the computers in front of us, amazed that I can see Alice clearly from different angles, but most importantly, see Tanya dancing with Anthony.

"Yeah, we could definitely do something with this."

"It wouldn't really be legal," he reminds me.

"Yeah," I agree, cause it's pretty fucking obvious that some of these angles required some serious hacking work.

"We could make serious money with this," he says.

"We could totally land in jail," I continue

"OxyDo can bail us out with the money we make," we both finish off, giggling like idiots.

The scene before us, is very much like the last Batman movie where he uses his computer to hack into all of humanity's phones... kind of fucking cool, and unreal... and again, super illegal.

"Where did you get the equipment to do this again?" I ask, very curious cause he always refuses to answer.

"Do you want to die?" he asks.

I think about it, cause I really want to know... the risk is great... the rewards will be awesome... and knowing something so secret... is like having sex while eating chocolate.

I nod.

He nods...

"I stole it from..." he trails off, unsure to disclose his secrets. "The CIA."

"Bull shit!" I laugh in his face, but for a second I kind of believe him.

Actually, I choose to ignore him, cause if he's really not lying...

Then we're really pretty fucking screwed...

Stalking and all.