Well since it's April 1st it's April Fools Day so with that I made the request of harajukudarkangel to do a 'Prank War' chapter. I thought it would fit perfectly for today, so I hope you guys enjoy it!
harajukudarkangel: Here it is! Hope you enjoy it!
Pfannkuchen: Glad you liked it! Erza definitely lost control in that one
Marty: Well Erza lost control in that one. She had absolutely no restraint. And yea, Kera beat Jellal! If she doesn't want to get killed she better take that to her grave!
Rez: I know but for me, to get the real feeling of a character I would need to play with him or watch videos about him, bla bla, and truthfully, I don't have the time for that at the moment. sorry!
Prank War
It had been a regular day, a perfectly normal afternoon when everything went wrong. It all started with one harmless little prank. But that little prank caused a ripple effect causing the end of peace.
Yes, Fairy Tail had suffered through a war… the worst of all wars…
A Prank War
May God have mercy on us all.
As mentioned earlier, it all started on a perfectly normal afternoon. Everyone was at the guild minding their own business. Lucy and Wendy were talking with Erza and Kera about what they should do next. Mentions of a mission, ahem Lucy, were brought up but everyone decided against it since a break was needed from the last adventure they were on.
"So what should we do?" Lucy asked with a questioned look on her face. She really didn't want to just sit around the guild all day. That would be boring.
Wendy rubbed her arm. "Maybe we could go and have some fun. We haven't done that in a while."
Kera nodded leaning back and putting her hands behind her head. "Yea, no kidding, I can't even remember the last time we took time off. It was always money that was needed or important jobs that had to be done. I think this is the first time where everyone is off since a long while."
"So what do you suggest?" Erza asked while she kept on eating her cake.
The brunette shrugged. "Don't know. We got most likely everything in the guild."
Lucy smiled. "How about we do a girls day and go shopping?" She asked.
Kera snorted. "Not with her. Not again." She said pointing towards Erza. The red head glared at her before hitting her in the head. "Well what do you want?" She asked.
The brunette rubbed her head. "What I want…" She started while giving the red head a glare. "Is that someone will give me a break for once." She muttered.
Erza rolled her eyes. "You're just whining, just remember that you wouldn't be this strong if it weren't for my training."
"Pft, that's what you say." Kera said with a smirk. "But yea… what should we do? It's boring around here. There's absolutely nothing going on."
Lucy chuckled as she leaned her head in her hands. "Be glad that it's quiet at the moment. I don't know about you but I enjoy the peace and quiet at the moment."
Kera leaned back again and smiled. "Yea… you're right. It is nice."
"DOWN BELOW!"
Everyone at the table was confused and wondered what that voice was. Lucy could have sworn it sounded like Happy and if it was him… Lucy looked up and indeed saw the blue cat flying but what happened next was well… hilarious but also it was going to end very badly.
A bucket hit Kera's head and it made her jump. She accidentally tripped over the bench and flew backwards hitting the floor. She let out muffled yells and screams as she tried to pull the bucket off of her head.
Lucy and Wendy were laughing as they held their hands in front of their mouths. Kera though didn't think it was so hilarious. She kept on screaming as she still tried to pull the stupid bucket off of her head. "Get this thing off of me!" She yelled frustrated. She couldn't see a thing!
Erza quickly helped her as she grabbed the bucket and tugged on it. She gritted her teeth. "Man this thing is on tight!" She said as she pulled on the bucket again.
Kera's muffled voice came from inside the bucket. "Just get it off!" She shouted.
Lucy and Wendy started helping as well and tugged on Kera's body so they could get her out of the bucket. Erza held the bucket really tight. "Alright guys, on three! One, two, THREE!" She shouted and pulled as hard as she could on the bucket. Lucy and Wendy pulled as well.
It took a little bit but at some pint they were able to pull the bucket off of Kera's head. When Erza pulled it off some powder came out of it as well. She blinked slightly before looking into the bucket. She moved her finger across the inside of the bucket and looked at her hand. Erza frowned. "Powder?" She wondered but then looked back at her sister.
She almost dropped the bucket while her eyes went wide. She chuckled slightly. Kera glared at her. "What? You think it's funny having a bucket on your head?"
Both Lucy and Wendy saw Kera as well and both had to hold in their laughter. Kera gritted her teeth as she turned to them. "What!?"
Erza motioned for Mira to come over with a mirror. Even the stern red head was having troubles to hold her laughter. "You… you… j-just look." She chuckled before grabbing the mirror from Mira. The white haired woman saw Kera and chuckled. "Oh my!"
