Max: So like, Ana, Linda, and I went to Barns and Noble to get books. I got Zodiac a novel. Ana got a picture book of the Boruto (Naruto) thing…. she also got the Naruto character hand book. With the Akatsuki and shippuden characters. Linda got a Naruto picture book.

But what surprised me the most were the heights of the characters. Like, I'm 5'4. and Sasori's 5'4 1/2. I was expecting a higher number.

Itachi's - 5'10

Deidara's - 5'5

Hey it's kinda good for me. They're all good heights to make out.

Linda: What are you talking about?

Max: Buildings…. let's go. I've wasted the readers time and it's time for them to read.

AN: I DO NOT OWN NARUTO, ONLY MY CHARACTERS AND STORYLINE.

Linda

I walked alongside my mom and Kakuzu. I was explaining a little more about Black Friday. Kakuzu had some questions about it.

"Wait" Kakuzu started "so Americans shop and fight for things they want, after a holiday they celebrated about being grateful?"

Mmm. Dude has a point.

"America, am I right?" Max laughed. Max was walking along, holding Itachi and Deidara's hand with Sasori closed behind. We were trying to get through a mob of people by the door.

"Finally, we're past the mob of people. Now, can you let go of my hand?" Deidara said sounding a little impatient.

"You know you could've disgusted her by licking her palm." Ana said stating the obvious.

"Ew no, I don't know where Max's hands have been" Deidara scrunched his face.

"You've been with me this entire time!" Max yelled.

"Still" he shrugged and let of Max's hand.

"Wouldn't have really worked" Pein muttered.

Itachi kept his hand being held, because he already knew how Max gets. Her arguing and sassiness, and how she'll have her way until she dies.

"I'll hold your hand" Tobi offered jumping around.

"NO!" Max snapped. She turned around and held onto Sasori's hand. He gave her a strong glare.

"What's wrong with you?" We all turned to look over at Hidan and Kisame.

"I'm disappointed" Hidan pouted. "Max said that people die and there's violence during this day."

"You're disappointed with anything that doesn't involve violence" Kakuzu said.

"That only happens in big cities where there are crazy bitches" Max informed him.

We continued walking around following Max. She is the Shopping Queen (or coupon queen) now. Her parents and and brother were in the back. Diego and Lucas went somewhere else before meeting up with us here. The Akatsuki ahead of them with us (my mom and my sister) walking next to the them. And Max Itachi and Sasori were in the front. I suddenly felt someone grab my hand. I looked over and got scared.

"Tobi, what are you doing?" I looked a little past him to see Ana glaring at him.

"You also looked lonely so I'm holding you and Ana-chan's hand." I looked over at my mom.

"Help" I plead. She rolled her eyes.

"What's he gonna do?" I took a glance at Tobi remembering that he's Obito/ Madara ready to pop out. And he's really dangerous. HELP ME ME READERS!

We walked into a crafts that had a lot of things. Posters, writing supplies, cards, and other things. I was looking at the birthday humor cards. There was one in spanish with a cow conjugating.

'Moo, Yo moovo, tu mooves, el moove.'

Didn't Max tell this joke like a long time ago.

"Hey Linda" I looked up as Ana walked to me.

"Yeah?"

"Guess what I saw?" she smiled.

"What?"

"Guess!"

"What!?" I got impatient.

"Just guess!"

"What!" I yelled throwing the birthday card at her head.

"A guy in a hot dog suit" she laughed.

"Where?" I giggled.

"He walked past the store"

"And that's how I found out what a hemorrhoid was" I looked down to the other side.

Max walked up to us still holding Itachi and Sasori's hand.

"Why, why do you end your conversation with something fucked up?" Ana asked.

"It's better not to ask" Itachi sighed. Sasori nodded. I felt kinda bad for them.

Max released their hands and walked over to pick the card that I threw at Ana up. She scanned through it.

"The hell didn't I tell this joke?!" She raised her voice. I knew it.

"C'mon I found some quotes for you to make fun of" Ana called out to Max. They walked off with Sasori and Itachi following behind.

