Announcer: Last time on Total...Pokemon...All-Stars; it was all all reflected as the contestants had to escape from the Mirror World. While some had an easier time, others' counterparts gave them a tough time. Throughout the whole ordeal, we learned a lot about some of the competitors. Giovanni is AGAINST wife beating, Demenio is more nice than psychotic (of course), and Piff wants more girl interaction. In the end, though, Nate won the challenge and got the opportunity to choose who was leaving out of the final three, Piff, Laxish, and Hayden. Therefore, Hayden and his counterpart got the flush.
What happens this time? Find out right now on Total...Pokemon...All-Stars!
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*Intro plays*
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Because of them losing a player in the last challenge, the villains had to evacuate the house and the heroes stayed in it. Some of them were at the haunted mansion, as to fit in with their villainous tendencies. After Hayden's elimination, the Grand Alliance was starting to get both angry and nervous at the same time.
There were more of them in that alliance than in Giovanni's, so this should not be happening to them; this should be happening to Giovanni and his alliance.
"Ugh!" Zayn groaned as he slashed a tree, as they were all sitting outside at the steps leading to the door.
"This isn't making ANY fucking sense!" Vile growled. "Why are OUR alliance members dropping like flies, while THEY'RE barely being touched!?"
"I'm starting to believe in karma…" Krack muttered.
"Ugh...you really believe that KARMA is the reason we're losing players and their mafia isn't being touched?" Flynn asked.
"Hey, we keep talking shit about them being weak and how we can beat them easily…" Krack explained. "I think this is the game's way of saying 'Shut the hell up with the cockiness'..."
"Hey, nothing wrong with being confident…" said Hope.
"Apparently, for Krack, there is…" said Jason.
"Hey!" Krack said. "I'm just saying that it's possible!"
"Well, whatever the hell is causing it needs to fucking stop…" said Flynn.
"Um...last time I checked it's ignorance and idiocy that is causing us to lose members..." Kevin said.
"QUIET YOU!" Aldon demanded.
"...No", Kevin said simply. "Vladimir was eliminated because of Victini and Hayden was eliminated by Nate for being an idiot and not coming with us. Just know when there's an automatic elimination, we're probably screwed."
"That fucking sucks…" Hope stated. "Those asshole hosts need to stop with the automatic eliminations if they're not gonna announce the fucking merge!"
"I doubt that'll happen…" said Vile, folding her arms. "These assholes want to treat us like we're the best players who can handle everything…"
"Then there's that 'it's our show' bullshit…" Zayn added.
"Well, we're still trying to go for them, so let's just hope that there's no automatic elimination after the next challenge", said Flynn.
"Hey, it doesn't ALWAYS happen, I was just stating the coincidences", Kevin explained. "I'm hoping that you all have actual brains and won't do dumb shit…"
"You make me want to punch you in the fucking face…" said Jason. "Of COURSE we have brains…"
"Easy there monkey boy...I'm just trying to help...much to my dismay…" Kevin muttered under his breath.
"Okay, how about you stop with the sarcastic remarks and maybe we'll appreciate it…" Vile said, folding her claws.
Kevin rolled his eyes. "Anyways, you also seem to also be forgetting a major detail…"
"And what is that? Mr. I-know-everything…" asked Aldon, annoyed with Kevin's presence overall.
"Mason still has the fucking invincibility statue!" Kevin stated.
"WHAT?!"
"Oh...right, we didn't mention that Mason had it?" asked Flynn.
"NO!" Zayn exclaimed. "THAT WOULD HAVE BEEN USEFUL INFO!"
"Well, that doesn't do anything but make this even better…" Vile said with a smirk.
"How? That moron can save his immunity until the merge if we don't lose the next challenges!" Aldon said.
"When we lose again...we make sure that two of them are at the bottom…" Vile explained. "Mason will use his immunity to save himself, getting rid of one member...and then he won't have his immunity anymore…and we vote him out next."
"Ooh...I like that idea", said Hope.
"Yeah...that can actually work…" said Kevin. "I'm surprised that you actually came up with it…"
"..."
Vile used Ice Beam, freezing him solid.
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Vile: Okay, maybe we should just make sure that KEVIN loses first, then move on to the mafia...
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Demenio was sleeping in his room sprawled out under the covers. This was one of the first times he was hanging out in his own room instead of being out in the open. He wanted to change up, so...there he was.
He was tossing and turning a bit, as he kept hearing his name be called.
"D…." he heard in a sultry voice. "D….."
Opening his eyes slightly, his blurry eyes saw a figure of white and dark blue over him. As his eyes focus, he identified a familiar Absol lying above him with a smile on her face, licking her lips. His eyes widened.
"Sola…" he whispered to himself.
The female Absol nuzzled his neck before kissing him on the lips. "Hey daddy…." she whispered in a teasing manner.
"What are you doing here?" Demenio asked, wrapping his arms around her.
"Nothing...just wanted to see my sexy Houndoom again…" she answered.
"Well, how did you get here?" he asked, a bit confused. "I doubt Mew or Victini would let us have special visitors…"
"I have my ways…" she whispered in his ear.
Demenio grinned slyly before picking her up with one of his paws and lifting the covers. He dropped her on his chest and drew the covers over them. As they proceeded to 'make the bed rock', he suddenly heard another voice, this time one that was serious.
"Demenio...D…"
Demenio was too busy with Sola to pay attention, but the voice only got louder.
"D!" the voice shouted, making Demenio growl softly.
"Ignore it…" Sola said, locking their muzzles together again as they continued.
"BRO!"
This finally woke up Demenio, who saw that he was on top of one of his larger pillows instead of Sola. He looked around frantically before noticing both Shade and Ricky standing there.
