Kevin Stoley's phone.
You: KKK
Toke: Shutup, at least I'm not Asian
You: woah slow down there
Toke: What do you want, I'm rather busy sitting here watching my personal butler clean the poolside bar area
You: -_-
Toke: xo
You: why does Craig hate me
Toke: He doesn't hate you
You: he does
Toke: He hates a lot of people, Kevin, keep up
You: I'm serious, man
You: like he ignores me
You: why
You: wHY
Toke: I don't know, ask him yourself
Craig was added to the conversation
You: wat
Craig: What do you want
Toke: Craig, Kev wants to know why you keep ignoring him
Craig: What
You: I never said that?!
Toke: Then why do you keep complaining to me about how miserable you are that Craig not paying attention to you anymore
You: Token, don't be an asshole, I never said that
Toke: Lol okay
You: I didn't?!
Toke: Pffff
Craig: I'm lost
Toke: Why are you ignoring Stoley, Craig
Craig: Huh?
You: dammit
You: Craig, I'm gettin real tired of your shit
Craig: Deal with it.
Toke: Ouch
You: -_-
You: Craig, if we've had a fallen out, could you please tell me, because I keep thinking I'm missing something here
Craig: What makes you think that
You: you're acting like a complete dick towards me
Craig: Yeah, because you didn't pay me back from that $30 I leant you.
You: ...
You: THAT'S WHY!?
Craig: Well what else would it be
Toke: Oh, wow
You: THAT'S WHY YOU'VE BEEN IGNORING ME
Craig: Yeh.
You: OH MY FUKCIN DAYS MAN
You: WELL THAKNS A FUCKINGI BUNCH FOR LETTING ME KNOW
Craig: Thought you were smart enough to figure it out.
Toke: Shots fired
You: I told you I would pay you back as soon as a get paid
Craig: That was a month ago.
Toke: Dude, you know how much Craig holds a grudge over money
You: I know, but I'm actually his friend, unlike Stan Marsh and those other queermos
Craig: Money is still money, Stoley.
You: pffff
You: so as soon as I pay you back, you'll start being normal again?
Toke: Normal lol
Craig: Yup
You: fine, I'll bring it to your house tomorrow
Craig: Good.
Craig has been removed from the conversation
You: so Token
Toke: What
You: you know you wanna lend my 30 bucks
Toke: Fuck you
You: :(
You: :'(
You: hey Token
You: you're my best friend
Toke: Don't go all faggy on me
You: I NEED 30 DOLLARS
You: I'LL GIVE IT BACK I SWEAR
You: I'll pay you back as soon as I get paid
Toke: Leave me alone.
You: well screw you then
You: oh and 1 more thing
You: I hate you