Kera snatched the mirror from Erza while growling at both girls. She looked at her reflection wondering why everybody was laughing. But when she saw her reflection she screamed. "MY HAIR!" She shouted.
Kera grabbed her hair. "IT'S PINK!"
She could hear laughing and looked up. She saw Happy flying while he kept on laughing. "YOU!" She shouted pointing at the cat. "That means… NATSU!" She shouted now knowing exactly who was responsible for this.
Loud laughing was heard from the back of the guild and everybody saw the pink haired boy holding his stomach. He pointed at her as he kept on laughing. "Ha! You're pink now!"
Kera gritted her teeth as she was steaming with anger. "Natsu… you're going to pay for this." If there was one thing that you shouldn't mess with Kera, that was her hair. She had almost killed a guy for cutting a strand off of her head. He had ended in the hospital with several broken bones. The man was lucky to still be alive, but he had learned his lesson. Never, mess with Kera's hair.
Natsu looked at her but then grinned. "Oh come on Kera, it's just a prank."
"Just a prank!?" She shouted and was about to jump on him but Erza grabbed her before she could do anything. "Whoa calm down Kera!"
"MY HAIR'S PINK! PINK! NO ONE MESSES WITH MY HAIR! NO ONE!" She shouted while struggling in the red heads grasp. Erza was surprisingly having troubles to keep her in check. Wow, she must be furious.
"Calm down Kera!" Lucy told her. "We can get it out. You don't have to kill Natsu for it!" She told her.
Erza gritted her teeth as she kept a tight hold on her little sister. "Yea… I don't think you're getting into her head. I think we need to drag her out of here."
"Well then that's what we will have to do." Lucy said. Erza raised an eyebrow at her. "And you're expecting me to do all the work."
The blonde smiled. "Well you're the only one who can actually… you know… hold her?" Erza sighed but nodded. She tightened her grip on the brunette… well now pinky and started dragging her out of the guild.
Wendy smiled softly. "Well there goes the peace and quiet." She said following the girls.
Natsu wiped a tear away as he started to calm down. "Oh my god. Great work Happy! That was amazing!" He told his blue haired friend.
Happy smiled as he landed beside the Dragon Slayer. "Yea! Did you see her face? Hilarious!"
Gray walked over to them. He had his hands in his pocket as he glanced at the pink haired idiot. "You do know that you really pissed her off. She hates when people mess with her hair. That's one thing you shouldn't do to her."
"Pft…" Natsu waved his hand. "She'll be fine."
Gray shrugged. "Well… nice knowing you. I'll see you at your funeral."
The Fire Dragon Slayer rolled his eyes. "He's just bluffing. Kera won't do anything."
It was the next day when Kera appeared back at the guild. She had used all day yesterday to get the pink stuff out of her hair. Erza, Lucy and Wendy helped her but it had taken hours to at least get some of it off. Even now she still had a light shade of pink in her brown hair. At least it wasn't so much anymore.
But that day she had sworn revenge. She knew she couldn't beat the crap out of him since Erza would kill her. So there is only one thing she can do.
Payback
She grinned like an evil maniac as she walked through the guild, heading towards the bar where Mira was. The white haired woman saw her and smiled. "Hey Kera, did you get most of the pink stuff out of your hair?"
Kera sighed as she sat down. "Most of it, but there's still some of it in there. Ugh and I took at least seven showers yesterday." She muttered looking at her hair.
Mira nodded. "Don't worry, it'll come out in a few days. Is there anything else I can do for you?"
"Actually…" She started glancing at Natsu who was talking with Gray about some stupid stuff. "Could you make me a meal?"
The Takeover Mage nodded her head. "Just give me a few minutes and I'll have it out!" With that she headed to the back making the meal. Kera smirked and already laughed in the inside. Natsu messed with her hair, well she's going to mess with him.
A few minutes later Mira came back with a plate of food. "Hope you enjoy!" She told her before returning to her work. Kera smirked as she grabbed the plate. "Oh I'll definitely enjoy it." She said before grabbing a bottle of blue liquid and putting a few drops of it on the food. She put it back into her pocket and headed to the two boys.
They were talking about some stupid stuff as she thought. "I swear I could kick his ass!" Natsu said but Gray rolled his eyes. "No you can't you idiot."
"Hey Natsu." Kera said catching his attention. The pink haired boy turned around and saw her standing there with a smile on her face. "Hey Kera, what's up?"
"I wanted to apologize about yesterday. I overreacted a little bit. I got you some lunch so I hope you forgive me." Kera told him setting the plate in front of him.
