Chapter 25: Are You Ready For…
Doll sighed as she watched the clouds… she had recently hit a bit of a roadblock in her relationship with Eido. She tired asking him the question… he refused to tell her… she even tried asking other who knew a lot… sadly both Dr. Riddles and Setsuna both refused to tell her… what Eido's last name is.
"Why won't he tell me?" asked Doll.
"Hey! You're in my spot!" said a voice.
Doll said nothing and ignored the lazy ass ninja near by (Shikamaru for those wondering).
The next day it was Eido's day off working at the snack shack (Mamodo Battle Meeting with the allies) but Doll was working that day, it was also the day of the weekly sparring session. Note: Ren (Ranma B) was still with them and joined them with the sparring. That's when they arrived at snack shack.
"Okay!" yelled Ren, "Why did you have aim your attacks at me!"
"Because you're the new guy." Said Naruto.
"Wrong the temporary guy." Said Ren.
"So the usual." Said Amber.
The 5 usual members nodded while Ren looked at the menu.
"Okay!" said Doll walking up to the 6, "I need you help solving a mystery!"
"Hey! If it's Kakashi's mask, me and Sasuke already did that this week." Said Naruto, "We dragged in Sai so he get the blunt of Kakashi's counterattack, turns out he used a sleeping Genjutsu to have us all fall asleep…"
"Naruto woken up with all his money and clothes gone…" said Sasuke, "We suspect those that still Naruto as Kyubi."
"Kyubi?" asked Ren.
"It's best you don't know." Said Naruto with a sigh.
"No it' not that! I need to find out Eido's last name!" said Doll.
"Eido's last name?" asked everyone else with a sweat drops.
"Think about Eido comes from a world where last names are common yet he doesn't have one!" said Doll, "He's hiding it and as his girlfriend I need to know. That's why I'm calling on you 5, the 5 biggest trouble making Senshi to aid me!"
"Hey! Why are lumping me with them!" yelled Sasuke.
"Because rather you like to admit or not… you do hang out with them a lot… and thusly you're guilty by association." Said Doll.
Sasuke gritted his teeth while the others laughed at him.
"I'm in!" said Luffy.
"Me too!" said Naruto.
"Sure why not." Said Ranma.
"Fine…" muttered Sasuke.
Zoro only smirked… which everyone took as yes…
"I know I'm not being counted." Sighed Ren, "But I'll join."
"All right!" cheered Doll.
"Have you gotten anyone else help?" asked Sasuke.
"Not yet… but I do have a few people I think might want to help." Said Doll.
Sometime later in the apartment Doll shares with Sea (it's not too far away from the snack shack and it's cheap due to well… the neighborhood).
"Okay now we call to the meeting!" cheered Doll.
Other than the 5 "trouble makers" and Ren, Sea (dragged in by her sister), Kiyo, Zatch, Koko and Hyde were there too.
"Okay does anyone have any suggestions on what she should do." Said Doll.
There was an awkward silence.
"Do you don't have any ideas what to do, do you?" asked Kiyo.
"Nope… no ideas at all." Said Doll.
Everyone in the room sweat dropped for obvious reasons.
"Well I guess I should leave." Said Sea leaving.
"Hey! Why are you leaving?" asked Doll.
"Well the thing is… I know Eido's last name." said Sea.
"What!" said everyone else.
"But I promised I wouldn't talk about to anyone." Said Sea, "And that includes you."
"how do you know it?" asked Ranma.
"Let's just say a certain Ash obsessed weirdo told me." Said Sea.
Doll sighed and decided not to argue about it.
Sea then snapped her fingers and disappeared causing Ren to sweat drop.
"Okay… what just happened?" asked Ren.
"Oh yeah me and Sea have the power to do different things when we snap our fingers." Said Doll, "I don't want to talk about it."
"Okay! Anyone has any ideas?" asked Doll.
"We're just talking in circles." Said Hyde with a sweat drop.
Meanwhile with the Dark Wave HQ…
"I have come up with a plan to tear apart the Sailor Senshi." Said Lillie.
"What?" asked Specs.
"I have discovered Eido's last name." said Lillie.
Instead of showing them she took out something that let them know what it was, Hund and Ciel both broke out laugh.
"No way that has got to be fake!" said Illuminazione.
