Why So Serious?
PG13
Boyfriends, Girlfriends, and Chocolate
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or Caramelldansen.
A/N: Caramelldansen actually means "Caramel dance" and it's Swedish… At least, the last time I checked it was but the site might not have been that accurate. Also, this is very fast-paced and weird. (Well, technically, so was the last one but now I'm telling you what its all about.) So, this is why I'm doing all this weird crap: I've been with Sasori too long. XD I've been a fan girl of Deidara and Sasori for too long and I just rediscovered Hidan and Kakuzu – also, I've learned more about them. My friend became a Hidan fan girl so she wanted to be switched from Dei to Hidan. That's what the last one was about. And I feel bad for Kakuzu.
Oh crap. I just went on a rant. I'm gunna stop now to spare you your eyes. I hope you enjoy this next chapter…Even though it's odd and perhaps very disturbing – depending on how you look at this. …Shutting up…
Deidara: I'm getting lonely, yeah…
Sasori: I'm sorry.
Deidara: You're lucky DMP's so loyal, yeah.
Sasori: Are you kidding?? She is not loyal. She'll kiss any guy if given the chance. –pouts- (A/N: I think we has a miscommunication on his end…)
Deidara: So why don't you just leave her, yeah?
Sasori: I…I can't.
Deidara: I just worry about you sometimes, yeah… -looks away-
Sasori: -stares at him in surprise for a moment before standing up and going to the stereo-
Deidara: What are you doing?
Sasori: -turns on Caramelldansen and turns to Deidara- Want to dance with me?
Deidara: -grins and jumps up- Sure! –they start dancing-
DMP: -walks in and practically screams- SASORI!!!
Sasori: -stops- OoO DMP! Um…Dei – I mean, Deidara needed some cheering up. I was just…oh…
DMP: And you accuse me of cheating?
Sasori: I'm not cheating.
Deidara: -stands there, dumbfounded-
DMP: That's not what it looks like.
Sasori: If I were cheating, I'd do this. –spins to face Deidara; grabs his shoulder, leans in and kisses him-
DMP: OMIGOD!!! TT-TT How could you, you asshole?!
Hyper: -peeks around the corner- Tough luck. –disappears-
Deidara: -looking dizzy after kiss- But he's not cheating, yeah.
Sasori: Nope. Because I just dumped you. –turns and smiles smugly at her-
DMP: -jaw drops- I HATE YOU!! You don't know what you just did! I'll make your life a living hell!! –runs off crying-
Deidara: -smiles- Wow, that was cool, yeah.
Sasori: Well, you made a good point – why am I putting up with her? And besides, I don't want you to get lonely… -smiles-
Deidara: ^_^ You're so nice, yeah!
Sasori: I know. –glances at couch and then back at Deidara. Their eyes meet and they jump on the couch and start making-out; Caramelldansen still playing in the background-
DMP: -sitting at the counter eating chocolate chips and crying- My life stinks!!
Kakuzu: -walks in- Why?
DMP: -gasps and almost chokes on a chocolate chip-
Kakuzu: -runs over and does the Heimlich maneuver on her; he waits for her to catch her breath- Are you okay??
DMP: What? Didn't want my life insurance money?
Kakuzu: You're covered? Damn…Well, are you okay?
DMP: Yeah, except for my broken heart. –sighs and starts eating the chocolate chips again- Sasori kissed Deidara and then dumped me. –starts crying-
Kakuzu: Damn, you just keep getting burned, don't you?
DMP: If you're not going to be nice, leave.
Kakuzu: That's my way of showing sympathy.
DMP: Really?
Kakuzu: Yeah.
DMP: Oh. Sorry.
Kakuzu: Whatever.
DMP: You know what? Go away.
Kakuzu: I'm an S-class criminal trying to be nice! I'm doing my best here!
DMP: Well, you're sending mixed signals and it's pretty damn annoying.
Kakuzu: Let's see if this can be mixed then: I really like you, bitch.
DMP: Yeah, you managed to mix that…
Kakuzu: -glares-
DMP: But I got it this time. So you're serious?
Kakuzu: Yes, very much so.
DMP: -silently stares at chocolate chips-
Kakuzu: What're you thinking?
DMP: I'm thinking that if chocolate can make me this happy, I should eat it more often…
Kakuzu: -chuckles- You know that's expensive, right?
DMP: Yeah… -looks at him and grins- So I won't ask for it a lot.
Kakuzu: Only on special occasions.
DMP: Deal. –leans over and hugs him-
Kakuzu: -surprised, hesitantly hugs back-
DMP: -smiles into him- I feel really lucky… I'll try hard.
Kakuzu: Huh?
DMP: I'll try hard not to be a bitch. ^_^
Kakuzu: Oh. Okay. : )