1 piece AU

By: FunahoMisaki

(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter)

Right now it was about a week after Robin announced her pregnancy and Luffy and Zoro were sitting in a certain bar on Jaya in Mock Town having just got done speaking with Blackbeart, or Marshel D. Teach as he introduced himself. Robin had taken Makino and Saul and went to another part of the town to pick up something, Luffy giving her permission to snap spines and necks if anyone attacked her or their children.

He wasn't overly worried, Robin and Makino could handle themselves and he wasn't going to pick a fight with Blackbeard with his pregnant wife and small children on the same island. He wouldn't take the risk of Blackbeard or one of his crew getting in a lucky shot to his family. Besides he'd sense any attacks on them and could be there in an instant to kill whoever tried. That and the fact that they were already heading in his direction, he didn't know what they had to buy but apparently it didn't take them very long to find it.

"Who are you and what are you doing sitting in my favorite bar drinking my favorite sake?" Bellamy arrogantly spoke up as he looked down at Zoro and Luffy who blinked up at him for a moment. Luffy opened his mouth to answer, his eyes slightly narrowed dangerously as he remembered the arrogant blond, but was stopped by the bar door opening again and a small blur racing over to him. The little blur dodged around a surprised Bellamy and threw itself right at Luffy who smiled.

"Easy there princess. Where's the marines?" Luffy asked laughing as he caught the human missile named Makino in his arms, the girls new sunhat perched on her head and matching her red t-shirt and blue jeans. That must have been what they had gone shopping for, seeing as how Makino loved wearing hats like his straw hat or even Robin's cowboy hat.

"No marines daddy. Mama and I found this sunhat for me and bought a present for you! Mama says you should have gotten one earlier but since you didn't she had to pick one out for you." Makino said beaming up at her father and near shaking with energy, which was quite unlike his little girl. Sure she was open to showing when she was happy and energetic and all but she was like her mother in the fact that she preferred to be quiet and sneaky. Although she preferred to paint not read like her mother.

"Oh and why are you shaking as if you've had too much sugar?" Luffy asked completely ignoring Bellamy's crew while Makino gave a toothy grin and proudly held up several wallets causing Luffy to snicker. Oh so that's why he sensed them darting around several people without feeling threatened.

"We didn't want to ask Aunt Nami for any money so mama showed me how to pick pocket people. She says I'm really good at it and with a little practice I might be as good as her and Aunt Nami!" Makino said proudly making Zoro nearly choke on his drink. Oh god please not another Nami!

"Don't try and put me in debt okay squirt?" Zoro asked looking at the girl who climbed up into her dad's lap and grinned at him.

"Don't worry Uncle Zoro. I won't charge you." Makino said cheekily making Luffy laugh while a giggle was heard from the doorway. Everyone looked over and most of the men in Bellamy's crew, Bellamy included, wolf whistled and panted like cartoon characters at the sight of Robin wearing a modest purple dress as she leaned against the doorway with Saul in her arms like usual.

After revealing the pregnancy she had began wearing more…modest clothing again, although she did have some of her rather skimpy outfits that she was saving for her 'alone time' with Luffy. Her favorite to wear was tank tops or some of Luffy's t-shirts and a knee-length skirt but on occasion she wore dresses like now.

"Perhaps I should stop letting Nami babysit the children." Robin said amused as she pushed off of the doorway and began walking over to her husband and daughter, a plastic bag on one arm.

"Hello gorgeous!" One of Bellamy's men near the back whistled as Robin passed by them without giving them a second look.

"Hey beautiful why don't you come over here?" Another man called making Robin smirk slightly as she looked at her husband who narrowed his eyes at the men but didn't say anything. He trusted his wife, for that she was grateful since most men would have gone into a possessive and jealous frenzy by now to silence the people trying to 'tempt' their significant other away.

"Not interested in little boys pretending to play pirate. Besides...not only am I a married woman but I'm also a mother. I doubt you'd want me." Robin said brushing off their remarks easily as she walked over, closer to where Bellamy and Luffy and Zoro were.

