Author Commentary: Back again. Please Review me, it's the only thing that keeps me going. I don't care if you flood my inbox with fangirl/boy (hey, I'm bi, so I don't judge) squeals, in fact it'll be a wonderful Christmas present.

Pair: x Hong Kong

Rating: T

Warnings: Yaoi, Mpreg, human names

Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia. But it would be fun to.

"Get back here!" Hong Kong cried, chasing a buck-naked Hyun-ae down the hallway.

The little girl paid her mother no heed and ran into the living room, giggling. Yong-soo looked up and smiled.

"Having difficulties, wife?" he asked.

"Fuck you." Hong Kong growled, finally grabbing hold of the squirming three year old.

"Isn't it the other way around?" Yong-soo said, smirking.

Hong Kong glared, "Stop being a jerk and help me bathe the little nudist."

Yong-soo laughed and stood up, taking the wriggling girl from Hong Kong's arms, "Little princess, why are you causing your mother distress?" he asked.

Hyun-ae wiggled a bit then wrapped her arms around her father's neck, "Sowwy." she said.

Yong-soo laughed and took her back to the bathroom, Hong Kong following. Yong-soo put her back into the tub with her brothers. Woon-suk and Hyong-soo wrapped their arms around their sister in a 'welcome back' gesture and then went back to playing. Both Yong-soo and Hong Kong smiled at the cute scene. Yong-soo turned to Hong Kong.

"Why don't I finish washing them?" he suggested. Hong Kong looed a little upset.

"Sure, why not?" he said, the turned and left the bathroom. Yong-soo raised an eyebrow, but didn't follow. He turned back to his children and began to wash them.

Yong-soo found Hong Kong meditating in the garden afterwards. He looked calm, but the Korean could tell he was mad. He walked up behind the shorter man and placed a gentle hand on his shoulder.

"You okay?" he asked.

Hong Kong turned to him, his eyes blank, "The children respond better to you than they do to me." he said bluntly.

Yong-soo furrowed his eyebrows, "That's not true, you're their mother, they love you."

Hong Kong looked back out toward the garden, "Then how come they always listen to you the first time and it takes three times for them to listen to me?"

Yong-soo grabbed Hong Kong's shoulder and pulled him back, making him fall back onto the grass, and pulled himself on top of the surprised male.

"They don't do that." Yong-soo said, looking down into his lover's eyes, "They don't favour one of us over the other. They love both of us. It's all just in your head."

Hong Kong looked up at Yong-soo, "Are you calling be crazy?" he asked.

Yong-soo chuckled, "I wonder sometimes." he said, smiling.

Hong Kong rolled his eyes, pushing on the Korean's chest to get him off, "Idiot."

Yong-soo grabbed his wrists and pinned them down on the grass, "You call me that now, but tonight it's just going to be my name over and over." he said huskily, smirking.

Hong Kong blushed and struggled in Yong-soo's grip, "Pervert!" he called.

Yong-soo laughed and leaned down to kiss the thrashing male. Hong Kong tensed for a moment, then relaxed into the kiss, pressing back. Yong-soo smirked and poked his tongue through his lips, asking for entrance. Hong Kong sighed and parted his lips, pressing his tongue back against his husband's. They stayed this way for a while, having mastered the art of breathing though their noses while kissing. Yong-soo was about to deepen the kiss when he was knocked over from the side. He looked up to see his three children huddled over Hong Kong, fussing over him.

"Mama!" Woon-suk cried, "Are you hurt?"

"Did Appa hurt you?" Hyong-soo asked.

"Why were you and Appa fighting?" Hyun-ae cried.

Hong Kong looked surprised and looked up at Yong-soo, who was smiling with a look that said 'I told you so'. Hong Kong rolled his eyes and sat up, gathering his three children into his arms.

"Appa wasn't hurting me, he was doing something nice." Hong Kong explained.

"Nice?" Hyong-soo asked, tilting his head.

Hong Kong nodded, "Sometimes husbands will do things that make their wives happy. These things feel really good, and sometime lead to little brothers and sisters."

"I thought the stork brought little brother's and sisters." Woon-suk said.

Hong Kong faltered for a moment, "W-well, if the husband makes his wife happy enough, the stork will bring them a baby as a reward." he covered smoothly.

Hyun-ae looked over at her father, "Can we have a little brother or sister?"

Yong-soo smirked, "Ask your mo-"

"The answer is no." Hong Kong deadpanned. A chorus of 'aw's' and 'why not's' followed. Hong Kong sighed, "Maybe in a few years."

"Why not now?" Hyun-ae pouted.

Hong Kong smiled, "Because I still have three beautiful angels that still need my attention, and if I have another baby, I can't pay them as much attention."

The three children gasped, "Don't ever have other baby's Mama!" they cried, "You have to love us the most!"

Hong Kong wrapped his arms around them, "Of course." he said.

Yong-soo smiled, pulling all four of them into his lap, snuggling them. The slightly dysfunctional family stayed that way well into the evening, enjoying the peaceful air that surrounded them.

Author Commentary: This turned out good, surprisingly. I really like how it came out.