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Reversed

"Ratsflow olleh!" Bulletwind addressed his brother.

Wolfstar of TacoClan stopped mid-stride. "Bulletwind?" Oh and today had started out such a normal day. Then again, this was TacoClan. Normal meant crazy.

"Sey?" The gray tom replied.

Wolfstar looked rather confused, then rolled his eyes, if his brother wanted to act crazy, let him.

Bulletwind flicked his tail, eyes gleaming. He walked backwards, following Wolfstar. The leader made a noise and shook his head.

"What in the name of StarClan are you doing?"

"Esrever ni gniklat tsuj ma I ,elpmis." Bulletwind replied after a rather long pause. Wolfstar's jaw fell open, it sound like his sibling was speaking in tongues.

"Has Vetis possessed you or something?"

Warstrike looked up, the black she-cat sighed and rolled her green eyes. "He said he's talking in reverse."

"How do you understand him?" Sunheart asked, looking confused. The sun-kissed tom sat next to his mate, Splashfeather looked just as confused.

Warstrike chuckled. "He's my brother. I've spent countless seasons with him. It's a terrifying fact but I understand how his brain works." The black she-cat's green eyes flashed with amusement. "That and he's done this before."

"What's he doing now?" Battleclaw asked, as the fourth sibling entered camp, followed by Flurrypelt and Timberheart.

"Truh ma I." Bulletwind snapped, sitting down. He was still facing the wrong way, but everyone could see his whisker's twitching.

"Oh deal with it." Battleclaw retorted, the dark gray tabby walking up. "Why do you even do this?" before he could get a response he cut Bulletwind off. "Never mind I don't want to know."

"Maybe he's crazy like Frostfang." Badgercloud offered, the black and white she-cat tilted her head slightly.

"Frostfang doubts that is the case. Why would you offer that suggestion?" Frostfang looked confused, the large white tom emerging from the nursery. He'd probably been visiting his kits and missed Bulletwind's comments.

"Emit siht ti did uoy." Bulletwind meowed hesitantly, clearly trying to phrase his words properly. Frostfang's eyes widened briefly, before the Clan's nut case began circling him.

Bulletwind leaned away, "Tnaw uoy od tahw?" it took him a while to speak, and his mouth moved oddly, like he was contorting his tongue to speak, but he pulled it off.

Frostfang backed away slowly, eyeing the tom like he was crazy. Then again, Frostfang would know better than anyone who was crazy.

Bulletwind's tail twitched and Warstrike shook her head.

"Siht od uoy od yhw?" Battleclaw asked Bulletwind and Wolfstar groaned.

"I'm the brother to a bunch of crazy people!" he yowled.

"Deedni." Warstrike chuckled, her breath ruffling her whiskers. Wolfstar shook his head and walked away. "I'm in no mood to deal with this."

Rabbitfur, the semi-crazy mate of Wolfstar's daughter walked up to him. "Shh! I'm a bird." He whispered.

Wolfstar looked beyond disturbed and ran for his den tail streaming behind him. "AGH!"

Snowheart chuckled. "So speaking in reverse scares Wolfstar?"

"Sseug I." Bulletwind shrugged, whiskers twitching once more. The whole Clan laughed, and poor Wolfstar's day was about get much worse.

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Smokefrost, Shadyfeather, and Thornheart were in for a shock when they got back to camp. The whole Clan was sitting in pretty much silence. Wolfstar was nowhere to be seen. Both of which were rather disturbing for TacoClan.

Smokefrost blinked, and glanced at the other two who shrugged. The smoky colored deputy narrowed his blue eyes.

"Traehnroht!" A fluffy white tom meowed, spotting the one-eyed golden brown tom.

Thornheart's good eye widened. "Bouncepaw?"

The white apprentice's tail waved back and forth, and Smokefrost stepped away from him.

Darkstorm, Smokefrost's usually serious brother glanced at the patrol. "Olleh."

"What happened while we were gone?" Shadyfeather muttered. "If Wolfstar's acting like this I'm going to give him a good smack to the head."

Smokefrost chuckled darkly. "I think I'd help."

"Help me!" Speaking of the devil, Wolfstar emerged from his den and sprinted towards his mate and deputy, amber eyes huge. "They've gone crazy!"

"Ton evah." Bulletwind snapped, and his amber eyes gleamed. "Erew ydaerla ew."

Frostfang nodded in agreement. "Dniwtellub htiw eerga tsum gnaftsorf."

Snowheart emerged from the medicine cat den. "Bulletwind spoke in reverse and everyone decided it would be fun. I just don't feel like it." He glanced at Bulletwind, who winked back at him.

