Hsi Wu, Drago and the Ice gang were standing near Jade's school, waiting for the dismissal bell to ring. Drago looked at
Hsi Wu expectantly
"So, what've ya got planned? snatching up pip-squeak and ransoming her for Tso Lan's chi?"
"Nope," Hsi Wu said, "you'll see..."
the bell rang. Hsi Wu crushed the Chi-Orb, reabsorbing his Chi moments before kids started comming out. Now in
his proper form, Hsi Wu closed his eyes. Inhaling deeply.
"Show time."
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Jade emerged from the school, humming to herself. She couldn't wait to go pick out a cake with Jackie.
"Man, this is gonna be so cool," she muttered to herself, "I'm gonna help Viper and Jackie pick out the biggest, most delicious
wedding cake they've ever seen!"
"Oh, is that right?"
"Yeah, It's gonna be- huh?"
Jade turned towards the voice, the eyes bugged out of her head at the sight of Hsi Wu, in the child form of his Human form.
"Hsi Wu?!"
"You can call my Seymore Wujihosits" he said, crossing his arms casualy, a bit of a smirk on his face.
"But..you were a teenager! I saw you back in Australia!"
Hsi Wu nodded,"True, but I've regained my Chi. And I took this form just for you Jade," he said with a deadly grin, "I have a
question for you, Jade..."
Jade narrowed her eyes, "What's that?"
"Still wanna go to the dance with me?"
Hsi Wu flew off cackling. Jade gritt her teeth, she hated being reminded of that..."This is war, you hear me? WAR!" she yellled
dramaticaly.
Hsi Wu continued to laugh as he began flying back to the Fish Cannery, while Drago and the Ice Gang drove. Jade had been just
another one of his foolish pawns to get what he wanted, but...
He glanced back in the direction of Jade's school breifly as it disapered from sight.
"Under different circumstances Jade..." he muttered to himself, "We might have been freinds."
Bai Tsa, Tso Lan, and Po Kong arrived home. The others were still at work. They turned the corner, entering the kitchen area.
Po Kong was the first to notice the box of spilled Tampons on the floor. Tchang Zu was muttering to himself. He looked up and
noticed his siblings.
"Greetings..." he said.
"Why are there...female products on the floor?" Bai Tsa asked, not even trying to be sutble.
Tchang Zu rolled his eyes and explained what had happened.
Bai Tsa and Po Kong gasped, looking somewhat outraged. Po Kong knelt down and gathered the Tampons, putting them back
inside the box. She and Bai Tsa then hmphed! indignantly, refusing to speak with him.
Tchang Zu was suprised. He turned to Tso Lan
"What are THEY upset about?"
Tso Lan gave a small sigh, "Brother, I should think that that would be obvious..."
Tchang Zu gave an annoyed growl, running a hand through his hair, "WOMEN!!!"
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Tso Lan, as usual, ignored his brothers bad mood and pulled out his newly acquired item he'd bought from an antique store.
A spell book. It contained a great deal of spells which he could use to he could use to his advange. He'd skimmed through it
before purchasing it. Latley he'd been having trouble sleeping, so when he'd found a spell book to remedy this, he hadn't
thought twice.
He began to get out the ingrediants, not noticing
"Let's see...extract of passion flower...hair of ewe...."
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Jamie pouted in her bedroom. She had stopped crying about 10 minutes ago. Then she'd gotten mad, and now she was just
pouting.
"Why does Tchang Zu have to be such a jerk...?" she muttered to herself.
Her throat was scratchy from her earlier yelling and crying. She needed something to drink...
"I'll just run in there, get a glass of water, and come right back to my room..." Jamie said firmly to herself as she ran a hand
through her hair to smooth it down.
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Hsi Wu hummed delightedly to himself as he, followed by Drago and the Ice possy, strode into the living room, plopping on
the couch.
"Great to be back to my old self again," Hsi Wu said, giving his wings a stretch, "I couldn't take being human much longer.
Being a ground dweller is such a drag..."
Drago scoffed, "I didn't hear any objections when you were flirting with those girls at school."
Hsi Wu shrugged, "that's different."
Strike Master Ice glanced at his watch, "Yo, D-man, me and the boys gotta go pick up the frog-face, you comming with?"
Drago shook his head, "Nah, I got better stuff to do..." He looked around, "Hey, where's Jamie?"
"I'm right here," Jamie said, stepping out of her room, she refused to acknowledge Tchang Zu, who had moved back to the
couch, watching wrestling with Hsi Wu.
She made her way to the Kitchen, where Tso Lan was adding the last few ingrediants to his sleeping potion. Jamie looked
at the book.
"A spell book? what're you making?" she asked.
"Just an Anti-insomnia spell. I've been having trouble sleeping," he said as if he was saying he was making a sandwich. Jamie
shrugged.
Drago walked over flipping through the pages, "This book is so old you can barely read it!"
"Flip it back to he page I was on," Tso Lan said Calmly.
Drago flipped it back and turned to Jamie, not noticing a page fall back over to a different spell.
Neither did Tso Lan as he read off the last few ingrdiant's off THAT page and added them to the teapot he was brewing the
spell in.
"There..." he said. He turned to Jamie and Drago, "Care to try it?"
Jamie looked uncertain, "Well, I guess a nap couldn't hurt..."
Drago shrugged, "Eh, why not? not like it's gonna kill me."
Tso Lan found two cups and poured a portion of the potion into them, handing them to Jamie and Drago. Jamie took hers and
looked at the potion, it looked like thick green tea.
Oh well...
She downed hers the same time Drago drank his. It was suprisingly sweet, but with a somewhat bitter aftertaste. She looked over
at Drago, "Feeling sleepy yet?"
"No."
Tso Lan turned his back on them, "In any event-"
A sudden glow came from behind him, He whipped around just as it faded, he turned, looking down.
"Oh dear..."
Jamie and Drago wern't asleep...
They were three year olds.