Written for an Iron Chef titled "Uniforms". Pricipal Li decides to crush the spirits of her students by forcing them to wear costumes . . . that look just like Daria's regular outfit.


"Tragedy struck today when a terrorist bombing hit Lawndale High School. Officials say that Principal Angela Li received a video tape earlier in the day by a group calling themselves the 'Fashion Cell'. On the tape, they demanded that the recently instituted uniform policy at the school be retracted, using the threat of a bomb as an incentive. Li reportedly ignored this threat and continued the school day as normal while having the janitors quietly search the grounds for any explosive devices, which they were unable to find before an explosion destroyed a large section of the school cafeteria. That area of the school was empty at the time and there were no injuries or fatalities, but the school board is having to set up a catering service for school lunches until the damage is repaired. At this time the identities of the Fashion Cell's members are unknown and are believed to still be at large. An investigation is currently ongoing into Principal Li's misconduct concerning the handling of the situation, and classes at Lawndale High have been canceled until a thorough search and investigation of the grounds can be completed. Now for the weather . . . "