Natsu grinned. "Oh sweet! Thanks!"
Kera nodded. "I hope you enjoy!" She said before walking off.
Gray watched her leave and immediately turned to Natsu. "Dude, I wouldn't eat that." He told him.
Natsu rolled his eyes. "You're just jealous that you didn't get any." He said sticking his tongue out at him. Gray rolled his eyes. "Don't say I didn't warn you." He said before leaving the Fire Dragon Slayer alone to eat his, hopefully poisoned food.
The pink haired boy smirked as he started to dig in. "Mh, this foods delicious!" He said before he kept on digging in.
Kera stood at the back and smirked as she watched him eat everything on the plate. She chuckled. "Oh you'll be sorry."
Natsu was sitting with Lucy and the others when he suddenly shivered. Lucy gave him a confused look but he waved his hand. It was probably nothing. But then a few minutes later he shivered again.
Lucy frowned. "Is everything alright with you Natsu?"
The Fire Dragon Slayer rubbed his arm. "I'm just… cold…"
Everyone at the table stopped what they were doing and looked over at the Fire Dragon Slayer. "What did you just say?" Erza asked him.
Lucy's eyes went wide. "You're never cold!"
Natsu shivered again and rubbed his arms. "But I'm freezing!" He shouted holding himself.
"Oh? Poor Fire Dragon is cold?" Kera asked in a coy voice. Both Erza and Lucy turned to her finally realizing that whatever was wrong with Natsu was the cause of Kera. The brunette smirked as she ate a piece of her cake. "Payback." She said.
Natsu glared at her as he started gritting his teeth. "Y-You… w-what d-did you d-do?"
Kera shrugged. "I may have put some super freezing liquid on your food. Not even a fire wizard can withstand its cold."
The pink haired Dragon Slayer stood up and pointed at her. "T-This… this is… n-not… t-the end…" He said before running out of the guild and back towards his house.
Erza raised her eyebrow at the brunette. "You actually done that? You do know he's going to get you back for that."
Gray rolled his eyes. "He won't do anything for a little prank like that. She just gave him a little cold." Kera kept quiet and looked away. Erza saw this and narrowed her eyes. "Kera…"
"I may have done something else as well… to his house…" She said sheepishly.
Lucy groaned slightly knowing that this could only end badly. Why does something like this always have to end badly? Why can't their guild have one peaceful day?
Natsu walked home while holding himself. He was still cold from that stupid food. He muttered while walking towards his house. "Stupid Kera and her stupid food." He walked up to his house and opened the door.
His eyes went wide as he saw the inside. "WHAT THE HELL!?" He shouted. His entire house was… was PINK! It was PINK!
"Natsu!" A familiar voice shouted. He turned around and saw Happy tied up on the bed also completely pink. "Happy!" Natsu shouted running towards him.
The pink cat was now crying. "She… she came in here and… and tied me up and dumped me in a bucket of pink paint!" He cried. The pink haired Dragon Slayer noticed something behind Happy. It was a note.
He picked it up and read it through. 'This is payback for my hair!'
Natsu gritted his teeth. "She's going to pay for this. Don't you worry Happy! We're going to… to… achoo!" He sneezed and fire went everywhere. Happy ducked the fire as it almost singed his fur.
The Dragon Slayer rubbed his nose. "Ugh… maybe… maybe tomorrow. Yea… we'll get her tomorrow." He then hit the bed shivering. He hated being cold. The cold was stupid. He couldn't believe that he was actually cold!
Stupid freezing liquid or whatever it was…
"You seem very sure of yourself." Lucy said as she and Kera were walking through Magnolia. They were headed back to their apartment after another day at the guild. Kera rolled her eyes as she kicked a stone away. "It's just payback for what he done to my hair. We're even now so you don't have to worry about anything. And anyway, that was yesterday and he still hasn't done anything." She said, heading up the stairs and opening the door.
Lucy sighed but nodded. "Alright, if you think so." She had a bad feeling in her stomach that this was not the end.
Both Kera and Lucy entered their apartment ready to relax, but both accidentally slipped on something before hitting the ground with a loud screech.
Kera groaned as she rubbed her head while sitting up. "What the…"
Looking at the floor both girls' eyes went wide. It was completely iced over. "What the hell!?" Kera shouted.
Lucy frowned. "I think Natsu pulled Gray into this." She said looking at the iced floor.
The brunette growled. "Oh that's it! He's going to pay! Both are going to pay for this!" She stated with a heated glare.
Lucy was a little frightened. "Uh Kera… maybe you should calm down."
