Although Yuki was working as many shifts as she could, today she was only working one, and that was only from ten to twelve. But as she exited the cafe, guess who was waiting for her? The host club! But Haruhi was missing today...

"Yukkiiii!" They called. "Let's play!" Yuki sweat dropped.

"Where's Haruhi?" Yuki asked.

"She said she had something important to do alone." Hikaru replied. Throughout this summer, they have been playing with Yuki everyday. What they seem to enjoy doing most of the time is run the host club right here at the cafe Yuki worked. It attracted a lot of customers, and unfortunately, it only pleased her superiors.

"Lets go back to the beach!" Hunny suggested.

"NO!" Yuki and the twins snapped in unison.

"What happened on that island?" Tamaki asked.

"Nothing." The trio growled.

"Nothing at all!" Hikaru said"

"Everything's fine!" Yuki reassured.

"Why are you guys worrying so much? It's fine!" Kaoru added.

"Why are we still talking about it?" Hikaru asked.

"It's in the past!" Kaoru chimed in.

"We should be asking for what you did on the beach while we were gone because NOTHING HAPPENED." Yuki retorted.

"Hmmm. Then I can only come to one conclusion..." Kyoya remarked.

"What is it, Kyo-chan?" Hunny asked.

"They had a threesome."

"EH!?"

"No! No! NO!" Yuki and the twins screamed.

"Why would you guys do that!? You're just kids! You're too young! You can get STDs!" Tamaki cried.

"We didn't do it!" Kaoru protested.

"We did not have a threesome!" Yuki snapped.

"Kaoru just peed on Yuki!" Hikaru suddenly said.

"HIKARU!" Yuki and Kaoru screamed.

"WHAT!?"

"I'm sorry! I didn't mean to! I just didn't want them to think we had a threesome!" Hikaru said defensively.

"Ewwww!" Tamaki whined.

"How did this happen?" Kyoya questioned.

"The damn jellyfish!" Yuki snapped.

"You got stung by a jellyfish?" Hunny asked.

"Yeah...it hurt so bad! I thought I was going to die!" Yuki quickly stated.

"Urine does stop the pain of a jellyfish sting." Kyoya remarked. Yuki nodded sadly.

"But I just couldn't...bend that way...so, Hikaru lost the rock, paper, scissors..."

"Ewww!"

"Shut up! She was in need! She saved Kaoru from drowning!" Hikaru protested. "Only...I literally couldn't...my bladder just wasn't...full...so..." Everyone looked at Kaoru, who was sitting in a corner crying.

"Hi, guys!" Hazuki greeted cheerfully. She came up from behind Yuki.

"Hey look! It's Hazuki! Lets talk about her and never repeat this past conversation!" Yuki suggested. Hazuki gave them a questioning look. "So, what's up with Hazuki?"

"I got us all tickets to go see a play! It's supposed to be really good!"

"A play?" Hunny asked. Hazuki nodded.

"Yeah! It's about this woman and her amazing and magical journeys through life! She's been everywhere and is very popular in America. This is her first show in Japan! And I thought we should all go." Yuki gave Hazuki a look. Hazuki just winked.

"Well, lets go then! If we go to this commoner's show, then we will get a better understanding of Yuki and Haruhi's life!" Tamaki declared.

Hazuki lead the host club to a theater. It was one of the smaller ones. Hazuki gave everyone their tickets.

"Go right on in without us. It's the front row seats." Hazuki urged.

"What about you two?" Kyoya asked, eyeing them suspiciously. Hazuki grinned.

"We have to go to the bathroom. You know, Mother Nature time. It's a twin thing. We'll be there soon!" Hazuki lied, pulling Yuki into the bathroom.

"Why do girls always go to the bathroom together?" Hunny asked.

"Because when Hermoine went alone, she got attacked by a troll." Tamaki replied. The six of them went into the auditorium and took their seats, which were front row like Hazuki said. The show began to start, and the host club soon realized that Yuki and Hazuki were still gone.

"I think they ditched us.. " Hikaru and Kaoru muttered. "It's a trap." The host club got to their feet, but the curtains opened. An overweight woman wearing excessive amounts of make-up appeared.

"What's wrong with me!?" She demanded in a deep voice, directing the question to Hikaru. Hikaru froze. "Why don't you like me?!" She asked Tamaki, who turned to stone. "What's wrong with you!?" She demanded from Kaoru.

"Nothing! Nothing at all!" Hikaru replied nervously.

"I never said I didn't like you! You seem lovely!" Tamaki responded quickly.

"Nothing's wrong with me! I'm normal!" Kaoru answered. The host club rushed to take their seats.

"I've gone on this long journey to find those answers...it all started...when my dad bought me my first bra..."