Earlier that day Jay strolled in his Acura NSX to the Bowery heading to Fabulous to retrieve something special for his little harlequin. Upon entering the building he stared at the decor of the establishment's interior, "This place has more statues than Cobblepots mansion."
"And he never lets that down, I swear he is such a drama queen." Winston said appearing from the fern back entrance.
"Yeah but you are biggest queen in Gotham's underworld."
"I try Jay." The two head to his office on the second floor. It was made completely of black marble, windows overlooking the harbor and a couple built in wardrobes for his dresses and costumes for certain unorthodox activities. "Okay honey I sized it to the measurements you gave me earlier last month and the designs you suggested but for the purpose of this suit I wanted to send the world a message." He searched through his cabinets for the Joker's order.
"I believe you."
"WAIT!" His abrupt outburst grabbed the Joker's attention.
"What is it Winston?"
"I need to but some triple A batteries for my New Years party tonight." Jay smirked to his comment.
"Should I guess or does the ball gag on your desk give it away?" Winston pretended to look embarrassed.
"Oh no how did that get there. I was beginning to start a checklist of tools I needed for tonight before you showed up. But I digress, I think I found 's suit." Pulling out the suit Jay was absolutely astonished from the design. It was a skin tight suit tailored to Harley's measurements. The color schemes were of the binary approach with red and black. The color design split up into three section. This included the headpiece, as one side was red the other was black and in vice versa. Three harlequin diamonds in red on her right left leg and two black harlequin diamonds on the left arm. The headpiece had two tails for her beautiful pigtails. The endpoints had white plush balls. The balls were also attached to the tails on her neck piece. The shoes to go with the suit were robin hood esque but were red and black. This was perfect for her.
"So what do think Jay?" Winston couldn't suppress his smile.
"Did you also make an extra for the bedroom?"
"Of course, that would be just awful if your clown fetish wasn't utilized." He pulled up a replica but this had more zippers installed. "I also have some pumps to match with these as accessories. Included with the rest free of charge."
"You a genius Winston."
"Oh stop sugar you're making me blush." Jay wrote a generous check for his friend. "This is too much Jay." Looking at the number of zero's.
"Consider it my New Year's present."
"Give Harley my best."
"I will Winston." Before he left he gave Winston a hug. "Happy New Year."
"Happy New Year Jay." And with that Joker heads home to hid his present in the bedroom. After everything was set up he called some of his henchmen to follow him as he drove to the Costco to pick up his Harley.
"Mistah J what are you doing here?"
...
The happy couple were setting up dinner in the kitchen. He was teaching her a few techniques with cooking their meal.
"Pass the Allspice sweets."
"Thank you for teaching me how to cook some of your dishes."
"My pleasure, it benefits the both of us. I get to leave you some culinary knowledge I've learned from my past and we don't consume charred "edibles" for breakfast." He grinned to her darting her tongue out in his face.
"I know I'm not a great cook. My mother never cared to show me how to do simple things. Martha Stewart tried but she was guilty of tax evasion."
"Yeah when I began my life in Gotham after well you know," He points at his face. Harley comes up to him to give him a kiss. "I had nothing at first, using old pots for soup and stolen dishes for casseroles. The oven I used was around during the depression. Two out of four burners defective. I felt defective during my campaign of endless humor, being a criminal was new and exciting, still is exciting but I struggled with my urges of the dark passenger in my preconscious. That was until I met someone special, someone with masochistic side, someone who understands me and what my purpose is in life." Harley had a couple tears forming in her eyes.
"Dam these onions." Cutting through them quickly Joker grabs her hands gently.
"You complete me." The two didn't break eye content. Both felt their bond strengthen from this. A relationship is something that takes work, from both sides. But it all starts with two who are destined to be together. In this case the Harley to his Joker. The Joker to her Harley. Life would never be the same without each other. When you give yourself to someone, it can be to pretty intimidating but in this situation there was no fear, the two were madly in love and nothing can break a bond of that magnitude.
