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I was currently sat in a chair in hair and make-up getting ready for tonight's RAW. The weekend had been good and very family orientated. It was nice to be able to sleep in my own bed for more than one night. My time with Randy and the kids involved us all going out for a trip to the zoo. The kids loved seeing all the animals and we were lucky enough to get a behind the scenes tour at the zoo, which I didn't think was possible. I guess it is one of the perks of being WWE superstars. Alanna, in a similar fashion to her dad, loved the insects and reptiles, while her step-mom stayed away from that area of the zoo due to a fear of snakes, which is not a good phobia to have when you live in Texas or Missouri for that matter. I've had a couple of encounters with snakes in my life but one of the worst times was not long after me and Randy had married.
"Can't you help me as I'm startin' to burn all alone. Too many doses and I'm starting to get an attraction. My confidence is leaving me on my own all alone. No one can save me and you know I don't want the attention." I sang giving my best Shadows impression as I prepared dinner for me and Randy, who was currently having a golf session with my dad.
"So sorry you're not here I've been sane too long my vision's so unclear. Now take a trip with me but don't be surprised when things aren't what they seem." I did a little dance but jumped slightly when I heard a noise.
"Randy is that you?" I was met with silence so I just shrugged and carried on dancing. As I spun around I noticed something on the floor.
"Ahhh oh my god, oh my god!" There was a snake on my kitchen floor, how the hell did this happen. I noticed the kitchen door was open and began to move towards it but I must have spooked the snake and shrieked as it moved towards me. Instead of doing the clever thing and actually leaving the kitchen, I found what I thought would be a good hiding place on the kitchen counter and in the process spilt the dinner that was cooking on to the floor. How I did this I wasn't quite sure. Ooops. As I was on the counter I managed to turn the oven off but my eyes never really left the snake, who had now taken an interest in the dinner I had been making.
"Oh well at least someone gets to enjoy it." I sighed. This was just great. Okay just relax. After a couple of deep breaths I remembered my phone was in the pocket of my shorts. As I pulled it out the pocket it slipped from my hand and crashed onto the kitchen floor.
"You have got to be kidding me!" I decided that I would have to get comfortable, because I was not making a break for it now and I was shaking like a leaf.
After what seemed like forever I heard the front door go.
"Baby, I'm back!" I perked up at Randy's voice.
"In the kitchen, be careful!"
"I am not playing golf with your dad…Whoa why are you, oh cool a snake!" I rolled my eyes as he looked at the serpent on the floor who seemed to be enjoying my phone on the floor.
"No it isn't cool, can you get a shovel or something?"
"Why do you want a shovel?"
"To kill it."
"You don't need to kill it, I'm pretty sure it isn't venomous."
"Oh your pretty sure."
"You have lived in Texas your whole life, surely you know the good snakes from the bad."
"Can we discuss this after the snake is removed from my kitchen?" Randy smirked as he moved to the snake and began the process to get it out of the house. I couldn't help but shiver and cower away as Randy led the snake outside. I climbed down from the counter and began to clean up the mess on the floor.
"It's gone!" Randy said walking back in and over to wash his hands in the sink.
"Thanks." I said.
"So what was that about, I thought you were a tough woman from the country?" He said causing me to roll my eyes.
"I just don't get on with snakes, when I was younger, dad always warned me what could be lurking around, but one day I was just playing with some kids a couple of houses down from me just in their backyard when the next thing I know I'm in a lot of pain and there is a snake attached to my leg."
"And you didn't provoke the snake at all?" I shook my head.
"Nope, literally came out of nowhere."
"Well that explains why I came home to find you perched on the kitchen counter."
"Yes, and why our dinner is now all over the kitchen floor." He wrapped his arms around me.
"You go relax, I will order us Pizza and fix us a drink, I need one after that game." I turned to him.
"Golf went well then." I said with a smirk.
Anyway, Sullivan obviously fell in love with the monkeys and the lions and enjoyed roaring around the zoo for the rest of the day. Willow's favourite animal was the penguins, and much like her brother she decided to imitate her favourite animal by walking like a penguin. I have to admit it was cute, even cuter when we arrived to the arena today and a couple of superstars would do the walk with her. My thoughts of my family were interrupted by Stephanie McMahon.
"Hey babe, looking good, we need to talk, can I sit?" I opened my eyes to see her sitting down.
"Well you haven't given me much choice, but yes and let me guess this is about Randy."
"Of course, look about the interview."
"He isn't apologizing Steph." I said boldly.
"Excuse me?"
"You heard me."
"I don't think you get a say Piper."
"Actually Steph I think when someone hits on my ex-husband at my birthday I think I do." She gasped.
