The Day School Got TWISTED Chapter 25
Me, Anna, Lynsay, Legolas and Aragorn approached the closet carefully. We heard screaming from in side and we wondered what was going on.
Aragorn quietly placed his hand on the knob and yanked the door open.
The site inside was too horrible to speak of, so I will do my best…
There sat Ms. Fowler. She was holding a screaming pink cat that was covered in…
In…
Meat Sauce!
THE HORROR! THE HORROR! THE EVIL HORROR OF THE 3-YEAR-OLD STUFF!
"HELP! HELP!" the pink cat screamed
"Mr. Noruas? Is that you?" I asked
"YES! NOW GET ME OUT!" he replied
"Unhand that cat!" Lynsay yelled to the zombie
"MY PLAN HAS BEEN DISCOVERED! Prepare to dieeee!" Ms. Fowler yelled
She roared loudly and spun her head around. Suddenly 30 green and yellow turkey zombies appeared and gobbled evilly!
Lynsay instantly told us to retreat to the nearest empty classroom after she had seen the turkeys.
We soon for one not that far down the hall from the zombie. From the safety of Gandalf's room, they deiced what to do.
Aragorn and Legolas rolled their eyes.
"More turkeys!?" Aragorn said
"ZOMBIE turkeys!" Lynsay said, "They should be feared and hated by all!"
Anna and I shrieked and ran around.
"Well, yellow and green zombie turkeys are NOT scary." Legolas said, "All you have to do is throw food at it."
"No! That makes the zombie turkeys stronger. For them we must use the…Jelly blasters." Lynsay said
Anna and I stopped running around and blinked, "What's a Jelly Blaster?" We asked
" THIS! She said and took a weird looking object out of her pocket
"This is the Jelly Blaster 3000! It shoots advanced purple jelly beans. That is the only thing know to the world that will destroy zombie turkeys." Lynsay informed and gave us each one
"COOL!" I said, "LETS HUNT SOME ZOMBIE!"
The zombie turkeys were staying close to their master. The second they saw us Ms. Fowler ordered them to attack.
Lynsay shot the Jelly Blaster at the turkey. The purple jellybean hit the turkey right in the face and the turkey instantly exploded in a flash of bright pink light.
"Oooh! It worked!" Anna said and also blasted one
Soon turkeys were exploding all around us and Ms. Fowler was jumping up and down with rage.
When all the turkeys were dead we approached Ms. Fowler.
"Surrender evil…thing!" Lynsay said
"Yes please! Then all this stupid stuff will stop happening." Legolas said
"Anyway! Leave us alone!" I added
"NEVER!" She hissed
Lynsay frowned and quicker than you could say orange cat with a Mohawk she took a bigger blaster out of her bag and pointed it at Ms. Fowler.
"What do you plan to-
But Ms. Fowler didn't get to finish her sentence because Lynsay fired the blaster at her and blue spaghetti flew out.
Blue spaghetti, a zombie's worst nightmare. Ms. Fowler exploded with a great boom!
BOOM! (See? I told you.)
And Ms. Fowler was no more.
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!" Anna, Lynsay and I yelled and we went to free Noruas who was drowning in the pot of meat sauce
Aragorn and Legolas were quiet however.
"What is that?" Aragorn asked and poked at the object that appeared in the spot where Ms. Fowler exploded
"It looks like a fork." Legolas said and picked it up
He turned it over and examined it. Nothing seemed strange about it. Just a normal fork.
"Whatch' got Legolas?" I asked
"A fork. Just a simple fork." He replied
All of us took turns looking at it before we decided it was really just a stupid fork.
Legolas threw it in the nearest trashcan and helped us free Noruas. If he would have turned and looked back at it he would have seen the greenish radioactive glow that the fork gave off.
"I'm okay…THANK YOU! You saved my life!" Noruas screamed and hugged my arm, "So…much…meat sauce!"
Noruas shrieked when he saw the meat sauce being taken out of the closet. He ran and hid in the safety of Lynsay's bag.
"Now, let's see if we can find that brain." Lynsay said and looked through the closet
She soon found it in a jar in the back of the closet.
"Here it is!" she announced, "I'm glad that she didn't eat it yet."
"Let's hurry up and get it to Gandalf." Anna said
"What was up with the fork?" Noruas asked
"I don't know. I think it was just a unimportant random object." I said
Well, even for me that was quite stupid. In this school even the tamest object, like a paperclip for instance, could be an evil leader from Mars, bent on taking over the world.
