Kevin Stoley's phone.

You: KKK

Toke: Shutup, at least I'm not Asian

You: woah slow down there

Toke: What do you want, I'm rather busy sitting here watching my personal butler clean the poolside bar area

You: -_-

Toke: xo

You: why does Craig hate me

Toke: He doesn't hate you

You: he does

Toke: He hates a lot of people, Kevin, keep up

You: I'm serious, man
You: like he ignores me
You: why
You: wHY

Toke: I don't know, ask him yourself

Craig was added to the conversation

You: wat

Craig: What do you want

Toke: Craig, Kev wants to know why you keep ignoring him

Craig: What

You: I never said that?!

Toke: Then why do you keep complaining to me about how miserable you are that Craig not paying attention to you anymore

You: Token, don't be an asshole, I never said that

Toke: Lol okay

You: I didn't?!

Toke: Pffff

Craig: I'm lost

Toke: Why are you ignoring Stoley, Craig

Craig: Huh?

You: dammit
You: Craig, I'm gettin real tired of your shit

Craig: Deal with it.

Toke: Ouch

You: -_-
You: Craig, if we've had a fallen out, could you please tell me, because I keep thinking I'm missing something here

Craig: What makes you think that

You: you're acting like a complete dick towards me

Craig: Yeah, because you didn't pay me back from that $30 I leant you.

You: ...
You: THAT'S WHY!?

Craig: Well what else would it be

Toke: Oh, wow

You: THAT'S WHY YOU'VE BEEN IGNORING ME

Craig: Yeh.

You: OH MY FUKCIN DAYS MAN
You: WELL THAKNS A FUCKINGI BUNCH FOR LETTING ME KNOW

Craig: Thought you were smart enough to figure it out.

Toke: Shots fired

You: I told you I would pay you back as soon as a get paid

Craig: That was a month ago.

Toke: Dude, you know how much Craig holds a grudge over money

You: I know, but I'm actually his friend, unlike Stan Marsh and those other queermos

Craig: Money is still money, Stoley.

You: pffff
You: so as soon as I pay you back, you'll start being normal again?

Toke: Normal lol

Craig: Yup

You: fine, I'll bring it to your house tomorrow

Craig: Good.

Craig has been removed from the conversation

You: so Token

Toke: What

You: you know you wanna lend my 30 bucks

Toke: Fuck you

You: :(
You: :'(
You: hey Token
You: you're my best friend

Toke: Don't go all faggy on me

You: I NEED 30 DOLLARS
You: I'LL GIVE IT BACK I SWEAR
You: I'll pay you back as soon as I get paid

Toke: Leave me alone.

You: well screw you then
You: oh and 1 more thing
You: I hate you