Orchid and Hidan: Arrival

Orchid's POV:

Adon and I had been sitting outside the shelter when we had sensed his chakra hit the barrier around our perimeter, it was there to prevent new arrivals, often contracts, from a panic induced run that could get them hurt or recaptured by the trackers we were protecting them from.

"Did you feel that?" She asked me, my eyes were trained in the direction the spike had come from. I opened my senses up and honed them out in that direction... I could feel... something. It was unlike any other chakra I had felt, and I had a rather large list of weird signatures.

"Yes."

"Do think that it is him? The one you mentioned earlier that we were all picking up on?"

I just nodded to her. It was similar to Kazan, a shiningami I knew, but was still largely different in how the chakra behaved. More like an essence instead of an actual presence. It was weird, but comforting and exhilarating at the same time, yes this was definitely Hidan. Yeah, we had all been acting... odd these last few days. Silver and Adon were both swearing more than even I usually do, and we were all in a bit of a blood lust. Something that for Silver at least was completely out of character, even if it was only reserved to the pixels she was slaughtering in her video games. And I was damn near insatiable in my sadism, which was at an all time high and had even my closest friends keeping an eye on me.

"Want me to pull his consciousness while the others track down his body and get it to Ahzri and War?" I just nodded again; it would give me a chance to talk with him while they dealt with finding him. She just smiled and closed her eyes; I felt her energy spike and then fade out as she latched onto him and hauled him into her body.

Hidan, a dead-loyal immortal priest of my father; a man I had secretly longed to meet for years, as I felt he was the one person who would accept me, in all of my dark and bloody secrets, without judgment even be willing and able to enjoy it, in its gory completeness, with me. Granted since then I had found others who accepted me, but mostly I had to be so damn careful with them, that it was bordering on too much work to even enjoy. I could never really cut loose and just let it all out, so it would build up. Even talk about it was a delicate subject around them never mind to them, barring a select few... I loved those people all the more for their acceptance, but none of them could truly understand the way it made me feel in its entirety, even if two came very, very close.

The passion and the ecstasy that the rush induced, triggered by the grunts and screams of pain be they yours or another's. Or the sight and feeling of blood running down your hands and arm in all its morbid beauty sending shivers of pleasure coursing through your body. I knew people like me were scary to most people, and they thought I should be locked up or put down. Contrary to the public's ideas, I would never kill an innocent for this. I would rather have someone enjoy it with me than be scared of me because of it, I didn't like or enjoy screams of fear they made me angry and sick.

A groan from beside me snapped me out of my thoughts, seemed as if she had managed it. I pushed my chakra into the area around me and could feel her nearby keeping an eye on me, Hanabusa, the ever dutiful bodyguard, I noticed was also around and within earshot. I flashed him a smile even if I could not see him, so he knew he was alright to be there.

"Hello Hidan." The man beside me startled to full awareness, tensed and his head snapped to look at me, it was so fascinating to see his definitely male shirtless body overlaid over my best friend's female body.

His white hair reflected the moonlight and made him look fucking hot... his dark pink eyes looking through the overlay at me in a hard glare that (had I not been jaded to that thanks to Raven and Shadow) would likely have scared me shitless. Instead I just smiled, the shadows pooling around my feet, nearly invisible in the nights darkness in case I needed to use them. I could feel Hanabusa tense and the temperature drop slightly, I held up my hand to stay any attack he may try on my immortal guest.

"What the shit? Where the fucking hell am I, I know I was in a forest a fucking second ago. Did you do this?" I laughed at him, yep, definitely Hidan.

"You are currently borrowing my friend's body while we track down your body; yes you were in a forest a second ago near one of our perimeter barriers in fact. And no, my friend Adon did this, she is a very powerful medium. Did I get everything?"

"Who the hell are you, and how the fuck do you know who I am." He was still tense and it seemed as if the fact that I was comfortable was both pissing him off and putting him on edge.

"My name is Orchid and I know a lot about you because I would have to be blind to miss that hair and those very unique eyes. You're well known here, infamous if you will..."

"And yet you don't seem at all put off about the fact that you're sitting next to a fucking s-class criminal who cannot die."