"Sup" I jumped and turned around. Hidan stood looking around at the cards.

"Did I really just scared you?"

"No…" I muttered, my face burning.

I put the card back to where I found it. Well, I just shoved it where ever. I glanced over at Hidan, he was whispering to himself.

"ten seconds" He finally said out loud.

"Huh?"

"Oh I was just thinking that it would take me ten seconds to kill everyone in the store with just a kuni. I would have liked to do it with my scythe, but I left it at Max's house" I backed away.

"Well I gotta… Ana!" I ran and turned the corner, on accident I bumped into a hard back.

"Why the hurry?" I grew red with embarrassed.

"Sorry" I apologized to Pein.

"What's wrong with you?" Kisame asked chuckling.

"Well Hidan was talk-"

"Ten seconds?" Konan interrupted.

"Yeah" I stammered.

"He's been saying stuff since he realized that there was no violence here" Kisame informed me putting a hand on my shoulder.

For a second I forgot that these were insane criminals. Guess they've been good boys (girl) lately. I heavily sighed.

"Please!" Ana whined.

"Just stop Ana, you're always begging for an iTunes card" I yelled at her.

We're currently at Best Buy and Ana ran to the iTunes cards (no surprise) and kept bugging me and my mom about it.

"I kinda want one too" Max pouted.

"Do you even have any money?" I asked the both of them.

"Ugh!" Ana groaned. Max continued pouting. Then a smirk formed on her face. Well this is gonna turn out bad.

"I know a guy" she snickered. Suddenly so called guy walked up to us.

"Kakuzu I need twentie bucks" Max blurted out.

"You get straight to it" Kakuzu said muttering to her.

"I'm straight forward like that, lot simpler" Max shrugged. "Anyways can I?"

"Why do you think I have money?"

"Well, 1) You're Kakuzu. 2) You're the treasurer of the Akatsuki. Plus (number 3) the only reason for you to live is for money." Max truthfully said. What, it's the truth. Kakuzu's eye twitch.

"Well if you know so much about me, you should know how money works for me"

"I'm not doing a bounty hunt" suddenly Max's face lit up. "A bet, how 'bout it?" Jeez Max, Kakuzu's not stupid to take a bet from you since you already won those card games.

"Fine." Well I'm glad that I kept that to myself instead of making a bet.

"Thanks for shopping" the cashier smiled.

"Thank you" Max smiled back. Not out of politeness but of the bet. That's right ladies and gentleman. Max Chavez beat Kakuzu in a bet. We all had to stand between the two of them to prevent Kakuzu from brutally murdering her. Since she won… again. I stopped walking and looked around.

"What?" Deidara asked me.

"Hey, um" I bit my finger "where's-" my sentence was cut off by a scream. The alarms came on in the store.

"Everyone exit, now!" Someone yelled.

"... Hidan." I finished.

"Sup" I turned to my right to see Hidan standing casual. I noticed that he had blood on his finger tips. I grew dizzy and sick.

"C'mon" I felt Ana pull me.

We exited the store and walked out to the parking lot into the cold night (morning it was around two in the morning).

"I can't let him be the only one having fun. Let's show this place some art!" I heard Deidara exclaim from the back.

"Wait, what are you-?!"

"Katsu!" Deidara yelled cutting Max off. The rooftop of Best Buy exploded, pieces falling around us. My eye's rolled to the back of my head. I think I fainted because everything grew black. Well it is Black friday. No pun intended.

AN: SORRY IT'S LATE! I was suppose to post it around 3 but I had to go to this confermation thing that lasted ahout 5-6 hours. But whatever. I WILL SEE YOU TUESDAY!

Ana: Mmmm? I like this book. You learn favorite foods of your favorite character or of other people. I wonder what would happen if I prepared a feast with everyone's least favorite food.

I'll force Linda to drink milk and eat bacon. And with Max, well I'll tie her to a chair and force her asparagus. Then gagg her with yogurt... trix yogurt.