BRIT: "YAY!!!! VLADDY'S BIRTHDAY PARTY IS FINALLY HERE!!!!!"
EMMA: "Shh! Vladdy doesn't KNOW we're throwing a birthday party for him!!! Remember?"
ME: "Hehe…I almost forgot that too!"
CHELSIE: "When are the guests coming???"
ME: "Larry and Bob are here!!!"
(The kitchen…where Larry and Bob are)
LARRY: "Where did my sandwich go?"
BOB: "I dunno…was it a bacon sandwich?"
LARRY: "Yes."
BOB: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOT THE BACON SANDWICH!!!!!!!!!!!!"
(back to where me, Brit, Emma, and Chelsie are…)
ME: "I'm starting to think that we shouldn't have left Larry and Bob in charge of sandwiches…"
BRIT: "Has anyone been keeping track of how many sandwiches they lost?"
EMMA: "No idea…"
CHELSIE: "I lost count after three…"
ME: "50 sandwiches!!" -sees Brit, Emma, & Chelsie looking at me- "What?"
(half an hour later…)
BRIT: "I just realized something!!!"
ME: "Yeah?"
BRIT: "We forgot the disclaimer!!"
EMMA: "OMG!! That's even more important than the sandwiches!!!!"
CHELSIE: "I'LL SAY IT!!!! …ahem" -shouting- "NONE OF US OWN DANNY PHANTOM, FAIRLY ODD PARENTS, JIMMY NEUTRON, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS, FOSTER'S HOME FOR IMAGINARY FRIENDS AND/OR CHARLIE THE UNICORN!!!"
ME: "Well done!!!" -shouting- "BUT WE DO OWN THE RANDOMNESS, HYPERNESS, EVILNESS, VLAD-TORTURE, BOB, AND LARRY!!!!"
EMMA: "Now the disclaimer is out of the way!!! Now what do we do?"
ME: "I dunno…"
(an hour later…)
STEVE: -walks in- "Is this where the party is?"
VLAD: "What party?" -looks at me, Brit, Emma, and Chelsie suspiciously-
ME: "umm…YAY!!!!!! STEVE'S HERE!!!!!!"
BRIT: "HI STEVE!!!!!!!!!"
EMMA: "yup!! This is where the party is!!!"
CHELISE: "YAY!!!!!!!!!!"
ME, BRIT, EMMA, CHELSIE, and STEVE: -get into a little huddle-
ME: "We forgot something important…"
CHELSIE: "We forgot to assign someone the task of keeping Vladdy busy, didn't we?"
ME: "Correct-a-mundo!!!"
BRIT: "Who wants to keep Vladdy busy?"
ME: "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!!! I'LL DO IT!!!!"
EMMA: "OK! SARAH WILL DO IT!!!!!! What else do we do?"
ME: "Make sure the other guests hide when they get here!!! I'm gonna get Danny, Sam, and Tucker to help me with distracting Vladdy!!!"
ME, BRIT, EMMA, CHELSIE, and STEVE: "Break!!"
(a few minutes later…where me, Danny, Sam, and Tucker are…)
ME: "Does everyone know the plan?"
DANNY: "Yup! I've got the pudding!"
TUCKER: "I've got the monkeys!"
SAM: "And I've got the unicycles and hats!"
COSMO: "YAY!!!!! MONKEYS ON UNICYCLES!!! Are you running a campaign?"
ME: "You could say that…"
COSMO: "WE ARE GONNA WIN!!!! Who are you running against?"
ME: "Vladdy!!!"
COSMO: "And I brought Philip!!! And she brought some bacon!!!"
ME: "AWESOME!!!!"
DANNY: "She?"
ME: "Yes! She!!! Philip is a girl nickel!!! Now…onto my plan!!!"
(where Brit, Emma, Chelsie and Steve are…)
BRIT: "What do you wanna do?"
EMMA: "I dunno…" -to Chelsie- "What do you wanna do?"
CHELSIE: "I dunno…" -to Steve- "What do you wanna do?"
STEVE: "I dunno…" -to Rock- "What do you wanna do?"
ROCK: "……………………………"
BRIT: "That is an…AWESOME idea!!!"