"Stop interrupting me, you will not attack me, so I have no reason to be..."

"What the hell makes you think you're safe with me bitch?" he said and I could tell he was contemplating trying to turn me into a sacrifice. Oh boy was he in for a surprise, I giggled maniacally.

"I would not recommend doing that if I were you."

"How the fuck..."

"Easy handsome, I am just really good at reading body language. Anyway to answer your question, you won't hurt me because it would upset your god if you were to do so." He just raised an eyebrow at me, so I sighed and extended my hand. At first he was on edge, so I explained, "Hidan take my hand and you will understand better why I am not afraid of you, because it has nothing to do with your skill level. You are more than capable and your skills are nothing to be scoffed at."

He gasped as soon as he took my hand, ripped his hand back away from mine, eyes wide and would have fallen over backwards from the shock of his realization were it not for the fact that I grabbed his arm to steady him. The color seemed to drain from his face, I couldn't tell in the dark if he was muttering under his breath or praying, but his hands were shaking as he did it. This made me think of the company who had stolen his pendant and that had been a gift from my father. It creates a direct connection between god and follower during prayer and sacrifice, and provides a sense of power and comfort outside ritual.

I had something similar with my black and red ritual dagger, which had been a gift for finding my soul mate Yashiri, several months ago. It was one of my most prized possessions now, never leaving my person and I could only imagine how lost I would now feel without it, I rested my hand on its hilt for guidance as it rested in its holster on my calf, I suddenly understood.

Months ago we had found a Jashinist pendant in the vault with all of the other confiscated items that had been taken away from contracts as they were captured. I knew it had belonged to Hidan, but when I tried to return it to my father he had insisted I hang on to it. I was confused at the time but was not about to turn down the chance to keep something that had belonged to one of my favorite Akatsuki members. I had nothing but respect for someone who was so loyal to my father, a good priest following the religion's laws to the letter; he was one of my father's favorites. I looked over to him again as I thought about it and saw what he was doing...

"I see they took it." I said gently pointing to his chest where the pendant would normally lay.

He just looked really sad and nodded as he again traced his fingers over where it once laid almost lovingly. I understood, I had spent most of my life without a father and then he found me and became a solid part of my life. One I would not give up if I could help it, and I could understand the kind of devotion to a higher being and how it could make you feel when it was returned. I knew father's favorite priests were like children to him, often receiving gifts or boons that other members or followers may not get.

In a way... I guess I am one as well but not in the same way as Hidan, because unlike him, Death (or as he knew him, Jashin) was my real father.

I reached into my jacket pocket and held the pendant out in front of me just looking at it, before finally speaking to draw his attention away from his brooding "We found it in the vault when we busted the place, I have been holding onto it at my father's request, now I know why."

Hidan looked up at the tone in my voice, I imagine he was not used to people using that soft almost caring tone when mentioning his god aside from himself, and took the pendant out of my hand in disbelief. Like if he moved too fast it would vanish on him, something I imagine the cock-suckers at the company may have in fact done to him. Once it was in his hand I watched, it was like a light had been lit behind his eyes and a whole new fire took life in him, he pressed it to his forehead, eyes closed in prayer while he wore a huge smile of relief on his face. About halfway through his prayer I suddenly felt father place a hand on my shoulder, and if the sudden look of pure joy and devotion on his face was anything to go by, his other hand was on Hidan's.

He then gently placed it over his head and looked up at me with a whole new level of respect, "Thank you." I don't think I had ever heard him, anime or not, that sincere about anything ever before, it was kind of humbling actually.

I just smiled and nodded, shivering as the wind picked up and made the already cold air of mid October cut through my coat. I looked over at the shelter, I knew I was not supposed to bring anyone inside but everything had been dark inside for nearly an hour now and so I figured everyone was asleep. I looked at him and grabbed his hand making him tense again as I dragged him towards the building. It was far too cold to be outside.

Hidan's POV:

This chick was too fucking much. She was the daughter of my god, had some how managed to get my pendant back to me and she wasn't even a little bit afraid of me. What the shit? Oh well, I figured I should fucking enjoy it while I could. She led me inside the dark building and through to what I assumed was a living room, yep couches and shit to sit on. She made me sit down on one of the couches while she shut a door at the end of the room. She came back and stood in front of me for a moment, then for some fucking reason she decided to straddle me to sit down. I about jumped the fuck out of my skin, what the hell did she think she was doing? She was staring at me, looking for something I think, the way her eyes kept looking me up and down.

