WASSUP EVERYONE!
First of all, I have some very important news. I am thinking of...
MAKING THIS A HARRY POTTER CROSSOVER!
But, I don't want to do it and then get a bunch of complaints. SO, we are going to vote!
By next chapter, if more people are for the crossover then not, I AM BRINGING IN THE HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS!
Annabeth: DON'T DO IT! WE ARE ALREADY TORTURED! DON'T LET MORE PEOPLE BE IN LINE OF FIRE!
Leo: FIRE!
Hazel: Well, I have always wanted to meet Ginny...
Annabeth: *glares*
Hazel: but that is a very horrible thing to do!
Percy: Wait, catsrawesome?
yes?
Percy: since you will have to look after a whole new line of characters, will you go easier on us?
Maybe.
Percy: I'M ALL FOR IT!
Leo: ME TOO! I AM JUST AGREEING TO EVERYTHING PERCY SAYS BECAUSE LERCY IS AWESOME!
Percy: YEAH! GO TEAM LERCY!
Frank: WHY ARE WE YELLING!?
Leo: BECAUSE YELLING IS FUN!
Frank: OK! WHOOOOOO!
Jason: I LOVE YELLING!
Percy, Leo, and Frank: ...
Jason: what?
Piper: I think it will be pretty neat to meet the famous Harry Potter.
Leo: Piper, are you cheating on Jason?
Piper: NO! of course not! why would I do that!?
Leo: you just said that you really wanted to meet Harry Potter!
Piper: But not because I like him!
Leo: I am going to tell Jason!
Piper: I AM GOING TO KILL YOU LEO!
You don't have to.
Everyone: ...
Hazel: what do you mean?
It was revealed from Rick Riordan that in the Blood of Olympus, one of you is going to die.
Percy: WHAT!?
Annabeth: NO!
Leo: I AM TOO YOUNG AND PRETTY TO DIE! AND TOO HANDSOME AND AWESOME AND SEXY AND-
Frank: IT IS GOING TO BE ME! ALL BECAUSE OF MY STUPID STICK!
you're right. It is probably you.
Frank: Hey! you are supposed to reassure me!
Leo: AND COOL AND FANTASTIC AND POWERFUL AND-
Hazel: I DON'T WANT TO DIE AGAIN!
Frank: I would reassure you, but you didn't reassure me!
Hazel: Oh, I'm sorry. I guess I was a little bit busy PANICKING AT THE TIME BECAUSE I MIGHT DIE!
Leo: AND FIRERY AND SWEET AND FUNNY AND NICE
Frank: nice?
Leo: I am running out of ideas.
Piper: I don't want to die *cries*
Jason: Don't worry. I won't let you die.
Piper: and I won't let you die either.
Ok, so do you all want my honest and complete truthful guess in who is going to die?
Everyone: YES!
Here is the list. The top is least likely to die, and the bottom is the most likely:
Annabeth
Percy
Piper
Hazel
Leo
Jason
Frank
Frank: WHAT!?
Percy: oh. well, at least me and Annabeth are at the top of the list.
Annabeth: Annabeth and I.
Look, we already waited a whole series in near death incidents for Percabeth. RICKS NOT KILLING YOU AFTER THAT!
I actually don't want anyone to die.
Piper: oh, really?
Yup! let me tell you why:
Frank because then it might result in Hazel and Leo getting together and CALEO CAN'T HAPPEN!
Frank: I am glad you are so concerned for my well being.
Leo: she doesn't care. You know that Frank?
Frank: Sarcasm. that was sarcasm, and you made it worse.
Hazel because she already got resurrected and I think it is quite pointless that she should die again.
LEO BECAUSE I LOVE HIM! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE THAT STUPID OATH!
Calypso: ouch
Leo: BECAUSE I LOVE CALYPSO!
Calypso: *beams*
hey, I'm not complaining!
Leo: this is why I love my job.
Annabeth: *slaps him*
Annabeth and Percy because THEY ALREADY ALMOST DIED IN THE PERCY JACKSON SERIES AND I LOVE PERCABETH!
Piper because she is awesome.
Jason because HE ACTUALLY SAID THE FIRST WORDS IN THE WHOLE SERIES.
Sorry Frank. Your chances aren't very good.
Frank: :*(
Leo: *pats back reassuringly*
Hazel: *slaps had away*
Leo: REALLY!?
...
CALYPSO! WHERE ARE YOU!?
Calypso: yes?
REASSURE LEO!
Calypso: why?
BECAUSE YOU LOVE HIM!
Calypso: why?
BECAUSE RICK WROTE IT LIKE THAT!
Calypso: why?
BECAUSE- BECAUSE-
BECAUSE I LOVE CALEO!
Calypso: why?
BECAUSE IT IS MY OTP! WHY DO YOU LIKE LEO?
Calypso: ...
Leo and Percy: CATSRAWESOME STRIKES AGAIN!
Calypso: SHUT UP!
Leo and Calypso?
Calypso: yes?
Leo: what?
Did you truthfully like the kiss that I forced you to do?
Calypso: um...
Leo: absolutely.
Calypso: *looks at him weirdly*
Leo: what?
Calypso?
Calypso:...
Calypso: ...yes.
Leo: :D
Calypso: *slaps Leo*
Percy: um.
Frank: awkward
Ok! that's enough for one day, and the next chapter is sure to be very... interesting.
THAT IS, IF YOU VOTE FOR THE CROSSOVER!
HAVE A NICE LIFE! SPLAT!
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