CHAPTER 25

WTF!

Darth Fozzy stepped outside of the Temple to breathe in some fresh air. "Ahhh!" he said taking a deep breath of the crisp night air. "That's better! It sure is stuffy in that Temple! How can those Jedi stand it?"

He walked through the Temple garden staring at melting patches of the recent flash snow storm Coruscant had. He looked over the city but all the power was still out. The snowstorm (which nobody could have predicted or knew about 'till the last minute) had cut the power everywhere so the entire city was dark except patches where the planet's four moons could reach with their silvery light.

"It's so nice to finally be able to breathe easy!" he said all gooey for some reason. "I miss Earth and all it's-"

A sudden crashing sound made him stop. He stared at a nearby tree that swayed weirdly in the none existant wind.

"What the?" he said walking over to it. "Did a badger get up in a tree? I hope not! I hate badgers!"

When he reached the tree he heard voices from above. "Now how the heck did we end up here?" he heard a manly voice demand. "Gandalf have you been using your magic to play pranks again?"

"NO!" said a older voice. "I have not! Why would I send us into a tree?"

"Because it would be funny?" asked a younger voice.

"YEOW!" screamed another voice. "My butt landed on a potruding branch!"

"That's gotta hurt," that young voice said again.

"Can we get down now?" the first voice asked.

"Yeah!" called voice #4. "This branch has given me a major wedgie!"

"Yeah, Gandalf," said the manly voice. "Get us out with your magic."

"I can't get us out!" shouted Old Voice. "I don't know how to..."

CRACK!

"Uh... what was that?" asked the young voice.

Crack! CRACK! CRACK!
"I think that-" said voice #4

CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

"WAH!" screamed the old voice.

Far above the branches in the tree suddenly broke apart. Before Darth Fozy knew what was happening four shadowy figures fell out of the tree and headed straight toward him.

"Uh oh," he said sweatdropping. "This isn't good..."

BOOM!

The figures fell right on top of him.

"That works," said Frodo sitting up. "Now where are we?" he looked around.

"I don't know," Aragorn said looking at the sky. "But I don't think we're in Middle Earth anymore."

"I thought the frase was 'we're not in Kansas anymore'?" Legolas asked confused.

"I've never been to Kansas,' Aragorn muttered annoyed at Legolas' blond stupidity.

"Wherever we are they sure have weird landscapes," Gandalf said reaching under his bottom. "And what the heck am I sitting on?" He pulled out a squeeshed Darth Foxxy. "AAAAAKKK!" he shrieked jumping up. "What is this?"

The bear looked at them all with a mouth full of distorted teeth. "Ohhh..." he moaned.

"IT'S A DEMON!" Frodo shrieked grabbing Legolas arm.

"What?" Darth Fozzy asked cluelessly. "Demon? Where?"

Seeing that the 'demon' could talk freaked everyone out. "IT'S A TALKING DEMON!" they screamed.

Then, before he could correct them, the four Middle Earth heroes ran screaming into the Jedi Temple. "DEEEEEEEEEMOOOOOOOONNNNNNNN!"

"What was that all about?" he wondered staring at the dust clouds they'd kicked up in their wake.

"Try again," Dooku ordered the wizard Saruman.

"Fine," the wizard said getting annoyed at the Sith lord that looked like him. "I'll try again." He lifted his staff and chanted. "Un-a do-a four-a transport-a!"

There was another flash of light. This time it was even more exagerated. When that light faded Asajj and Dooku were still there.

"IT DIDN'T WORK AGAIN!" Dooku screamed.

"Ooops," Saruman said.

"Who did you send this time?"

Pippin stood on the mountain in the middle of a blizzard all alone. "GIMLI, SAM, BORIMOR, MERRY? WHERE ARE YOU!"

The three standing on top of Saruman's tower heard the scream from where they stood.

"I have no idea," the wizard lied. "It's not important anyway. Let me try again."

"You had better get it right this time," Dooku growled.

"I will," Saruman said. "I remember the words now."

"Well get to it then," Count Dooku snapped impatiently

"Har-a Pott-a com-a back-a to-a me-a!" he yelled.

Another super nova of light appeared then vanished. Saruman's eyes grew huge and what he saw. ASAJJ AND DOOKU WERE STILL THERE!
"Ooops," he said nervously.

"YOU IDIOT!" Dooku shouted igniting his lightsaber. "I thought you said you had it right this time!"

"I thought I did," the wizard said sounding totally unsure of himself. "Maybe I should have said Sith-a instead of Pot-a..."

"Pott-a?" Asajj asked. "What in theworld is a Pott-a?"

"What did you do this time?" the Count demanded. "Who did you transport now?"

All of a sudden a broom stick fell from the sky. A broom stick with someone sitting on it. The broom stick and its rider fell right on top of Dooku, knocking him to the floor of the tower.

"Dooku!" Ventress screamed running forward then stopping.

Asajj stared it its rider for a moment. It was a kid in a black over coat. He had dark hair, a muticolored scarf, and round rimmed glasses. "Who... who are you?" she asked.

The glasses wearing kid looked up at her and said in a thick british accent. "Harry Potter."

"HARRY POTTER?" Saruman exclaimed staring at Harry Potter with huge eyes. "WTF!"

"Great, now you're not even getting the worlds right," the bald woman said.

"What am I sitting on?" Harry asked looking under his backside.

"GET OFF ME, YOU BRAT!" Dooku shouted angrily. "I'M NOT A SOFA!"

"Oh, I am terribly sorry, gov," the kid said jumping off the Count. "Beggin your pardon sir, but I didn't see you."

Dooku started at the kid with the strange accent. "Gov?"

"Should I try again?" Saruman asked holding his staff up, ready for another try.

"NO!" Asajj and Dooku shouted as one.

"You might accidently summon the Winx Club or the Teen Titans," Dooku grumbled.

"TEEN TITANS?" Saruman said all starry eyed. "They are like my FAVORITE super heroes!"

"Oh brother," Asajj said sweatdropping.

"Pardon me, sirs," Harry said. "But I must be returning to Hogwarts for afternoon tea." He got on his broom and rode it to the edge of the tower. "Cheerio!" he called waving over his shoulder at them.

The broom flew out into mid air then seemed to stall. Put... PUT... PUT! The next instant the broom and Harry Potter were falling. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!" the kid screamed plummeting down to the earth and a million hungry kid eating orcs. "HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPP!"

"Harry!" Asajj screamed. She grabbed Dooku. "QUICK! YOU GOTTA SAVE HARRY!" the next instant she flung him over the side.

"VEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENTTTTTTTTTREEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!" Dooku screamed as he fell.

Asajj stared after him realizing her little mistake. "Ooops," she said before she was crushed by a golem that fell out of the sky on top of her thanks to our little friend Saruman, who desperatly wanted to summon the Teen Titans.

A/N

DARTH FOZZY'S BAAAAAAAAAAAACK!

No, I am not making fun of Harry Potter or anything British. I just don't know how he acts exactly. I never read the books or saw the movies. I have no idea why I put Harry in this chapter. I guess I thought it would be funny...SORRY! No offence intented, DON'T HURT ME HARRY FANS:runz: