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~!!~Leah, Paul~!!~

Paul: I thought you were with Laurent?

Leah: I thought you were with Jessica?

Paul: I asked first!

Leah: I can beat you in a fight!

Paul: Good point...well Jessica was kinda killed...

Leah: Like OMG how?!

Paul: Laurent.

Leah: Oh... What'd you do?

Paul: Killed him of course!

Leah: So you killed my Lenttie!!??

Paul: Maaaaybe...*Starts to move away from Leah*

Leah: *Attacks Paul* *With kisses!*

Paul: So your happy I killed him?

Leah: Heck yeah! He was so annoying! Always talking about James and Victoria.

Paul: Well their all together now!

Leah: Hehe.

~!!~Tanya and Sam at Carlisle's house~!!~

Tanya: Are you sure no one's going to attack me here?

Sam: Positive!

*Tanya and Sam walk in to Carlisle's house*

Jane: Fresh meat! *Attacks Tanya*

Bella and Heidi: Man stealer! *Attacks Tanya*

Sam: Oops...I was wrong...

Emily: Woe is me!

Sam: True love!

Emily: Sammy!

Sam: Let's go have children, true love Emily!

Emily: Okay true love Sammy!

*They hold hands and skip off in to the sunset*

Emmett: I'm baaack!!

Bella: Emmett!!

Emmett: Rose!

Rose: Yes?

Emmett: I lov--wait. Bella!

Bella: *Hiding behind Edward* Yes?

Emmett: I told you to put everyone in story book form!

Bella: Billison didn't want it that way!

Edward: Who's Billison?

Bella: Someone...

Emmett: A button.

Bella: *Hits Emmett* You weren't suppose to tell him!

Emmett: Sorrrrry!

Rose: A button?

Bella: Yep. A button that puts everyone in storybook form.

Alice: That's how you were in storybook form before!

Bella: *Nods excitedly*

Nessie: Cool!

Jacob: Blah.

Nessie: Aw, your no fun!

Jacob: Neither is Aro!

Aro: Hey, I'm plenty fun! Right everyone?

Everyone: *Silence*

Aro: Fine! Be that way!

a.n.: I believe this story might be nearing it's end...I'm slowly running out of ideas and inspiration... Review Please!