A/N: We're pretending Jay Reso is single for this chapter, for my friend Kitty. ahaha. (:


-Bree's POV-

Do you know what it feels like to be a third wheel? Yeah? Well what about a fifth wheel?

That's exactly what I was right now. I felt completely out of place. Sure, I kind of had Randy and Ashley, but they've been spending so much time with me lately that I just want to let them be. They need to spend one-on-one time with each other.

And John? Hmph. Yeah. Won't keep his fucking tongue out of Haley's mouth.

God, its the most sickening thing in the world to sit there and witness two couples act all lovey dovey with each other. Especially when you're alone, because of a big stupid mistake you made.

I wish more than anything that we went to a dance club, so I could be off doing my own thing. You can't do that at a fucking karaoke bar. You either sing, or you sit there and watch the singers. And I was getting the biggest headache ever from watching the singers.

I heard Haley giggle as John worked on her neck, and I immediately rolled my eyes, downing another shot. I glanced over at them, and I saw him pull back and begin to kiss her lips again, his eyes slowly opening. He looked straight at me.

Trying very hard to mask my hurt, I rolled my eyes at him, sticking out my tongue. I turned around immediately after and stormed away to the bar, ordering another drink. As I waited, I turned to look at the stage, waiting for the next person to get up and sing.

It ended up being Ashley and Haley, singing a stupid Britney Spears song.

Me and Ashley always do Britney. Always.

Hell mother fucking no, there is no way in hell Cena's new stupid little girlfriend is going to take my place in this group. These are my fucking friends, I fucking had them first. She can take her skanky little ass and fucking go somewhere.

Snatching up my drink, I walked through the bar, going straight past the table where John and Randy sat, watching their girls on stage.

"Bree!" I heard Randy call, but I completely ignored it and went straight for the table that held a couple of other Divas and wrestlers.

"Hi babies." I wrapped my arm around Candice Michelle's waist tightly, watching all heads turn to me and smile. I missed hanging out with everybody. I've spent too much time with Randy, Ash and John. Its time for me to start looking around for new best friends, I think.

It seems Haley is replacing me.

"Oh oh, bring that hot ass over to daddy. C'mere." I heard a familiar voice say, and rolling my eyes I made my way over to the most perverted man I know, Jay Reso.

His hand slid down to rest on my ass immediately, and I rolled my eyes again, pulling it back up. Jay always did little things like that, for as long as I've known him. Its never meant a thing, just us playing around with each other. Nobody takes it seriously.

"I've missed you." He said, and I smirked.

"Yeah?" I asked, quirking my eyebrow and scooting in closer to him.

"Yeah." He murmured, smiling slowly. "I want you to meet somebody."

"Oh? Someones stupid enough to get into a relationship with you?" I asked jokingly, raising my eyebrows with a smile.

"Yeah!" He said excitedly, grinning. "Kitty, c'mere!"

"Her name is Kitty?" I whispered to him as a girl with long black hair made her way toward us.

"Catherine. We call her Kitty." He shrugged, smiling brighter as she approached, kissing him immediately.

"Wow, I love your hair." I said, reaching out and grabbing a strand of it that was blue.

"She's friends with Jeff." Jay stated, shrugging his shoulders, and I laughed.

"He tried talking me into dyeing my hair green once, but uh..I don't think green is my color.." I laughed.

She giggled, holding her hand out to me, "I'm Kitty."

"I'm Bree. Its nice to see Jay finally happy." I said, smiling. "But I have to warn you...if you hurt him, I'll have to body slam you."

"Bree.." Jay mumbled, and I rolled my eyes, still smiling. He didn't like it when I 'mothered' him, as he put it.

"Breeee! Come sing with us!" Melina giggled, grabbing my hand. I turned to look at Jay and his new girlfriend.

"It was nice meeting you. See ya." I winked at Jay, smiling at Kitty, allowing the divas to pull me on stage.

"What are we singing?!" I asked, giggling as me, Barbie(Blank), Melina, Candice, Mickie, and Layla all formed a long chain on the stage. I avoided looking over at John's table as long as I could, but of course I glanced over there a few times while the girls argued about the song choice.

All four of them stared at the stage, like complete strangers. I don't even know them right now.

But I still wanted to hit John where it hurt the most. His heart.

So I softly suggested to the girls that we sing the song that John and I always duet on, every time we go to a karaoke bar. Even when we don't go to a karaoke bar, me and him liked to bust out with our own rendition of the song just for kicks. It was our song.

All the girls agreed happily, and I stepped up to the mic, giggling.

"Oh my god, Becky. Look at her butt. It is so big.."

-John's POV-
-Flashback to 2005-

"We're singing!!" Bree announced, grabbing onto my hand tightly.

I literally met this girl two days ago.

"We're siiiiinnngggiiinnngg!!!" I sang loudly.

I already completely and totally adored her.

"Singing!!" She grinned, turning back to Randy and Ashley. "You coming?"

"No, we'd like to sit back and watch you two make fools of yourselves." Randy grinned.

"You're icky." Bree stuck her tongue out at him, pulling me away toward the stage.

"I'll pick the song." I stated, going to look at our choices.

"Pick something I can fucking dance to." She said, turning to the stage.

I smacked her ass as she turned away, because it seemed she was the type of girl who wouldn't care about that, and turned to the song choices again. She just giggled at the butt smacking.

"Got it!!" I called over to her, and she turned to me, both of us instantly high fiving.

"Let's do this." She said, smirking and pulling me up onto stage.

The music began to play, and I looked over at Bree as the first words came up on the screen.

I expected her to fail miserably, or pull a girl move and get angry with my song choice.

Instead, she pulled her very best valley girl voice and smiled brightly as she said:

"Oh my god, Becky. Look at her butt. It is sooo big.."

And as we rapped the song together, with her dancing like a fool with me, grinding her ass into me every chorus, I knew this was the beginning of a very beautiful friendship.

Or a really fucked up one.

-End Flashback-

"She would fucking hit me where it hurts the most." I grumbled, propping my chin on my hand as I turned away from the stupid stage with the stupid divas and stupid Bree.

"I think she's angry with me for the Britney thing." Ashley mumbled, frowning.

"Of course she is." Randy said, "John's stupid plan is working."

"You think?" I smiled, raising my eyebrows.

He rolled his eyes, "If it wasn't working, she wouldn't be up there singing your song with the divas instead of with you." I smiled brighter, looking back at the stage.

All the divas - Bree included - were rapping and dancing, laughing wildly at their stupidity.

She didn't look like she cared.

"Why does she look so fucking happy then?" I asked, frowning.

"She's pretending." Haley stated.

"I hope so." I stated.

Haley shook her head, sharing a glance with Ashley that didn't go unnoticed by me.

"What?" I asked, glaring at them as they both shook their heads slowly.

"Nothing. Its just crazy to me that you two are doing the exact same thing to each other. I don't understand how you can care about someone and still hurt them so badly at the same time. And its not like you two are oblivious to how you hurt each other - you do it on purpose! I've never seen anything like this in my life.." Haley shook her head still.

"I'm used to it." Ashley sighed, shrugging.

"She started it." I mumbled, shrugging.

"I bet she'd say the same thing about you. Wow, you two should just get married.." Ley stated.

"I second that." Ashley raised her hand.

"Me too." Randy did the same, raising his eyebrows at me as well.

"I'm not in love with Bree...thank God..it would ruin everything.." I shook my head, glaring at all three of them now. Even Randy! My best friend, against me.

They all sighed in unison, Haley shrugging, "Well that girl you're not in love with? She's made for you."