When America answered Japan's door, the last thing he expected was a fuming in-law.

"WHAT THE…!" – Korea corrected himself as soon as he noticed it was not who he was looking for – "Where is him da ze?"

"Him…? Oh, you mean Japan? He's at the tea house, I guess. Hn… something wrong, buddy?"

"Showing him what's wrong originated on me da ze!" – the Asian hissed, stomping his way.

The curious blond tagged after the unexpected visitor, who opened the tea house's door with a furious blow.

"WHAT THE HELL YOU MEAN BY THIS DA ZE!" – the brunet yelled, throwing a piece of crumpled paper at his neighbor's face.

"Tea house isu supposed to be calm purace. And ifu you damaged the door, I will sue you." – the other Asian informed quietly… wearing bunny ears and gloves that matched the fluffy girl's swimming suit… and high heels.

"Uh… excuse me for a moment da ze…" – the Korean mumbled, the corner of his lips twitching upward, went outside and laughed aloud for a good couple of minutes before resuming the discussion with the uncharacteristically angry expression he was wearing that day.

"You can not gibe back dipuromatic lettaa Korea." – said the host.

"Of course I can! How I am supposed to accept this da ze?!"

"Guys, what's up?"

"He's trying to get Dokdo da ze!"

"It isu Takeshima, ando isu mine."

"As if! I discovered them and after the great wars, I have been taking care of them for over half a century da ze! So, they definitively originated on me! North witnessed it all da ze!"

"There is no ebidence you found them before me. And I was taking care of them during the world wars. You eben signed a treaty gibing them up. Ando of course North Korea wouldo say it isu yours, so when you reunite, it will be his asu well."

"There are many historical evidences, but you conveniently deny them all da ze! And you were only ruling it at war time because you encircled my house with your army and put your katana at my throat to force me sign that ridiculous piece of paper da ze! So, of course it had to be returned to me!"

"Uh… what are you talking about?" – the blue eyed nation asked, confused.

"Dokdo Islands!"

"Takeshima Islands."

As there were no signs of recognition from the blond, the Asians sighed and answered once more, now in chorus:

"The Liancourt Islands."

"Oh, that bunch of uninhabited rocks between your houses!"

"Excuse me! It's not uninhabited, there are South Korean citizens living there da ze!"

"A huge popuration of 2 or 3 Koreans." – Japan laughed.

"And they already are infinitively bigger than an inexistent Japanese population da ze!"

"Guys, it's just a bunch of rocks in the middle of nowhere. Why you fight so much about them?"

"It is not justo a bunch of rocks!"

"It's not just a bunch of rocks da ze!"

"It isu abouto fishing rights!"

"It's about gas and mineral resources da ze!"

"It isu abouto maritime territory!"

"It's about national sovereignty da ze!"

"Uh… don't you think you're both overreacting?"

"Of course you don't give a damn to Dokdo, you threw bombs there twice during war da ze!"

"That is righto, that was totally unnecessary attack."

"Woa, calm down you both! Why don't you… I don't know, go to international court?"

"Thato isu what I suggested on lettaa."

"ARE YOU CRAZY DA ZE?!"

"What's the problem, buddy? It actually should be easy on you, because of UN secretary general."

"It's the other way round da ze! Bam-ki-moon originated on me, and that's exactly why he can't openly support me without risking his position da ze!"

"Bam-ki-moon isu notto the onry one judgingu. Whatto you afuraid of?"

"We know that as much as UN makes a lot of nice stuff, when they are not unanimous, they are likely to decide according to influence da ze! Guess who they'll side with da ze!"

"Isu notto my fault you are weak." – Japan shrugged off.

"I am not weak, but you know that I had to recover from you colonizing me da ze! Being hypocrite and coward originate in Japan da ze!"

"Lame excuse. America-san was coronized by Engurando and is storonger now."

"That was longer a go, and I didn't have that much time to kick your butt da ze!"

"I won't take sides between you two! I'm off." – the hero declared and went away.

"It isu your fault he isu gone. Why you habe to keep spoiring our intimacy?!"

"It's your own fault for sending me this excuse of a letter when you're planning to have adult fun da ze." – Korean eyes rolled – "By the way, does this fake bunny tail down there get in your way when you sit or you're just that needy da ze?"

Note:

The Dokdo / Takeshima is the main territory issue between South Korea and Japan. It's western name is Liancourt Islands.

US is neutral, unable to take side between his main allies in Asia.

Not sure if UN works like that… but that's what it looks like to me =p