The fights are over, but our favorite team hasn't made it off of the island yet! They're in their hotel room.
Yusuke said, while looking out the window, "Finally, this hell is over. All we have to do now is meet Genkai at the boat."
Kuwabara replied, "Then why are we still standing around the room?"
"To reminise," Kurama replied, "Before, we consoled Yusuke as well so we could get over Genkai's death but now we don't have to. We know she's coming back."
Yusuke remarked, "I know Sensui's coming soon but man it sure does feel great knowing life isn't going to be boring." He ajusted the bag on his back.
Kurama replied, "Regular life will pale in comparison for a while."
Yusuke said, "Back to skipping detentions."
Kuwabara said, "Video games."
Kurama smiled and said, "My human mother."
Hiei replied, "Various crimes."
We're taking a little detour...
Yusuke: You know what sounds awesome?
Kuwabara: What?
Yusuke: That movie we did that Funimation still hasn't dubbed!
Kuwabara: You mean the one where they pronounce all of our names wrong, Hiei actually cares about the human world for once, Kurama loses his cool, you can't beat a guy who uses a simple sheild, and we have to find some weird red haired girl who isn't really that helpful?
Yusuke: That one. I think it happens about now in the story line.
Kuwabara: So we're just going to cut away from the series and abridge the movie? But Lanipator already did an awesome abridged version of that. He even got the guy that voices Hiei involved.
Yusuke: This is a parody, there's more than one way to do it! Que the music already!
Running through a crowd, in a faceless town, I need to feel the touch of a friend...
First scene of the movie. In spirit world it's pouring rain (who knew it could do that there, am I right?) and water is flooding in.
Koenma stood at a window in his office and complained, "Dammit, does this have to happen right now? I'm still behind on all of that paperwork my dad didn't let me pawn off someone else during the dark tournament! Since when is there a window in my office? In the series it's never like that and another thing-"
Jorge ran into the room frantically and said, "Sir, we have bigger problems than continuty issues right now. We're flooding bad!"
"You think I'm blind ogre?" he replied, "I can see the problem. This can only mean one thing."
Jorge stopped and asked, "What?"
Koenma glared at him and shouted, "You're supposed to know!" Then hit him on the head.
Jorge replied meekly, "You didn't explain, sir."
Koenma said, "Dammit, that always works in the other movies. Anyway it means the netherworld is invading. Get Botan at once."
Jorge asked, "Botan, sir? I think Ayame might do better, she's not as ditzy."
Koenma screamed, "GET BOTAN AT ONCE, OGRE!"
Jorge ran out of the room and said, "Yes sir!"
Botan's finally arrived and she flew around the castle as she tried and looked for Koenma through all of the water.
Botan shouted, "Koenma sir? Koenma sir? Where are you?"
Koenma grabbed onto a corner of the wall and shouted, "Over here!"
"Koenma sir!" she shouted as she flew down to him, "What's the problem?"
Koenma showed her the orb of the netherworld energy and said, "Take this as far away from here as you can."
"Is this the power sphere to the netherworld?" she asked nervously, "But sir! It could kill me!"
Koenma replied coldly, "My castle is about to under water, we all have to make sacrifices where we can. Take it!" He handed it to her.
Botan took it and said, "I understand, I'll get to human world as fast as I can. What about you?"
He replied, "I'll be fine, go!" More water rushed over him and pushed him down the hall, "Go!" he shouted.
On Yusuke's school roof...
Yusuke sat by himself and said, "I can't wait until I become a demon and school doesn't matter anymore. This is so boring. Water? Botan!" She fell from the sky and landed in his arms. "Botan! What the hell happened to you?" he asked.
Botan stirred awake slowly and whispered, "Go to the shrine in the middle of town, you'll see a priestess there named Hinageshi, she'll help you while I'm passed out."
He looked at her, confused, and asked, "Passed out? What?"
She added, "Hurry, the spirit world is in danger!" right before she passed out like she expected.
Yusuke shouted, "Botan!"
Keiko ran onto the roof and said, "Yusuke for the last time-Botan?" She looked at her in his arms.
He said, "Take her to Genkai's for me, would you? I'm going to get Kuwabara and try to find some lady named Hinageshi."
"What?" she took and step back and said, "I'm not strong enough to carry her!"
Yusuke shouted, "Just take her already!"
Keiko said nervously, "Alright, wow, she's heavy." She struggled to carry her. "This is going to look really weird when we're riding the train all the way to Genkai's." She struggled with her down the stairs of the school.
Kuwabara and Yusuke ran around the city, trying to find the shrine.
Kuwabara asked, "Where's this shrine we're supposed to find? And what's wrong with the spirit world? She didn't tell you anything else?"
"She said the middle of town so it should be around here somewhere, right?" he replied, "We'll get more details from this girl we're supposed to find."
Meanwhile on the otherside of the wall Hinageshi screamed.
Yusuke shouted, "That's our que!"
Kuwabara asked, "What the-get off of me! Urameshi! Screw you!" as Yusuke used him as a human step ladder to get over the wall.
Yusuke jumped up and saw a dozen demons going after a girl with red hair wearing a priestess outfit. He shouted, "Shotgun!" as he blasted several of them to death.
Kuwabara shouted, "Spirit sword! Take this, and uh, didn't mean to break that," once he got around the wall and attacked the remaining demons. He also broke part of the wall structure.
Yusuke asked the girl, "You okay? Hey, you're a priestess. You wouldn't happened to be named Hinageshi would you?"
Hinageshi replied, "I am. How did you know?"
"Botan told us about you," Kuwabara replied.
Yusuke asked, "Wait a minute, why couldn't you fight off these demons by yourself? You're a priestess right, in Inuyasha they have special powers."
Hinageshi replied, "That's not how it works in this show or movie, now who are you?"
They answered.
Hinageshi said, "Great, so why did Botan send you?"