BRIT, EMMA, CHELSIE, and STEVE: "YAY!!!!!!"
-Doorbell rings-
EMMA: "I'LL GET IT!!!!!!" answers door
WILLY: -walks in after Emma- "I got this memo about a party…"
BRIT: "WILLY!!!!"
EMMA: "Also there are more people here…"
Mariya, Markus, Alex, and Roger Rabbit walk in.
ALEX: "HI EVERYONE!!!!"
MARIYA: "Is Johnny 13 here yet?"
CHELSIE: "Not yet…"
MARKUS: "We're here because we got this memo about some party for some man in his forties who seriously needs a cat." -holds up a memo that says "COME TO THE PARTY FOR THE MAN IN HIS FORITES WHO SERIOUSLY NEEDS A CAT!"-
BRIT: "THAT'S VLADDY!!!!!!!!"
CHELSIE: "Danny must've wrote the memos…"
EMMA: "Sounds like something he would write…"
ROGER RABBIT: "Who's Danny?"
BRIT, EMMA, CHELSIE, STEVE, MARIYA, and ALEX: "GASP!!!!"
ALEX: "YOU DON'T KNOW WHO DANNY IS???"
BRIT: "Shun the non-believer!"
EMMA: "Shun!"
CHELSIE: "Shhhhhhhuuuuunnn!"
Holli and Tia walk in.
TIA: "Are we late for the party??"
HOLLI: "Are we?"
HOLLI & TIA: "HAT OF GLORY!!!! HOO-HA-HA-HA!!!"
BRIT: "O…k…"
WANDA: "I wonder how Sarah, Cosmo, Danny, Sam, and Tucker are doing…"
TIMMY: "I dunno…let's just change the scene and find out!"
(where me, Danny, Sam, Tucker, and Cosmo are…)
ME: "are the monkeys ready?"
COSMO: "YOU BET THEY ARE!!!"
MONKEYS: "OO-OO! AH-AH!!" -start riding on unicycles-
SAM: "I still don't see how this will distract Vlad…"
ME: "The monkeys ride around on the unicycles and he starts chasing them around the mansion!"
TUCKER: "You do know that he can easily catch them right?"
COSMO: "We know!!! We planned for something to distract him after that too!!!"
SAM: "Let me guess…it has something to do with the pudding…"
ME: "No! The pudding is for if any of us get hungry!!!"
DANNY: "Ok then…what's plan B?"
ME: "Ok! Here's what Plan B is…" -whispers plan B to everyone else-
(where everyone else is…)
TIMMY: "That didn't help much…"
WANDA: "I know…"
EMMA: "I'm bored…"
-doorbell rings-
CHELSIE: "I'LL GET IT THIS TIME!!!!" -leaves to answer door-
Mama Cosma, Big Daddy, Mr. Nay-Nay, Imaginary Gary, Chip Skylark, Britney Britney, Gary AKA Happy Peppy Gary, Betty AKA Happy Peppy Betty, Mr. And Mrs. Turner AKA (airplanes fly over head so no one hears their real names), Flappy Bob AKA Mr. Clown-Turned-Businessman-Turned-Clown Dude, Flappy Bob's parents, the Pixies AKA Pointy-Hatted-Freaks, Jorgen Von Strangle AKA The Toughest Fairy In The Universe, The Tooth Fairy, Blonda, Anti-Cosmo, Anti-Wanda, Chester, Chester's Dad, AJ, AJ's parents, Sanjay, Elmer, Bob AKA Elmer's boil, Trixie, Veronica, Tad, Chad, Mark, Mark's parents, Mandie AKA Mark's "fiancée", Crimson Chin, Catman AKA TV's Adam West, Mr. Crocker, Mr. Crocker's mother, Vicky, Tootie, Vicky and Tootie's parents, Principal Waxelplax, the Dinkleburgs, Doug Dimmadome AKA Owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, Dale Dimmadome AKA Doug Dimmadome's son, the Ball Hogs, Dunsworth, Ricky, Binky, King Arthur AKA Arty, Arty's uncle AKA Merlin, Cindy the bee, Carl the ant, and Jimmy the cat walk in.
