I do not own Naruto or Predator vs Alien or Predator in any format. This is a fan fiction
Naruto quietly slipped into his bed, and slept quite peacefully by his mate's side. He knew his mother was right. Once their child was born she would be to busy to spend more time with him. So he decided to focused on the things he could do and forget the argument and tried to understand her more. There life was going to be more hectic and it would not do to keep arguing in front of their child.
When he woke up he gave her a kiss. She was quite surprised for several reasons, first she did not feel hit get into the bed, second she remember their argument, and lastly what her mother in law told her. "You don't take long to listen to your mother do you?" Naruto told her that she knew his mother, only when she was in a good mood. She did not want to see his mother when she was really, really angry. She asked him how bad could it be. He told her in the form of a question. "Do the words compound fractures mean anything to you?"
His mother just had to step in, and looked at them still in bed. She smiled and told Kurenai that only happened 1 time. Naruto had killed a large reptile and he was just a boy, but he left the corpse without taking back a trophy. He then told her that she got so mad that she threw him through a wall. "Well son, you don't leave a body of a worthy prey without taking a trophy that is disrespectful." Kurenai asked how old was he and he told her he was 10.
"What can I say, he either learned fast, or really took a liking to hunting. Either way I was one proud mom, after I went to get the trophy. That reptile was as big as me." She of course did not believe it. "I have a picture if you really want to see it.." So the obvious answer was, hell yes she wanted to see it. If she could see him have trouble getting dressed in his armor for the first time, she could see this photo.
She touched her own wrist and a holographic image was displayed. Kurenai was speechless. It was not because it was shocking, it was because the thing looked a lot like the thing she imagined a dragon would look like. "Did it breath fire?" Naruto told her that it did only when afraid. "Now you can see why I was so angry he did not take a trophy and why I was so proud of him when I saw it."
"And this is considered normal?" Kurenai wanting to know that one question. "Actually I was more tender with him, than most mother are. I only threw him through the wall, I did not pick a piece of said wall and used it to spank him with it. Like my mom did to me."
"Yea, but grandma could make xenomorphs cry." Void looked at him and smiled, "Well it is true, mother was much more harsh in her discipline practices, and I am considered by most to simply be to gentle with my boys. I simply want them to grow big, strong and make our clan proud, they would never be able to do that, if I somehow ended up accidently crippling them like what happened to my late sister."
Naruto got up and got dressed, Kurenai waited till Void left the room. "I still do not understand why Aunty Spitfire decided to end her life. She was one of the best at repairing and making equipment. Her death was a tremendous loss for our clan." Void patted her son's back. "You have to understand, she would never be able to hunt, and yes she was the best at repairing and making weapons, but she would never get to use them, the sadness of never hunting again was simply too much."
"Well I hope you don't do that, you have a kid on the way and I hope for more than 1. The other reason is because you wouldn't want to leave your child or children orphan, cause I don't know if I could go on without you." Void could hardly believe it they were discussing the dead of a family member and this ooman female managed to turned into a romantic moment. If she had learned that sooner, she might have been able to save her union with her own mate, instead of drifting apart like they had.
"Well, I wouldn't worry about that, mama didn't raise no weakling." This made Void laugh, "Well son why don't we do what I haven't been able to do since I last saw you?" Naruto asked if she wanted to spar? Void told him yes, but later. She just wanted to see his trophies, make sure he hadn't forgotten proper trophy handling and care.
So Naruto and Void walked the the only room in the house, that Kurenai actually avoided, and from the sounds coming from Void she was very proud of her little boy. 3 hours, that is how long it took for Void to look and read the record for all the new trophies. The walked outside and began a simple, hand to hand sparing match. Void had yet another surprise, she actually lost.
"Guess you are right after all, I sure did not raise a weakling. You have made me very proud, Death. Wolf promised to bring both Hunter and Night Claw so that you might get to know your nephew. He practically grew up hearing about your hunts with his father." Naruto had a bad feeling when he heard that.
"So my nephew and sister in law both hate my guts." Void asked why would he say that. He told her that he ended up either taking a big trophy or killing so many that Wolf did very little hunting at all. "He must think I am a selfish glory seeking bastard. Night Claw probably thinks of me the coward that ran away from her. Add to that the fact that I have a mate and she is carrying my first child.. I wanted to meet my nephew to try and patch things up with him, but both at the same time, do you really think I can? or do I need to find a big enough xenomorph infestation and hunt their till they actually leave?"
"Death, I will tell you this, and you better believe me. Hunter is actually very proud of you, we all are. Night Claw has actually calmed down considerably since you met her last, and if your brother, his mate and child are coming, you must know that they want you to prepare your nephew for his first xenomorph hunt. Besides they will be here in about 34 day cycles, so sheer up and give your mother a rematch."
Void taught Kurenai everything she knew about child care, and what she knew about dealing with hormone induced behavioral problems. Everything from throwing a tantrum, to just having a fit and the many phases a child would go through as they were growing up. Discipline was a little more brutal than what she was used to. "The parent that spares the rod does not love the child."
In ooman society this was a colorful metaphor for enforcing discipline, in predator society it was an actual rod, and they used it to beat the disobedient child, till he learned the importance of proper behavior. It was not lethal but it sure would cause severe pain.