"Oh, um…" he said, his cheek burning from embarrassment. "W-what's up?"
"We were looking all over for you!" Shade said. "The last thing we expected for you to be here screwing a pillow."
Demenio hadn't moved from the position he was in and swiftly did so, giving a sheepish chuckle afterwards. This was perhaps one of his more embarrassing moments…
"Sheesh, do you miss Sola that much?" asked Shade, holding back a laugh.
He sighed. "Yeah...I keep dreaming and hallucinating that she's around, so...I guess that it's...a... sign…" he trailed off as he noticed Ricky's stare directed at him. His back legs were quivering a bit, making Demenio very uncomfortable.
"Um...Ricky!"
Ricky snapped out of his gaze and blushed before sitting down. "S-Sorry, D…"
"Okay...how about I take you guys to the jail?" Shade asked.
"What?!" Ricky exclaimed out of fright. "Why!?"
"Calm down, Rick...it'll make you both feel better…" Shade explained vaguely.
"How does walking to a jail and sitting there make anyone feel better?" asked Demenio.
"You'll find out when we get there…" Shade said as he started leaving Demenio's room. Both Ricky and Demenio exchanged looks of discomfort. "Come on!" Shade shouted, making the two of them jump a bit.
"Fine…" Demenio groaned as he climbed out of bed and followed him, followed by Ricky.
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Shade led them to the jail with no issue. They hadn't run into anyone at all, so this was going to be very good for them. Shade went inside without fear, with Demenio coming behind him. Ricky hesitantly entered the jail, looking around shakily at the cold, rusted walls. He gulped in a bit of fear before hurrying to catch up to the guys.
Shade led them to the office and smiled. Seeing this, D grew perplexed. He had brought him and Ricky here...to sit in an office?
"Um...what's so amazing here?"
"Go in and find out…" Shade said, pushing the door open.
"What?"
"Get in there!" Shade said, pushing him in with one paw. He closed the door behind him as he went to the window next to the door.
Ricky ran up next to him with a confused look as well. "So...what's the big deal about being in this...terrible place?"
"You won't be saying that in a few minutes…" Shade explained.
Demenio was just confused. The office only had a desk and few chairs inside of it now. There was a phone on the table as well, but other than that, there was nothing interesting or aesthetically pleasing about being there.
Suddenly, the phone started ringing, which startled him a bit. He looked towards Shade through the window and saw that he was motioning to pick up the phone.
He was unsure, but he decided to do it anyway. Picking it up, he answered it in a confused tone.
"Hey there…"
His eyes widened. "Sola?!"
"Uh huh...just decided to call and...see how things were going. You aren't going crazy anymore are you?"
Demenio chuckled sheepishly. "No…" he lied.
"You're lying aren't you?"
He sighed. "Yes...sorry. Hey, it only happened twice overall, I think. So, I should be fine as long as nothing pisses me off. I'm trying to hold it in well again…"
"Well...you don't ALWAYS have to hold it in…" she said silkily.
Demenio blushed. "Uh…" he chuckled. "What are you getting at you little…"
He suddenly felt and claw poke his neck and slowly trail down his back. Turning around, he immediately dropped the phone upon seeing Sola standing there with a smile.
"Babe...how did you get here?!" he asked excitedly.
"The phone…" Sola said, getting close to him. "So...I've been seeing that you have pent up...desires…"
Demenio rubbed the back of his head nervously. "Well, not really desires, but-"
Sola swiftly changed into her Mega Form and pinned him down, shutting him up immediately. "No more talky…"
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Shade and Ricky quickly looked away. Shade chuckled and looked at Ricky, who had a look of shock on his face. "Has that phone always been able to do that?!"
"I guess so, because I overheard Lila and the others talking about what it did and I decided to test it myself…" Shade explained. "And when it worked...it worked. That's part of the reason why I was getting relatively calmer and gaining control of myself…"
"Doing your wife, huh?"
"No! Well...yeah, but not just that…" he explained. "She just makes me calmer and more controlling. That's one of the things I love about her…"
Ricky gained a small smile.
"So, when they're done in there, I'm guessing you'll be in there in an instant…"
Ricky giggled. "You're damn right…"
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Shade: I wonder why those two decided to give us a practically hidden phone that allows us to talk to, argue with, play with, or screw our spouses. Hmm...maybe they each have a quarter of a heart after all...
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"Didn't know that yous was like that…" Swift said as he coiled around a tree in their usual spot. "I mean, against beating and all…"
"Look, my mother used to get beat by my bitch of a father, so I don't appreciate that shit, alright?" Giovanni explained as Mai surprisingly kissed his cheek. She usually didn't show him affection around others, only support and sometimes defense.
"So, we still going for the immunity elimination?" asked Mason, changing the subject.
"Of course we are", said Mai. "That's the best way we can get rid of them…"
"Wait...I just thought about something…." said Giovanni. "There are four...well five, of us...and there are still like...eight of them against us! If we use this immunity trick, one of us could be at the bottom with you and we'll be eliminated in your place!
"Oh damnit..." Mason groaned sarcastically.
"Well, they're dropping like flies because of them being dumbasses", Mai said. "So, as long as we have automatic elimination challenges, they'll keep losing members…"
"Hopefully…" Swift said.
"I'm finding it funny how Razor only comes when he wants, yet you still treat him like he's part of the alliance…" Mason said. "It's obvious that he's up to something…"
"Razor's more muscle than brain", Giovanni stated. "He's just focused on the challenges to the point where planning isn't on his mind."