"They froze our floor! That's not cool!" She told Lucy while motioning to the floor. Lucy nodded. "I know… it's… it's not right."
Kera turned towards the blonde. "Then let's get back at them! They ruined our apartment so we should get revenge!"
"I'm not sure about this…" She said looking around. Kera saw something on the desk and crawled over to it. Slowly she rose up back to her feet and grabbed a few pieces of papers. "They read through your novel." She stated plainly.
"They did WHAT!?" Lucy shouted jumping up. "They're going to pay!"
"How the hell did you pull me into this mess again?" Gray asked as he sat next to Natsu. The pink haired Dragon Slayer smirked as he leaned against the park bench. "Oh come on Gray, I said I owe you a meal."
Gray smirked. "Yea, but that was really a good prank. They probably never saw that coming."
Natsu laughed. "Yea!"
"GRAY!"
The Ice Wizard turned around but before anything else could happen he was tackled to the ground. He yelped in surprise. "Oh my beloved Gray!" Blinking in confusion he looked up to see his attacker.
It was Juvia.
"Juvia!? What the… what are you doing!?" he shouted while he tried to get away from the crazy woman.
Juvia though had other ideas. She hugged him as best as he could. "Juvia got your letter! Juvia's so happy that you finally see that we are a perfect couple! We will have so many kids and we'll live together in a house switching times while playing with the kids. It will be wonderful!" She shouted as she kept on hugging the Ice Mage.
Natsu laughed as he pointed at his fellow friend. He was so done for with Juvia on him. "Have fun Gray!"
"But I never gave you a letter!" He shouted trying to fend the Water Mage off of him.
"NATSU!"
Out of nowhere the pink haired Dragon Slayer was picked up and he was looking into the eyes of a very pissed of Laxus. "H-Hey L-Laxus!"
"Call me a lightning pig in that freaking letter. Can't even tell it to my face?" He snarled pulling him closer. Natsu could already see the lightning around him going haywire. He started to panic. "I… I didn't… I never wrote you a letter! I…"
"Oh shut it pimp squeak, you're going to pay for those words." Surprising the pink haired boy, Laxus slammed him to the ground with a hard lightning fist.
The two boys were being pounded for two very different reasons. Gray was trying to get away from Juvia who was trying to get on with him while Natsu was curled up in a ball taking a beating from Laxus who was furious about a letter.
In the back by some bushes both Kera and Lucy were watching how the two boys were suffering. They high fived each other knowing that they got them real good. Gray was going to be stuck with Juvia for at least a few weeks and Natsu was going to have bruises for the next few weeks.
The boys had received their punishment.
"Ha we got them good!" Kera laughed as she and Lucy were relaxing in some hot springs of a sauna. After their success of letting the boys get a beating they decided that they could go to the sauna and relax.
Lucy chuckled. "Yea you were right. The look on their faces were funny." She let her body go deeper into the warm water. "Ah, this feels so good."
Kera nodded. "Mhm, a nice relaxation after a hard day of work. It feels real good." She too let herself go deeper into the water.
Both girls enjoyed the nice relaxation in the water. It felt real good for them both. Kera closed her eyes and enjoyed the hot water.
"So what should we do afterwards?" Lucy asked with a smile on her face.
Kera smirked. "Well I think the boys finally learned their lesson so I think we can go on a job or something. Or have that girls day you were talking about."
Lucy smirked. "I thought you weren't going to go if Erza went?"
She rolled her eyes. "Of course I'm going to go. It's just sometimes she can go overboard. Like with everything else." She sighed and leaned her head back.
"You know she means well." Lucy told her.
"I know." Kera replied quickly. "I know she means well. It's the same with the worrying. She just wants to protect me and wants to make sure I'm alright. It's normal."
"By the way, where is she anyway?" Lucy asked moving around so she could sit in a more comfortable position.
The other girl shrugged. "Probably doing something with Wendy since we were at war with the boys."
Lucy raised an eyebrow. "You mean you're at war with Natsu."
"Nah, we pulled you and Gray into it as well." Kera grinned at her. She knew that Lucy wasn't mad at her because she knew she had fun messing with the boys with those letters and watching Natsu getting beat by Laxus.
Lucy looked at the clock on the wall and noticed it was late. She moved around and started to get out. "Come on, it's getting late. We should head back."
Kera nodded and got out herself. The two headed back to the changing rooms and Kera went to her locker. Opening it up she noticed something horrifying.
Her clothes were gone.
"Uh Lucy…" Kera spoke up.
"Yea?"
"Did I put my clothes with yours?"