"God you're hot." she said softly.

That was new, most people didn't get the fucking chance to think of me in such a manner before they were sacrificed, or else they ran from me screaming. I'd tried getting with girls before, not one had ever fucking worked out, if it wasn't one thing it was another. I looked at her questioning the whole thing, she was the daughter of Jashin, was this shit allowed? It wasn't in the fucking rules but it just seemed like this could be one of those things that would get me into more trouble than it was worth.

"You're not going to get into trouble with my father," she said, "I'm an adult and capable of making my own decisions, besides I happen to know that you're one of his favorites anyway. I want you and he will let me have you." Yah-no, she didn't sound fucking spoiled at all.

There was a certain edge of possessiveness to her tone and a sense of certainty, confidence in what she'd said as she watched me, that made me relax to the idea that this might be allowed. She put her hands to either side of my head placing them on the cushions behind me and leaned towards me a bit. What was she…? I saw the look of caged desire in her eyes as she kissed me, she was happy, almost exhilarated, as it fucking poured off of her in waves. Well fuck, so was I for that matter. 'The fucking daughter of Jashin,' I thought to myself, 'go figure, that would be the one fucking girl in all the world who would put up with my shit, well so far anyway. Here I was in some strange ass place and I had a fucking dark angel sitting on my lap telling me she wanted me. Fuck yes! Best day ever!

"So why the hell would you want a fucked up guy like me?" I asked, I had to know, this was just too fucking awesome to be true.

"Because you can have fun with me and I'll play right back." she said nearly purring into my ear.

What the fuck was she talking about? She couldn't mean… no way… I didn't get the chance to say anything or think on it further as she slowly raked a set of long sharp claws across my chest. The pain was fucking great and I smiled lightly groaning at the sharp stinging sensation running along my skin, the blood was minimal but visible and as I looked at her for a reaction I was pleasantly surprised to find her smiling. She was looking at the lines of blood seeping from the cuts she'd made and then at me. Where the fuck had this girl been all my life! I reached up and grabbed her around the waist pulling her to me against the couch, she smiled darkly and let me kiss her again before she said, "Now it's your turn."

Oh shit, no, not again, no fucking way! I couldn't help it as the panic started to rise up in me, the place I'd just gotten out of had done a lot to curb my desires for certain things. When I tried to play back or hurt others in any way, I'd been locked up in fucking solitary for extensive periods of time. No food, no water, half the time I had no damn lights, or it would be so fucking bright that I couldn't see shit anyway. Pain was one thing but that shit fucking sucked. Of course during those times I'd also been denied any ability to make sacrifices and that was fucking unacceptable. I wasn't afraid to die, not a fucking chance but there was something about displeasing Jashin that did make me afraid. They had figured that shit out and used it to train me. So other than times when I was allowed to sacrifice someone they wanted dead anyway, or a direct order to hurt someone, I'd learned not to do it.

"Easy, shh it's okay. Hey, hey calm down, easy handsome." She cooed at me soothingly while her hands held me in place as I had unknowingly been trying to get up and run from her, "What the hell did they do to you?" she asked, sounding genuinely angry to see me in such a state. I wanted to know how the fuck such a small woman had held me down.

"A lot. Mostly I got locked up when I did something they didn't like." I said to summarize what I'd been thinking about.

She seemed to sit in thought for a moment, a look of understand showed on her face as she spoke "You are free now, the contract no longer exists and neither does the place that had you. I know, I helped take it out." well well, it looked like she was no pushover either. She gently took my hand and placed it so my fingers were pressed just over her collar bone. "I want you to, I need to be able to get this out of my system as well and you are the one person who can handle all of it." I know I still looked pretty damn unsure, but… I had to fucking try.

"You will not get in trouble for it, at least not when it's me."

