March 9th (evening)

M&C, Uppercross

So, as I was leaving the library this afternoon the Facebook guy was packing up, the My Little Pony guy had moved onto playing some death metal dubstep rather loudly via his huge headphones (that guy is going to send himself into a seizure) and Facebook guy smiled at me.

Why am writing about this. I have no idea who he is. Plus he's married. There's a ring on the crucial finger. He's married.

I don't even know.

In other news, turned out that nothing ended up between Lucy and Fred, instead she's found a willing admirer in the quiet, nerdy, gloomy looking James Benwick - Molly Harville's younger brother.

Yeah, I know. Talk about the spanner. That was the most unexpected thing I have ever encountered.

AND. AND, get this right, Fred ISN'T CUT UP ABOUT IT.

Honestly you'd think the bloke hadn't even been flirting with her like crazy for the past month.

I'm so confused right now. I've been mulling this over since they came back, and I can't work it out.

HOW DID THIS HAPPEN.

DARN YOU MARY AND YOUR FAKE CONTRACTIONS. I MISSED THE LINCHPIN TO THIS RELATIONSHIP.

Okay, my caps lock rage moment is over.

I'm.. relieved actually, I mean, Fred is still available (not that he will ever forgive me) and Lucy is looking happier.

Actually, speaking of being happy, Hannah and Robb announced their engagement to everyone! Turns out that Mr Musgrove already knew (Robb asked him for his permission/blessing) and everyone else gave their congratulations, even Dad and Liz sent a card (I know, I'm surprised too.. Do you have any idea how difficult it is to wrangle a birthday card out of those two?)

Engagement party is set for a fortnight after Easter, but they're having it on the weekend, so I can come too!

Nope. Still not over James and Lucy happening.

I am never going to get over this.

Ever.