It was a breakdancing filled day at Blazblue inc.
Why, I hear you ask.
Oh dear...here we go…
Well, it all started with Harold and his family coming from tour.
They were breakdancing from their car into the Blazblue Inc building, their moves being performed flawlessly.
They just so happened to run into Tsubaki and her daughter, Yuki. Before the red-haired woman could question anything, she suddenly got bit.
Bit by the breakdancing bug.
So she started breakdancing in front of her daughter, who then got bit by the same bug, then she, too, started breakdancing.
They then ran into Jin, and he, too, caught the breakdancing bug.
Dear god, his moves were amazing.
The three soon ran into Ragna, Makoto and Kenya.
But before they could question anything, the breakdancing bug got to them, and they, too, proceeded with the dancing that breaks.
Their flexibility was astounding.
Soon, the entire office saw these breakdancing families, and then all of a sudden, everyone who saw this got the breakdancing bug.
Naoto and Celica, Kokonoe and Rachel and even little Rose, Nine and Jubei and Yoshimitsu, Noel and Bullet, Trinity and Luna, Relius and Ignis, and even Mai and Taokaka.
Nobody was safe from this body busting epidemic.
Dear lord, I didn't even know that Lambda could bend that way! Es, stop with that look, woman!
But then, all of a sudden, without any warning, whatsoever…
The building itself came alive…
...and ordered a cheeseburger.
Then the damn cheeseburger started breakdancing! How? Why? What?!
Then all of the office items in the building started breakdancing as well! How?!
Then the building itself started breakdancing! What the hell are those moves?! You can't do those moves, building! Stop it! STOP IT NOW!
Then every building next to it and others down the street started breakdancing! What the living fu-
Then the street came alive and did moves that would be considered breakdancing. What is going on here?!
Then the clouds, sky and sea and even the damn mountains started breakdancing! I...give up.
Then the goddamn Earth suddenly decided that it wanted to bust a move. Oh my god…
But wait! Now each of the planets, including the damn sun, decided to have a breakdancing competition. Pluto was winning, by the way.
But then...the galaxy wanted a go at the dancing of breaks. But it wasn't the only one!
THE MUTHA FLUCKIN UNIVERSE ITSELF FELT THE NEED TO JOIN IN ON THE FUN!
But whew! Good thing this is a story, or else...wait...oh no...oh my god…
WHY THE FLUCK AM I BREAKDANCING?! OH GOD, HELP ME!
OH MY LEGS! THEY CAN'T SPLIT LIKE THAT, YOU ASSHAT!
READER, HELP ME! YES YOU, SITTING THERE, LOOKING AT THIS! HEL-
…
Oh no…
They...they got you too…
THE BREAKDANCING BUG GOT YOU TOO!
THOSE MOVES SHOULD BE ILLEGAL!
IT'S OVER! IT'S ALL OVER!
WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!
GYAAAAA-
The world was saved, and everything went back to normal.
Thanks to George VI, who sacrificed herself to bring order back.
Oh, and she gifted Lambda and Es with a child as well.
They named her Cora.
Isn't that lovely.