Chapter 25: Through extensive research I concluded this chapter to be called: Water-Hand
(Chloe, Marik, Leah, Olivia, and Kaiba are passed out in random areas of the house, which may I add, is a wreck. Bakura is the first awake, for once. He is making his way over to a Tripod holding a camera. Exit Bakura into the bathroom. Chloe wakes up she was asleep on the hardwood floor.)
Chloe: ohhhh… My head… what did I do last night?
(Chloe, gets up and downs a pot of cold coffee.)
Chloe: Okay, I'm better. Where are the others? Hmmm.
(Looks outside on the patio and sees Ollie asleep on Kaiba's shoulder.)
Chloe: Uhhhh. Ew. I'll bother them later. Where's Leah?
(Chloe finds Leah is in Bakura's bed asleep.)
Chloe: Leah, Leah. Wake up. Ollie is asleep on Kaiba's shoulder.
(Leah, is half asleep with a hangover.)
Leah: Why is Kaiba here?
Chloe: I don't know! Leah, where's are video camera when we need it?
Leah: Bakura had it last…
Chloe: Did he?
Leah: I… I don't remember. Don't ask me things after I drank as much as I did last night.
Chloe: I couldn't even remember we drank… Why are you in Bakura's bed?
Leah: Am I? I don't remember going there…
Chloe: Well you're there now.
Leah: Is anyone else awake?
Chloe: You, me… I hear running water so I think Bakura is too.
(Enter Bakura in his room, he shuts the door and takes off the towel. He turns around to see Chloe and Leah there.)
Chloe: OH GOD MY EYES! IT BURNS WITH THE WHITE HOT INTENSITIY OF A THOUSAND SUNS! I'M BLIND!
(Chloe covers her eyes and runs out the room, waking Marik. She falls down on her way out and wallows in pain.)
Bakura: WHY ARE YOU IN MY ROOM?
Leah: THAT'S WHAT I'D LIKE TO KNOW!
(Bakura grabs the blanket to cover himself.)
Leah: Oh come on! It's not like I haven't seen you naked before.
Bakura: That was under different circumstances.
Leah: Whatever. Why the hell am I here?
(Bakura get a creepy smile.)
Bakura: All in good time Leah, all in good time.
Leah: Yeah… that's a bit creepy. Especially with you naked right there. Well, I'm going to go then if you aren't going to answer me. Chloe said that Olivia fell asleep on Kaiba's shoulder. I should probably make sure you didn't permanently damage Chloe either.
(Leah exit's Bakura's room. Chloe is on the couch; Marik is holding her as she cries.)
Chloe: IT WAS SO HORRIBLE!
(Marik is Hung-over as well)
Marik: It's ok.
Chloe: NO IT ISN'T!
(Leah walks outside to see Olivia on Kaiba's shoulder. Leah shakes Ollie awake. She has a burnt up joint in her hand.)
Leah: Ollie, wake up. You have no idea where that's been, and I don't mean the pot.
Ollie: Me? Pot? I doubt it… wait… (Looks over to see sleeping Kaiba)
Ollie: Me? Pot? I doubt it… wait… (Looks over to see sleeping Kaiba) !
(Miraculously Kaiba stays asleep.)
Leah: Told you.
Ollie: How? I mean what did we do last night? I don't remember inviting Kaiba over! Why would I do that for? It's Kaiba!
(Ollie starts really freaking out. Leah slaps her.)
Leah: Bakura implied he knew SOMETHING about all of this.
Ollie: Implied is good enough for me. Let's go find out. Or kick his ass. Which ever I feel like.
(Bakura is sitting on the couch. Chloe is still Traumatized by Bakura's…. nakedness.)
Bakura: Oh it was not that bad!
Ollie: BAKURA! What happened last night?
Bakura: I'm so glad you asked.
(Bakura pulls out a videotape)
Marik: What… what's on that video?
Bakura: Last night. Luckily I stayed sober. You four should know that once you get past how annoying you all are drunk, you're quite hilarious.
Chloe: Oh Joy! Put the damn tape in.
(Bakura puts it into the VCR, that's right, a VCR. We see the footage that is on the camera. Bakura is holding the Camera and Chloe is dancing on the lamp pole to Queen's: Killer Queen.)
Bakura: Smile for the camera.
Chloe: Oh, I'm going to HATE myself when I wake up. I just know it! Oh well, I really stopped caring.
(Chloe Smiles)
Bakura: That's a good girl. Let's go see what our friend Leah is doing.
(Leah is standing on a chair.)
Leah: I LOVE EVERYONE! B-b-b-Bakura. I LOVE you the most. You are SO right about EVERYTHING.
Bakura: Yes, I know am.
Leah: Okay, I just wanted to let you know that.