BIG DADDY: "We got the memo! And I brought Mr. Nay-Nay with me! And I did not hear that from the memo!!" -holds up memo that says "Bring Mr. Nay-Nay! But you didn't hear that from the memo!"-
BINKY: -looks at memo that Big Daddy held up- "Actually, you DID hear it from the memo since it tells you to bring Mr. Nay-Nay!"
JORGEN VON STRANGLE: -grabs Binky- "BINKY! YOU IMBECILE! IF THE MEMO SAYS HE DIDN'T HEAR THAT FROM IT THEN HE DIDN'T HEAR THAT FROM IT!!!!" to Big Daddy "Say hello to Hootie for me!" -walks away-
(where me, Cosmo, Philip, Danny, Sam, and Tucker are…)
ME: "Everyone ready for Plan B?"
COSMO: "YOU BET I AM!!! Right Philip?"
PHILIP: "……………"
DANNY: "Me too!" -realizes that he kinda agreed that Philip can talk- "And you do know that 'Philip' is just a nickel right?"
ME & COSMO: "GASP!!!!"
COSMO: "Philip is not just a nickel!!!"
ME: "Philip is a girl nickel!!!! And she agreed with Cosmo and said that she was ready for Plan B too!!!"
(15 minutes later…)
SAM: "I thought you said that the pudding was for just in case any of us got hungry…"
ME: "Change of plans…observe…"
VLAD: -walks into his private study and slips on pudding that was just poured onto the floor-
ME & COSMO: -silently laughing-
ME: "See? This way he's distracted and we get entertainment too!!!"
VLAD: -covered in pudding- "Where did all this pudding come from???" -realizes that there are only four people that could have been responsible- (A/N: Guess who!)
ME: "Uh-oh…I think he knows that there are only four people that could have been responsible for that…"
TUCKER: "Who?"
ME: "I'll give you three guesses and the first two don't count!"
DANNY: "You, Brit, Emma, and Chelsie!"
ME: "Correct!!! He knows that it was either one of us or all of us!!!" -sees Vladdy walking towards the door that we're hiding near- "I should run now…" -runs off-
VLAD: -walks out of study and sees Danny, Sam, Tucker, and Cosmo- "Have any of you seen Sarah, Britney, Chelsie, and/or Emma?"
DANNY, SAM, TUCKER, and COSMO: "She went that way!!!" -each point in a different direction-
VLAD: "Thanks. That REALLY helps!!!" -walks in a random direction-
COSMO: -yelling in the direction Vladdy went- "YOU'RE WELCOME!!!"
(where everyone else are…)
MR. DINKLEBURG: -running away from Mr. Turner- "AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
MR. TURNER: "CURSE YOU DINKLEBURG!!!!!" -chases after Dinkleburg with a pitch fork and flamed torch-
EMMA: -to Brit, Chelsie, and Steve- "Wanna watch Mr. Turner's one-man angry mob against Dinkleburg?"
BRIT, CHELSIE, and STEVE: "Sure!"
STEVE: "That's something to do!"
-doorbell rings-
BRIT: "THIS TIME I'LL GET IT!!!!!" -runs off to answer the door-
Next, in walk, Jimmy AKA Fudgehead, Goddard AKA Robot Dog, Sheen AKA Fairy Boy, Carl AKA Llama Boy, Cindy, Libby, and Boulbi AKA Shish-Ka-Bobby Dude.
BOULBI: "where is party at?"
SHEEN: "RIGHT HERE!!!!"
CARL: "There aren't any dairy products here are there?"
BRIT: "Vladdy was supposed to be the new dairy king! So of course there are dairy products here!!!"
EMMA: "Plus, Wisconsin is FULL of cheeseheads!!! AND Dairy products!! Wisconsin is the dairy state!!!" -realizes that she said something educational- "AHHH!!!!!!!! I SAID SOMETHING EDUCATIONAL!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!"
CHELSIE: "Well, it IS!!!" -sees Jimmy AKA Fudgehead- "IT'S FUDGEHEAD!!!!! TOO BAD SARAH AND COSMO AREN'T HERE!!!"
JIMMY: "Speaking of those two…where are they?"
BRIT: "Distracting Vladdy!!"