"I was about to ask you the same thing"
Both Lucy and Kera looked at each other horrified. Immediately they searched the entire changing room in hopes that they were somewhere. Unfortunately luck wasn't on their side and the clothes were gone.
"Our clothes are gone!" Lucy shouted panicked. "What are we going to do!?"
"J-Just calm down!" Kera told her. "T-There has to be… there has to be towels here somewhere. There has to!" She said while looking for towels that could help them.
Suddenly both girls heard a loud bang. Turning around they saw that the wall beside them was blown open. Both girls jumped back wondering who was attacking them. But then a voice the two of them knew very well was heard.
"And here you go guys!"
Both Kera and Lucy screamed as they saw both Gray and Natsu standing there with more men, most of them from the guild. The two tried covering themselves up. "NATSU! GRAY!" Both girls shouted at the same time.
"Nice evening girls!" Natsu said waving his hands.
Kera screamed as she summoned an earth wall. "NATSU YOU PERVERT!" She shouted. "GIVE US OUR CLOTHES BACK!"
"Forget it! That's what you get for sending Laxus and Juvia on us!" The Fire Dragon Slayer shouted.
"NATSU! GRAY!" Lucy shouted. The two girls were hiding behind the rock wall. This was so embarrassing! Those boys were going to pay dearly for this!
Kera gritted her teeth. "When I get my hands on you, you're dead! You hear me! DEAD!" She shouted.
"Oh come on! We just want a peak!"
"NO!"
"You two are lucky I was around to give you clothes." Erza said glaring at both Lucy and Kera. The two girls had been saved by the red head last night since she was in the area for some reason. She had given them some clothes from her storage so they could head home. And now they were back at their apartment, luckily the ice melted away.
Erza shook her head. "How irresponsible are you two?"
"Natsu started it!" Kera shot back. "He turned my hair pink!"
The red head groaned slightly. "But tell me how did I find you two naked!?"
Lucy blushed slightly. "Well… we were in the hot springs to relax. We come out and went into the changing room to find our clothes missing. A few minutes later the wall explodes and both Gray and Natsu are standing there with the rest of the guys of the guild."
Erza stopped and glanced at both girls. "Wait… are you saying that the entire boys of the guild saw the two of you naked?"
"God I hope not…" Kera muttered while rubbing her face.
"So you're saying… that they saw my little sister naked?" Erza asked again and yet again Kera groaned. "I just said I hope not!"
Erza clenched her fists while gritting her teeth. "Those boys are going to pay."
Kera glanced at Lucy and both girls smiled knowing now they had pulled the fierce red head to their side. Those boys were dead now.
"Since we're ahead now, I say we should stop now." Gray told Natsu hoping he would understand but it seemed he wasn't even listening to him. He was off to the side writing something on a piece of paper.
He kept on snickering. "Oh! Maybe we should take pictures of them and put them in Sorcerer Weekly! Or we could send them on a fake mission or…"
Gray took the piece of paper away from him. "Hey, slow down for gods sakes! We don't want to overblow this. We could get in major trouble. The last prank was already close to over the line."
Natsu snorted. "Yea right, like anything bad could happen. They don't have the brilliant minds like we have." He said with a grin.
Gray sighed shaking his head. Both boys saw Erza walking over to them with a package in her hands. "The two of you got mail." She said handing it over to them.
The Ice Mage raised an eyebrow. "From whom?"
She shrugged. "Don't know, some guy came to me asking if I knew the two of you. Told me to give this to you." She said handing it over to Natsu.
The pink haired Dragon Slayer looked at the box as if it were prey. He was eager to open it up. Erza turned around and left. "Have fun with whatever is in it."
"Hold it!" Gray shouted at the red head and she stopped.
The Dragon Slayer was about to open it but Gray stopped him. "What's the hell Gray? Let me open it!" Natsu shouted trying to open the box.
"How stupid are you? This could be a trap from Kera and Lucy!" Gray told him taking the box from him.
"But Erza brought it." Natsu pointed out. "She's neutral."
Gray rolled his eyes. "Kera could have given the box to Erza or something."
"Then how should we know if it's safe or not?" Natsu asked.
Gray glanced at Erza and smirked. He handed it over to her and smirked. "Open it."
"What?" Erza asked raising an eyebrow. "You don't trust me?"
The Ice Mage shook his head. "We trust you, we don't trust Kera and Lucy so open up!" He stated while pointing to the box.