"I'm just saying that for an alliance member, he's not contributing much to the alliance…"
"He provides some common sense and tips for us and so far we haven't lost another member…" Mai retorted. "We're fine…"
"I'm just ready for the merge to hit already so that I can say that I made it…" said Swift.
"Well, we can't worry about the merge until they tell us", said Giovanni. "Predicting or pre-planning isn't gonna shit now that I think about it…"
"Damn, has meeting your opposite made you question everything we've ever talked about?" Mason asked, slightly annoyed at Giovanni's changes of mind.
"I don't know, but I do know that we need to start thinking broadly", Giovanni explained. "This shit is becoming unstable; we don't know what's going to happen at the end of challenges anymore."
"So, what do you think we should do?" asked Mason. "I mean, what's our next move; since apparently we can't do shit that we planned…"
"We wait…" Giovanni answered simply. "As long as we win the challenges...we won't have anything to worry about. Then, when we hit the merge, we demolish them one by one…"
Mai smiled a bit, while Swift and Mason looked at each other from the corners of their eyes.
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Swift: Waitin' ain't gonna do shit. If there are more automatic eliminations, those idiots can target us and we may end up going home! They've lost all of their idiots, so we're kinda screwed now!
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Mason: Razor isn't helping us, I bet you 50 Poke that he's just there to ensure his safety or he's just telling the others on this dumb team our plans! Giovanni is being a complete moron...well, he was already, but now he's an even bigger one!
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Razor was alone in the guys' cabin. He was statistically planning what could happen and the outcomes in order to figure out what he needed to do to win. Again, dating Vina did a lot for him intelligence wise.
So far, he had concluded that the merge wouldn't happen until the final twenty or fifteen, as Victini would want to give a more competitive edge to them and for viewers to watch with joy.
As for elimination, he didn't really have anything, as the eliminations were becoming sporadic. He knew that since his team was divided, they'd focus on each other until the merge hit, then all eyes would be on threats like him. He couldn't have that happen., so he had to come up with a way to keep making his team lose and somehow get Giovanni's alliance eliminated completely, that way he could stick with the Grand Alliance for a bit before taking them down as well.
"Okay...I guess I'm gonna have to start sabotaging…" Razor said. "It's the only way this'll work in my favor…"
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Both the Friend and Lila's Alliance were at the stadium. They decided to have some fun and just battle for a while, or until it was time for the next challenge.
"Okay, so...Lila and Emilia are gonna go first?" asked Laxish.
"Yeah...might as well let the girls fight it out…" Dew said with a small smile.
"Yeah, you want to see a cat fight…" Volante concluded, giving him a look.
"Hey, nothing wrong with that…" Nate said with a small chuckle.
"Other than looking like sexists...yep, nothing wrong."
"Piff...maybe tone that down a bit", Laxish said, making Piff roll her eyes.
Aylesha, Lila, and Emilia both ignored the comments and went down to the bottom of the stadium.
"I'll be you girls' referee…" Piff said as she followed them.
However, before they could do anything-"
"CAMPERS! COME ON DOWN TO THE BEACH FOR YOUR NEXT CHALLENGE!"
"Aw...just when we were gonna start", said Emilia.
"Hey, we can finish it next time…" Lila said. "No worries…"
"Well...let's get to the devils…" said Hex as he and the others started following the girls towards the exit.
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Everyone made their way to the beach, where they saw a lot of buckets and shovels sitting on a table. There was a white line dividing the beach into two sections, while Mew and Victini floated together behind a table.
"Welcome to your next challenge!" Mew said with a smile, while Victini had an indifferent expression, his arms folded. This was a great sign!
"Victini looks mad...I think this challenge is actually going to be enjoyable…" said Hex, making Victini burn his paws, making him yelp.
"Any more comments?" asked Victini.
Nobody said anything, allowing Mew to continue, though he didn't mind them commenting. He rolled his eyes and focused back on them.
"Alright, in an homage to the sandcastle challenge in season two...your challenge will be to build sandcastles! REAL ones…"
"Wait, by real...do you mean…"
"Yes actually castles...or at least structures that are able to protect you…" he explained.
"And why do we need prot-"
"I was getting to that Mason…" Mew said, cutting him off. "Building your castle to the best of your abilities will be key, because after you are finished, Victini and I will enlarge them 10 times their normal size to make the second part of the challenge more difficult."
"And the second part includes you picking each other off using water balloons…" Victini said unenthusiastically. "The team that successfully hits all of the other team's member or that team that can collapse the other team's castle first will win. Losers go to elimination...yay."
Flynn snickered. "That sounded like it hurt…"
Victini burnt his legs as well, but with him being a ground-type, it didn't do much of anything. Mew sighed in annoyance.
"Anyways, both teams go on and get started", said Mew. "You will have two hours to build WITHOUT special abilities…"
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"This is the best thing ever", said Dew. "An easy and actually fun challenge!"
"I know...this has never happened before", said Piff.
"Yeah, well...we've got two hours...let's have some fun with this!" said Lila.
"So, what are we going to make?" asked Laxish.
"Hmm…they said that they're gonna blow it up 10 times its original size, so we can just try to build one as big as...Dew, I guess."
"Well, let's get started", said Nate, going to the center table and grabbing buckets and shovels.
"Well, we'll figure it out as we go…" said Volante as Nate dropped the shovels and buckets.
Combat picked one up and smiled.
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"Alright, who the hell knows how to make a sand castle?" asked Swift.
Everyone gave him a look. He seriously didn't know that simple process?
"Well, someone obviously had no childhood fun…" said Zayn.
"Shut up!" Swift hissed.
"Well, we have two hours", said Krack. "And...since I used to always make sandcastles...this will be a cinch."
