All of us were at John's house continuing the party.
Paul- Ooh! Let's play "I never!" We drink when did the thing the other person said they have never done.
John didnt have alcohol so we got sodas & filled the cups up.
Me- Ok uh...I never drunk-dialed someone
John & Ringo drink
Paul- uh...I never lip-synced
No one drinks
Me-good! uh john your turn
John- I never made out with a guy
I drink
Ringo- OMG! who is it?
George & I give him a look of disbelief.
Me-HEL-LO! Who else have I been with?
Ringo- oh yeah. Uh...I have never been abused by an adult.
John & I drink.
Me- holy crap john, who?
John- my aunt & me mum's boyfriend.
Me-aw what a shame. Ok George your turn
George- I never cheated on my lover.
John drinks
Me-with who?
John- I cheated on Cynthia with Yoko. It was the worst mistake of my life!
Me- Um...I never met my parents.
Everyone drinks except for John.
John- I never met me dad.
Paul- This is getting depressing, lets talk about somthing fun. Um...I never dated my friends sister
Ringo drinks
Me-ha!
(Ringo went out with John's sister one time. thats why in the yellow submarine movie, when he & old fred aproach frankeinstein (who turns into John) Ringo says "Oh yeah, I used to go out with his sister")
John- I never sang a perverted song.
Paul drinks. My jaw drops.
Me- James Paul McCartney!
Paul- I'm guilty as charged! The song is "Why don't we do it in the road?" Thats all it says in the whole song basically besides "No one will be watching us"
I shook my head a little & Ringo tries to think of somthing
Ringo- Uh...I never mooned the audience.
John drinks & I burst out laughing.
Paul- OHH! I Have one! Sorry George, I'll let you go after this one. I never was intimate because I was lustful.
All of us drink. Paul's jaw dropped at George & I in disbelief.
Paul-so you two had...
John- got it on with each other?
I give him a look & george rolls his eyes.
George- Yes, now shut up & let us continue the game.
Ringo- No! No, please continue
Me- you little perverts! We are not going into any further details!
John- (mumbles to Ringo) Yeah, because George went in far enough.
I got a couch pillow & threw it at John.
Me- I HEARD THAT!
Paul- stop it! Stop it you two! George, it's your turn.
George- I never got butterflies in me stomach while hearing a song by us.
No one drinks...except for me. Evryone looks at me & I respond
Me- All I'm gonna say is George,I adore your voice especially in "I Me Mine" & "While My Guitar Gently Weeps". Your voice is like sweet honey
George smiles shyly
Ringo- what about mine?
Me- I dont know. I cant describe it, but all you guys can sing good.
Paul-thanks
John- I bet you only like "While My Guitar Gently Weeps" because he moans "oh oh oh" in the song & it gives you flashbacks of the night you two had.
Me- THAT'S IT!
John-AHH!
He tries running away but I tackle him & do a submission hold on him.
Me- SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME!
George- Go Sophia!
Ringo- Is he choking?
John taps the floor, showing he gave up. I let go & he breathes heavily
John- remind me never to question your physical relationship.