Kurenai had to ask if she ever used the rod on her mate, Void told her, that her mate never needed it. He always listened and if there was something he did not understand he would ask the Elder or her. The Elder often joked at told Void that Death treated him like he was a library, when Death was asked by another clan member he flat out told him that the Elder was more experienced than him, it would be a waste not to learn from his experience.
"So you see, my son respected the elder, while the youngest members considered him an old guy past his prime. My son learned everything he could from me and the Elder, and that is why he is the best of our clan, and why the clan respects him enough, to be posted for so long on this, our most sacred hunting ground."
Kurenai began to understand something, the reason Naruto even though he clearly did not want to be part of the village would listen to Hiruzen and even consider listening to Tsunade. The reason was that he respected people who had lived through life and had acquired knowledge in their life. He respected them for their wisdom, which took a lifetime to obtain, but not the villagers who were motivated by ignorance.
"I wouldn't be surprised that he might one day be your Elder one day." Kurenai did not know that actually would mean, so Void decided to ask her a question, and the question would allow her to see how a clan member would become the Elder. "Do you think my son capable of killing the person who he considers his own father?"
"Does the Elder have to die?" Void told her that the Elder was not simply the oldest of them, he was the strongest and wisest of their clan. This prevented the clan from clashing about the decisions between a new Elder and the retired one. The clan would spend to much time arguing and little time actually hunting and places like her planet would suffer for it. Unity and Discipline these two were an absolute must.
"Which is why neither myself or Wolf can do it. We both care too much about the Elder to be able to do it, it would be too painful for us, to kill the person who gave us so much, and taught us so many things. But if his successor is a greedy, selfish, and corrupted bastard I will kill that person in less time that it take anyone present here to blink. I have been hearing about a guy name Danzo, and if the next person to become Elder is like him, well let's just say he will not be Elder for more than a minute if either me or Wolf has anything to do about it."
"So why the interest if I become Elder, you do realize that you and our children would have to leave and come to the home world, if that happens, and let's face it, the environment of the home world is more severe than on this planet." Void couldn't help it, she told them that their children would do just fine, Kurenai could eventually try the blood fusion, and the technique had improved enough that she might survive, through a lot of pain granted while the procedure happened, but it would be less than when she gives birth to her first child.
And so the time finally came for him to go and meet Tsunade Senju as the new Hokage, He appeared out of nowhere and asked if there was any prey for him to hunt. At first it was a rather big surprise to say the least. But looking at it, she knew what to do to prevent this from happening again. "Since you know how to read of writing by now, Death. I am giving you this book. It has and update seal, when you run out of things to hunt, simply come here and touch it with mine, or the hunter commander's, and you will have more of our criminals to hunt. I just want you to bring their heads back for verification."
Naruto thanked her for the book, it would make things easier. Tsunade had to ask again if he would be willing to join the village, and again he told her the answer was no. She asked if he was willing for his children to join eventually. "That is a decision I leave to my mate, I for one would never allow my children to join this village. The people in it have done too much harm to me, and I wouldn't want that harm being done on my kids. They are too ignorant to ever change."
He left and Tsunade realized that he indeed was only helping her, and not the village. Naruto's first target was a man that was actually a woman pretending to be a man, she used the transformation jutsu to change into various handsome men and seduced beautiful young ladies, only to kill them when they were alone, in a rather cruel and painful manner.
"Well my prey was not that hard to find." He looked at the man dressed in rather strange clothes. He was wearing a pink flower printed casual suit. Most men would call him gay, but to some women it seemed like he was actually confident enough about himself to be able to wear those clothes. Naruto followed and sure enough his prey seduced a person with a very nice figure, and an interesting face.
Just as the person he was hunting sprang her trap, the victim was about to be hanged. He used his disc launcher and cut the rope. The young victim left running. "Who is there, and Why do you ruin my fun?" Naruto could appear before her and ask her why she was doing this, it is true, but instead he launched a second disc and ordered the first too follow the second's path with his wrist computer. "Are you that much of a coward?"
This was the last thing this person ever said. The second disc cut this person's head off and the first cut the body in half as it was falling to the ground. Both this returned, and Naruto jumped down and took the head and placed it in a scroll. "The coward was you, for taking on someone who was clearly defenseless."
He went on to continue to hunt and 3 days later he appeared in front of the Hokage again. He took out the scroll and gave it to her. "5 pathetic prey, you can keep them, they are not worthy to take as trophies." Tsunade asked what rank where there on the book, he told her C. She asked the hunter commander to come on it. The man wore a mask and was quite surprised by the build of the person in the office. "Here are 5 criminals, Shi. Please verify their identities and prepare payment for this man."
Shi was not going to miss this opportunity. "You know you could do well in our hunter division, why do you not join us officially?" Naruto glared at the man. "I will not be part of this village, not now or ever. Be glad I am helping your Elder, and do not dare to ask me such a thing again." Naruto used his cloak and left them. "Why does this guy hate our village so much, but is willing to help us." Tsunade corrected the man, he was helping her, because in Death's belief she was honorable, something the rest of the village was not. So in truth he was helping her, and not the village.