"Well, this is perfect, we can just let him do-" Mason started.
"Nope, we're still helping", said Vile. "We don't know if-"
"Actually, I'm fine alone…" Krack said sheepishly. "I don't work well with others when it comes to this kind of stuff…"
"What, so...we just sit here?" asked Jason. "Where's the fun in that?"
"Hey, we're gonna be nailing those losers with water balloons...it'll be fine…" Flynn explained.
"So...what do we do in the meantime, genius?" asked Kevin.
Razor was watching the heroes work together and gained a small smirk. He could keep screwing up his team's castle in order for their defense to be low and then dodge all of the balloons and be nailed close to last to keep himself safe.
However, there was a chance that his team would start sabotaging theirs, so he wasn't sure. he looked over to Krack and saw that he was already starting by filling a bucket with sand.
He decided to go ahead and wait for it to be completed. In the meantime, he was going to go to the cabins to think more broadly for the merge when it arrives.
When he tried to leave, he found himself unable to; he felt a barrier blocking him.
"What the hell is going on?" Razor asked.
"You can't leave the area until the challenge is done!" Mew explained, folding his arms.
"Wait, so we can't do shit until this challenge is over?!" Swift exclaimed.
"Yep...so, take a nap or something…" Victini said. "You're gonna be here a while, so make the most of it. You guys have Krack working alone, while the heroes are trying to work together. maybe make more than one castle!"
Hearing that, both the villains gained small smiles. Razor however, groaned internally.
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Razor: FUCK YOU VICTINI!
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"Well, apparently we can make more than one castle…" said Ded, overhearing what Victini said.
"We're already busy with one at the moment, so who cares right now?" asked Nate as he patted two bucket-shaped castles with the shovel.
"Um, that's two right there…" Laxish said.
"It had to have a base…" Nate explained before grabbing sand in his arms and dumping it in the space between the two, patting and shaping it after doing so.
The castles were now a cylindrical wall, a small cylindrical wall.
"Well...that works...but maybe it should be bigger now...so it can be bigger after they make them grow", said Hex.
"Yeah…" Nate considered as Aylesha kissed his head. "Guess that makes sense…"
"Well, don't worry", said Emilia. "We'll still probably win…"
"Yeah...especially since Combat seems to have a lot of experience with this…" Piff said, looking over to the large beast.
The two of them looked over as well and saw that Combat had one large sandy wall in front of him with intricate sea shell patterns lining the top edge. The wall reached up to his chest and looked like it was about two or three feet wide.
"Well...I guess we do have a better…" Volante started before he looked back over at the villain's side. "Fuck's sake…"
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Krack was forming a tall tower-esque sand figure and had a larger top. It was essentially a guard tower. Once he finished, he stood up and noticed that the tower was up to his stomach. He nodded to himself and turned around to see a bucket sand tower. No depth, no true form, just...a stack similar to what you'd do with cups.
"What the heck is this, guys?!" Krack asked, skeptical.
"A pyramid...what does it look like?" Mason responded.
"This is NOT a good thing!" Krack exclaimed.
"How is it not?" asked Hope. "I mean...we got to do something…"
Krack groaned. "It needs-"
With Krack now distracted, Razor flew upwards with a rock in his arms. He was at an alright position and he was sure not to let anyone notice him. He flew up higher until he hit his head on a barrier. "Arceus dammit…" he said, rubbing his head.
He made sure his aim was right and he dropped the rock before flying back down
"Krack, as long as we have something, we'll be fine", said Flynn. "You're acting like this won't work at all…"
"Look, all I'm saying is that if this is a water balloon fight preparation challenge at the moment, we need to do better…" he explained.
"And we ARE!" Mai said. "We made a pyramid with over twenty buckets and with these gaps, there's a chance that they can miss us. Meanwhile, you have one tower that's whole. It's not a showoff competition!"
"Did we forget to mention that the way the looks will determine if you get the advantage or not?" asked Victini, who wore a sinister smirk.
"Fuck you!" Swift growled.
"Well, looks like it DOES matter…" said Krack with a smile.
"Look Krack…" Aldon said, stepping forward. "How about you do your thing, we'll do ours...and at the end we'll be able to work together because we're on the same team…"
Krack, hearing his compromise, sighed. "Fine…"
"Atta boy…" Aldon said, patting his back as he went back to his tower, which he now saw crushed under a rock.
"WHAT THE HELL?!" he exclaimed angrily. "Who fucked up my tower?"
"...Are we supposed to care about one lousy tower?" asked Giovanni. "Just make another one! Don't cry about it…"
Krack snarled, but...he held his anger and just went back to his castle. He didn't want another what he and Smash called a "Beach Moment".
When he and Smash went to the beach a year ago, he was excited to make sandcastles and stay the hell away from the water. He had created a replica of the Tower of Mastery, but when he went to get Smash, who was asleep in a lounge chair, and show him, he turned back around and saw a Scrafty kick it down with a Sneasel and Sableye laughing beside him.
He ended up running towards them and throwing the Scrafty into the water and kicking the Sneasel 30 feet away. Smash had to run up and restrain him before he choke-slammed the Sableye into the ground. The Krookodile had spent almost an hour, nonstop, trying to perfect that castle, and those...those assholes just ruined it. It made him start tearing up and Smash comforted him. After that, Smash told him not to take castles as serious and try to hold in his anger if things like that happened again.
This was one of those moments, so he did as his boyfriend requested and just threw the rock before rebuilding his tower.
"Sandcastles must be important to him if he's getting crazy over what WE do…" Zayn explained.
"Well, he's a fag...they're always crazy over dumb shit…" Swift said, earning him a Hyper Beam to the face from Krack, who was further away.
