Author's Note: OMG! I LOVE SEEING YOU GUYS SUFFER!!! XD
Hidan: I was, suppose to be the sadistic one…
Me: To bad!
THEY ARE NOT DEAD YET!!!...Wait, did I say YET?! Holy crap, I let out a spoiler! Oh wait…I can just change the plan…Or not! Mwahahaha!!!! I'm evil!
Orochimaru: I am more evil…
Me: I'm the most evil person alive!
Oro: Na-uh, I'm the most evil person alive!
Me: Yeah, yeah…-accidentally steps on stuffed snake-
Stuffed Snake: -squeak-
Oro: …
Me: Huh? –looks down- WHO WANTS THIS?!
Random fan: ME!
Me: -throws stuffed snake to random fan-
Oro: THAT WAS MR. SNUFFLE-KIN!
Me: O.o…And, to think, you were the evil dude.
Oro: GIVE ME MR. SNUFFLE-KINS NOW!!!
Me: …
Beating Up THE BASTARD!!!---
Me: I have a strange feeling everyone here is glaring at Sasuke…Right?
Crowd: Yes…
Me: Well, glaring won't do anything to him right?
Crowd: No,
Me: So, WHY DON'T WE LET THESE VOLUNTEERS BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA HIM!!!
Crowd: SHANNARO!!!
Konan: HELL YEAH!!
Pein: -sigh-
Me: Oh yeah! WILLPEIN AND KONAN BECOME A COUPLE!?!?! HERE ARE THE VOTES!!!
Yes: 2
No: 0
VOTE NOW!!!
Pein: I'll pay you 50 yen to make Konan and me together! :D
Konan: What…The…Fuck?
Pein: You keep trash talking and I get more money:D
Me: …Ok, here are our lovely volunteers, Chocolat-chan, CrystalKyuubi-chan, PiScEs-BlOsSoM69! I ONLY TAKE VOLUNTEERS WITH THEIR OWN WEAPONS!
Chocolat-chan: I'll be using…Umm, ELECTRIC SAW!!!
Sasuke: -beep-…YOU AGAIN!
Chocolat-chan: Yes, me!
CrystalKyuubi-chan: I'll be using AN OROSASU FANFICTION!!!
Sasuke: …I swear, you are the most evil, evil, evil little girl.
CrystalKyuubi-chan: I'M NOT EVIL! –dark aura-
Sasuke: -backs in corner- H-Hai,
CrystalKyuubi-chan: Good!
PiScEs-BlOsSoM69: I'll be using…sectumsempra curse from Harry Potter!
Sasuke: The –beep-?
P.B69: Shut up.
Sasuke: …No one ever commands me!
P.B69: What, like Oro did?
Sasuke: …
Me: Let's get started then!
CrystalKyuubi-chan: Mwahahaha!!! –tie him up and puts tape to keep his eyes open- READ IT! –holds orosasu fan-fiction up to his face-
Sasuke: -beeeeeep-!!! IT BURNS!!
Chocolat-chan: MWAHAHAHA!!! –cuts every arm and leg off-
Sasuke: -beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep-!!!!!!!!!!
P.B69: -waves wand- SECTUMSEMPRA! –Sasuke's body becomes cut everywhere-
Sasuke: -BEEEEEP- YOU!!!
Me: URASAI TEME!!!
Hidan: OoO…Yes, SO MUCH BLOOD!!! :D
Chapter 24 – Exhaustion, Suna, Recovering, Allies?
Blood was on the use-to-be green grass, pure white flowers that turned red, tree trunks that are now red.
Sasuke's eyes widen. He let go of the katana and took a shaky step back. Sakura held the blade that went through her heart which met Itachi's heart. She lifted her head up and…She smiled. Itachi lifted his head up and…Smirked. Poof! 'Kage Bushins! I let my guard down!' Sasuke thought angrily. He had little chakra and had to escape.
Crows cawed and the sky turned crimson red, the silvery moon showed up. He was standing in the middle of Konohagakure. (Mangekyou World)
Naruto appeared and gave the most serious glare at Sasuke, "Why teme? Why did you betray us again?" Sasuke was about to respond but Naruto faded into leaves.
The Copy Nin, Kakashi took Naruto's place, "Ninjas who disobey the rules are trash. But, Ninjas who abandon their friends are worse than trash." Sasuke suddenly had a guilty feeling but kept on glaring at Kakashi who disappeared. This went on for hours…
After a couple hours Sasuke was being held by the throat by Yakushi Kabuto. "You are a disgrace to Orochimaru and everyone around you." Kabuto faded, leaving Sasuke dropped to the dirt ground. He panted. Then, he saw Itachi. He then saw Sakura.
"It is too late to gain her love back now," Itachi stated. "You had many chances but rejected her."
Sakura smirked as she tip-toed to Itachi's ear and whispered something. Itachi smirked and in a blink of an eye he grasped Sasuke throat.
"I think, that it would a great idea to show Sasuke how much pain Sakura went through." With that…Sasuke got entered into an even powerful Genjutsu…
Itachi and Sakura---
Sakura looked back at the screaming Sasuke who was clutching his head. The jumped from one tree branch to another. She turned her head to focus and tried not to sleep. She felt her head dropping a bit and flinched, making her head focus on the road again.
Itachi glanced over his shoulder and saw her nodding her head. He thought it was a bit funny and smirked, so close to a smile. He stopped on a tree branch by concentrating his chakra to the tree branch. Sakura stopped as well and looked up to Itachi.
"Ita—" she was interrupt by Itachi who scooped her up and carried her piggy back style.
"Rest, you are too tired to travel anymore." He stated the obvious. She was too tired to argue so she rested her head on his back. He immediately relaxed and moved quickly back to Akatsuki Head Quarters.