We hurried to the office and soon found Gandalf sitting with Elrond.
Elrond was throwing paper monkeys at Gandalf and hooting stupidly each time.
"Holy Cheese in the sky! What happened to him?" Anna asked horrified
"That, my friend is the brainless Elrond." Aragorn said, "Disturbing, isn't it?"
Anna nodded then thought of something, "Hey, you just called me you friend! So does that mean that we are friends?"
Aragorn looked confused, "Um…I suppose."
"YAY! ARAGORN IS MY FRIEND!" Anna yelled, "What's the Elven word for friend? It's like, Mel…or something?"
"DON'T TELL HER LEGOLAS! She will never shut up!" Gandalf hissed
"Ooooh! Friends?" Elrond said
Then he had a sudden memory blast, which is quite impossible since he has no brain, "THAT'S THE PASSWORD GANDALF! FOR THE DOOR OF MORIA!"
Elrond grabbed Gandalf's staff and ran to the closet and started beating on the door.
"MELLON!" Elrond yelled and pounded so hard that the staff busted a hole in the wall and got stuck
Elrond pulled and pulled but it wouldn't come free.
"ELROND!" Gandalf yelled, "Stop that RIGHT NOW! BAD ELROND! SIT!"
Elrond pouted and crossed his arms like a spoiled little kid, "I don't have to listen to you! Your not my daddy!"
"Aragorn, Legolas, assistance please." Gandalf said
Aragorn and Legolas grabbed Elrond's arms and forcefully pushed him to his rolling chair. The chair flew backwards and smashed into the wall behind the desk.
Elrond was knocked out.
If that was even possible because he didn't…have a brain…then how is he moving/talking/doing anything you ask? In response to your question, I DON'T KNOW OR CARE! ! Now getting back to things…
"Well! Who knows how to do brain surgery?" I asked
Everyone shrugged.
"If anyone knows how to put a brain back in someone head, please come to the front office." Legolas said over the intercom
We waited for a wile and just when we were going to give up, the door flew open and two girls were struggling to get in the door first. They were dressed in long white lab coats and had gloves and doctor's masks on.
One had frizzy red hair and the other didn't. The only girl in the school with frizzy red hair like that was Casey.
"CASEY?" I exclaimed
She looked up and the other girl pushed her out of the way and ran in the room.
Before she could attack Legolas, Anna grabbed her.
"Well, if it isn't Dani and Casey." She said
I slapped a hand to my face, "Leave it to them to come when Legolas makes an announcement!"
"But we really do know brain surgery! Here are our papers from…the collage place." Dani said and handed the papers to Gandalf
He looked them over and frowned, "Girls? This is an application for Fan Girls United."
"EXACTLY!" they said at the same time
"Now where is the brain?" Casey asked
"You think I'm actually going to let you get near Elrond's brain?" Gandalf said laughing
"Yes, you are going to let us help Elrond!" Dani yelled giving Gandalf the evil eye
"Okay, I suppose. You can't make him anymore stupid than he already is." Gandalf said and gave the jar to Casey
Dani frowned, "GET OUT ALL OF YOU! We need to concentrate!"
We scooted out and waited in the office near the front desk we sat down in the chairs and waited. The cheesy sit-com music played in the background then it slowly turned into elevator music.
"Who picked the music?!" Aragorn asked, "Its horrible!"
"You think its bad? Try having elven hearing!" Legolas said and coved his ears
"Oooh! Let me help!" Lynsay said and gently place her hands over Legolas' ears, "Better?"
He nodded.
Waiting, waiting, waiting…
"AH! This is so boring!" I exclaimed
"Yeah, go get Fortaboopoo to entertain us!" Anna said
"Who's Fortaboopoo?" Aragorn asked
"I don't know. I read it somewhere once. In a FAN FICTION" Anna replied
Waiting, waiting, waiting…
"What's a fan fiction?" Aragorn asked
Suddenly, the door flew open, the elevator music stopped and Casey shrieked: EUREKA!
"You may see the patient now." Dani said and stepped aside
We hurried in and crowded around Elrond who was just waking up.
"Ughhh…I'm I dead? I'm I in heaven? AH! No! Casey is here! It must be the other place!" Elrond exclaimed
"Hey!" Casey said
"No, you aren't dead Elrond. You are in your office. How do you feel?" Gandalf asked
"My head hurts. But other than that, I feel okay." Elrond informed
"Well enough to rule the school aging?" Anna asked
"Yes, I suppose. What happened to me anyway?" Elrond asked
"Before or after the zombie ate your brain?!" I asked annoyed, "I warned you! But would you listen? NO!"