"You're right?" asked Specs.
"It's truly his last name." said Lillie.
"You may tell the Sailor Senshi." Said Queen Mare, "But I do have to admit… that had got to be fake."
"It's real… trust me…" said Lillie.
"Um… okay…" said Queen Mare with a shrug as Lillie disappeared.
"Seriously… that has to be a gag name!" said Specs.
"Just drop it." Said Queen Mare.
Meanwhile at that Snack Shack, Eido started his shift.
"So where's doll?" asked Eido.
"She did the morning shift." Said Aquamarine reading a book.
"But she usually comes and visits whenever have different shifts." Sighed Eido.
"Eido!" said a voice.
Eido turned around and saw Doll standing in the door way.
"Eido… please … I know lately I've been begging you to tell me your last name…" said Doll.
"Yeah…" said Eido with a sweat drop.
"Well the thing is…" said Doll, "Please tell your last name… if not there's something I don't want to do."
"I really can't tell you…" said Eido.
"I'm sorry…" said Doll looking down.
In the next few seconds Eido found himself captured by several of his fellow Senshi with Naruto and Sasuke holding onto his legs, Ren and Luffy holding onto his waist and Ranma and Zoro taking his arms.
"Sorry… but none of us wanted to do this." Said Naruto as he held him.
"Speak for your self." Said Zoro.
"Sorry Eido… but… I had to come to this." Said Doll.
"You know you don't have to do this… you might not get the right answer." Said Kiyo.
"Oh come on… it's not like this is Water Boarding." Said Doll.
Everyone sweat dropped.
"You had to stick a water boarding joke… didn't you?" asked Aquamarine.
"Had to be done my friend, had to be done." Said Doll, "Now…"
That's when both Akanes and Kousagi entered the restaurant… it became awkwardly silent.
"Okay…" said Akane (B), "We're going to be going now"
All of them left the restaurant… quickly
What were they doing?" asked Akane (A).
"No one really likes Eido…" whispered Kousagi as they left.
"Um… okay…" said Doll, "Now!"
That's when Ryoga and Akari who were on a date entered the room.
"So…" said Ryoga with a sweat drop, "What's going on?"
"We're trying to see what Eido's last name is." Said Koko.
"I see…" said Akari with a swear drop.
"If you find out, can you tell me." Said Ryoga.
"Will do." Said Ranma.
Ryoga and Akari left the restaurant.
"Okay… and hopeful there won't be anymore interruptions…" said Doll.
Eido knew that they were going to some thing bad to him, really bad. So he said something he need to say.
"I can't tell you my last name." said Eido.
"Why?" asked Ren.
Eido began to blush "Because it's embarrassing." Said Eido.
"More embarrassing than Monkey?" asked Sasuke.
"Hey!" yelled Luffy.
"Way more embarrassing than Monkey." Said Eido, "You wouldn't even believe it's even my last name or a name for that matter."
"You better be telling the truth." Said Doll.
"I am… trust me…" said Eido.
Doll looking into her boyfriend's eyes… and realized that the name must have been that embracing.
"Let him go." Said Doll.
"Are you serious?" asked Naruto.
"He really don't want his last name to be known." Said Doll.
The 6 let Eido go… and there was a silence as Doll kissed his cheek.
"Man… and I really wanted to know." Said Hyde.
"I'll tell it to you when you have to go." Said Eido staring at Hyde while referring to when his book gets burned.
"Hey!" yelled Hyde.
That when they heard something outside a loud booming voice, "Come on and all! Hear an embarrassing secret from one of the hottest waiters in the area!"
Everyone in the restaurant ran outside to see Lillie raining fliers though out the area.
"Well is it the guest of honor himself." Said Lillie point to Eido.
Eido mange dot pick up the flair and sweat dropped.
"Don't look at the filers!" yelled Eido then he saw what the flayer was for.
"Now let it rain!" yelled Lillie as more and more fliers hit them.
"Jikar!" read Eido as Hyde blasted away the fliers with his wind only missing one flier.
"Fine then… I'll just have to beat you." Said Lillie "Come out my Mangai!"
She showed her bracelet and a monster appeared.
"What's going on!" called out Kousagi who was with Ryoga, Akari and both Akanes.
"That!" said Eido pointing to Lillie.
"Oh no!" cried Kousagi.
