Hello Peoples, I'm writing this, while watching SpongeBob, so my story may be influenced by its randomness.
Still own nothing - Sonny's POV

I was extremely happy that I could convince Chad to come back to the studio, and whilst trying to do that I managed to get him to say 'I love you' and ask me out.He did however almost crash the car we were driving when he tried to kiss me. I figured it would be too awkward to kiss him now.

We had made a few steps to our plan.
Step 1: Find Portlyn's Paparazzi
Step 2: Find Portlyn
Step 3: Well that one's a surprise.

First we set off to find Portlyn and her paparazzi. They weren't that hard to find, seeing as they were the loudest ones at the studio. We ran onto the Mackenzie Falls set and suddenly all the cameras turned to us.
"Chad," One of the paparazzi asked, "Is it true that you were cheating on Portlyn with Ms Monroe?"
"Cheating...pfft...I was never going out with Portlyn. Sonny and I were just trying to hide our relationship from the world. Some people were getting cluey."
"Your relationship?" another paparazzi asked.
"Oh yeah," I replied, "Chad and I have been going out for ages. It was a secret"
"What!" screamed Portlyn, completely ignoring her 'innocent and heartbroken' facade.
"You two have been going out for ages. So why was Ms. Monroe seen on a date with Nico Harris?"
"Like I said before, we were just trying to cover up our relationship and keep it secret. I was there to make sure they didn't make it too convincing. So Portlyn it looks like your blackmail won't work anymore." Chad replied. These paparazzi were much easier to handle than we thought.
"What blackmail?" One of the paparazzi asked. Before Chad could even explain to them what Portlyn was doing she called out:
"Well you didn't tell them about Sonny watching Mackenzie Falls!"
"You told her?" I mumbled.
"It was an accident" he muttered back.
"I thought there was a feud between the shows and a rule that no one may watch the other's show."
"Yeah well I watch Mackenzie Falls, just like the majority of Tweens. What are you gonna do about it? Sue me? And besides, if I'm going out with Chad it would probably on a lot worse of that scale than just watching their show."
"I watch So Random!" Chad exclaimed. All eyes in the room turned to him. "Yeah, I have been for a while. Well, ever since Sonny joined. I don't care if the world knows because everyone does stuff they regret. They break rules. And just because I'm a celebrity I'm supposed to be perfect. I love Sonny Monroe. I watch her show. I'm being used by one of my ex-girlfriends just for the publicity. I really don't care what you think of me. I'm only human. So Portlyn, I don't think you can make me leave now, seeing as you have nothing over me that you can expose."
"Wow Chad that was really deep. And do you want to know how I really felt about that?" Portlyn was speaking now. "I felt like, IF THESE DAMN PAPARAZZI DON"T LEAVE THIS ROOM NOW I WILL KILL THEM!" and everybody fled. "Well Chad," she continued, "congratulations."
"Congratulations for what?" he asked.
"You're finally man-enough to face the paparazzi, you don't have to leave anymore. Oh wait, yes you do." She pulled out a script. "Do you know what this is?" She asked.
"Of course I do." he replied, "That's the script for our season finale."
"Oh and guess what it says." She said while flipping through pages. She pointed to a small line in italics. I read it. Mackenzie dies.
"Portlyn, what is wrong with you?" I asked.
"WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME?" she yelled back. "MAYBE IT'S THE FACT THAT CHAD WAS SUPPOSED TO LEAVE. I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET HIS PUBLICITY."
"Is that what this is about?" I asked.
"When Chad broke up with me, he got all the attention. I was made out to look as the weird freak. All I wanted was the publicity. I didn't think he would leave. Now he's returned with all these secrets and blurted them out to the paparazzi, and he's taken my publicity again. Well guess what. Now that Chad's leaving Mackenzie Falls, I'll get my well deserved publicity. And I won't be in his shadow."
"Oh my god, you're just jealous of Chad. Well if you're that psycho right now, I would just love to see your face when you see this." I pulled Chad over and gave him a kiss on the lips. The world around us went silent. I had no idea how long we were kissing, until I had to stop and breathe.
"That was amazing" Chad whispered.
"You too" I replied. We started looking around for Portlyn. One of the paparazzi had left their camera in here, we looked at it. The tape was missing.
"Oh my god...Portlyn"

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