"Stop yelling. My head hurts. And you did tell me about the zombie and I'm sorry I didn't listen. There. Are you happy now?"
"Yes, I hope you feel better." I said and hugged Elrond
Elrond sighed, "Now get out of my office! I have stuff to do! And why are there paper monkeys everywhere?!"
"In case you don't remember Rondie, You were making them…in mass production!" Lynsay said
"I was? Why on Middle Earth was I...Never mind, I don't care." Elrond said and turned his disco ball on
He dusted off his tie dyed robes, put the Afro back on and went about fixing up his office.
"Where are my wheat thins?! I can't-
I handed him the box.
"Oh, thank you." He said and munched on some the second they were giving to him
The bell rang. It was time to get back to class.
"Bye Bye! Elly! I hope our handiwork with your brain helped." Casey said and skipped out dragging Legolas and Aragorn with her
Dani went after them yelling something about to Casey. Lynsay grabbed her bag and was just about to leave when I stopped her.
"Hey, stick around for awhile. We could always use some help with the random stuff that attacks the school on a regular basis." I said
"Okay! That sounds like fun." She said and dropped her bag
Her bag hissed when it hit the floor.
"Do you mind!? I was sleeping!" A voice yelled
"Noruas! Are you still in there? Come out and go sulk somewhere." I said
Noruas grumbled and pulled his pink catness out of the bag.
"Someone let the cat out of the bag!" I said
"Ugh! What a horrible pun!" Noruas exclaimed and trotted out
"Come on, let's go to class." I said
"CHEESE!" Lynsay shrieked
In math we were learning probability.
The hobbits were demonstrating with mushroom. Not a good idea.
"Okay, so you have 4 shiny orange mushroom, 6 red mushrooms and 5 purple ones. What is the probability of picking a purple one…after Pippin tried to eat 7 of them. PIPPIN! I told you to stop!" Sam hissed
"What? I wasn't!" Pippin insisted
"I just saw you take them!" Sam hissed, "Give me those! I need to help Mr. Frodo teach the lesson! Isn't that right Mr. Frodo?
Frodo was sitting behind his desk with headphones on. He was eating potato chips and playing Adrian's game boy. (How he got it, I have no clue.)
"Huh? Yeah, sure Sam." Frodo said and ate one of the mushrooms
"HEY! He just ate one!" Merry said
"Yeah, why can't we have one?!" Pippin said
"FINE! EAT THEM! I won't teach them about probability! Here they are, so willing to learn about fractions and you have to wreck it for them! Its not everyday that they are so enthusiastic!" Sam yelled
Half the class was sleeping. Casey was drooling over her picture of Legolas. Dani was doing the same. Noliee and Jackie were passing notes and I was quietly talking with Lynsay.
The hobbits ate their mushrooms and sighed happily.
Casey raised her hand, "This is boring. Tell us something about Elfy."
"Who's Elfy?" Sam asked, "Does this person like math?"
"I don't know if Elfy likes math. You should know! You are the teacher." Casey replied
"Just F.Y.I Sam, Elfy = Legolas. See? I used math. The '=' thing." I said in a 'duh' tone
"Oh, something about Legolas?" Sam said, "Well, did you know he likes to randomly talk about hand lotion?"
"Really?" Jackie asked suddenly interested for something she could use as revenge
"Yeah, during the quest all he did was- No! I'm getting off topic! Back to math!" Sam said
The class sighed and went back to what they were doing and Sam went back to blabbing.
"Um, Sam? I don't fell good." Pippin said
"I don't either. I think those mushrooms were- OH MY FLYING COW! Pippin! You're bright purple!" Merry exclaimed
Sure enough Pippin was bright purple and glowing.
"MERRY! YOUR'RE ORANGE!" Pippin hollered back
The hobbits looked at each other and then back at themselves.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" the screamed
"Sam! Where did you get those mushrooms!?" Frodo demanded
He was fire engine red.
"I got them from the science room!" Sam said
"Before or after Casey got a hold of the chemicals?" I asked and looked at the hobbits who were now flying through the air
"After…I think." Sam replied
I smacked a hand to my face for the 100th time that day. (Can you say headfarting trauma?)
"DUH! They were infected with chemicals!" I shouted
"WEEEEEE!" Pippin exclaimed and floated out of the classroom
Frodo and Merry followed.