"No!"
"Oh yes."
"Who told you?"
"Randy, and I believe him."
"Have you asked her?" I saw Barbie down the corridor behind Stephanie and began to get up off the chair.
"No but I think now is a good time to." I marched over to Barbie who seemed to be in a serious conversation with Punk.
"You think it's okay to hit on someones boyfriend at his girlfriends birthday party?" I said glaring at Barbie.
"Whoa." I heard Phil mutter.
"I don't know…"
"Don't play stupid, Randy told me what you did at the club."
"I didn't do anything, he was the one saying stuff about me on the radio!" She said looking between me and Punk.
"Yeah P, Randy needs to apologise." I held my hand up to Punk.
"No he doesn't the only reason he said that stuff is cause of what you pulled at the club, so don't bullshit me Barbie."
"Fine, I hit on him, he looked lonely while you were off practically having sex with John on the dance floor, so I just thought if you can have fun so can he."
"Are you serious?"
"Come on Piper, surely you have heard the rumor that you are still sleeping with John." I rolled my eyes.
"Can you believe her?" I said to Steph who shook her head.
"Barbie I suggest you quieten down."
"Why should I, I deserve to be apologized to."
"You don't deserve shit." I said but gasped as I felt a sting hit my cheek.
"Oh shit," Punk muttered as I looked up to see Kelly looking just as shocked.
"P..Piper I…"
"You bitch!" I screamed as I pounced towards her but was caught by Punk mid-air. I reached my hand out and grabbed a handful of Barbies hair. Stephanie was trying to pull Barbie away but my grip was so tight she needed help and called over someone who just happened to be Stu. However as they both pulled Barbie away from me, some of her hair remained in my hand, some fake some real. I smirked as I saw her face when she saw what was in my hand causing her to scream.
"Come on Rocky let's get out of here." Punk whispered to me as he carried me away over his shoulder.
"I can walk you know." I said still glaring at the floor.
"I know but maybe I'm enjoying the view." I rolled my eyes.
"Usually I would laugh at that comment but quite frankly I am too pissed off."
"You are gonna hang with me while you calm down." I shrieked as I landed on the sofa.
"Well you could just ask instead of throwing me around." I looked up at him and saw him smiling.
"Well where is the fun in that."
"So do you hate me now?" He sat next to me.
"Why would I hate you P?"
"Because you are close to Barbie."
"Yeah well she shouldn't have done what she did, but are you sure Randy was as innocent as he says?"
"You think he isn't?" I asked causing him to shrug.
"He has a history." He replied with a smirk.
"Tell me something I don't know." I muttered.
"Look I know this isn't my place to say…"
"But you are CM Punk so you are going to say it anyway."
"Actually this is Phil Brooks, just be careful a lot of the guys in the back, they don't believe he has fully changed." I looked at him.
"I know."
"Do you believe he has?" I looked at the floor.
"I…"
"Piper!" The door opened as Randy entered the room.
"What's up?" I asked standing up.
"What's going on, I heard there was an altercation, what happened to your cheek?" He looked to Phil who had stood up as well.
"I just had a altercation with Barbie, it's nothing."
"It doesn't look like nothing." He said touching my cheek.
"Yeah well I think Barbie is feeling it a bit more." Punk said.
"Why are you here?" Randy asked.
"Randy!" I glared.
"I just happened to be there at the time and was trying to help Piper calm down."
"She doesn't need your help."
"She can speak for herself, Punk was there and was being a good friend, now I don't know if something has happened between you guys but if it has I am staying out of it, now please excuse me cause I have a match to prepare for, thanks Punk." I said marching out not noticing the smirk that graced CM Punk's face.
So yeah I am not happy with this chapter at all but I just had to get something to you guys because it has been too long!
For those who may be offended by the comment Piper made about killing a snake I did look into it and some people do that! I do not condone violence to animals!
Anyway I felt we hadn't had some Sevenfold in a while so I included some lyrics, they will appear later in this story once again!
Keeper of Oz: I am flattered by what you think of this story seriously! I hope this chapter hasn't let you down! Haha bless Sully, thank god he does it when people are around! So we had some trouble for Kelly in this chapter, I don't think Piper will be very forgiving lol. Thank you very much for the review!
Viper Cena Fan: Barbie had a little punishment! Let's hope Piper didn't leave a bald spot lol! Thank you for the review!
Bingobaby: I'm glad it is funny when Sully interrupts people, maybe he was needed in that tense moment near the end of this chapter! Thank you for the review!
Okay because I have been bad I am going to give you guys a preview of what the next chapter is going to involve...
Piper proves that accidents can happen in the WWE!