I DO NOT OWN NARUTO AND/OR THE CHARACTERS

Lady's Night. What!

Naruto and company arrive at the location given to them by Orochimaru.

Kakashi: Alright, we'll proceed slowly and quietly. Understood?

Naruto: What?

Naruto walks right up to the hideout and kicks the door down followed by Hinata and Sakura, Kakashi sighs as he knows that he couldn't stop Naruto even if he tried.

Kakashi: Well, we might as well enter.

Naruto stomps through the hideout calling out any members of Akatsuki present.

Naruto: Come on out you sons of bitches, Naruto Uzumaki got a little present for ya'.

After searching the entire building, the Konoha shinobi start the doubt the information given to them.

Kakashi: Maybe they changed bases, which would be the best idea knowing the Orochimaru left.

Sasuke: We shouldn't have trusted him in the first place, for all we know this could've been a trap.

Naruto: Hell, son, that's the most sense you've made since I've known ya' and when I get back, I'm gonna stomp a mudhole in his ass for makin' me go through all this trouble.

Voice: You're right, Sasuke.

Sasuke: (thinking) That voice!

Two figures appear before the group of shinobi.

Sasuke: So, you've decided to show yourself. Eh, Itachi?

Naruto: Ain't you the son of a bitch that tried to kidnap me two and half years ago? What?

Itachi stands silent.

Naruto: What! Hell, son, I'd like to see you try it this time…

Sasuke: Naruto! He's mine.

Naruto: What? Hell, son, I done told ya' before. What! Ain't nobody gonna tell ol' Naruto Uzumaki what to do. What! So after I whip his ass. What! I'm gonna whip yours. What! Believe it 'cuz Naruto said so. What!

Sasuke: He murdered my entire family and left me alone to wallow in shame and loneliness.

Naruto: What? That son of a bitch is trying to kill me.

Sasuke: No one will rob me of vengeance, now I said he's mine so he's MINE!!!!

Naruto sees the resolve in Sasuke's eyes.

Naruto: Hell, son, when you put it that way, how can I say no? He's all yours.

Itachi: Are you two finished? You should not have trusted Orochimaru, but it seems that he was truthful this time.

Sasuke: It really doesn't matter…

Sasuke activates his sharingan.

Sasuke: …because you are going to die here.

Itachi activates his sharingan.

Itachi: I look forward to seeing how much you've grown since you little embarrassing display two and a half years ago. I think we need a little privacy, wouldn't you agree?

Sasuke: I was just about to suggest the same thing.

Itachi and Sasuke disappear.

Suigetsu: Kisame Hoshigaki and his great sword, The Samehada…

Kisame takes notice of the grinning Suigetsu.

Suigetsu: Do you remember me? I'm Mangetsu Houzuki's brother, Suigetsu Houzuki.

Kisame: Are you now? I didn't even recognize you. You've really grown, Suigetsu.

Suigetsu: Since we're stuck here waiting for Sasuke, what say we kill some time? Let's have a little fun.

Kisame: I see you haven't lost your mischievous streak. All right, I'll gladly shave a few layers off you!

Naruto and the rest look on as Suigetsu and Kisame began their duel.

Naruto: Hell, I guess there ain't nothin' for us to do.

Voice: I wouldn't say that. I mean you did interrupt us.

Naruto: What? Who the hell are you?

Voice: I'm S…

Naruto: What?

Voice: I'm Sas…

Naruto: What?

Voice: I'm Sasor…

Voice: What?

Voice: I'm Sasori of The Red Sand, damn it!

Another figure steps out of the shadows.

Deidara: And you may call me Deidara.

Naruto: And just what do you two want?

Deidara: You've interrupted us and interrupting two artists such as ourselves deserves punishment. To be truthful, though, I'd love nothing more that to show up that Uchiha and his worthless genjutsu by securing his Jinchuriki.

Kakashi: Everyone prepare yourselves.

Naruto: Ain't no need for that 'cuz judging from the looks of them, I could whup both of their asses with both hands tied behind my back.

Naruto turns to Deidara.

Naruto: Hell, son, it's like this. The only thing you're gonna secure is an ass-whupping, believe it 'cuz Na…

Before Naruto could finish, Hinata and Sakura step in between him and the other two members of Akatsuki.

Hinata: We're tired of you havin' all the fun.

Sakura: I think it's our turn to raise some hell.

Hinata: I'll take the blonde guy.

Sakura: You must have a thing for blondes, you gonna go after Ino next?

Hinata: Whatever, let's do this. BYAKUGAN!

Naruto could only sit there and smile as Hinata and Sakura attack Deidara and Sasori. Hinata's charge was interrupted by some of Deidara's exploding clay barreling towards her forcing her to dodge. Deidara takes a moment to set himself up with some clay in the form of birds and sends them towards Hinata. With her byakugan activated, Hinata notices that the clay was explosive after being infused with Deidara's chakra, Hinata quickly countered them with her Gentle Fist rendering them inert.

Deidara: Damn it!

Meanwhile, Sakura was busy dealing with Sasori.

Sakura: (thinking) Damn it, that tail makes things a little more difficult. Just what the hell is he?

During her reprieve, Hinata takes notice of Sakura's situation. She takes a look at Sasori and helped Sakura with some information afforded to her by her Byakugan.

Hinata: Sakura, he's inside! You have to destroy the outside to reach him.

Sakura: Got it.

Sasori fires at Sakura with his projectile launcher on his left arm, Sakura dodges as she charges Sasori. Sasori tries to defend with his tail when Sakura gets close, expecting this, Sakura grabs the tail and uses the immense strength taught to her by Tsunade and flings Sasori into the ground disabling his exoskeleton. Naruto, who had now divided himself up into several clones, some playing darts, some shooting pool, all drinking sake, took notice of Sakura's feet simply raised two middle fingers up in the air in celebration.

Kakashi: You're not even worried about what's going on, Naruto?

Naruto: Hell, son, it's like this. Those two ain't gonna lose to them sorry sons of bitches and even if by some small chance they do, I'm gonna be right here to stomp a mudhole their asses, believe it 'cuz Naruto said so.

While Sakura was manhandling Sasori, Hinata had now closed in on Deidara with what appeared to be to lion heads made out of chakra in her hands and landed a blow to his chest, Naruto raised his middle fingers in the air again in celebration for Hinata.

Naruto: Hell, I guess he really wasn't worth a damn once you get past those clay things.

As Hinata finished off Deidara, Sasori made his way out of the rubble of Hakuro.

Hinata: Need help?

Sakura: Wouldn't mind it.

Sasori looks at the two Kunoichi.

Sasori: Are you ready?

Sakura: I think the real question is, are you?

Hinata: If you wanna see Hinata and Sakura whup this son of a bitch's ass, give me a hell yeah.

Naruto: OH, HELL YEAH!

Hinata: Well, you heard the man.

Sakura: Let's get to it.