"And you complain about ME talking shit…" Kevin commented. "At least I'm not offensive and ignorant…"
"Riiiiiiiight", Jason said, rolling his eyes.
"Fuck off!"
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"Looks like they're having problems over there…" said Shade with a chuckle.
"I don't think we should be laughing, bro", Demenio said as they walked over to Combat's four wall sand barrier. "Mai's right; having gaps gives a high chance of missing."
"Wait...so you're saying that Combat's barrier is a bad idea?" asked Volante.
"No!" Demenio immediately said, defending himself. "This is perfect, but what I'm saying is that we need something that's going to give them a chance to miss us…"
"How about we just steal their idea and have more than one thing?" asked Laxish.
"Well, we have a smaller wall as a front barrier, and a possible containment unit thanks to Combat…" Ded said.
"Having a couple of towers won't hurt", said Ricky. "It'll actually help us a lot…"
"Okay, so I say we have two towers on either side and a miniature one behind it", said Dew. "That way, we can surprise them.
"You know, we can hear you sword boy!" Zayn shouted from the other side.
"Stay on your side, slut fucker!" Dew shouted back.
"Well, that escalated quickly..." Hex commented.
"He should shut the fuck up and stay on his side...end of story", Dew stated.
"Okay, let's just get started…"
Just then, a rock soared to their side, hitting the wall Nate had built.
"What the-" Nate growled. "Hey, you assholes! What was that for?!"
"Oh nothing...just a bit of fun…" Jason said with a rock in his hand.
"Oh...so fucking up one of our defenses is fun…" Nate said as Ded and Volante came up on either side of him.
"Too bad you can't come over because of the barriers…" said Vile. "Looks like you guys are down a level."
"Well, actually, we never said there was no sabotage…" Mew said. "So, you may not be able to physically move to each other, objects and moves will go through easy…"
"Thanks for that info…" Volante said before blasting a Hyper Beam at their pyramid, destroying it completely.
"Wow...that's fair!" Mason shouted. "We take out a small, shitty barrier and you take out our main defense!"
"Sorry...just a bit of fun…" Volante said, mocking Jason's voice.
"I think it's a good time to mention that you now only have one hour remaining…" Victini said.
"Wow...time's going by slow. I feel like we've been here for hours…" Shade commented.
"Well you haven't, so keep working", Victini demanded.
Shade rolled his eyes before walking back to his team and helping Ricky and Demenio rebuild the barrier, as the others were busy arguing/fighting with the other team.
"This is fucking stupid…" Demenio muttered. "They just have to stack up buckets of sand again and we just have to clump up sand and make it like a wall again. It's not that damn hard…"
"Well, this is the competition…" said Ricky. "They're bound to get mad over the challenge if sabotage is part of it…"
"You've got a point...but it's still dumb", said Demenio as they finished it with ease. "Alright there, if it's destroyed again, oh well…"
"Now, let's see if-" Shade started before seeing that Combat was already finished with their setup. Two detailed towers were now sitting on either side of the barrier containment unit. There was also a mini set up behind it.
"Well, looks like we're good for now…" said Ricky.
"We'll see what we have to rebuild in the next ten or twenty minutes…" Demenio said, already guessing what would happen as he laid down.
"This really is just getting out of hand…" Hex said. "We were both doing fine…"
"Until Jason decided to be a douche for some reason…" Laxish added.
"Welp...this will be interesting to watch…" said Piff as she sat down and folded her arms.
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Aldon, Hope, Flynn, Kevin, and Razor were sitting back as the rest of their team argued with a few of the heroes.
"Well...let's not instigate more and just try to build this up again…" said Aldon, picking up a bucket.
"What's the point when they'll probably just knock it down again?" asked Flynn.
"What are you, six?" asked Kevin. "We keep building anyway!"
"If you say so…" Hope said.
As they began building it again, they quickly ducked as a Flamethrower came their way.
"Well, that was pleasant!" Aldon stated sarcastically.
"How about we move back a bit more…" said Hope, leaving a couple of bucket castles they had already created.
They started going back as numerous attacks started coming on their side. they looked over and saw numerous attacks occurring on the heroes' side again.
"Well Mew, looks like you can't have a 'nice' challenge without chaos breaking out…" Victini said. "Aren't you proud?"
"Yep, because this shows that I don't have to hurt them in order to cause chaos…" Mew explained. "Meaning that I'm better than you…"
Victini growled at him.
Hope and Aldon continued making castles side by side. After they did about twenty or so, they started on the second layer and started making their way up.
"Well, when we're close to the top, what are you gonna do?" asked Flynn. "Mai and Giovanni are over there arguing…"
"We've got Razor…" Aldon said, gesturing to the land shark, who was simply watching the team argument.
"We got Kevin, too…" said Hope, putting a bucket down over others, causing a bit of a collapse on the bottom level. Nevertheless, she and Aldon continued.
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"We lost two players unfairly, so we deserve to win!" Vile said.
"That's not our problem!" Dew responded. "If anything, you DESERVE to lose from all the crap you've pulled throughout this game."
"That's bullshit and you know it! That was over five years ago!"
"So you being a bitch back then and still being one now, even if it minor, is perfectly fine?" Volante asked, raising a brow. "Pretty immature…"
"You destroyed our castle over a small ass wall! If anything, you're the ones being immature!" Mai said.
"You started it!" Emilia retorted.
"That doesn't mean you retaliate…." Mason said. "I thought you were supposed to be the good guys…"
"Shut the hell up, dumbass!" Ded growled. "Karma and revenge can be a part of us being better than you!"
"Not if you're trying to be the mature ones…" Zayn stated, folding his arms.