JIMMY: "I'm afraid to ask…but how are they distracting Vlad?"
EMMA: "We don't know!!!"
(where Danny, Sam, Tucker, and Cosmo are…)
TUCKER: "Should we distract Vlad from finding Sarah?"
COSMO: -yelling- "YES!!! WHO ELSE IS GONNA THINK OF THESE INGENIUS IDEAS TO DISTRACT VLAD???"
DANNY: -also yelling- "WHY ARE YOU YELLING???"
COSMO: "Oh, I learned in this class I'm taking that yelling helps you remember things!" -starts yelling again- "I LIKE PIE!!!" -poofs up a pie and eats it-
(where everyone else is…)
-Doorbell rings-
STEVE: "I'LL GET IT!!!!" -runs off to open door-
Everyone from Spongebob Squarepants walks into the room
PATRICK: "We didn't get the memo!" -holds up a memo that says "you DIDN'T get this memo!!!"- -to Squidward- "How was that?"
SQUIDWARD: "You moron!!! You weren't supposed to TELL them that we didn't get the memo!!!!"
CHELSIE: "GASP!!!"
EMMA: "YOU CAN'T SAY 'MORON' ON THE RADIO!!!!"
BRIT: "YOU CAN ONLY SAY IT ON TELEVISION!!!"
SPONGEBOB: "Shame on you Squidward!!!"
SANDY: "Wait a minute…isn't this a fanfic?…not television or the radio…"
BRIT: "Maybe…"
EMMA: "We've just always wanted to say that!!!"
CHELSIE: "Yea!!! It was fun!!!"
PEARL: "Oh boy! I can't wait for the party!!!!"
MR. KRABS: "Now…you said there would be money for everyone that came! WHERE'S THE MONEY????"
EMMA: "We don't know!!!"
CHELSIE: "We lied!!!"
BRIT: "We just knew that this was the only way for more people to come!!!"
MR. KRABS: -starts crying because there's no money in this for him-
(where I am…)
ME: -sees a button labeled "Hurt Vlad Button"- "OOOH!! A BUTTON!!!!!!! What's it do?" -presses button-
VLAD: -walking down hall looking for me electric shock gets him- "AHHHHH!!!!"
ME: -hears scream- "This must be the 'Hurt Vlad' button!!! YAY!!!!!! A WAY TO TORTURE VLADDY!!!!!!!!"
(Danny, Sam, Tucker, and Cosmo……)
COSMO: "Does everyone know the plan?"
DANNY: "Yes. One by one, we go up to Vlad and sing random songs."
COSMO: "EXACTLY!! IS EVERYONE READY???"
SAM: "As ready as I'll ever be…"
TUCKER: "THIS IDEA IS AWESOME!!!!!"
DANNY: -whispering to Cosmo- "Beware…Tucker's singing is horrible!"
COSMO: -whispering back- "That's ok! That will work for this plan too!"
(Everyone else……)
During the time that was spent following me, Danny, Sam, Tucker, and Cosmo…more people came.
RANDOM ANNOUNCER DUDE: "From Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends…" -ahem- "Bloo, Mac, Eduardo, Coco, Mr. Herriman, Goo, Frankie, Madame Foster, Wilt, Old Man Rivers, and this kid whose name I do not know…"
EMMA: "What kid? Ohhh! That kid!"
CHELSIE: "You mean that kid who wouldn't stop making faces at Bloo in that one eppi?"
BRIT: "Yup! That's the one!! I say we should call him Jeremy!!!"
EMMA: "Jeremy it is!!!"
RANDOM ANNOUNCER DUDE: "May I continue? I have a lot of names next!" -whispering to Brit- "And do I really have to read their names with the 'AKA'?"
BRIT: "Yes you do!!"
CHELSIE: "Because that's what we paid you to do!"
RANDOM ANNOUNCER DUDE: "Wait a minute...you aren't pay me at ALL!"
BRIT: "Yes we are! We're paying you in chocolate chip cookies!!!"
RANDOM ANNOUNCER DUDE: "Fine…You all win! Shall I continue?"