"I can't live without you puddin." She said weakly with a tear escaping her left eye. He took out his handkerchief from his suit and dried her arising tears. He gave her a look of sincerity he could give to no one else.
"I'm not going anywhere sweets, I'm always here for you." Both locked lips in unison. Neither ever grew tired of their lovers taste. To someone who never experienced the real untainted, unmanufactured, unsynthesized feeling of the emotion of love this seems a little fluffy but in a world of unpleasantries, it's never impossible to have a reason to find someone you could live for, someone you would die for, here is an example of that emotional connection that brings these two together and enjoy life with one another. Granted the two are insane but hey love can make anyone insane (Ah life). Joker uncorked a bottle of Moscato from his wine cabinet. It was a vintage bottle, it was worthy of the occasion. With dinner almost ready Harley set up the plates and Jay hid in the bedroom to check on his new year's eve present. It was just right for her.
"Puddin I need your help." Harley called out from the kitchen. Jay ran to see what she needed. "Which spices do you use again for the beef?"
"The secret ingredient is in the beef already, but we can't forget a pinch of tarragon and a hint of rosemary."
"God this smells great puddin. I bet taste will be even better."
"You're in for a treat pooh." He tickled her chin.
"Hehehe."
"Okay the beef is tender enough and everything else is ready to go. Let's eat." With that the two wet to the dining room table and began their meal. Tonight the main course was kobe beef medium rare with some pink in the middle. Served with parmesan crusted red potatoes and some fresh grilled asparagus.
"Was this dinner your way of a New Year's gift because this is working for me."
"Oh no sweets there's a couple things left, dessert is a two part meal." He said while in his signature grin."
"Yesssss." She licked the tip of her steak knife. He was thinking in his head, "I'm glad I bought whip cream earlier."
"Pass the Moscato puddin pwweasseee." Harley twirled her glass in his face which broke the Joker's thought. He kept the bottle away from her due to her underestimating her alcohol tolerance, a light weight for her age.
"I need you functioning later tonight pooh." He chuckled a little. "The night is going to end with a bang."
"But daddyyyyy I promise I won't over do it this time. I'm a sucker for sweet wine not the earthy variety."
"True." He pours her another glass. "Just don't pass out pooh."
"Yes Mistah J." She had her own little gift for him in set. The night truly will end with a bang.
With dinner ending later both were content. The two stared at each other with the need to move. Jay slipped out a remote, clicking a button a record from his stereo started playing.
"You make me feel so young…" He picked her up and the two began their romantic tangle. It was slow dancing to Sinatra, time was beginning to slow and so was this moment. She leaned into his neck inhaling his scent that calmed her nerves. Nuzzling her head across his chest he couldn't help but lower his head to hers and transfer his love. "This is such nice night puddin, thank you."
"...every time I see you grin I such a happy individual." Their kiss made everything else in the world pause. He had to get his present but this dance was soooo heavenly, just give a minute or two. "...and even when I'm old and gray
I'm gonna to feel the way I do, today because you make me feel so young." This night was magical and tonight it will end with a bang. Still slow dancing when the record stop playing music (yeah that long) Jay breaks the relaxing silence.
"Wanna go outside? I have something for you."
"Of course Mistah J." Harley skipped with so much excitement to what he got her he headed to the bedroom for the black and red gift box. There were two but he wanted to have her try on the fun one hehe. Appearing on the balcony Jay enters.
"Close your eyes pooh." Harley couldn't help but peek.
"Ouuu I can't wait." He hands her the box and leans into her ear, "This will be used in tonight's activities."
"Mmmmm." She thought about what it was. Opening it she gasped. In a split second she screamed with happiness to the gift.
"Happy New Year my dear Harley Quinn." She grabbed his face and started devouring it. In the background fireworks were launched in the sky and sparks flew to be seen by the eyes of millions.
"I love you so much puddin."
"I love you too sweets." Harley showed her grin when looking noticing the zipper outline around the posterior.
"I want to see your face when I'm wearing this."
