Hahahaha! Evil Boromir!
Tziporah: Thanks for the idea! I hope everyone knows this song... you know... every time I read your penname, I think of tambora and I get hungry... lol
Elvin BlueEyes: It's not a long song this time... lol...
Maidenhair: Wow... you review a lot. Keep it up! It makes me feel loved (Yeee!) Sure, we'll go see a shrink together. Which one do you suggest? Mizamourlikes Gollum, but considering the fact that he's at the bottom of Sammath Naur, perhaps we need to find another. Dr. Frankenstein, perhaps? (Read your fic and haven't died yet, neener neener neener!)
Little Hobbit, Come Here to Me!
Sung by: Boromir
Take off of, "Invitation to the Jellicle Ball"
CATS
Boromir:
Little hobbit, come here to me!
Little hobbit, bring the one Ring!
If hobbit boy you still want to be,
Little hobbit will stop all this hiding!
(Whispered)
Little hobbit, come here to me!
Little hobbit will stop all this hiding!
Frodo: (Running away with the Ring on)
Little hobbit is small and scared!
Little hobbit is only half your size!
Boromir:
Little hobbit with curly foot hair,
Little hobbit is going to die!
Frodo: (Hiding and to himself)
If I'm quiet enough in this hour,
If I'm quiet enough in the afternoon,
Perhaps I will evade Boromir's power,
And escape the Fellowship very soon.
Boromir:
I said I wanted it last year
At the Council of Elrond when we all joined.
I know little hobbit will soon appear!
And make what is known as the wise hobbit choice!
Come, just give it to me, I know it's what you want.
There's a silence I feel I could cut with a knife.
But I know all your usual places and haunts!
I know this ring will help me enhance my life!
For waiting up there, to Sauron, you're bare!
It's full of wonders you cannot see!
And hobbit, you don't even ask, because you don't dare!
(Falls suddenly and realizes what he has said)
(spoken)
What have I done?
Frodo! Come back, Frodo!
(sung)
How can it be?
How can it be?
AND MORE TO COME!