Brit, Emma, and Chelsie all nod their heads
RANDOM ANNOUNCER DUDE: "Good." -Ahem- "From Danny Phantom…Daniel Fenton AKA Danny or Clueless One or Ghost Boy or Danny Phantom, Samantha Manson AKA Sam or Goth One, Tucker Foley AKA Tuck or Geek One, Jazmine Fenton AKA Jazz or Miss-Know-It-All, Mr. And Mrs. Fenton AKA Jack and Maddie or Danny and Jazz's parents, Alicia AKA Maddie's Sister, Dash Baxter AKA Evil Bully Football Person, Paulina Sanchez AKA Shallow Witch, Kwan AKA Guy Whose Last Name We Do Not Know, Valerie Gray AKA Red Huntress Girl, Mr. Gray AKA Valerie's dad or Damon, Mr. and Mrs. Foley AKA Tucker's Parents, Mr. and Mrs. Manson AKA Sam's Parents, Sam's Grandmother AKA Cool Old Lady, Guys In White AKA Ghost Obsessed Freaks Wearing White, Gregor AKA Elliot, Mikey AKA Nerd Who Does A-List Homework, Nathan AKA Dude who's WAY Too Obsessed With Valerie, Star AKA Cheerleader Girl or Satellite, Box Ghost AKA Boxy, Ember AKA Blue Flame Hair, Skulker AKA Green Blob, Johnny 13 AKA Shadow Dude, Kitty AKA Shadow Dude's Girlfriend, Desiree AKA Candy Pants Wishy Lady, Freakshow AKA Freak, Lydia AKA Tattoo Lady, Evil Dan Phantom AKA Danny's Future Jerky Older Self or Thermos Boy, UnderGrowth AKA Plant Dude, Pariah Dark AKA Ghost Kingy Dude, Ghost Dog AKA Cujo, Lunch Lady Ghost AKA Meat Lady, Box Lunch AKA Food Container Kid, Technus AKA Master of Long-Winded Introductions, Skulk-Tech 9.9 AKA Master of Green Blobs, Clockwork AKA Time Master Ghost Who Is Very Wise, Observants AKA One-Eyed Blobs Who Just Watch Stuff, Dora AKA Dragon Ghost Lady, Prince Aragon AKA Evil Dragon Ghost Person, Vulture Ghosts AKA Bird Seed For Brains, Spectra AKA Shrink Lady, Bertrand AKA Shape Shifter Dude, Youngblood AKA Runt, Youngblood's Parrot AKA Squawkers, Frostbite AKA Ice Dude, and Walker AKA Rule Freak."
BRIT: "Good job Phil! Here's a cookie!!"
RANDOM ANNOUNCER DUDE: "My name's Chuck…"
EMMA: "Really?"
CHELSIE: "You look more like a Phil to me!"
BRIT: "Anyway…here's your cookie Chuck!!" -gives Chuck his cookie-
CHUCK: "Thanks…" -takes cookie and leaves before he's used for any other thing he doesn't wanna do-
(Danny, Sam, Tucker, & Cosmo……)
TUCKER: -walks up to Vlad- "Hey Vlad! Can you give me your opinion on something?"
VLAD: "As long as it doesn't take too long…"
TUCKER: "Thanks! I'm trying out for the talent show and needed an opinion on my singing!"
I sneak over to where Danny, Sam, and Cosmo are hiding and join them in laughing quietly.
TUCKER: -clears throat & starts to sing- "EMBER!!! YOU WILL REMEMBER!!! EMBER!!! ONE THING REMAINS!!! EMBER!!! SO WARM AND TENDER!!! YOU WILL REMEMBER MY NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!" -stops singing- "So what'd you think?"
VLAD: -takes earplugs out of ears- "Hmm? Oh…yeah…it was…umm…good…very good…"
Me, Danny, Sam, and Cosmo start laughing.
VLAD: -looks over to where we're hiding & sees me- "There you are!!!"
ME: "HEYLO, PUDDING-COVERED VLADDY!!!!!!!"
VLAD: "WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS???"
ME: "Meaning of what?"
VLAD: "DON'T PLAY DUMB!!! I KNOW YOU AND YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS COVERED MY FLOOR IN CHOCOLATE PUDDING SO THAT I'D FALL AND GET MYSELF COVERED IN PUDDING!!!!!"
