We are her on the news with... Whats thats emo? ... You have a breaking story... Ok going to emo. Breaking into you with A live story, a fellow crew member has been brutually murdered. At around 3 oclock, police got a call from alex saying that someone had broken into her house. When police arrived at the scene, they found alfx's head on the first step of her stairs. In her master bedroom they found guts and the rest of the body scattered around the room. Hold on a second. (presedes to vomit out guts). Back to you. Thats terrible. Now for the weather...
well that was interesting. Oh channel one is off of commercial. Lets begin...
"He has done everything for me." Eve thinks. "why not return him the favor?" Eve turns the pikachu on its back. Eve puts his length in her mouth. The pikachu moaned a little, then opened its eyes. When it saw what the eevee was doing, it freaked. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" "Isn't this what you wanted" cried Eve. "no I want to protect you." "But its what I want." Eve and pikachu turned to see an umbreon. "who the hell are you?" "YOUR DEATH!" The umbreon shot a shadow ball at the pikachu. "Stop it Dark," Eve cried. Dark walked over to the eevee, and pushed her down. Then he grabbed her hips and rammed his length into her. She cried in pain as she felt dark go deeper and deeper into her. He then put his length as far as he could into her. She begged for mercy as he prepared to do it again. Then a shot fired out and Dark dropped dead...
that was quite a hand full. This poor eevee deserues none. Ash thanks for being late. Please don't masterbate too hard to this. Have a god night everyone.