EowynsPen
heya Matt!
Kayz,
1. Eileen is upset that you're ignoring her. (I told him, Eileen. Now give
the cat back.) (Eileen: NEVER!)
I'm sorry Eileen… it's not my fault!
2. Have you ever worn purple contacts? Only I saw a really weird picture of
you on an old christmas card I found one day...
Huh… I don't wear contacts so I'd have to say no. But someone may have drawn me with purple eyes.
3. If you want to quit smoking, switch all your normal cigarrettes for
cactus-flavored ones. Trust me. It works. My uncle proved it.
That's… interesting… I'll order some –orders the cactus-flavored cigarettes- how many packs will I need?
4. How many times have you been hospitalized?
Haha… you don't want to know.
Rachel: Lemme guess, they were for mental problems.
Matt: runs in the family, doesn't it?
5. How many times has Mello been hospitalized?
For Chocolate overdose? I lost count.
6. Is it true that you used to aid Mello on his stalking missions?
Yeah… those were kind of fun because we got to freak people out.
Rachel: you're a bad influence on my children and nephews!
Matt: So?
Kay, Matt, that's it! Bye!
-EowynsPen
bye!
Kit-Kat Punk-lover
MERrY CHRISTAMAS!
Rachel: YAY!! CHIRSTMAS!!!
Near: It's not christmas yet.
Matt: what Near said! they're waaaay too excited.
Me: So! I get really festive around this time of year!
Near; Her room is crowded with presents.
Rachel: lol I'm too lazy to do that XD
Me: Whe I feel like Santa Claus!
Beyond: But cuter. ;)
Near: Mello you will get 500 pounds of chocolate if you kill B for me.
Mello: -looks at Near then Beyond- Uh I rather not die...EVEN FOR CHOCOLATE!
Near...
Matt: well, I feel the same about video games…
Rachel: besides! Aunt Mello wouldn't kill my brother-in-law! Would he?
Matt: I dunno… Mello?
Me: Anyway, I've also done something so outragous you'll bang your heads
against the wall!
Uh, thanks?
Gaara: More people?
Wrath: Mommy what did yu do?
Me: Hahahaha I kidnapped the Twilight charatcers (from the book)!
Edward: -all chained up and can't escape- Who areyou!
Bella: o.o
Jasper: Why did you kidnap us?
Alice: This is...intresting...
Rosaline: -glares-
Esme: um...
Charlise: Please rlease us.
Rachel: You forgot my brother!!!
Matt: brother?
Rachel: Emmett! :D gosh, daddy. You haven't read my Twilight story? It's awesome!!!
Me: Dang it I forgot to snatch Jacob! Oh well! Auctioning off twilight
characters!dig starts at 5 dollars!
Everyone: o.O
Rachel: lol. Before you auction them off, can I tickle Carlisle? I've always wanted to know if he was ticklish… -tickles Carlisle-
Me: What I have to pay for those gifts somehow!
Near: Does the word insane ring any bells.
Me: It does in fact! Tee hee!
Mello: Matt talk some sense into your kids.
Near: He would but they didn't have any sense to begin with.
Me: Hahahahahaha Bye for now!
Matt: bye… Katelyn, you can't auction off people. Now do as your mother and aunt say!
master holykira
rain:my question is has mello ever seen a web page where someone has a video
of the people dying like in the movie the Untraceable? I've asked others but
they won't tell me
I'm not sure, actually
Rachel: oooh I really want to see that movie!!
Matt: you haven't yet?
Rachel: sadly, no.
i'm in germany so that way i won't have to deal with my uncle and father. and
i hate work
Matt: Nice. I know what you mean… work isn't fun.
L: We have a special surprise for everyone since this update isn't very long.
Rachel: it's a story!!! Lol okay, well it's not much of a special treat, but I thought it was interesting.
Okay, so last night, I and my family (not the DN character family… we didn't want to freak everyone else out) were at my Great-Grandma's visitation.
And so we were talking to people I don't know and somehow they got onto the topic of how I want my mom's car when I'm able to drive since she might get a new one by that time anyway.
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Mom: Hah, yeah Rachel still thinks she's getting my car
Rachel: well, if I don't get that then I want the van (We have two Jettas that my parents use regularly and an Astro van that we use for long-distance trips or thing where we need to carry a lot of other stuff)
Mom: haha, no. I wouldn't even let you ride in a van with some guy!
Rachel: why?
Mom: because it's like a whole house in there!!!
Rachel: what? …. … (realizes what she's talking about) Oh… (angrily) OH NO!!! You did NOT just imply that!
Mom: no comment
Rachel: you just… you just… NO… NO… NO, you sooooooooo did not just imply that
Mom: we're dropping this… and that is no what I said
Rachel: you implied it!!!
Dad: what?
Mom: nothing
Rachel: she's implying I'm going to have sex in a van when I get older.
Dad: o.O –leaves-
Rachel: you see what you do?
Mom: I didn't do anything.
Rachel: you implied-
Mom: We're dropping this…
-a few minutes later after my mom talks to some other people-
Rachel: oh, and just for the record, Mom. I do not plan on having sex in a van for my first time… I would probably never have sex in a van.
Aunt Jo: what?
Rachel: she –points to mom- implied I would have sex in a van when I start driving. I soooooo do not plan on having sex in a van for my first time and- (I didn't emphasize the italics, but those are key phrases that my aunt heard)
Jo: -lightly taps me on the back of the head- wrong answer
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Rachel: yeah… I wanted to add that I didn't plan on ever having sex in a van but what ever
L: you're first time.
Matt: -growls and chases L with his game boy-
Rachel: -blushes- well they don't know about this family.
Ed and Al (remember they're children right now): mommy, what's sex?
Rachel: oop… I forgot they were here… I'm such a bad mother –tear-
Um… why don't you go ask your father?
Ed and Al: okay!!!
Rachel: anyway! We hope you all have a wonderful holiday season!!! Yay!!