"Okay, just stop!" Lila said, getting between them. "This is fucking SAND! Both sides are fucking rebuilt or in the process RIGHT NOW."
Both teams turned and saw that their structures were either redone or being redone.
"Well, they shouldn't have-"
"Dew…" Lila growled. "End it…"
Frightened, Dew glared back at the villains before walking back, along with the others. Seeing this made the villains laugh.
"Funny how one of the weak bitches rules over all of the big strong guys….must be doing something her husband doesn't approve of…" Mason said, questioning her faithfulness.
Lila's fur rose and she turned and snarled at the Absol. Mason flinched and backed away. "Get back to your shit…" she growled.
"Or what?" Swift asked, testing her. "Yous can't do shit because of this barrier."
Lila immediately used Dark Pulse, launching the Regal Pokemon to the back barrier of their side.
"Any more defiance?" Lila asked with a glare.
The villains shrugged and rolled their eyes before going back to their pyramid.
"Well...that worked well-"
"TIME'S UP!"
"Crap…"
000
"Alright, let's have a better look at these castles…" said Mew as suddenly all the sand creations grew to a large size, becoming actual full sized castles...well miniature ones that is…
"Now, let's see…" Victini said as they floated up.
Looking at each one, it was pretty obvious who was winning. The villains' castle was halfway done again, and Krack's tower was almost finished, but not quite. On the other hand, the heroes had the barrier, the large container, the two towers and the back area.
"Well...it looks like the heroes win!" Mew said.
The heroes all smiled, while the villains growled at them.
"And as your reward...you get three free shots at the other team!"
"WHAT?!" the villains exclaimed.
"Yep...line up…" said Mew.
The villains muttered angrily as they all got in a line in front of their castle.
Water balloons appeared on each side, with the heroes looking a lot more pleased than the villains, of course.
"I hope you fuckers miss…" said Mason before getting nailed in the face by a water balloon, courtesy of Combat.
"Well, that's one-" Swift started before he was hit as well.
"Oh come on, this is bullsh-" Vile started before she was hit as well.
Razor groaned internally. They seriously took out people who wouldn't do anything special instead of the aerial attackers. Pure idiocy.
"Alright...now let's get started", Mew said. "Everyone who was hit please move over to the side."
Mason, Swift, and Vile muttered angrily before moving to the side, making the heroes smirk. Victini put everyone and their water balloons in their structures immediately after that.
Combat and Ded were put into the towers, Laxish was put in the back, and everyone else was in the block. For the villains, they were each put into their own castle, while Krack was put in the tower.
"Alright...let's begin!"
000
"Alright, what are we going to do?" asked Dew. "I mean, we have better defenses obviously, but how are we gonna get any hits if we're stuck in here?"
"Well, Ded and Combat are in the towers and Laxish is behind us, so I guess we have to rely on them…" Lila said.
"Well...I have no complaints…" said Shade, laying down.
"I just hope those assholes don't get any lucky shots…" Volante said before getting nailed in the back. "Like THAT…"
"VOLANTE IS OUT!"
"How the hell did they just-" Ricky started before being tackled out of the way by Demenio as another balloon came down in the area he was standing in.
Ricky blushed a bit as Demenio got from over him. "Um...thanks dude…"
"No problem…" Demenio said in a chilled manner.
More balloons started hitting the wall in front of them all, steadily weakening it.
"How the hell are they throwing so many right now?!" Lila asked in shock as she dodged a few more balloons that were coming her way.
"This is fucking dumb!" Nate said as he looked up and used his vines to catch one of the balloons. He immediately tossed it back to the other side.
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"Incoming!" Krack shouted as the balloon Nate tossed back went towards the others.
Giovanni immediately moved to the side after seeing the balloon coming towards him, allowing the castle he was in to be partially destroyed.
"Damn it!" he exclaimed.
"Shit! Two more!" Hope exclaimed as two more water balloons came towards them.
One balloon struck the side of Aldon's castle, while another hit Zayn right in the face.
"ZAYN IS OUT!"
"Damn it!" he exclaimed.
"Suck it!" Dew shouted.
"Come say it to my face, bitch!" Zayn shouted back.
"Zayn, just go…" Jason said.
Zayn rolled his eyes before being teleported to the side.
"Keep tossing the balloons!" Flynn exclaimed.
Krack was able to see what was about to happen as Combat and Ded both started throwing water balloons towards him. He immediately ducked down, covering his head as the balloons went through the side of his tower and another hit below him.
He quickly got up and threw one towards the containment unit. however, he threw it a bit too far and actually ended up striking Laxish, who was sleeping at the post behind the containment unit.
"LAXISH IS OUT!"
"WHAT?!"
"Yes!" Krack said, fist-pumping.
000
"How the hell is that possible?!" Dew exclaimed.
"Eh...they're getting lucky", said Shade, who was still laying down.
"Um...you know you can have a bit more urgency!" Demenio exclaimed as he jumped out of the way of another water balloon.
"Okay, fine…" Shade said as he stood up and caught a water balloon in his teeth. He immediately sat on his haunches and threw the water balloon that he caught far.
After a few seconds-
"FLYNN IS OUT!"
Shade smirked, while the others gaped in shock.
"Wait...how did-"
"Move to the right!" he exclaimed. Aylesha didn't move in time and got nailed by a water balloon.
"AYLESHA IS OUT!"
"HEY!" Nate exclaimed angrily as he grabbed another water balloon and threw one out of anger.
"Well...that was some throw…" said Piff. "Guess it didn't hit any of them, though…"
"Watch out!" Lila shouted as a few more water balloons came their way, a few going through the sand wall.