I looked straight into her eyes and was surprised that she wasn't fucking lying to me, she was serious? I was so fucking confused, it was damn clear that this was something she wanted, if her look and tone was anything to go by, and was not going to back out from. I figured to start simple just to make sure she was not just saying it like some other bitches had. Hell, I needed to find out if I could still do it after all the fucked up shit that damn place had put me through. I started up by her shoulders and dug my nails deep into her skin, she gasped a bit but didn't fucking pull away, so I dragged them down along her collarbones and into the flesh just above her breasts before I stopped to admire my work. Holy shit, the blood smelled fucking good to me as it leaked slowly from the cuts in her skin. I was once more fascinated as I stared hearing her groan lightly and soon I found my fingers wandering over the slick wounds feeling the blood under them and on her skin. Then I noticed something really fucking weird, the wounds were slowly closing up, healing like mine did, only it was a little slower than that. I looked up at her, she pulled herself out of the enjoyment she'd been in and looked back at me when I moved.

"How?" I asked, "You're not…"

"No, I'm a vampire." she explained softly, almost exited.

I'd heard of that before but my information was limited, they were supposed to be night creatures or some shit, blood drinkers, but that was all I knew about it, "What the hell does that mean? What are vampires?"

"Well I am." she said with a cheeky grin, smart ass. "Being a vampire makes you stronger, faster and all of the senses you already have improve." she paused, almost as if thinking about something, "Would you like to become one?"

She was offering, just like that? I had a feeling that this was some how planned, but if what she said was true… "What are the drawbacks?" I asked knowing there was always a price for power.

"Well first of all you would be mine…" she growled out darkly into my ear.

"The fuck does that mean?"

"It means that should I have to, I can make you listen, by force if I need to." Well that didn't sound fucking familiar at all… like father like daughter I guess.

"So your saying that I would get a boost to my speed, strength, night vision and all that shit and all I have to do is belong to you? Shit, I can live with that. Anything else I should fucking know about?" Something inside me could feel this was how Jashin wanted it, so why was something not sitting right with me?

"Well I don't know if it would really be a drawback for you…" she began, seeing my look of confusion she smiled and continued, "It would give you an excuse to drink blood on a regular basis. We need it to survive."

"What happens if I forget?" I asked catching that last statement.

"You won't. Your body will remind you and you will feed because if you don't you eventually can't move anymore." Although her voice had started off normal, it then grew hard and left no room for argument, an unspoken 'Or else' was clear. "Failure to feed properly could result in your second death."

There it was, the damn consequence that would get most people to think twice before accepting the offer. Most people feared their own fucking mortality, I had no such inhibitions and to me drinking blood on purpose sounded like it could be fucking fun but there was that weird ass remark about dying a second time. What the fuck was that supposed to mean?

"What the fuck do you mean by 'second death?'"

She didn't answer me, instead she fucking got this damn cocky grin on her face, took my hand and placed it over the left side of my chest. I waited and it seemed that she was waiting as well, smirking at me. It took a moment but it clicked as my hand rested there I realized that I could not feel my heartbeat. She must have seen realization cross my face because she smiled, "You already died once."

"How the fuck?"

"When you were pulled out of your realm it would have killed you. Thing is being dead doesn't work quite the same way on the outside. You end up like this, in a kind of half state of existence. So do you want to do this?"

"Hell yes." I said, "As long as I feed I get to stay like this, I'd be faster and more powerful, I think I could get to like that."

She smiled and looked like the cat that just ate the canary, she leaned over me again and kissed me as she pushed me back against the cushions, her kisses trailed down along the side of my neck and suddenly I felt a fear fucking creep into me, for reasons I could not understand. What the hell was going on? Why was I…? She opened her mouth against my skin and my brain decided to put the last piece into place at that exact moment. How did vampires get the blood that they needed to survive? They drink it, hence blood drinkers. I sighed as I felt her fangs pierce my flesh, she bit down hard driving the fangs deeper as my blood released into her mouth and she drank deeply, the feeling of pressure as my blood moved by some outside force was fucking exhilarating. The fear I had felt vanished as I now understood what had caused it, some kind of instinct thing when it came to being the prey for a predator. When she was done I felt a little light headed from the blood loss, an odd tingling feeling was coursing through me as she supported me and she quickly drew me to her neck, "Drink now." she told me firmly, she seemed rushed.

