Roses. "If these flowers are for Kairi, you might want to go to Radiant Gardens or Agrabah. Don't go to Halloween Town because they gave either dead flowers or weeds. Wonderland's flowers are obviously rude…"
Oblivion. That's what he was supposed to fall into, but with Sora being Sora, he wouldn't let that happen.
Xemnas. "Hey, Roxas." "What?" "Mansex" "…This is why we don't speak to each other."
Asleep. If Sora doesn't wake up soon, Roxas thought, he's going to be late for school again. So Roxas did the only sensible thing to do. "OMIGAWD! IS THAT KAIRI FONDLING SOME RANDOM GUY'S ASS?!?!?" Sora is way too easy.
Song. "C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G song, C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O—" "Sora, if you don't shut up, I will take these Keyblades and shove it up your ass."
"You only want Kairi and me to get together because you want to be with Naminè, huh, Roxas?"
Author's note···Aww, Roxas plays matchmaker to his advantage. Lawlz. Roses… it should explain itself but it's Valentine's day and Sora doesn't know what to do, like always. Oblivion… don't know where it came from. It was originally supposed to be "And he remembered six ways to Sunday." But it really doesn't make sense does it? Xemnas was inspired by yet another conversation with a friend. Me being Sora and said friend being Roxas. Asleep was inspired a brilliant and mastermind fic that was Riku centered. Song was something a friend did to me for revenge.