"Man, this is just stupid…"
Ded and Combat both kept throwing from their towers, while Emilia did it from the inside. Specifically, both Ded and Combat were aiming for Giovanni and Mai, who were in the air tossing balloons with their feet, well...Giovanni more than Mai.
"Oh those two pieces of shit…" Dew started before he prepared to use Hydro Pump.
"No moves allowed or you will automatically disqualified!" Mew suddenly said.
"Fuck sake!" Dew groaned as he quickly moved to the side to avoid another water balloon.
"So, we're practically screwed!" Hex groaned. "We have a good defense, but we didn't even think about their flyers!"
"Maybe they should have got rid of Mai, Giovanni, and Razor…" Ricky said, dodging water balloon.
"Yeah...that would have been better…" said Lila, dodging another water balloon.
"This is completely unfair…" said Demenio, dodging another water balloon. "They have more people who have usable arms…"
"Meanwhile, Shade just launched one and nailed Flynn…" Piff countered. "Maybe you should just start chucking them like him…"
"Hey, I'm not freakishly strong like he is…"
"Lies…" Shade muttered before he threw another water balloon. It almost hit Aldon, but instead it whizzed past his face.
"Come on, with my claws, I'll end up popping them!" he explained.
"Well, all I know is that if we don't throw more, we're fucked, and I know that I'M not gonna be the one in the toilet…" Dew stated, giving him a threatening glare.
Demenio wasn't intimidated at all, and he actually hated being threatened. He would have just went crazy there, but after his time with Sola, he wanted to show that he really was reliable and helpful…
"Fine…" Demenio muttered as he picked up a balloon from the back and tossed it while sitting. It whizzed over to the other side and hit Krack's tower, going straight through it without causing it to burst.
The one balloon caused a bit of sand to fall to fill the new gap, causing a bit of collapse.
000
Krack wobbled a bit in his tower, but he stayed in the center to keep it level. He reached for another balloon and threw it towards the other side, not hitting anyone.
"Okay, um...I think I have a suggestion to ensure this win…" Kevin said, finally speaking up.
"Shut it…" Razor growled before getting hit by another water balloon.
"Well, looks like you'll be the one doing that…" Kevin said, making Razor growl as he was teleported away.
Aldon groaned. "What's your plan?"
"GIOVANNI! MAI! GET DOWN HERE!"
Hearing their names called, the two birds flew down, narrowly dodging more balloons. This caused suspicion for both Combat and Ded, as well as the other heroes, as they could still hear everything.
"What the hell do you want?!" Giovanni asked in a whisper.
"I have an idea…" he responded in the same tone.
Mai was almost hit by a balloon thrown by Combat, so she moved into one of the openings created after the castles grew.
"Hurry up and tell us!" Hope said, ducking as a balloon soared through her castle's window opening.
"Okay, you two birds fly high in the air and nail the towers repeatedly from the top in order to get rid of the idiots up there…" Kevin explained. "Then, the rest of us can keep throwing at their front wall and get rid of it. That way, we can have a better view."
"That sounds crazy...but it could work…" said Jason.
"It WILL work…" Kevin whisper-shouted. "Now, GO! GO! GO!"
000
"Hmm...nothing's happening right now…" said Ricky, padding up to Demenio, who was still throwing. "I think you can stop for now…"
"You know...you can help out, too…" Demenio said, panting while stretching his throwing arm out.
"I'm not that athletic and you know it…" said Ricky, giving him a cocky smirk. "I used to be sprint, not throw."
"Uh huh...so how was your time with Levi in the jail?" Demenio asked, reciprocating the cocky smirk, making Ricky's eyes widen and a blush to appear on his face.
"Um...let's not talk about that right now...or ever…" Ricky said quickly.
"I wonder why they're not attacking anymore…" said Emilia, folding her arms. She looked up to the right tower, where Ded was standing, looking around the sky for Mai and Giovanni, who seemed to have disappeared from view.
"Babe! What's going on?!"
"I'm not sure…" he responded. "I don't see any of them anymore!"
"Wait, WHAT!?" Dew exclaimed.
"Kevin called Mai and Giovanni to him, so they're probably planning a special attack or something", Shade speculated. "We need to be prepared or we're fucked…"
"Considering it's Kevin's plan...we're already fucked", said Piff, folding her arms.
"Yeah...with that attitude we sure are!" Nate said, as he started rapidly throwing balloons with his vines.
"Nate stop!" Lila said, rushing to him. "We don't have a whole lot of balloons left…and Ded said that he can't see any of them, so there's no point!"
"But, there's always a chance!" Nate said.
"No, we can't take chances right no-"
"NOW!" they all heard as Mai and Giovanni flew down quickly with Jason and Hope holding onto their legs, each holding a balloon in one arm. They both struck Ded and Combat simultaneously.
"DED AND COMBAT ARE BOTH OUT!"
"Wait, what?!" Emilia exclaimed.
Just then, the wall in front of them started 'melting'.
"Shit! They're coming for us!" Hex exclaimed.
"Hell...they've gotta run out of water balloons just like we will…" Lila said.
"Um...Lila...we've got more now…" Demenio said, looking back at the pile.
Lila's eyes widened. "Oh no…"
Soon enough, the wall was melted down and all of the heroes standing there were pelted with water balloons. The villains from the side cheered, while the heroes groaned.
"GAME OVER! THE VILLAINS WIN!"
"We can see that!" Dew exclaimed angrily.
"Looks like we're better sword boy..." Zayn said. "Maybe now you can learn respect-"
"Have you been treated for any STDs yet?
Hearing that immediately caused Zayn to spring forward and try to attack Dew. However, Jason grabbed him, stopping his attack.