I barely understood what the fuck was going on but something inside me definitely wanted to do what she'd said. I opened my mouth and as I came into contact with her skin I felt my own new fangs lengthen allowing me to pierce deep into her flesh. I felt the warm blood rush into me and down into my body, it was an amazing feeling and one that I still can't really describe. When my body felt like it wasn't going to collapse from blood loss anymore I let go of her neck and she healed the wound with her chakra. I leaned back and suddenly felt very tired, "Try to stay awake." she said, "You won't want to miss what happens as your body changes."

I had already begun to pass out but a slap on my cheek snapped be back into awareness. Just then I gasped as a very interesting kind of pain wracked my body. Was the fuck was that? I didn't have long to wonder as it happened again, my heart was going fucking spastic in my chest. At first I panicked but as I looked at her and she smiled at me I realized that this was what she had meant by what happens as my body changes. I could feel my heart starting up rather erratically, felt like a fucking heart attack or something. Cool shit! On top of that there was this strange tingling sensation running through me, huh must be the blood going through or some shit. Now that I knew it was nothing to worry about I allowed myself to fucking enjoy it while my body jolted again when my heart pumped more blood further into my body. The tingly feeling spread and now I knew that it was the blood causing it, her blood I realized, vampire blood. I didn't understand exactly what it was changing about me but I didn't really fucking care either. At the moment I was just enjoying the fucking spaz dance that my heart was doing inside me. I smiled as another spasm jolted through me, hell yes, I thought to myself as my head rolled back in ecstasy. I was glad she'd made me stay awake for this. Several minutes later I felt the spasms slow down, they became a little less aggressive and then it stopped completely, my heart going still once again. Damn, too bad it was over already. I looked up at her, "Can I do that again?"

She smiled and slapped me, "You would." she said playfully.

I tugged her to me again and kissed her, I was going to enjoy as much of her as I could before the fucking inevitable happened, "I'm not going anywhere." she said and I jolted a bit thinking she must have seen a look cross my face or something, "I want you to do something."

She placed my hand on her chest just beneath her ribs, with my fingers pointing at her skin and she pulled hard on my wrist, causing my nails to break the skin and slide into her just a little. I looked at her in shock was she serious, she smiled and nodded "Go ahead, do it." She was doing it again...

I pushed harder and felt my hand begin to break through the muscle tissue of her rib cage, she gasped and smiled as she closed her eyes tilting her head back a little. No fucking way, she wasn't freaking out yet. In fact she seemed to like it, maybe she was fucking serious about playing with me. I pushed harder and my wrist passed through the wound, I felt the blood running down my arm and saw it on her body. A groan hitched in her throat gasping as my hand moved inside her chest. I stroked one of her kidneys gently, pulling a soft moan from her that I almost didn't catch. This girl was amazing! She cried out through clenched teeth when I gathered her into my arms pushing in further, I waited a second to gauge her reaction... she was gasping for air now cause I was fucking with her lungs. She put her head on my shoulder reaching down to my hand stopping me, she was shaking lightly and her breathing kept getting stuck as her body relaxed from the after effects, I pulled my hand out looking at her questioningly and she healed the wound from the inside within seconds using her chakra again chuckling to herself.

"Well that was, entertaining." no way... was she for real? She was fucking amazing, I was expecting to wake up any second now cause this was too good to be real.

"Why do you heal it like that?" I asked.

"You have to remember Hidan, I'm not immortal like you are. I enjoy it so its easy to forget but my body will only let me take so much. Once I heal it though I can usually go again in a little bit." She had started trailing her fingertips along my chest now while she recovered a bit, I could be patient she deserved as much from me at this point. I was the one who had gone and gotten carried away, forgetting that she was not immortal cause of how well she handled herself.

Of course now my mind was in the fucking gutter, go again I thought to myself, hell what I wouldn't give to go once with a girl. Every time I'd ever tried they fucking ran off or were dead before things ever got that far. It didn't help that being in this medium chick's body was making it worse, when I moved certain ways it caused me to feel things about her body, I'd been doing pretty fucking good ignoring it most of the night but now… it was clear what I fucking wanted but I figured that would be asking a bit much so I hadn't said or done anything to hint at it.

