Y/N's POV
Have you ever gotten the sense that something was about to happen? Something you can never explain even if you had a dictionary- "Woah! I'm in a shitty fanfiction! That's new from comics." What the!? "Deadpool fandom here! I'm talking to you, the person staring at the screen." I turned and looked at the guy in a Deadpool costume standing in the doorway. "HEY! I WASN'T DONE INTERRUPTING YOUR EXPOSITION!" What the hell? "Who are you!?" I asked. "Shit!" Supernatural said. "Lord Doitsu no." Hetalia said. "Who is he!?" I asked them. "I like just introduced myself! Sheesh, people just don't listen." he said. "What is he talking about!?" I said, more confused than ever. "I'm Deadpool! Well, his awesome fandom anyway." he winked at nothing. "Well, what are you doing here?" I asked. "Oh you know, the author wanted to make someone happy and decided to write me in." Deadpool said. "Author? Write you in? What does that mean!?" I asked. "Oh come on, appreciate the dialogue being written here!" Deadpool said. "Dialogue!? I have no idea what the hell you're saying!" I exclaimed. "I also came here to get my badass katana." he said. He dug through a drawer and found the sword. "Hell yes! Putting the dead back in Deadpool!" Deadpool said. "How did it end up in there? And how did you find it!?" I asked. This guy is weirder than Trickster. "I'm not weird, I'm insane! Better yet, mentally hilarious!" he said. "Y/N just accept the fate the author's written for you." he said while putting his sword with the other one, forming an X. "What author!?" I asked. "The author that's writing whatever you say!" he said pointing, again to something I couldn't see. He looked to the same area. "See where being cool get's ya?" he asked nothing. "Will you please just go!" I said. "Where would that leave this amazing plot?" he asked. "Why do you keep treating real life like a story!?" I yelled. "Why do you keep treating this story like real life!?" he asked with a laugh in his voice. I grunted in frustration. "I should be the main character, but apparently this is a reader insert, so I am but a side character. What a bummer!" Deadpool said. "Side character? What the shit man." I said.