ME: "Wow! That's a LOT of caps lock you used Vladdy!!!" -realization- "And me and my friends are NOT little!!!"
VLAD: -looks at me angrily- "THAT'S NOT THE POINT!!!!!"
ME: -gulp- "Uh-oh…" -starts running- "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
VLAD: -chases after me to (attempt to) get revenge-
(everyone else……)
BRIT: "Ok…everyone is here except Vladdy, Sarah, Danny, Sam, Tucker, and Cosmo!"
As if on cue, I come running in, followed by the pudding-covered Vladdy, followed by Danny, Sam, Tucker, and Cosmo.
EMMA: "And now they are!"
CHELSIE: "NOW!!!"
Everyone comes out of their hiding places.
EVERYONE (Including Me, Brit, Emma, Chelsie, Danny, Sam, Tucker, and Cosmo): "SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
VLAD: -speechless- "what the…"
ME: "It's a SURPRISE PARTY!!!!!"
-Doorbell rings.-
ME: "I'LL GET IT!!!!!!!" -opens door-
RANDOM DELIVERY DUDE: "Did somebody order 10 pounds each of cheezy tots, strawberry limeade, cury fries, pizza, chocolate, candy, regular soda, and diet soda?"
ME: "Yup!! That was us!!! Thanks Chuck!!!!" -takes stuff-
RANDOM DELIVERY DUDE: "My name's Phil…"
ME: "Really? You look more like a Chuck to me…"
PHIL: "Whatever…" -leaves-
I return with all the snacks.
BRIT: "YAY!!!!!! ALL THE STUFF IS HERE!!!!!!!!!"
EMMA: "IT'S PARTY TIME!!!!!!!!!!!"
CHELSIE: "I say that Vladdy should open presents now!!!"
ME & BRIT: "OOOH!!!! US FIRST!!! US FIRST!!!!" -gives him package from us-
VLAD: -takes present & reads the card- "Be sure to take EXTRA care of him!!! We will know if you don't and we have our ways of making you take EXTRA care of him!! Yay Vladdy! From Sarah and Brit."
ME: "We decided that we're making this from me, Brit, Emma, and Chelsie…"
BRIT: "Yup!"
EMMA: "But the name credit goes to Brit!!"
VLAD: -confused- "O…k…" -opens box and takes out a meerkat- "You got me a cat…"
ME, BRIT, EMMA, & CHELSIE: "GASP!!!!"
BRIT: "It's not JUST a cat!!!"
ME: "It's a MEERKAT!!!! And an evil one at that!!!! It bit me!!!"
DANNY: "And me!"
ME: "So you HAVE to like it!!!"
VLAD: -reads collar tag- "ButterBiscut. Property of Vlad Masters (AKA 'The Cheeseheaded Fruit Loop'). Lives in the big mansion in Wisconson."
BRIT: "So that way everyone knows that ButterBiscut belongs to you!!!"
EMMA: "We almost forgot!!!"
CHELSIE: "We got you something else too!!!" -hands Vladdy another present-
VLAD: -reads card out loud- "We know you're gonna LOVE this present. From Sarah, Brit, Emma, and Chelsie." -opens box and takes out a box of Fruit Loops with the word "Vladdy-o's" written under the name of the cereal box on both sides (also a picture of Vlad on both side under the word "Vladdy-os")- "You also bought me a box of Fruit Loops…"
ME: "Actually…we gave them another name too…"
BRIT: "VLADDY-O'S!!!!"
VLAD: "Thanks. I think…"
ME, BRIT, EMMA, & CHELSIE: "YAY!!!!!!!!! IT'S PARTY TIME!!!!!!!!!!" -start playing DDR & any/every other party game that randomly appears out of nowhere-
So there's Vladdy's party chappy for you guys!!! Sorry it took me SOOOOOOOO long to update…school stuff…other stuff…you know…I was just kinda busy…anyway…I made it up to you guys! (i'm sorry about the random A/N's thats in the middle of the chappy...i couldn't resist!!!) anyway...This is probably my longest chapter yet!! It reached 10 PAGES on Microsoft Word!!!! Anyway…next chapter will be a weird day dream that I have…
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