"To the bedroom." He carried her quickly as if he was being chased. She went into the bathroom to get changed while Jay waited in the bedroom naked and ready to rip her suit off.
"Mistah J I'm ready."
"Let's see you my dear." She appeared from the door leaning on the frame seductively.
"Well what do you think?" Her smirk made him chuckle.
"Come to me."
"Yes daddy." Showing him her dirty voice made his blood pump faster. Striding her way to her clown she rubs her tits slowly. The suit hugged her slender form perfectly. The suit really complimented her natural bust in the front and the back. The look in the Joker's eyes were filled with desire. She climbed him and began smoother him in kisses. He rubbed her pussy through the suit while she began jerking his monster.
"God puddin you are soooo fucking hung I'm having a hard time taking it all in my hand."
"Let me give you a hand then." He helps lift up the pole in her mouth but she kisses the tip teasingly. He moans heavily from her actions towards his cock. "Let me give you some encouragement." He pulls the lower zipper down revealing her pink pussy, he plays with her clit and she becomes weak to his touch. He could feel her pussy producing juice.
"Fuck puddin." He inserts his fingers deeper in and breaths become deeper. he reply was going down on the Jokers flag pole. Taking inch after inch he moans to Harley's satisfaction. Performing a swirling motion with her tongue Jay becomes putty in her hand. Lifting her head up she begins the jerking motion again. "How's that daddy?"
"Hahahahahahahaha." He grabs her ass and turns it to his face. Pressing his tongue deep inside her made Harley scream with pleasure. This 69 was a great way to start the new year. Slurping on his throbbing shaft, slurping the juices flowing from her neatly trimmed pussy. Trying to multitask he pick up a bottle of whip cream and started spraying inside her walls. She was surprised, the air still stimulated the nerve endings of her vagina.
"Yes puddin yesss, please have some dessert."
"Don't mind if I do pumpkin." Licking the whip cream off her clit nearly made her faint from the sensation. To which she was tossed the bottle and sprayed the cream on his shaft began tasting the sweetness of his throbbing cock. Heavily focusing on the tip, there was still jerking motion to the base of his shaft. She wants his cum so bad. Finishing off the cream in her pussy he thrusts his pole deeper in his mouth. She gags and slobs the excess saliva to use for lube and boy did it work.
"Want to feel all of me sweets?"
"Mmmhmmm." She couldn't reply verbally, she was busy.
Moving around in positions she sits on top of him and begins inserting inch and inch of his pulsing rod. "Ouuuuuu DAADDDDYYYYY. FUUUUUUUCCKK." Enjoying being fucked by her clown she twist around on his cock to look in his eyes. The twisting was a little hard but it resulted in good feelings. With the two not breaking eye contact the thrusting increased in momentum and force.
"God your pussy is gonna be the death of me."
"Your cock is gonna be the death of me." She leaned in kissing him tenderly. Her climax was making him pound harder. Spraying more of her cum on his cock he pushed her down on the bed thrusted inside her mouth to make her choke. Pulling out he plowed her pussy again. Harley couldn't help having multiple orgasms.
"OH my GOD I can't stop cumming." She kept rubbing her clit while Jay fucked her good. "Can I have some cum daddy?" She gave him a look of innocence (naughty girl).
"Ahhh I'm getting close sweets." She played with his balls while he went deeper and deeper. On the verge of climax he utilizing two holes tonight. Pulling out quickly Harley quickly began a fast jerking motion and licking his cock. His legs were shaking and he grabbed her head and thrusted fast. "I'mmmm CUMMMMING." He sprayed his baby batter in her throat and pulled out and gave her new suit a nice coating. Not finished, he gave his Harley a full creampie with what whip cream was left in her destroyed pussy. Pressing his body forward to make sure his little girl received her daily dose of vitamin D. Eventually pulling out once more she swallowed his cock one last time tonight and began eating her puddin's pudding from gushing pussy. Both to tired to shower they assumed positions together in their bed.
"Goodnight sweets." Kissing her cheek she smiled.
"Goodnight Mistah J. Happy New Years."