Bakura: That's good. You should come down from that chair you could hurt yourself.
Leah: NO! I AM PERFECTLY FINE! GO, Go bug your boyfriend, I love you.
Bakura: Alright. Let's go see what Marik is up to. Oh look Olivia is here too.
(Olivia is crying, Chloe is consoling her. Marik is sitting on the couch his arms folded like he is mad.)
Ollie: NO ONE WANTS ME!
Chloe: That's not true… Kaiba wants you.
Ollie: Waaaah!
Chloe: y-y-yami likes you too! You're pretty!
Ollie: Y-you're pretty to…
Marik: Are you hitting on my girlfriend?
Ollie: I don't think-
(Marik gets up in her face, and shakes his head side to side as he screams)
Marik: AAAAHHHHHAAAARGH!
Ollie: I wasn't hitting on Chloe!
(Ollie pushes Marik down)
Marik: You wanna fight do ya?
Bakura: Marik, I doubt you'll win that.
Marik: Oh YOU want to start with me.
Bakura: Marik… I wouldn't go there.
Chloe: Ya, know bah-koo-rah you're kinda cute. Kinda... ehh not so much now that I REALLY look at you.
Bakura: What?
Marik: Are you hitting on my girlfriend.
Bakura: Nooo, you can have her.
Chloe: He SO wants me. Did you hear his voice?
Bakura: No, that's fine thanks.
Marik: AAAAHHHHHAAAARGH!
(Marik stands up and moves his hands in a fighting stance.)
Bakura: Maybe you should lay down, or throw up. Throwing up usually helps.
Marik: NO! I COMMAND YOU TO FIGHT ME MINDSLAVE!
Bakura: I'm not your mindslave!
Marik: SILENCE!
Chloe: KICK HIS ASS, MARIK!
Bakura: Ugh…
(Marik attempts to throw a punch at Bakura. Marik misses.)
Marik: I missed…
(Bakura Punches Marik in the face, he falls down and cries in pain.)
Marik: Ow…
Chloe: You should be ASHAMED!
Bakura: Oh yes, poor Marik. It's not like he hasn't had it coming since I met him.
Ollie: Poor Marik!
Leah (from the other room): Friend? YOU HURT MY FRIEND?
Bakura: When did you start to consider Marik your friend?
Leah: He's like my BEST FRIEND!
Marik: Ow…
Ollie: I know just the person to fix this!
(Calls Kaiba)
Ollie: Hello… Kaiba! I need you to come over.
Kaiba: Did you say something about wanting me?
Chloe: Wow, you got here fast.
Kaiba: I have too much money to be late.
Leah: I wish I had money…
Kaiba: So who wants pot?
Ollie: I do!
Bakura: Olivia, I thought you didn't smoke marijuana.
Ollie: Says who?
Bakura: You're absolutely right Olivia. Have all the pot you want.
Marik: AAAAHHHHHAAAARGH!
Bakura: NO ONE SAID ANYTHING ABOUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND!
Marik: It was a preemptive AAAAHHHHHAAAARGH!
Chloe: You tell him! Hitting on me! He should be even MORE ashamed.
Kaiba: So Olivia, wanna come out back with me?
Ollie: Sure! Being wasted makes it possible to stand you!
(Exit Olivia and Kaiba, Bakura faces the Camera to himself.)
Bakura: This is how you blokes act when you are drunk. I hope you are fully embaressed.
(The camera footage stops.)
Leah: …Wow.
(Leah bursts into laughter)
Leah: Did you see you guys! AAAAHHHHHAAAARGH! I mean really!
Chloe: Oh my… I don't know what to say.
Leah: How about AAAAHHHHHAAAARGH!
Ollie: What should we do with Kaiba?
Marik: Let's just throw him in a red wagon and push him down the hill.
Bakura: That's… That's actually a good Idea.
Ollie: Hung-over Marik is the best Marik.
(At the top of the street, Kaiba is still passed out and they throw him down the hill.)
Bakura: Someone will find him eventually.
Marik: Or not.
Ollie: Preferable not.
Leah: That was a lot easier than it sounded.
Chloe: Yeah, what do you want to do now?
Ollie: Let's go have breakfast.
The end.
(A/N: On June 18, 2010 this story will be on the Internet for 2 months exactly. I originally wanted to post the final chapter on that date, but I was going to be in a car, going to Disneyland! *That's right!* So I got off my lazy ass and finished it today June 16, 2010. I won't be able to write again until June 21st or 22nd. Whichever. But please read the sequel if you haven't. It'll be just as awesome as this promise! Thanks for all the reviews, and support. Without you guys I probably would have stopped writing this a month ago. God Bless us, everyone. And remember… IN ANOTHER FEW HOURS THE SUN WILL RISE!)