Naruto took out his communicator and called everyone else.
"Okay! One of the members of the Dark Wave is attacking right in front of the snack shock!" said Naruto.
"Right!" came a course of voices from the communicator.
Naruto hung up, "Okay! Transform!"
"Right!" said the other Senshi.
"Mercury Cosmic Power!"
"Mars Cosmic Power!"
"Jupiter Cosmic Power!"
"Venus Cosmic Power!"
"Pallas Cosmic Power!"
"Juno Cosmic Power!"
"Vesta Cosmic Power!"
"Ceres Cosmic Power!"
"Cosmos Moon Power!"
"Deimos Crystal Power!"
"Phobos Crystal Power!"
"Make up!"
And so all of them transformed into their Senshi form… just as the other Senshi arrived via time portal.
"All right is everyone ready!" said Neo Sailor Moon.
"No wait! She's mine!" said Sailor Vesta who began to glow red.
"Eido must really want that secret to remain a secret…" said Sailor Venus with a sweat drop.
"Flaming Drill Torpedo!" shouted Sailor Vesta as a drill shaped fireball aimed itself towards the monster and hit it… it was then revealed underneath those flames was a strange metal drill.
Neo Sailor Moon nodded to Sailor Phobos.
"All right!" said Sailor Phobos, "Phobos Firestorm Smash!"
The attack hit the already injured monster.
"All right1 So it's my turn!" said Neo Sailor Moon.
"Moon Light Wave!"
The attack hit the monster destroying it.
"I know what you're trying to do! Reveal my last name! Well you won't do that today!" yelled Sailor Vesta.
This made the nearly arrived Senshi sweat drop.
"What's been going on today?" asked Sailor Neptune.
"You really don't want to know." Said Sailor Pallas.
"Fine… I'll go… but you can't hide it anymore… they will find out soon… and you will become the laughing stock of the Sailor Senshi!" said Lillie.
"I'm already the laughing stock…" sighed Sailor Vesta with a sweat drop.
"Really?" asked Lillie.
"Everyone considers me a free loading pervert that once broke a TV and kidnapped Zoro and Gary." Said Sailor Vesta.
"That's because you are a free loading pervert that once broke a TV and kidnapped Zoro and Gary…" said Hyde with a sweat drop.
"Um… well then… good day you then." Said Lillie who then teleported away.
The ground became awkwardly silent as the Senshi detransformed.
"Man Eido…" said Naruto, "You must really want you last name hidden."
"Yeah…" said Eido with a laugh.
That's when Doll saw the stray flyer that and pick it up, she gaped at what she saw.
"That's you're last name." said Doll blinking.
"Give me that!" yelled Eido.
"Yoink!" said Naruto grabbing it out of Doll's hands he began to laugh really hard, "Your last name is McLovin?"
There was an awkward silence as everyone tried their best not laugh.
"What… that can't be real…" said Zoro trying not to laugh.
"What don't you have stupid sounding last names!" yelled Eido.
Truth be told out of anyone in the group the only silly last name was Monkey… everything else sounded… well normal at least…
"Oh come on! You last name sounds like a sexy hamburger!" laughed Naruto.
"Mmmmm…. Sexy Hamburger…" said Luffy half jokingly, half because he was hungry.
"Stop it!" said Doll who snapped her fingers and a strange smoke bomb blew up in the faces of every single person that was laughing (which were Hyde, Koko and all the Senshi but the girls, Kakashi and Ace).
"It don't matter…" said Doll walking up to Eido, "Because I still care about you."
She then kissed him on the lips.
"Thanks." Said Eido blushing.
"But really? McLovin?" asked Kiyo whipping the soot of his face.
"My grandfather was from another country… okay." Said Eido.
"But McLovin?" asked Naruto.
"Just drop it… okay…" said Eido.
And so Eido's last name was discovered… man… no wonder he wanted to keep it a secret… it's really that stupid, show could really blame him?
Next Time: Tsunade is testing out a new pill that will give anyone the immunity to the Darkness Wave... however it's still in the testing faze now she needs 4 volunteers to test out 4 different formulas to see what the side effects are. Can Dawn, Usopp, Akane and Sai handle it? Find out next time!A/N: Yes I've seen Superbad... I liked it... just don't watch it with your dad... it's awkward...