The girl still sitting on my lap, what the fuck was it again, oh right Orchid, I don't know what she figured out from my body language but she suddenly reached down between us and rubbed her fucking arm along the inside of my thighs. I gasped out loud, "Oh yes, I'll get to that as well," she said purring at me again, "But not here you, meet me in my room, Hanabusa, the blond will show you to my room. Adon has to get home anyway, close your eyes, relax and let her take over." She cast a quick cleaning thing with her hands and the blood that had coated our bodies and clothes were clean... I closed my eyes and felt the presence of the other chick, the one that had fucking dragged me into this body to begin with, I faded out and let her have her body back as I took off to go find Orchid's room.

There was something fucking off as my mind started to try and process the fact that it was morning already. I felt a hand press against my shoulder and for about half a fucking second I thought it was Orchid, then my brain put together where I'd felt that presence before, shit. I rolled over onto my back and looked up into the face of Jashin, ah fuck. I was glad to see him I guess, but at the same time I figured I was in deep shit for my activities with Orchid last night. Oh fuck, was I still in her room? I looked up at the walls, yep still covered in blood, both of ours. There was more red than white now...

He stood up from leaning over the bed, "Get dressed." He said as he turned and stepped several paces away. I didn't bother to say anything as I got up and got my pants on, Orchid had given me an open front black shirt to wear and I threw it on, before searching for my shoes. I sat on the edge of the bed and pulled them on, he turned back to face me and said, "Come with me." Just as I finished pulling the second one on. Orchid was already gone off to some meeting or something, she'd told me last night as we laid next to each other before we passed out. I followed him out into the hall and he kept right on going so I just kept pace with him. Eventually we ended up in War's meeting room and he was there too, ah fuck both of the brothers and me in the same room, I was in some seriously deep shit. I thought she had said it would be okay, why had I listened?

"Have a seat." Jashin said to me as I stepped in behind him.

I took up a chair at War's desk and he fucking smiled at me. What the fuck was he smiling about? War was sitting across from me and Jashin decided to stand beside the desk, just off to my right.

"Do you know why you're here?" War asked of me.

"Uh, I figure I'm in deep shit for last night with Orchid." I answered honestly, there was no fucking point lying to a god.

War looked surprised, apparently he hadn't known. What got me was when I heard Jashin chuckle beside me. What the shit? This was funny because why?

"Actually we are here to make some adjustments to your immortality and religious practices, which apparently my brother has neglected to inform you about." War told me, while obviously chastising his brother.

Jashin shrugged, "He'd have been told sooner or later."

War just gave him a dirty look and sighed, "Well as I said, we have to make a few changes. First of all the rules of your religion have been some what varied due to the corruption of the realm you lived in previously. Most things will stay the same but for one. Your sacrifices, do not need to be just any random person or enemy. For the purposes of staying in the village, which will be your new home, your sacrifices will be limited to enemies at least in terms of killing people. For that reason you will not need to make them at regular intervals but instead every enemy you take down will be offered up."

I looked over at Jashin and he didn't say anything or correct him so I was guessing that so far all the information was correct.

"Second, because of my need to keep the village safe and ensure its ability to continue in a relatively peaceful manner, rather than the kind of war torn existence that you are familiar with, your immortality will be altered. There will be a very select few individuals that will be capable of actually causing you any true harm and I trust them not to abuse the privilege. You will be able to die through the method of being starved from blood, as dictated by your status as a vampire, you can die from bodily dismemberment if you do not reconstruct yourself in less than six months. You can be killed by lightning, however you will be able to handle a level much higher than most other individuals who are dead. There is one kind of poison that can kill you but it is slow acting and we do have the antidote on hand at all times. Aside from those methods, my brother and I would also be able to pull your life-string at any time should we ever see it as necessary. I do believe that is everything that was being changed, the rest you should already know."

"Cool shit, so I'm not in trouble for last night?" Ah fuck, why did I have to go and open my mouth? Now he was looking at me for an explanation.

"He was tending to some of Orchid's, other needs." Jashin said softly from beside me.