Sam shouted and ran after them.
"Coooooooool. No teacher!" Karvian said suddenly awake
We were just about to start parting when the door flew open, hit the wall, then ricocheted and slammed shut again. There was a loud yell of rage then the door blasted off its hinges and busted through the window.
Then it entered. A glowing green fork with an angry face floated in the door.
"MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!" It yelled
The room shook, lightning flashed and the lights dimmed when it laughed.
"Who are you?" Casey asked
The fork looked at her, "SLIENCE MORTAL!"
"Casey! When a glowing fork enters the room and laughs evilly, you don't ask it question!" Lynsay scolded
"QUIET! I WILL NOW SPEAK!" the fork said
"Well, we don't have all day so get on with it!" Cloe yelled from the back of the room
The fork growled but chose to ignore the remark.
"I. Am THE mystical evil fork and-
"Cool! I'm THE Cheese Turkey." I said
"SHUT UP!…I have been awakened from my ancient sleep! It appears that the zombie that was my keeper has been destroyed…Oh well, I never liked her anyway…BUT! That is not why I am angry. WERE IS THE ONE THAT PUT ME IN THE TRASH RECEPTACLE!? THAT HAS ANGERED ME GREATLY AND I MUST HAVE REVENGE!" The fork exclaimed and hovered in front of the class
"Did you get caught in the chemical explosion too? Or did you eat the mushrooms? Those things will turn you-" Noliee asked
"DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS! GO FIND THE ONE WHO DISPOSED OF ME!" the fork commanded
"I'll go get him." I said
I returned a few minutes later with Legolas.
"What now!?" he asked annoyed, "It better not be another zombie."
"Err, well…whispers to fork lord Are you a zombie?"
"No."
"Okay thanks…Nope! Its not another zombie. Just an evil fork bent on attacking you and possibility taking over the world. You know, the usual." I said
"Oh, okay then." Legolas said,
"What do you want with me?" he asked the fork
"YOU ARE THE ONE WHO THREW ME AWAY?" It demanded and glowed brighter with rage
"Um, I think you have the wrong person. You are looking for…Elladan and Elrohir!" Legolas said picking the first names that came to mind
"WHO!?" the fork said
"I'll go get them!" Legolas said and made a quick exit
He came back dragging the twins behind him.
"Hi! This fork would like to talk to you. I think it's mad. BYE!"
Legolas said and ran off laughing
"Um, Hello?" Elladan said
"YOU ARE THE TWO THAT THREW ME AWAY!?" The fork said angered
"No. I don't think- gasp Elrohir! It must be the fork from lunch!" Elladan exclaimed
"But…I thought it was just a normal fork." Elrohir insisted
"I am no normal fork! HOW DARE YOU LABLE ME A 'NORMAL FORK'! I AM THE FORK OF WRATH AND DOOM!" The fork said
"We are sorry if we insulted you!" the twins said
"Silence! NOW, I will now put my cure upon all of you!" It hissed
"Um…Do you have to cures us?" I asked
"YES!"
"Okay. Never mind."
"NOW! I will send 6 plagues upon you! To-
"6?! Come on? That is so stupid! In all the good movies its 3 p-
"SHUT UP! I'M NOT DONE TALKING! Okay, the plagues will follow one right after the other…if you survive any of them. They are scary and evil! The worst of the worst! No one in the past could bare it, they were too horrible. Ghastly, sick, despicable, and all around bad they are. THEY WILL BE THE DOOM OF ALL OF YOU! MUAWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" The fork shouted
"Well, that sounds bad." Casey said
"The only way you can stop these horrible curses is to return my to my rightful owner. AND by the hands of those two only nods at Elladan and Elrohir can I be destroyed."
"That sounds easy, who is your rightful owner?" Elrohir asked
"MUAWAHAHAHA! That would be far too easy! No, no, I will not tell you who my rightful owner is. You have to find out for yourself! Oh yes, and you can't start looking until the curses have started. I will now disappear, but before I go I will leave you with this last hint as to whom my rightful owner is…
We all listened intently.
"It is one with flames shooting out around them. Fire and green gems surrounding them. Powerful they are, but in the most unusual way…EXPECT THE 1ST plague soon!"
With that said, the fork disappeared in a cloud of orange smoke.
"Oh wonderful." I mused
Let the hunt for the fork's rightful owner begin.
We have the whole world to search…Or perhaps not. Holy cheese.
OoooO
Wow, were already back to the fork? Whoa, time flies!