"Thank StarClan." Smokefrost looked around. "You mouse-brains!"

Darkstorm laughed, his white-tipped ears flicked. "Trops liops." The Clan laughed, and Wolfstar looked at his mate. His eyes were still huge, and his fur stood on end. Considering he'd been putting up with all of this all morning, it was wonder he didn't look like he had the mange. Surely it was only a matter of time though.

Shadyfeather sighed. "Can't you all be normal for once in your lives?" the black furred she-cat demanded, flicking her plumed tail.

"On." Ashfall called back to his mother. Thunderkit, Shadykit and Wolfkit laughed at their father, who flicked his tail so they could play with it.

Shadyfeather looked like she could smack her only son around TacoClan camp. Wolfstar shook his head. "They've all acted this way since Battleclaw and Warstrike picked it up." Shadyfeather hopped she hadn't just seen a tuft of her mate's fur fly off.

Rabbitfur ran past them backwards. "Sdrawkcab gniklat ma I!" the brown furred tom yelled loudly.

Shadyfeather and Wolfstar shared a long look. "Which one us gave him permission to be Ravenwing's mate?" they asked together.

"Little late to question that choice isn't it?" Smokefrost eyed Ravenwing, who was clearly pregnant. The black she-cat glared at her parents, and turned away.

"I can still hurt him." Wolfstar replied, his fur still ruffled. It was a good thing the leader had been born with gray fur or else it would be that way now. Smokefrost stared at his five kits, he'd only fathered two but considered them all his.

Eveningclaw and Leopardleap were arguing, and like the rest of the Clan, they were talking backwards.

"Well those two are yours." Wolfstar muttered and got a nasty look in reply. His deputy glanced back at his kits, as though unsure what to do.

Snowheart sat down, licking one gray paw. "Maybe we ought to join them?"

"Sey!" Bulletwind called from across the camp.

Sunheart purred. "Su noij!" he made a face at the last word, it had been weird to say, even weirder to hear. Wolfstar looked at Snowheart and asked the question that was all over his face.

"Are you out of your Star-Clan given mind?"

"I know they are." Smokefrost gestured with his tail to their Clan mates, "If he wants to join them, he is too."

"If you can't beat them join them." Snowheart replied, with a cold look at Smokefrost. He put his paw down, and turned his blue eyes on Wolfstar. "But you forgot one important thing."

Wolfstar looked at him in confusion and Snowheart chuckled. "What happens tonight?"

Wolfstar's eyes widened, how could he have forgotten? The fact his Clan had lost its mind and started speaking backwards was no excuse.

"Thginot si tahw?" Thornheart asked slowly and the four regular speaking cats stared at him. Bouncepaw sat next to his father figure, shoulders shaking with laughter. Thornheart's whiskers twitched with amusement and he studied them clearly expecting an answer.

"You too?" Smokefrost asked.

Wolfstar's fur slowly lay down. "Well, that would be rather amusing."

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The full moon's light filled the clearing where Inkedstar sat on the large rock, ignoring Envy. The small she-cat's green eyes were trained on Rue, who seemed to be looking for the tardy TacoClan.

Inkedstar, on the other paw, was a huge tabby, with very different eyes. She looked bored. Oh how that would change in a few heartbeats.

The sounds of paw steps made Inkedstar sigh. "Oh have they finally decided to show?"

TacoClan scattered, all of them looked… oddly amused. Lynxears nodded to Rue, but didn't speak to her. Rue looked at him, and he sent a sly glance at Wolfstar.

Inkedstar stalked forward. "What kept you?"

Wolfstar jumped onto the rock, and spoke slowly and carefully. "Gnitiaw uoy peek ot yrros."

Silence fell on the hollow, Envy stared at Wolfstar, while TacoClan attempted, and failed, to keep a straight face.

Inkedstar's jaws parted slightly. She was one of the crazier cats in the forest, but this was something she wasn't entirely prepared for.

Envy's green eyes narrowed, jealousy on her face. So Wolfstar's new trick was to speak in reverse? She could do that!

Rue looked at Lynxears who asked, "Neeb uoy evah woh?" Rue blinked then understood. "Good enough I guess. So TacoClan went crazy on us?"

Lynxears' whiskers twitched in reply, as the dappled tom's tufted ears flicked.

"Ratsflow ,yllanif ,ereh uoy ees ot dalg ma I." Envy finally stated and TacoClan lost it completely. Snowheart shook his head, and laughed pretty hard. He leaned over to Bulletwind and asked. "Did you know this would happen when I dared you to act crazy?"

"I had no idea this would happen." Bulletwind replied softly. "But it's fun no?"

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