Rolling her eyes Erza set the box on the table and opened it up. Both Gray and Natsu jumped back covering their faces with their arms. Erza grabbed something out of the box and looked at it. "It's… well… it's… a stuffed animal…"
Natsu looked at it and his eyes went wide. "Oh sweet! It must be the reward from my last job!" He ran over to Erza and grabbed the stuffed animal. Erza glanced at Gray and raised an eyebrow. He sighed. "Fine, I'm just a little cautious."
"You should stop this prank war you're doing. It's slowly getting out of hand." She said heading back out the door.
Gray sighed rubbing his head. "Guess it was a false alarm."
Natsu smiled as he glanced at the stuffed animal. "Sweet! It looks like a badger!"
Gray frowned. "A badger isn't completely black and they don't have a poofy tail. Actually they don't have a tail that big!" Both of the boys started to inspect the stuffed animal when suddenly the animal they were holding started breathing.
"Uh… Gray… stuffed animals don't breathe do they?"
"No they're stuffed, hence the name." Gray said going over the coat. He removed his hand and saw a black substance on it. Frowning he looked at it closer. "This… this is paint…" he muttered before looking at the animal.
He saw the animal blink and the white stripe which wasn't there before and a conclusion came to his mind. "Shit! Natsu drop it! It's a…"
It was already too late. The animal bit into Natsu's hand so the pink haired boy could let him go. The animal jumped back on the table and turned around, raising its tail.
Both Natsu and Gray's eyes went wide. "SKUNK!"
Lucy, Kera and Erza were sitting at the guild talking and laughing. Suddenly all of them heard the guild door open and both Gray and Natsu walked in. They saw the girls and growled.
Kera almost gagged when they came over. "Oh my god you guys stink!" She said holding her nose. Both Lucy and Erza did the same.
Natsu pointed at her. "You… you are responsible for this."
Kera smirked at them. "Oh so you enjoyed the little gift?"
"Who the hell puts a skunk in a box!? And why didn't it spray her!?" Gray shouted while pointing at Erza.
The red head smiled. "We put it under a sleeping spell. It wore off when I left."
"You…" Natsu growled. Gray slammed his fist on the table. "This isn't over. Just you girls wait." He threatened.
Lucy waved her hand in front of her nose. "Oh god please leave. You guys stink immensely!"
"We do not!" Natsu shouted.
"Natsu! Gray!" Mira shouted walking over to them, holding her nose. "Why do you stink so bad!?"
Kera chuckled pinching her nose closed. "They got sprayed by a skunk."
Mira's eyes went wide. "What? Oh no, that won't do. The two of you are coming with me right now! There's only one way to get that stench off of you!"
Both Gray and Natsu yelled as they were dragged by Mira. "No! We'll take a bath! Please no!"
"A bath won't work!"
"Agh! It's not our fault!"
"Then how did you get hit?"
"It was in a box!"
"Stop lying!"
"We're telling the truth!"
The girls giggled as they watched Mira drag them off. They were going to have a great time with her.
Erza smirked slightly. "You were right, this is fun."
After the boys had finally gotten the stench off of them they got together and started to think. Gray was now in this all the way. That skunk prank went just too far. The Ice Mage frowned. "I think we should hit them hard this time. But we need help."
Natsu snorted. "Who's going to help us? They're probably all on their side."
He smirked. "I don't think all of them. There's someone who would be gladly on our side or more on my side."
Natsu raised an eyebrow at him obviously confused as to what he was trying to say.
Gray smirked, an evil expression on his face.
Kera was in a bakery talking to an old man. She smiled. "Hey it's me again." She called entering the shop. The small old man saw her and smiled. "Ah Kera! It's so nice to see you again! So what can I do for you?"
"I need one strawberry cheesecake." She said grinning.
The man chuckled. "Ah, are you buying one for Miss Scarlet?"
"Yup! She helped me and a friend early on so I thought as a present I'd get her a cake." Kera explained to him. The man simply shook his head while gaining a smile on his face. "Well lucky for you I have one left. Let me just get it for you."
"Wow thanks!"
Kera looked around the shop for a moment and saw the delicious cakes he had out. There was one chocolate cake that caught her eye. It looked really chocolaty and delicious.
A few moments later the man came back with the cake in his hands. "Here you go. One strawberry cheesecake."
Kera grinned and took it. "Thank you so much! How much do I owe you?"
He waved his hand. "It's on the house. You and Miss Scarlet buy so many cakes here that you practically are half my business!"
Kera chuckled. "Yea, that's probably right. Well thank you so much for the cake. If things go alright then we'll see each other very soon."
"I can't wait for the next visit." He said. Kera nodded her head and left the store. Kera breathed in the fresh air and looked up at the sky. "It's a really nice day for once."
