Anime Character Humiliation Silver Anniversary Match

By Kelly M. Maraglia (Arcanum, RobinIV)

Disclaimer: We do not own any aspect of Slayers, Inuyasha, or Sailor Moon. If we did, we would be VERY RICH! Babbit is the creation of Sailor Aries.

Xeria and Babbit were playing the Yu Yu Hakusho Dark Tournament game for Super Famicon again.

"Two questions: Why are we playing this again and why do you always choose to play as that shrimp?" Babbit asked in annoyance.

"Two answers: Arcanum-san is on a YYH kick because she read a fanfic about it. I choose to play as Hiei-san because I know it annoys you." Xeria answered, which surprised Babbit.

"You actually answered my questions. You didn't say, 'it's a secret.'" Babbit said in shock.

"Call it an anniversary present. This will be the 25th episode after all." Xeria replied.

"I didn't get you anything." Babbit said solemnly before she realized that the match on the game had started and Xeria had beaten her with one shot from Hiei's Ensatsu Kokryuha. (An: I can never spell that right.)

"Damn you, you were supposed to wait you evil Mazoku!" Babbit exploded angrily.

"That's enough for me." Xeria smiled.

"Hello you two! Been a while ne?" Arcanum's voice floated down from the sky.

"You're writing fairly quickly, Arcanum-san." Aries added.

"That's right Aries-san! Lately, I have been getting reviews asking me for sequels and such and I finally got the motivation and the time, to do so. I'm catching up on all my stories!" Arcanum said proudly.

"You only finished one." Xeria added.

"So then I'll finish this one and it will be two!" Arcanum said indignantly.

"Ha got you!" Babbit said excitedly as her Yusuke shot a Rei Gun attack at Xeria's Hiei. However, Hiei dodged at the last second and won the match.

"Shall we get onto the match now?" Aries suggested, noting how Babbit wanted to fling her controller into the television.

As it has in the previous twenty-four matches, the stadium filled with each side representing a universe. On the left, there was a group of young girls with really short skirts, a few major villains, and tons of bizarre underlings. On the right, there were many creatures dressed from the feudal era. Xeria and Babbit knew both universes from previous matches in the stadium. Sailor Moon universe versus Inuyasha universe

"Contestants enter the ring!" Babbit called out.

Two children entered the ring. The girl who entered from the left looked very overconfident. However, she was quite nauseating to Xeria because was dressed from head to toe in pink, including her hair and wielded a pink heart-shaped weapon. The boy from the right was so cute that both Babbit and Xeria had to resist the urge to go hug him. He was a little fox demon with a little bushy tail. Xeria and Babbit grabbed their questions and headed for the contestants.

"So Sailor Chibi Moon, why pink?" Xeria asked first, quite disgusted.

"Why not pink?" Chibi Moon asked back in a defiant tone.

"Because it is, by far, the most disgusting color in all of existence." Xeria answered and gave the young girl a cold glare for her defiance.

Chibi Moon gulped and said nothing further.

"Shee-po, hey Arcanum, why put the pronunciation on here?" Babbit asked.

"Because his name is pronounced wrong in the dub and it's fraggin' irritating!" Arcanum replied angrily.

"Okay, well Shippou, are you ready to fight?" Babbit asked.

"Wah, I don't wanna!" Shippou cried. He looked too cute then. Babbit could no longer resist.

"You're so cute!" She exclaimed and hugged him.

"Babbit-san, we need to start the match." Xeria reminded her.

Babbit grumbled and started back to the announcer's table.

"Fine, fine, ACHM Episode 25 Battle: Shippou versus Chibi Moon. Begin!" Babbit announced.

Shippou started things off.

"I'm going to transform into the scariest thing you've ever seen!" He announced to Chibi Moon. She became frightened then Shippou transformed into …Inuyasha.

"Shippou, I'll get you for that you brat!" Inuyasha yelled from the stands.

"Sit." Kagome said simply. (AN: Yes, "sit." Not "sit boy" – sorry, hate the dub)

Chibi Moon did not cower, however she made her attack.

"Pink Sugar Heart Attack!" She announced, thrusting her wand forward toward Shippou. The Inuyasha-look a like turned back into Shippou and shook with fear, then realized that a minute had gone by without anything happening. A few seconds more passed by and finally, little pink hearts could be seen emerging from the heart-shaped wand. Of course, they were dropping to the ground a few feet in front of Chibi Moon and not even close to reaching Shippou on the other side of the ring. The entire stadium face-faulted. Shippou looked at her bored as Chibi Moon began inching closer with her wand.

Shippou woke from his bored expression to get little pink hearts in the face. He began to run around the ring with Chibi Moon on his heels. Suddenly, Shippou threw a little top from his hand and it grew to a big top and started following Chibi Moon. So she started running from the top and eventually started chasing Shippou again.

"Okay, due to Arcanum-san's inability to write this so her readers understand it, I shall give you a play by play." Xeria clarified. (AN: Thanks Xeria. grumbles)

"Right now, Shippou is running around the ring. He is being chased by the Pink Sugar Heart Attack, which originates from the wand held by Chibi Moon. Finally, Chibi Moon is being chased by the top. Oh! The pattern changes! Shippou has turned around and is sending some green fire back at Chibi Moon." Xeria began her play by play.

"Kitsune-bi!" Shippou yelled at shot his foxfire attack at the small Sailor Senshi. Chibi Moon was slightly roasted and collapsed. Then she was run over by the top, which returned to Shippou when it was finished.

"Ladies and gentlemen, our first 10 count! One, two, three, four, five." Babbit began.

"Six, seven, eight, nine, TEN! Shippou-chan is the winner!" Xeria finished and hugged Shippou.

"Hold it just one minute!" A voice said.

Xeria and Babbit turned away to see Sailor Moon and the rest of the sailor soldiers standing in the ring.

"Having little children fight each other is wrong. You should be ashamed! I am the champion of justice. I am Sailor Moon. I will right wrongs and triumph over evil and in the name of the moon, I will punish you!" Usagi finished her justice speech and Xeria unblocked her ears.

"Yuk yuk yuk. The match is over, go home." Xeria said, annoyance filling her tone of voice.

"They're just all upset because Shippou won!" Inuyasha said arrogantly.

"He probably cheated." Sailor Mars spoke in her usual cruel way.

"What? Shippou does not cheat!" Kagome screamed, suddenly really angry and shot an arrow at Sailor Mars, who in turn shot one back at her. Before Xeria or Babbit had any idea what was happening, there was a huge Battle Royale in the ring. Babbit tried to calm everyone down at first, but Xeria teleported them both to the announcers' table. She made some popcorn and Babbit prepared soda. Then they sat and watched.

They thought the chaos would never end when (AN: This is for my boyfriend – the EVA fan ) a gigantic shadow covered the arena. EVA-01 was walking to work and stepped right on the ring, just missing the announcers' table. Xeria and Babbit's eyes went wide and their jaws dropped for a second. Then they heard maniacal laughter next to them. It was Professor Tomoe and Mimet of the Witches 5.

"My plan finally worked, Mimet-kun." The mad scientist laughed.

"Hai Professor!" Mimet replied.

"You have to admit. It definitely is a different ending." Babbit said.

"I liked it." Xeria smiled.

"You would."

Author's Note: As always everyone was returned to their own dimension, unharmed, so please do not flame me because I killed everyone in the Sailor Moon and Inuyasha universes. We do not own EVA either. We would be richer beyond our wildest imaginations if we did. I guess there's nothing else to say except,

Happy Anniversary ACHM!