"Trust me lady. We aren't playing pretend and besides. Even if you have kids and a husband I bet I could show you a better time than any loser out there. I'm Bellamy the Hyena worth 55 million berries!" Bellamy said speaking cockily to Robin who gave him a bored look in return as he stepped in front of her and leering at her.

"Only 55? Talk about a low amount. Sorry but I'm not into disappointments." Robin said her voice just as polite as you please as she stepped around him and right in front of Luffy. Zoro was snickering behind his tankard and Luffy was trying his best not to laugh at the look on Bellamy's face while Makino looked confused.

"Look what Makino, Saul and I got for you dear." Robin said smiling as she offered Saul to her husband, causing him to take the baby that was gurgling happily and smiling up at his dad while Robin reached into the bag.

"Every Captain needs a Captain coat and since you didn't have one yet, we got one for you." Robin said taking out a beautiful dark red coat with the Straw Hat symbol on it stitched in gold and the hem was a deep royal purple.

"Wow! This is beautiful! It only took you three twenty minutes to have this made?" Luffy asked wide eyed as he looked at the beautiful coat, causing Robin to smile at him warmly.

"I still have a few contacts and people who owed me favors around here. I cashed in one before we left Alabasta and they got it done about a week ago. I just had to go pick it up." Robin said glad that her contacts and those who owed her favors were the same in this world as it was in the other. She should have gotten Luffy a captain coat the first time around.

"You're a captain? What's your bounty?" Bellamy demanded angrily as he glared at Luffy who blinked slightly.

"80 million last I checked but it could have changed by now. I don't know." Luffy said making Bellamy falter just a bit before he regained his cocky attitude.

"80 mill for a little family guy like you? The marines must be going soft! I'll be a Warlord in no time!" Bellamy bragged eyeing the woman who was placing the captains coat around Luffy's shoulders and smiling when it fit perfectly as she took Saul back into her arms.

"I can hold him you know? I'm not gonna drop him and besides! I need to get used to holding babies don't I?" Luffy asked pouting almost up at Robin, which looked rather funny on his grown and dangerous appearance.

"I know you won't dear and getting used to holding babies would be a good thing, but he's gonna be a momma's boy. I can tell you that already. Maybe the next one will be a daddy's girl like Makino?" Robin asked holding Saul in one arm and placing a hand over her stomach with a small giggle.

"You're barely a month along Robin. What makes you think it's a girl?" Zoro asked looking at his Captains wife even though he was tense and keeping an eye on Bellamy. If that man made one move towards the pregnant woman or the children, he'd be cut down in an instant.

"Woman's intuition." Robin said smirking slightly at the swordsman as Luffy wrapped his arms around her and pulled her over to him. Makino moved over to Zoro's lap, making the man look down at her in surprise, so that Robin could sit on Luffy's.

"Makino would like a little sister wouldn't you princess?" Luffy asked looking at his daughter who slipped off of Zoro's lap and stood in front of her parents, putting a hand on her mama's stomach with a grin.

"Please? There are only three girls on the ship since Aunt Vivi left to take care of her country." Makino asked making Luffy grin while Bellamy snarled a bit.

"I promise babe. Whatever this loser has, I have better. So how about ditching this loser and coming with me?" Bellamy asked making Robin raise an eyebrow at him before moving and pinching her husbands cheek, stretching it beyond human limits.

"Whatever you have…pales in comparison to his natural size I'm sure. Even if it hadn't…well he's made of rubber. You wouldn't stand a chance." Robin said coolly and making Bellamy blink a few times before his face set into shocked and angry scowl while the women in his crew blushed brightly at that.

"Not exactly what I need in my head Robin." Zoro said a slight blush on his cheeks as he tried to drown that mental image in alcohol.

Zoro spat out his drink, Luffy nearly fell off his stool laughing, and Makino was confused at Robin's next amused words.

"I didn't know you swung your sword that way Swordsman-san. Does Cook-san know?"