So one day Toothless and Baymax wanted to make waffles for Hiccup and Hiro.

They stare intently at an unplugged waffle maker.

"This goes beyond my area of expertise." Baymax blinked. "Toothless?"

The dragon came forward and whomped his chin repeatedly on the metal casing.

"Ineffective." The robot observed. "Allow me."

Baymax whomped HIS head repeatedly into the waffle iron.

"Also ineffective."

The waffle iron was partially damaged from Toothless whomping it earlier.

Baymax says, "It appears I broke the waffle iron... but only partially!"

Toothless tries to lick it, gets shocked but it's okay because he's a dragon.

"Perhaps I should plug in it first."

"Perhaps." Said Toothless.

"You can talk?"

"Why not?"

Once it was plugged in, Toothless placed his tongue on the hot iron.

"RARRRRRRRRRRR!" He shot out flames.

"Allow me to treat your tongue," Baymax did but waffled his elbow.

"Let me lick your elbow wound." Toothless said and burned his tongue again.

"Let me put burn spray on your tongue again."

Baymax waffled his elbow again, and then waffled his hand while looking at his elbow.

"What dumb luck!" Toothless said as he waffled his tail.

"Your tail!" Baymax's robotic voice rang.

"It's okay... it's only my fake tail."

Baymax blinks with wide eyes.

Toothless smells smoke.

They look down and both scream wails of roboticness and dragonness.

The smoke alarms go off, the emergency sprinklers and Fred, Wasabi, GoGo and HoneyLemon show up as firemen without pants on because it's MY story damnit!

So eventually everything cools down and Toothless and Baymax... well, not Baymax because of fire but the team is making a new body for him because the chip survived and shit.

Hiro and Hiccup, entangled in each other's arms, look up and Hiro sniffs.

Toothless is covered in third degree burns but they aren't serious or visible because dragon skin.

"Is something burning?" Hiro asks.

"Just the forbidden fruit of our love," Hiccup traces along Hiro's small pecs.

"Underage sex?" Toothless asks.

"Pretty much."

Hiro mouths, "Help me."

The dragon riders show up, Hiccup's no longer chief and Hiro is now riding Toothless. But Hiccup is the new Fire CHIEF so it's all good.

Fin.

"No fin! My FINS are burnt off!" Toothless complains.

Baymax, as a fire truck because he's red sometimes, pulls up and offers him waffles.

WAFFLES!

His ladder acts as a arm/appendage thing-y.

FINNNNNNNNNNN FOR REAL! GUIS.

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