"Oi Natsu. Why hasn't Lucy been with you lately? She sick or somethin?" Cana called out.
Natsu smirked devilishly. "I suppose you could say that. More like she can't even stand up. She's too sore to do much of anything. All she can do is stay in bed, especially when I'm around."
Cana smiled at his response. "Good boy. Treatin' your girl right."
Gray and Gajeel both snickered at his comment, slyly giving him fist bumps.
Gray sneered. "Juvia melts sometimes. Like literally. She fucking melts into a puddle of water. She can't control her magic because of my magic fingers, if ya know what I mean."
Erza turned to scowl at Jellal after hearing some of the boys bragging about their sex escapades. "Jellal," she barked, "How come I can still stand after we make love?"
Jellal spit out his drink, blushing madly. "E-Erza, can we please not talk about this at the guild?"
"I asked you a question Jellal."
"Err, right. Uh. Because you're such an amazing mage and you have great stamina?" He sweated. Was he not putting in enough effort to pleasure her? She got off every time. What was he doing wrong?
Erza pondered over this answer, seemingly taken aback by the compliment as she was flushed. "I suppose..."
She turned back to listen to the men.
"Levy's always complainin' about the marks I leave all over her."
"I get ya man. Luce is always takin' my scarf to cover her neck. I mean what's the point of me markin' her up like that if she just hides it?" Natsu pouted.
Erza glanced down at her clear, unblemished skin, frowning. Jellal was a rather reserved man, even in their intimate activities. It was only the first few years that he had been so passionate and lustful... Perhaps she needed to bring some new toys to the bedroom to draw out a more wild Jellal... She shivered at the thought of him biting down hard enough to leave a mark for all to see...
"Gihi. Don't let the Shrimp's small size fool ya. She's a tiger in bed. Of course, I can obviously dominate her but it's nice to sit back and let her do all the work once in a while."
Gray raised an eyebrow. "Ya know Gajeel, I can't really see Levy doin' that stuff. She's too innocent."
Gajeel snorted. "Innocent is the very opposite of that little spit fire. Remember Erza's bunny suit that went missing? It's been missing for a reason."
Gray and Natsu both broke out into laughter, imagining Levy posing in that ridiculous outfit for Gajeel.
Erza grit her teeth. She'd have a little chat with Levy later. And perhaps ask for advice while she was at it.
Gray crossed his arms over his bare chest. "What's the kinkiest thing you've done? Juvia is all about bondage and using magic for sensory overload stuff..."
Gajeel wrinkled his nose. "That's weird to think about Juvia like that. Gross."
Natsu just laughed and waved it off. "Luce loves when I use my fire and heat. Turns her on like you wouldn't believe."
Erza squinted at Jellal. Could they use their magic during sex? It didn't seem very logical. What would she do, hold a sword at his throat or something? That would be the opposite of a turn on. Surely they could find something though. She did have a wide variety of outfits, and they had only dabbled into a few...
Natsu continued. "I don't really count this as kinky, more like risqué. Luce and I... we like to be dangerous. We try doing stuff without people noticing, under the table, in a storage closet, a few times we've actually done the deed on group missions before. It's really fun sneaking around."
Gajeel snorted. "That just sounds stupid actually. If Erza finds out she'll chop your dick off."
Gray scratched the back of his head, awkwardly looking away. Gajeel groaned. "Damn, you too ice block? You guys ever heard of privacy?"
Natsu shrugged after recovering from his fear. "You just don't know how to have fun Gajeel. It's a real adrenaline rush trying not to get caught. Try it sometime."
Gray chimed in, "It does sound stupid. But don't knock it til you try it. Then you won't be able to stop. Juvia actually does sneak attacks on me when I'm least expecting it. Feels me up when I'm trying to have a team meeting or something. She has no limits on anything. She's crazy kinky, that one."
Erza gazed back at Jellal as he quietly ate his food, occasionally talking to Lily. While she would surely have to punish Gray and Natsu, she could also try it out as well...
Don't knock it til you try it right?
She lightly placed her hand on Jellal's knee. He hardly noticed. She kept it there for a few moments before sliding her palm to the inside of his knee. He gave her a weird questioning look out of the corner of his eye. Then she drug her hand upwards...
He turned fully to her, a slight pink tinting his cheeks. "Erza what do you think you're doing?"
She smiled innocently. "Absolutely nothing Jellal. Is it illegal to be affectionate towards my lover?"
He narrowed his eyes at her, but then turned back to his food.
She rose her hand higher, he tensed, but didn't question her again. Then she cupped him. He lightly gasped, sitting up and clenching his fists. Lily asked if he was alright, to which Jellal simply smiled and nodded.
Erza smirked. This was fun.
Looks like she's found a few ways to spice up their love life.
Hey pals. This little story has been sitting in my docs for ages. Sorry I'm not going to continue this. Hope you liked it though, leave a review please
-Joy