She started walking down the street with the cake in her hands when it started to rain. "What the…" She muttered. She was getting drenched in seconds!
Looking up she noticed a raincloud above her. Kera's eye twitched realizing what this meant. "Those little…" A little lightning bolt hit her and she yelped accidentally dropping the cake. Seeing this Kera growled. "They're going to… owch!"
Kera walked back to the guild with the raincloud above her head all the way. She ignored the strange glances the people were giving her because she knew who was responsible for this and these people didn't need to know the full details.
She saw the guild and quickly entered with the raincloud. Looking around she saw both Lucy and Erza with the same raincloud over their heads. Lucy saw her and noticed the raincloud above her head. "You too?"
"Where are those idiots?" She asked growling, her hair damped and sticking to her face.
Erza rolled her eyes. "If we knew we wouldn't be still sitting here with these damn rainclouds!" She shouted at her.
Suddenly Mira was at her side holding a cup under her collecting the water. A tick mark appeared on her head. "MIRA!"
"Sorry! Fresh water!"
Lucy sighed rubbing her wet face. "How could they do this anyway? Neither Natsu or Gray could have done something like this."
"No but I know who is responsible for this." The brunette growled while looking through the guild. She noticed the familiar blue hair and smirked. "Got you."
Both Erza and Lucy were a little confused but then saw Kera dragging a fighting Juvia with her. It clicked in both of their heads.
Kera pushed Juvia down on the bench in front of her and glared at her. "Alright Juvia, we know you're working for them. I don't care what they promised you but remove these stupid rainclo… ow! For freaking sakes!" She shouted as she was again hit by another mini lightning bolt.
Juvia chuckled slightly but shrunk back when all three girls glared at her. Erza moved in front of her and got down to her eye level. "Remove them. Now."
Juvia shook her hands. "I am so sorry! My beloved Gray just promised me some time with him if I would do this. I just had to do this!"
Kera growled slightly. "Well if you don't want two pissed of S-Class Wizards at your heels remove these clouds now." She sneered.
The blue haired Water Mage nodded quickly before waving her hands. Immediately the dark rainclouds vanished stopping the rain as well.
Lucy sighed in relief. "Thank god! I thought it would never stop!" She said grabbing her wet blonde hair.
Kera took a deep breath to calm herself down. "Thank you Juvia. Now if you'll excuse me I will go and take my revenge."
Erza grabbed her by the shoulder stopping her. The brunette turned around with a frown but then saw her get serious. "We're in this together, remember?"
"I am so sorry my beloved! I tried! I really tried! They just came out of nowhere and." Juvia started to explain but Gray stopped her. "Just calm down Juvia. You did great. Sorry we pulled you into this little mess." The group had huddled together at the back of the guild. Everyone was talking and having fun while the three of them were planning their next move.
Juvia shook her head. "No! I will gladly help! So how will we get our revenge on those skanks?"
Natsu snorted. "You do know Erza beat you at the S-Class Trials."
"I'm not talking about her! I'm talking about that blonde bimbo." She sneered while clenching her fists.
Natsu grinned. "We will need that enthusiasm you have with our next plan."
"Here you three go! Drinks on the house." Mira said setting down three beverages for the wizards.
Gray smiled at her. "Thanks Mira, you didn't need to do that." He said while taking one of the beverages. Natsu and Juvia took the others and they all clanked together. Natsu grinned. "No matter what, we will win this."
"We will!" Both Juvia and Gray said together and they drank the beverages down.
They kept on talking for at least another five minutes until they started feeling weird. Gray waved his hand. "Is it me or is it hot here?" He asked.
Juvia nodded. "It's really hot… I'm almost melting."
Natsu shivered slightly. "Hot? I'm cold… oh no… NOT AGAIN!" he shouted. The others realized what he was saying and knew what was going to happen. Their drinks were spiced! "MIRA!"
They turned around and saw the white haired mage with Kera, Lucy and Erza, all four of them waving at them.
Gray growled wiping some sweat from his forehead. "This… they are going to pay for this!"
Juvia hit the ground feeling completely hot. "I think I'm going to melt…" And soon her body started to turn into water and go everywhere.
The girls sat at the bar laughing. Erza turned to Mira with a smile. "What did you put in there?"
Mira smiled. "Oh for Natsu I put that freezing liquid in it that I borrowed from Kera and for the other two I put in the essence of the hottest spice in the entire world."
Lucy's eyes went wide. "Wow that's… wow I wouldn't even dare to drink that."
"Well neither did they, but they still got it." Kera said snickering at them.