War raised an eyebrow at his brother and then understanding seemed to dawn on him, "I see, yes well; she is well and capable of knowing her limits, I simply expect you to listen to her."

"Yes sir, that I can fucking do." I said and then I paused, I had to know so I asked, "I was wondering though if I am allowed to be with her?"

"What do you mean? Of course you can if that's what she wants." War said.

I looked at Jashin and War seemed to understand that there was something more going on here. It was an old law and one I did not intend to fuck up now. I was perfectly allowed to have one night stands with chicks if I could get them, not that I ever fucking had, but starting any kind of more serious relationship had to be approved first. Usually is was the damned priests that approved or said no, but this was his daughter and he was standing right here beside me.

He looked right at me and said, "You have my blessing, make her happy and I will be pleased, break her heart and you will break mine."

I bowed and he left the room... she had been right, War looked at me and smiled, "Those are big words for my brother. You'd better heed them well."

"I will sir, this is the greatest fucking gift he could have ever given me."

War simply nodded seemingly satisfied, "You are dismissed."

I got up and left, Jashin had apparently left this area, I could no longer feel his presence like I had when he was right beside me. He'd gone back to the far places, where the dead were kept until they were ready to move on. I marveled for a moment over my own state of existence, I was dead and yet Jashin and his brother had seen fit to give me this extension of life through this half state. I had just been given permission to date Jashin's daughter, who was my every desire come true, and I was being given a home in this village they had told me about. What the shit? This was just too fucking awesome! I headed back towards Orchid's room, she'd told me to wait there for her to get back, so that's where I was going to fucking wait. She was my everything now... Jashin's daughter and it seems as if she was truly special to him. He had been praying for a girl like here for years now, she was his equal, matching him in everything he did and dishing it right back. Unfazed by his language or dark humor and whether she fucking knew it or not she was nearly as bad. Her blood lust was fucking brutal... Bitch was a bloody fucking psycho, and her temper... fucking beautiful!

I entered into the bedroom to see the bedding had been changed and the floor was now clean, the walls however had been left alone. There was a note on the desk in the corner with his name on it...

Hidan,

I have been sent out on a mission to go retrieve somethings from an ex-client and deal with him accordingly... Go to the Yaseikage's office in the village (Blondie can get you there) and tell him I sent you, and that you are looking for Ibiki Morino for a part time job. Ibiki will already be expecting you, he is the head of torture and interrogation. I spoke with him this morning while my father was fucking with you, sorry I couldn't resist going along with his little joke.

What can I say, fucked up runs in my family (on my mothers side too *hehe.*) Oh, on that note don't touch the walls, I kinda like the way they turned out and could not do a better decorating job if I had TRIED.

Thanks for the help. *wink* can't wait till round two.

Anyway, you will work for Ibiki Monday-Friday 6am-12pm, I just need you to go see Gaara-sama and sign off on it.

See you in a few days, provided I don't finish early again. I will have a present for you when I get home... Oh and tell Gaara-sama you will be living with me he needs to get the paperwork done for it.

Sai, will be tailing you till I return home, so don't be surprised but I doubt you will see him. He's a fucking ghost I swear... be safe and stay fed. I'll find you when I get home.

I looked back outside the bedroom door and saw the blond she had called Hanabusa leaning on the wall opposite me. "I was told to go to the damn village, she said you can get me there."

He just nodded and grabbed my upper arm, "Where."

"The Yaseikage's office." he just nodded and I felt like I was being forced through a fucking straw made of ice, before I found myself standing in front of a large desk the lady behind it looked up as Hanabusa vanished in a blast of frigid air.

"Wow, I have never seen him like that what the hell did you do to get him so pissy?" she asked digging for gossip... fucking troublesome women.

"I am here to see the Yaseikage." I said ignoring her question.

"Do you have an appointment?"

"I don't think so, Orchid sent me to get some fucking paperwork done or some shit."

"I will ask him if he is free to see you, please wait here."

Nearly ten minutes later she returned dragging some kid by the ear. "He will see you now sir, sorry about the wait." I just walked up the stairs to his office and handed the man the note Orchid had written for me. He simply nodded and began to pull out some papers filing out some things and then handed them over to him, to read and sign... and so went my day.