"No, let that sonuvabitch come at me!" Dew growled as Hex blocked him. "I fucking dare him! I'll slice his lizard ass up so fucking fast-"
"Um...what the hell is wrong with you two?" asked Shade in a semi-apathetic manner.
"Yeah, this seems to just be coming from nowhere!" Hope added.
Both starters glared daggers at each other with teeth bared as they were being held back and still attempting to attack.
"Well...as fun as this is...it's time that the heroes start deciding who they're gonna get rid of…" said Victini.
"Yeah yeah…" Hex muttered.
000
Lila's alliance met up at that mess hall, where they were trying to figure out what was going on between Dew and Zayn.
"Steven, what the hell is going on with you?" asked Lila.
"Yeah, what's up with you and Zayn?" asked Hex.
"That fucking piece of shit wants to be mad at me because I used to fuck Carman and now I fucking hate her…" he explained. "He thinks that I'm 'disrespecting his girl' because I'm calling her what she is…"
"Well...that was years ago, though", said Volante. "Don't you think you should get over it?"
"How would you feel if you actually felt a pang of love for someone, and then all of a sudden it's revealed that she's been using you as a sex slave the entire time, never had any real feelings for you AT ALL, and she's fucked over 20 other guys?!" Dew exclaimed. "I'm a married guy who goes out a lot, you think ex conversations don't happen? No matter how hard I try to forget, it is still there, so he can't fucking blame me! I'm telling it like it is!"
"Well, we can't have you fighting him…" Lila said.
"Why not? I want that little bitch to come at me! He's not gonna do shit!"
"Dew...he's taller than you", Combat stated. "To him, you're the little bitch…"
"Yeah, plus, remember what happened to Archie…" said Hex.
"Please...if that idiot tries to get me imprisoned, Ally's mom will have me out within a few hours…" Dew said. "I want him to try ANYTHING, he'll get ass kicked immediately."
"So...who we voting?" asked Combat, trying to change the subject.
"Oh yeah...we sure do need to talk about that…" said Volante, knowing what Combat was up to.
"I say we get rid of Piff, Laxish, or Ricky…" said Hex, joining in. "No offense to any of them, but they're completely useless."
"Well...not completely…" Lila said. "If we have an eating contest...Laxish is our key…"
Dew knew what they were doing and rolled his eyes.
"Yeah, but what are the odds they'll actually do one knowing that he's still here?" asked Volante. "I'd say get rid of Piff, but I think we need a bit more femininity in the game…"
"Hey, I can agree to that…" said Hex. "Emilia is the strong girl, Lila is pretty much the leader, Aylesha is the sweetie, and Piff is pretty much the naggy one, again, no offense to her…"
"So...Laxish or Ricky…" said Volante.
"I say Laxish…" said Combat. "We don't have any Electric-types other than Ricky, and I have a feeling that fans of this show will scream hate crime if we DID eliminate him for being useless."
"Well...I guess that makes sense…" said Dew.
"Well, I guess we'll be saying bye to Laxish", said Hex.
000
Everyone was at the elimination ceremony. Zayn and Dew were still glaring daggers at each other.
"Alright...time for my favorite part of the day…" said Victini. "Let's see who's getting flushed! Lila...Hex...Combat...Volante...Nate...Aylesha...Demenio...Shade...Ded...Emilia...and Piff...you guys are all safe!"
"Dew...Ricky...Laxish...you three are at the bottom…" Mew said. "Laxish and Ricky...it seems like your teammates find you useless in more ways than one...and Dew...Zayn most likely did something, so you're safe…"
Dew caught his poffin before giving Zayn a sneer. Zayn growled to himself.
"Ricky...Laxish...one of you is leaving...and that player is…
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...Laxish."
Ricky breathed out a sigh of relief before catching a poffin in his mouth. Laxish looked down. "Well, I guess I was useless to you guys, huh?" he asked, sheepishly rubbing the back of his head.
"Sorry Lax, but when it comes down to strength...you mainly have your stomach, but there probably won't be a lot of eating challenges…" Lila explained.
"Hey, don't be sorry, I'M FREE!" Laxish cheered with a laugh as he ran to the Flush of Shame.
"...he took that well…" said Volante.
"How does it feel to lose a player?" asked Vile.
"Not bad...how are you unlucky thirteen?" asked Emilia.
"I don't see how we're unlucky when we kicked your ass in the challenge…" Mason laughed.
"You weren't even really in the challenge, idiot…" Shade stated blankly.
"Yeah, but my team still won!"
"Whatever…" Shade said, rolling his eyes.
"And while you're calling US unlucky thirteen, you're down to thirteen players, too, so…"
"Fuck off Mother Goose…" Piff said, glaring at her.
"What was that Happy Feet!?"
This sparked another fight/argument between both teams, with some members staying out of it and just walking away, and others going in hard.
000
"Well Laxish, be lucky you're not here anymore...it feels like things are getting A LOT more dramatic and crazy…" Mew said.
"Don't worry, I feel very lucky…" said Laxish.
"Too bad you'll have no money…" Victini said.
"Who cares?" asked Laxish.
Victini shrugged before flushing him down.
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Laxish cheered as he slid down the tubes.
Looking back at the campers still arguing and fighting at the ceremonial area, Victini sighed in happiness. "This is the best season ever…"
Mew gave him a look before punching him in the arm.
000
So much crap going on! EVERYONE HATES EACH OTHER NOW! IT'S INSANE! Laxish is lucky! Anyways, I hope you enjoyed and I hope you had a Happy Thanksgiving! I'll see you next time on Total...Pokemon...All-Stars! See ya guys, BYE!