The dangerous prank war went on for another two weeks. The people got at each other one after another. And the worst part was that more and more people were slowly dragged into the mess.
But one person finally had enough of this entire situation. He hated that his guild was turned into a play ground for pranks and the wizards were more concentrated on pranking each other than going on jobs and missions.
Makarov sneered as he glared at his children. "I can't believe it. I tolerated this situation when only a few of you were involved, but the entire guild is split into two!"
On one side Kera was standing there with Lucy, Erza, Mira, Wendy, Cana, Levy, Laxus, and Freed while on the other side Natsu stood with Gray, Juvia, Elfman, Evergreen, Bickslow, and Gajeel. The two parties were glaring at each other with heated glares.
Makarov closed his eyes rubbing his forehead. "I don't care why you're even doing this but I'm ending this right now! Now Natsu, Kera!" He called.
The two glared at each other as they stepped forward from their group. Both Natsu and Kera gave each other heated glares that could kill anyone on sight. Makarov crossed his arms and lowered his head. "The two of you are the reason why this entire situation started."
"He started it!" Kera shouted pointing at Natsu. "If it weren't for him dumping a bucket of paint on my head we wouldn't be standing here!"
"Oh yea!? Well you didn't have to act back and give me a cold and turn my house inside pink!" Natsu shot back.
"SILENCE!" Makarov shouted and the two shrunk back slightly. You definitely didn't want to anger Makarov.
The old man sighed. "This has gone far enough. Now shake hands and make up."
"NO WAY!" Both shouted at the same time.
"I SAID SHAKE HANDS AND MAKE UP!" Makarov shouted growing a few sizes bigger.
Kera and Natsu flinched back but sighed. The two looked at each other not really wanting to make up. Neither of them made the first move and Makarov grew irritated. So he pushed them together. "Make up now." He said.
Both grumbled and crossed their arms. Kera glanced at Natsu and sighed. "I'm… sorry for… giving you a cold and turning your house and Happy pink."
Natsu sighed as well. "I'm sorry… for turning your hair pink in the first place and freezing your apartment."
"I'm sorry for writing fake letters to Juvia and Laxus so they could beat you up."
"I'm sorry for stealing your and Lucy's clothes and letting the guys see you naked."
"I'm sorry for giving you a box with a skunk so you could get sprayed by it."
"I'm sorry for letting Juvia put rainclouds above your heads and zap you with lightning bolts."
"I'm sorry for spicing your drinks so you could get incredibly cold and hot so you would suffer."
"I'm sorry for everything else I did."
"Me too."
Natsu looked up at Kera and held out his hand. "Truce?"
Kera hesitated slightly but sighed and took his hand. "Truce."
Makarov nodded. "Now was that so hard?"
"No." Both of them said at the same time hanging their heads.
The Master nodded. "Good, we don't need this guild being divided. I hope you all learned your lesson. Now get moving! I can't have you all just standing here! Move!" Both groups murmured before going their own ways.
Erza sighed as she walked over to Kera. "So it looks like there's a truce and this war is over."
Lucy smiled. "Thank god! It was sometimes really embarrassing what they done to us."
Kera nodded while glancing at Natsu. "Well, I hope we can move past this."
He nodded. "Yea… sorry again. I know your hair is holy."
The brunette rolled her eyes at his comment. "They're not holy, I just don't like people messing with it."
He held his hands up. "And I respect that. I know it was my fault."
Lucy shook her head. "Wow, weeks of trying to get each other and now you all just forgive and forget? Why couldn't you do that at the beginning!?"
Both shrugged. "Don't know."
Erza groaned slightly while Lucy still shook her head. "I can't believe it! I think I'm going home. Bye!" She said waving her hand.
She stepped out of the guild doors. It was a minute later when a loud shriek was heard. "NATSU!"
Both Kera and Erza glanced at Natsu and he grinned. "Oops, I forgot about that one. It was actually supposed to be for Kera." He pointed out.
The brunette snorted but when she saw Lucy coming back into the guild she started laughing. Both Erza and Natsu joined in as well as they saw Lucy.
The blonde… well… they should probably say ginger now. Her hair was completely orange and she had a furious expression on her face. "Natsu! You're dead!" She shouted.
"Oh boy…" Kera said rubbing her forehead. When she thought the prank war had ended a new one might have just started, but on the other side Lucy wasn't the one who would get revenge… or was she? They don't know the crazy side of the blonde.
Well I hope you enjoyed it and I hope the pranks were good enough. Tell me what you thought about and which prank your favorite was! And as usual requests are welcomed!
Until next time!