At sometime, he glanced over his shoulder to see Sakura snoring a little. He couldn't help but chuckle.
"Itachi-san, yeah?" the clay artist looked at him wide eyed. "D-Did you j-j-just c-chuckle?!" Itachi glared at the laughing artist.
"HAHAHAHA!!!! ITACHI LAUGHED!!!" Deidara caused a big crowd of members to circle around Itachi, taunting him.
"Itachi likes Sakura!" Kisame yelled as he smiled.
"Itachi-senpai laughed!" Tobi came out of nowhere.
"Holy shit, no fucking way did weasel boy laugh!" Konan had wide eyes.
"PAY UP! And, Itachi, do you really like Sakura?" Pein smirked.
Everyone went silent…Except for a laughing blonde. Itachi's eye twitched. A dark aura surrounded him again….No, not a dark aura, a murderess one that can be felt all the way to Suna.
"Go…Away…" Itachi's voice was deep and he said it slowly. Everyone immediately flee for no one wanted to anger an Uchiha.
The weasel laid the cherry blossom on her bed. She looked peaceful.
5 Days Later---
Sakura smiled happily as she walked down the streets of Konoha with shopping bags in one hand. Ino, Hinata, Tenten and Temari were at her side carrying several shopping bags as well. You can see, they have been going to shopping land!
"Good night Saku-chan," Hinata yawned and they all said their good nights and headed to different directions. As Sakura opened her door she felt a well hidden familiar chakra. 'The bastard…' she scowled mentally.
'SHANNARO! WHAT DOES HE WANT?! WE CAN KICK HIS SORRY ASS OUT OF KONOHA IN NO TIME!' Inner Sakura shouted very loudly Sakura winced.
'Be very careful Sakura-chan,' Ito warned her.
'Hai,' she responded and she walked inside very quietly. The pink cherry blossom took out a kunai and narrowed her eyes in the dark. Pein would always train her in the dark. And, she grew used to it. Closed her green eyes and sensed where Sasuke's chakra was coming from….Kitchen! Her eyes snapped open and threw the kunai toward the intruder.
"Sakura-chan!" Kakashi turned on the kitchen light and it was Kakashi. The kunai created a scratch on his cheek. Sakura relaxed and ran over to heal him.
"Gomen Kaka-sensei," she finished healing him and smiled. 'This is strange…This isn't Kakashi. Kakashi would have flipped out his 'Come Come Paradise' book out.' Sakura thought as her guard was on now.
"Sakura-chan?" another Kakashi was sitting on her open window. 'Nani?!' she thought.
"Ok, which one is which?" she glared at both of them.
"Sakura-chan! This is me!" Kakashi 1 said.
"Sakura-chan? What is going on?" Kakashi 2 asked as he glared at the other.
"When did Kakashi graduate from the Academy?" she knew the answer and Kakashi only told Sakura, no one else.
"Age 6," the real Kakashi stated. Sakura gasped as the fake grasped her neck.
"Sakura-chan!" Kakashi started a chidori but was knocked out by…Sasuke. The fake was a clone and poofed away.
"S-Sasuke…" Sakura stared wide eyed. She quickly glanced out the window and saw…Rain. She smirked and knew Pein would be here in no time. She would just have to distract him for 5 minutes.
Sasuke smirked and grasped Sakura's neck again, "What…No Sasuke-kun?"
"Fuck you," she spat at him.
"Such a colorful word for a little kunoichi," his sharingan turned on. Sakura couldn't stop him. She just finished training with her friends and shopped. Her eyes widen as Sasuke's neck extended… 'No…He's going to place the curse mark on me!' she screamed mentally. He launched down…and down…His teeth then pierced her skin on the crook of her neck. She screamed and screamed…
Sasuke smirked and whispered in her ear, "I always get what I want Sakura-chan. Even if it is by force," he kissed her roughly and disappeared; leaving the unconscious Sakura lying on the floor.
Moments later, Rookie Nine and Akatsuki appeared to the scene. Pein glared at Rookie Nine and said, "I do not allow Sakura to come to Konoha anymore." Akatsuki, poofed away with Sakura. Leaving shocked Hokage, kunoichis, and shinobis.
"Who did this?" Shizune asked her boyfriend as he regained conscious.
"I didn't see. All I saw was a clone of me," Kakashi got serious.
Bloopers!!!---
"Go…Away…" Itachi's voice was deep and he said it slowly. Everyone immediately flee for no one wanted to anger an Uchiha. Everyone left…Except…The clay artist who kept on laughing. "Urasai!" Itachi yelled as he grew pink.
Deidara just kept laughing and laughing…Until, he choked…On…BAZOOKA BUBBLE GUM! Out of no where Tobi came up and started singing!
"My mom gave a penny, she said to go Denny's, but I didn't go to Denny's! Instead, I bought some bubblegum! Bazooka, ZOOKA bubblegum! Bazooka, ZOOKA bubblegum! " he went on and on until he reached to $5, "My mom gave me a five! She said to stay alive! But, I didn't stay alive! Instead I CHOKED ON BUBBLEGUM! BAZOOKA, ZOOKA BUBBLEGUM! BAZOOKA ZOOKA BUBBLEGUM!"
Deidara's face turned blue and purple as he choked on Bazooka bubblegum. Deidara stood up and waved his arms around.
"Does Deidara-senpai need more bubblegum?" Tobi questioned. "DEIDARA-SENPAI DOES NEED MORE BAZOOKA BUBBLEGUM!" he exclaimed as he shoved 20 packs of gum into poor Deidara's mouth…Even his hand mouths!
Author's Note: Tell me if you like the Bloopers! If you do then I'll try and do 1 every chapter!